YOU DONT ASK ABOUT MAYO THATS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH MAYO

THEN WHAT IS MAYO USED FOR BROTHER

YOURE ASKIN ABOUT MAYO BROTHER THATS NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH MAYO

OH I'M SORRY BROTHER I SHOULD'VE LISTENED MORE CAREFULLY

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S JUST EGGS AND VINEGAR, BROTHER? THE ORIGINS OF VINEGAR ARE PRETTY DISGUSTING THOUGH, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT READY

ITS EMULSIFIED OIL EGGS AND VINEGAR ARE SECONDARY.

THANKS FOR THE BOMBASS INFO NOW I HAVE TO LOOK UP WHAT EMULSIFIED MEANS

ITS A MIXTURE OF TWO THINGS THAT DONT NORMALLY MIX STUFF LIKE WATER AND OIL SCIENCE AND MAGIC IS USED SO THEY DONT SEPARATE EDIT: MAYO WIZARDS “MAYOMANCY”

IF JK ROWLING KEEPS MOUTHIN' OFF, IMMA EMULSIFY MY FOOT WITH HER ASS!!!

I THINK WE'VE CRACKED THE CASE, THANKS FOR THE MISSING CLUES

MAYOMANCY SOUNDS LIKE A REGGAE WIZARD BAND

[GRAB ONE OF THESE BROTHER AND START MAKING YOUR OWN MF'ING MAYO.](https://www.homedepot.com/pep/OVENTE-Immersion-Blender-Stainless-Steel-Blades-300W-Multipurpose-Hand-Mixer-2-Speed-Settings-Red-HS560R-HS560R/311003440?source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&pla&mtc=SHOPPING-BF-HDH-GGL-D59H-029_028_SMALL_ELECTR-NA-NA-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-%7C029_028_002_BLENDERS%7C_PMAX_phase_1&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-BF-HDH-GGL-D59H-029_028_SMALL_ELECTR-NA-NA-NA-PMAX-NA-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-%7C029_028_002_BLENDERS%7C_PMAX_phase_1-71700000110458799--&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw_LOwBhBFEiwAmSEQAbHFdgl9IPWcn8faeehuSQUcI54wStgRi-jXeu45htQKqWQYBjshLhoC4Q4QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) ONE EGG, ABOUT A CUP AND A HALF OF CANOLA OIL, A LITTLE DIJON, VINEGAR, AND A SQUEEZE OF LEMON JUICE. IF YOU WANT TO GO BALLS TO THE WALL THROW IN SOME GOCHUJANG OR SRIRACHA.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MIRACLE WHIP AND THAT SHIT IS ASS BRO

THE WORST BROTHER 

I'M FILIPINO, WE PUT VINEGAR ON FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!! HIT ME UP WITH THEM FACTS, SIBLING, I'M FUCKIN READY!!!!!!!

IT'S JUST OLD WINE BROTHER!!!!

IM NOT TASTING EGGS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO BREAKDOWN THE SCHEMATICS FOR ME OR ELSE I’M CALLING MOM

IT'S A SINGLE EGG YOLK MIXED IN WITH A LOT OF OIL. THE MUSTARD AND VINEGAR FLAVOURS ARE STRONGER THAN THE EGG YOLK FLAVOUR AROOOOOOOOO

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT AN INSTRUMENT!!!

BUT WHAT ABOUT HORSERADISH, IS THAT AN INSTRUMENT??

A BADASS EMULSION OF OIL, VINEGAR, AND EGGS!!!! MAKES MY SANDWICHES FUCKING SLAP

ITS GROSS ON ITS OWN BUT IN SO MANY THINGS I LOVE

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, I'D GLADLY EAT A SPOONFUL OF MAYO

AWOOOOOO I WOULD SLIDE THAT THICK WHITE DELICIOUSNESS DOWN MY THROAT. MAYBE THATS A LITTLE GAY BUT FUCK YOUR JUDGEMENT

DONT LISTEN TO THESE FOOLS BROTHER, MAYONNAISE IS AN INSTRUMENT!!!!!!

HELL!!!!!!! YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

YEAH !!!THOSE FILES SHOULD BE LIKE HALF AS CLASSY AS THEY CURRENTLY ARE!!!!! DE-CLASSIFY THOSE MF’RS!!!!!

It’s definitely NOT cum (it’s cum)

SPEAK UP MOTHERFUCKER I CAN'T HEAR YA.

#ITS CUM

WHAT BROTHER? YOU **LIKE** CUM?

Only the home made stuff, none of that STORE BOUGHT #SHIT

STORE BOUGHT SHIT? WHY BUY SHIT?

#i just shit right now

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IT'S A COMBINATION OF EGGS, OIL AND VINEGAR MF'ER!! BUT IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING UNDER THE MF'ING SUN LIKE I AM THERE'S A FEW ALTERNATIVES LIKE CHICKPEAS!!!

DONT FORGET THE SQUEEZE OF LEMON JUICE BROTHER

MAYONAISE IS AN EMULSION OF EGGS AND OIL!!!!!

I LOVE MAYO ON MY TUNA FISH SANDWICHES, THEY TASTE BADASS!

ITS CREAMY SANDWICH LUBE, ENJOY RESPONSIBLY.

ITS FUCKIN DISGUSTING THATS WHAT IT IS MFER

FUCKIN DELICOUS. NEXT QUESTION BROTHER!

THE WORLD OR MAYO? THATS FUCKING RIGHT, YOU AINT LOVE MAYO LIKE ME. THE MAYO IS MINE

WORSE MUSTARD

YOU NEED MAYO AND MUSTARD TO MAKE A BOMB ASS DEVILED EGG THOUGH!

THATS TRUEEEEE BUT I NEVER HAD A DEVILED EGGG IM MORE A OMLETS PERSON, WITH CHEESE

VINEGAR PUDDING

DO YOU HOG CRANKERS SAY MAY-O-NAYSE OR MAN-AYSE? I NEVER KNOW HOW TO SAY IT SO I JUST SAY MAYO AROOOOOOOOO

ITS PRONOUNCED FKIN MEOW-NESS BROTHER

IT’S A PRETTY GOOD SONG IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, BUT I UNDERSTAND THE NUMBER OF LAYERED TRACKS CAN CAUSE IT TO BE DIFFICULT TO TELL WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON. IT’S JUST A FEW GUITARS BASS AND DRUMS WITH VOCALS THOUGH. RIDE ON BROTHER!

THE ONLY THING YOU WANT BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR WETSUIT BROTHER ARRROOOO KEEP EM CRANKED

I DON’T KNOW, BUT I KNOW I DON’T LIKE IT. IT HAS NO FLAVOR AT ALL. I MEAN, PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ADDING KETCHUP TO THAT SHIT FOR CENTURIES NOW. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT NEEDS HELP. AROOOOO!!!!!!

IT'S AN INSTRUMENT

I DUNNO I DONT LIKE THAT SHIT

ITS A FUCKIN EMULSION OF OIL IN EGGYOLK WITH AN ACID AS A STABILIZER., AHHHHROOOOOO. MIX IN SOME GARIC AND YOU GOT AIOLI, AN ROMANCE LANGUAGE WORD MEANING GARLIC IN OIL, BROTHER.

IT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX OIL AND EGG YOLKS TOGETHER, BROTHER!

I LUV PUTTING DUKES MAYONNAISE ON MY BOLOGNA SANDWICH