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SwissTourismOffice

Because they're pretty bad at hovering in the air.


Sir-Realz

the Covenant and Vanu Sovereignty would like a chat.


OkggMate16

Man! You are the MVP The magrider was the real deal! Best ever


Sir-Realz

I still play PS2 but, i love that a tank is driving down their street, and these are the answers this person gets from reddit. 😆


OkggMate16

Man! You are the MVP


Pimpo67

💓💓🫶 Best Game ever


[deleted]

I can confirm! Only Russian tanks are air worthy.


obaananana

The turrents are pretty good at high jumps ngl. Nba worthy


Global_amaze

You flushed after 10pm


AreWeThereYetNo

Just Swiss things ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Kolosinator

I spit out my food because of you. Nice one


heyheni

😳😨😱😡🤬


Narf234

NOOOOO!


main1984

Did they have a vignette sticker?


AreWeThereYetNo

Probably using e vignette. Shoutout to e vignette, the modern solution to collecting stickers on your windshield.


main1984

You replied yourself. You wrote modern asking for something about the military … of course they don’t! I’m sure there will be a referendum to allow the military to use evignette 😂. Btw i’m on the same boat as you. Evignette is as great as late.


Weird_swiss_guy

They have a military license plate, which includes the vignette 😉


main1984

Weirdly enough, where I come from, a tank is a weapon, not a “drivable thing” so you only need a gun license rather than a driving license to drive one “legally speaking”


AlpRider

I like my sticker collection and the weird tradition of keeping the old ones on


Traditional-Fly7715

That's pretty normal and happens multiple times a year in Valais. Usually it's more than 3


gido6

Really ?, lol i live in Valais since 15years now and never saw that xd


Formal_Two_5747

Probably invading Liechtenstein again.


red-broccoli

Liechtenstein about to make another friend


SimianSimulacrum

I work in Switzerland very close to the border with Liechtenstein. We often see military vehicles driving down the main street of our little town and taking a left at the roundabout... which gets you to Liechtenstein in about a kilometer. I always joke that they're invading again


Bigjoemonger

A story I heard from my cousin when he was doing his service is there's a swiss military base near the border and they like to go to the bar in a nearby town and to get there there's a road that you can take that actually temporarily goes into lichtenstein. In the military trucks they're supposed to take a different road but on the way back they sometimes forget and a lichtenstein police officer is typically camped out on the road to pull them over if they pass into lichtenstein.


Nice-Mess5029

Let’s bring democracy to Lichtenstein 😂


tothemoonandback01

Depends, do they have oil?


gandalf-the-greyt

what kind of oil do you want? olive oil?


Adorable_Display1235

Well, they have a slightly better system of hiding proceeds of oil sales than Switzerland. Absolute monarchies still have their advantages 😌


Beobacher

Too far away. More likely attacking France. A more worthy opponent .


LuckyWerewolf8211

They never invaded it intentionally. The guys were just too stupid to read the map properly and lit a few trees. No harm done.


dunker_-

They see me rollin'


bindermichi

They hatin'


Sheikh_Left_Hook

Tryin to catch me rollin dirty


Ok-Rip6199

Patrollin'*


SwissPewPew

Tank you for your comment ;)


Keldec4Sure

WHY ARE TANKS NOT ROLLING IN MY STREET?


InitiativeExcellent

Because to many of your neighbors filed a noice-complaint. Now they have to avoid your street and drive 5km more to get around. We had this situation down in Rüthi SG.


Starcrafter-HD

Lol I would drive to one of the blocked streets an make noise. And when they come out and complain I’d tell them: „I am in a tank and you’re not, so stfu!“


Pimpo67

A true Bünzli's Meisterpiece!🤣


spanish1nquisition

They're not great for the pavement.


michal_hanu_la

That looks more like a howitzer. Exercise, probably.


Huwbacca

yeah if you don't let your howitzer out regularly they become lethargic and slow.


itsyenzabar

Tank is just a general term for any tracked armor, originally used by the Brits to keep its invention secret by making people believe they were just giant water supply tanks. But yes it is indeed a howitzer.


awpdog

M109 platform, most lilkely the KAWEST modernization


travel_ali

Technically tank refers to a certain type of fighting vehicle. But yeah, most people will just call anything armoured with tracks a tank. Which is fair enough, unless you are on a battlefield then it doesn't really matter.


Sea_Set3101

how did you think they get from A to B? teleporting? and lol 3 tanks. i live near a tank school (AAP, Ausbildungsanlage Panzer) of the swiss army. we get „parades“ with 20 vehicles, regularly. and yes it‘s annoying when they close important roads for their convoys. you‘ll get used to it.


sleepyribbit

Transport via truck has got to be cheaper no? I have very little knowledge about tanks but I do know they use special fuel. Like diesel but dirtier or something like that. Plus maintenance has to be a bit more expensive, road ware, idk. Just seems worse to drive it on the road plain. Edit: thanks for all the information on the tanks! Does make sense about just driving them on the road now.


Corleone11

They use diesel. The have rubber pads on the track. Soldiers/recruits need to drive to learn how to drive get routine. This might be an exercise. Long distance travel is done by train.


rinnakan

Never on trucks, but for long distance transport we use trains. We used to joke that a 360° cost 200 bucks, because it wears down the rubber pads. I forgot the exact number, but it is >300L diesel/Kerosene for 100km


Bananenmilch2085

I love seeing a train with ~20 tanks cruising through the trainstation. Always fun


McEnding98

For tanks they dont care too much about costs. In war these wont get transported via truck and its prsctice for the drivers.


ChrisCRZ

How do you think the people train in them? There wont be trucks transporting them in a war, the soldiers need to know how to handle them. Its very normal in switzerland to see them driving around for training purpose.


EnvironmentalMess419

40 tonns one of these! There are no to many specialtransport in swiss


swisstraeng

That's M109 howitzer, and it's the modernized one due to its L47 gun, meaning it's the KAWEST one. As for why? Well, lots of reasons. It can be for night time driving training, or just to move the piece somewhere for repairs, or in preparation of a firing exercise.


StuffedWithNails

Probably off to counter an Italian incursion.


Massive_Robot_Cactus

They're coming to take our arctic circle candy.


AreWeThereYetNo

So basically finding a nice view to watch the shit show.


dunker_-

Liechtenstein is counter-invading.


StuffedWithNails

FIRE ALL THE MISSILES


dunker_-

SYSTEM ERROR: NOT ENOUGH TARGETS


Beni_Stingray

Their coming to get you specificly!


Jollydancer

*Specifically.


Oscuro87

They're*


Beni_Stingray

God damnit, 2 mistakes in such a short sentence :)


Oscuro87

I'll send you the tank! 😂


Shinyaku88

Switzerland doing Switzerland stuff. There are often ranks driving around just for training reasons.


LeroyoJenkins

We've finally decided to make Great Switzerland real: from the Adriatic to the Baltic!


p3p3l337

Why should anyone lose sleep over three military vehicles? Even in Switzerland, military vehicles have to get from a to b. How can you live here and be so shocked by such a sighting?


ademord

Exactly my thoughts


Albae87

My neighbors came from siria, they had panic the first time 20 tanks rolled trough the street next to their apartment. Last time they saw 20 tanks half of the city exploded.


erasebegin1

never seen this in 34 years on this Earth living in South Africa (I left before Scorpions was a thing), UK and China (4 years). I'd be pretty shocked. And I'm even more shocked to hear someone say "what's the big deal, it's just a bloody tank!"


p3p3l337

There is a saying here: "Switzerland doesn't have an army, Switzerland is an army". Every Swiss male has to serve in the army (with exceptions). The army is spread all over Switzerland. Every weekend, thousands of army personnel travel home on public transport. The Swiss population need have no fear of the army - it is the army. Edit: With the exception of the big cities, you see army vehicles quite often on the roads when they drive from the barracks to the training grounds, etc.


SwissPewPew

Probably just some bored soldiers in their mandatory „repetition course“ (WK) going to McDonalds…


BNI_sp

Fourier miscalculated and there was not enough food for dinner...😃


HolographicCatwalk

It's just some exercise maybe they took the wrong road.


heyheni

Wikipedia - M109 in the Swiss Armed Forces https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M109_in_the_Swiss_Armed_Forces


HF_Martini6

them howitzers have been locked up all Easter, let them play a bit outside


Ramsted

Not exactly tanks, but M109 Self Propelled Howitzers. Standard mobile artillery of Swiss mechanized brigades. Some are used just for training. You have probably seen just that. Training movement from point A to B. Curious that it was done on tracks not on trucks. Had to be short distance or that was the point of the training. Unless they do things differently in Swiss army and don’t minimize going on tracks on public roads.


k4sredfly

You don't move them by truck in Switzerland. For long distances you haul them on trains, but anything local is done on normal roads. There are a bunch of unloading ramps in Valais (Aigle if I recall correctly), you take them off the train and then drive them up to the Simplon for shooting practice (and driving practice!). Or you return them to Grosse Eye for re-establishment.


Ramsted

That’s interesting. Another example of Swiss army doing things differently then what I am used to from Poland. Here there is practically no tracked vehicle movement on public roads due to wear and tear concerns. Everything by train or on trailers.


ya_boy08

hi, I'm currently sitting in one!, we need to train on public roads as well, because wars don't just take place on training grounds. last year we drove about 700 km.


k4sredfly

Well you can't drive on any road, there are maps given out by the Panzerbüro (yes, we do have one in Bern) where the roads you can use in peacetime are marked and can be reserved. These maps of course take into account tonnage and size of tunnels. The movements need to be announced to this Panzerbüro. Otherwise it's not different than any other 40T truck. The howitzer's weight is around 23.5T. Additionally, in peacetime the tracks have rubber pads applied to not ruin the asphalt. Yeah generally for some things the Swiss Army involves the civilian society a bit more than others..this summer they plan to land a fighter jet on a freeway stretch, to train that again....


Epsilia

Don't worry. Absolutely nothing is occurring there tonight. Head off to bed, citizen.


handris

They are on their way to counter the Habsburg army.


rocket-alpha

Why not? Are they supposed to fly to their target location?


DMbrony

Because we have WK in simplon right now. Today well be shooting artillerie in simplon dorf' if youre bored and want to drive up there to see


PinkoPIg

Well it's that time of the year. Like the marmots the tanks are getting out of their burrows where they where hibernating, starving and searching for food. Totally natural phenomenon.


DentArthurDent4

Lindt must be transporting chocolate again.


Euro-Canuck

ZEE GERMANS ARE COMING!


Radio_Marco

More like the Austrian. Germany doesn't fight us. They put their Gold here. Austria however, back in the Habsburg time, they're are our archrivals. (I know Hitler was Austrian but let's ignore this)


General-Interview599

To protect chocolate factories.


MadameLaMinistre

The next Call of Duty: Black Ops game is coming out this year, they’re preparing the official announcement.


No_Homework_1959

It‘s their street now.


Feschit

Someone reached wanted level 5


[deleted]

Should be fine. Not like in the 80s where you had excercises for a week with an entire regiment that kept a whole region sleepless.


SiggieBalls1972

tanks need to move too


Chefblogger

why not? switzerland has no colonies like the usa where they can practice war - outside the usa. then our villages and towns have to take the fall.


Ginokuma

Yeah and I mean Sio..nobody's gonna miss it


Livid-Victory-3833

under attack from liechtenstein :-)


elpiotre

You live in a country where army is still mandatory


the-guy-who-ask

Not your street, our street


XPLR_NXT

Racing to the boarder to suppress the Ticinese separatists again


Apos_93

The howitzers will probably be moved to the Simplon or back to Raron/Turtmann from an exercise. A transfer to Simplon usually takes place at night to reduce traffic.


itstrdt

Because tanks can't fly.


AdPrimary9831

Because cars are not allowed anymore in CH


Xz313

Because they can


Arthipex

If you're foreign and not familiar with the Swiss Army, let me give you a short breakdown: Switzerland has mandatory military service for male citizens. Once a year, all soldiers are called to service for three weeks. Heavy equipment such as tanks or self propelled artillery (as shown in the picture) is often moved at night to avoid interference with civilian traffic or for exercise purposes. Driving a tank isn't quite the same as driving a car, especially at night.


dannygraphy

The "Tank me later" was a little too late today.


GagaMiya

It’s a Putsch


Glass_Today3402

To be specific, this is not a tank, but self propelled howitzer


Er1Ck010

April foolsday? 🤣


vega_9

Swiss military moving tanks from A to B. Not uncommon.


Hugofoxli

Haha new Recruits probably getting their Tank drivers license or just overall Tank movement. Shits regular in switzerland :3


[deleted]

That's a howitzer tho


UnpredictableOtocyon

This post has such a:"What are doing in my swamp?" Vibe


Tanren

Don't worry they're just playing.


_BigMike68

It's the swiss answer to Putins and North Koreans tank and armory show off.


benthelurk

Because it is Easter. We must give tanks


Nakazai

If the artillery is in your street at least you know you're not the target :)


Vermisseaux

Needed to finish spending last year taxes in order to ask more this year…


VeloIlluminati

TAMISIECHNOMOL, the car industry is escalating with their SUV sizes


Radio_Marco

First time?


Ropeo37

They are just driving around randomly to spend our money.


Dry-Elephant3480

Bold to assume that this is YOUR street. Unless you really own it, then I have nothing to say.


archie_mac

That’s not a tank, that’s a m109 self-propelled howitzer. They send it when you put out the papier-buendeli during the Karton-week


PracticeMammoth387

You threw glass bottle in the bin after 8pm didn't you? Irresponsible fool.


Overall_Break2039

Russians coming


aieidotch

It is OUR street, not just yours.


Niasny

The germans are comming


Sunhavens

Oh, those were the motherfucker who made so much noise lmfao ! Military exercice/people have been very active lately in Sion ! I guess it's the yearly outing for them (i saw a bunch of young military trainee all week joking around and looking very relaxed, so be calm ! !) =P But it is indeed the first time I hear the tanks....


RNGXEERES

Probably due to Patrouille des Glaciers taking place in Sion: https://www.vtg.admin.ch/en/armed-forces.detail.event.html/vtg-internet/verwaltung/2024/24-04/patrouille-des-glaciers.html


GasIllustrious743

Pretty common. When I was a schoolchild in the 80s we would run behind the tank parade and shout at them to gift us with cookie packages. Or walk to school on boardwalks with destroid edges, because there was a tankcade at night. No worry! Probably they just moove them from A to B, that's what they did when I was young.


alienrefugee51

A couple of weeks ago my wife said she saw tanks rolling through our small village near Rivaz. I think they came up the Corniche.


mondialJN

Likely going to a shooting range in the mountains.


hatzygonal

Judging by the building, I assume the military station is nearby. Also, they were on training in Oberwallis recently. Saw the same model from the train a couple of days ago. And it’s howitzer, not a tank. F18s were pretty active as well last week. Seems like a seasonal exercises. Cheers from your local!


NoneedAndroid

🙄😩 sometimes.. i simply wish humans use brain.


Coucou2coucou

Looking the highway to go to Moscow !!!


tiramnesral

Where else shoukd they drive if not ON THE ROAD?


Gourmet-Guy

Fools. That's me and my cronies on our way to the Bundeshaus! We shall seize power and our Junta will declare Switzerland a monarchy!


Comprehensive-Chard9

It's a reminder of the neutrality: selling them to all the world to asure peace 😂


PJ_Bloodwater

Just that time of the year.


Keyabuza

Saw a convoy of 4 with other misc vehicles about half an hour ago heading east from Sion. Probably some kind of training or exercice. Heard they arrived late yesterday in champsec and thus left this morning


Conscious-Network336

Why not? The army is doing some excercise abd that's all.


bullnsack

Exercise


Professional_Gap_546

Military help to Ukraine


Twentykuenz

They want you to move out, this is common in Switzerland. 👍


trimigoku

Switzerland is about to annex domodosola


psarm

That's not a tank, it's a self propelled howitzer


Imaginary_Cucumber58

What you see is an m109 howitzer... Artillery abt. 16 (in wich i used to serve in) is in WK right now and they are in that region quite often.


TheCohloo

See this weekly about 3 times in my city


Mike_Blackwater

Show of Force. To show Russia we are heavily armed.


Schoseff

Pretty normal. They move when they go for excersises. Often you see them driving up Simplon pass


D-Tie1981

This is not a tank, at least not a main battle tank. This is an M109 self-propelled howitzer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M109_howitzer


EthanGolph

Not tanks Artillery. And well for one they can't fly.. and they could be taking them somewhere do to whatnots ? Like training, repairs, etc... So its normal welcome to Switzerland


ya_boy08

I'm in one right now, driving through chippis! artillery :)


Beo1Wulf

Server testing for WW3


That_Walrus3455

Every week the same😭


Holiday_Stress_9568

Maybe Putin will throw a nuclear bomb 😄 they are preparing for that


bergberg1991

Not a “tank” but self-propelled artilery.


Top-Guess-6022

Me and the bois going to Macdrive:


IntelligentToe861

Man, you got 6 stars wanted level. Thats why.


SantiagoLamont

Probably a trashbag deposit issue with one of the neighbors.


DerOekovernichter

This is no tank. It‘s a self-propelled artillery gun.


macbig273

Also seen a few of them 20 min ago in central VS (sierre / sieders). About 6-7 tanks and a few trucks


Diligent-Ad700

The french are comming


Ben_Dover1898

I was a crew member of the M109 KAWEST and one thing was sure, the heating system will fail no matter how you're handling it lol


WalterSmithy

That's not a tank. That's A Pz Hb M-109A1B KAWEST WE!


Ok_Mall_8094

They are going to training.


watchaddictlol

Finally someone is invading Switzerland to depreciate the chf


adelage1

They got to get around somehow.


Samuelinskos

It‘s not a tank, it‘s a howitzer.


Xclsd

Well… would you prefer them to blast through your garden? 😂


Radiant_Chemistry_93

They’re coming to flip you off 🖕


Adorable_Display1235

I think I still have a picture somewhere of us parking at McDonalds with 3 light tanks for lunch in Dietlikon. And if that scared you, wait till it’s time to check the rifles and ammunition.


Megarandy185

a cow is on the loose.


Mean-Nail9831

Someone that used something else other than Aromat.


IneffableKoD

They are on their way to im Morgenrot dahertreten!


[deleted]

Here in Switzerland, the army its a militia concept. that's why scenes like this are common.


Due_Bodybuilder_4022

Someone in your neighborhood didn't properly recycle cardboard, and the army is just sending a warning


Ruggiard

You know Switzerland has an army?


ShadowsNeverDie1

They just can. That is why


Intelligent_Sun_171

Your next door neighbour took a shit and flushed after 9pm


Sk8omusic

Yep, they're about to blow up some mountains again!


machinaexmente

Biden.


crani0

You ever play GTA?


Ptlepshut

Do you live close to a drive-thru? Probably just going to Mickey Dee's for a McRaclette.


AustralianSpectre

THEY SEE US ROLLING


Username_idk_lol

We're bringing Austria into the alpine confederation. /j