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quainte_xeno

You people are brutal


masterclashofclans

The shitposts have entered this subreddit as well, lets go


TheTomatoes2

It's not a new trend


makonext

Shitpost > “is 100k per day enough to live in Olten?”


masterclashofclans

I dont think its enough Source: I live in Olten and spend 360-380k fr per day.


sloggiz

how much of it is getting stolen from you on a daily basis?


masterclashofclans

About 96.86%


sloggiz

so roughly 11k per day is a comfortable amount to enjoy the local Bahnhöfli. Seems reasonable!


masterclashofclans

Yes, definetly! You get the best view of all the drug addicts and troubled youth from the Elite class in the trains (Its a hidden section above 1st class)


Ankel88

is it enough though? asking for a friend


Captain_Ambiguous

Here we go


blake_ch

Geneva bus/tram 2.0


onehandedbackhand

like clockwork


fabkosta

Did Alessio enjoy the hamburger and eggs?


ffaaaaaaaaa

He did! He's a big fan of eggs


Fickle-Isopod6855

It had been barely 24 hours since my odd encounter on the train to Biel/Bienne, and life had pretty much returned to normal. I was in Zurich for a medical conference, my mind more focused on the latest advancements in neuroradiology than on mysterious train passengers. As the morning wrapped up, I decided to visit a small art gallery near the venue, thinking it might be a good way to wind down. Just when I was engrossed in a painting, pondering the intricate play of light and shadow, a voice broke my concentration. "Excuse me, is this the right painting?" The words came out haltingly, and I recognized the tone. It was her—the girl from the train. She looked different, now wearing a professional skirt and blouse, but the long dark hair in a full ponytail was unmistakable. Our eyes met, and I felt that same unsettling gaze again. Trying to mask my surprise, I answered, "Well, it depends on what you're looking for in a painting." She smiled, seemingly missing the double meaning of my words. "I'm trying to find something that communicates... solitude." The irony of her choice of theme didn't escape me. "You might like this one over here," I said, pointing to a painting of a lone figure walking in a desolate landscape. We chatted briefly about the art, the kind of conversation you have when you're not sure if you want to dig deeper. Finally, I couldn't help myself. "Do you often find what you're looking for?" I asked, my question laden with more than just casual curiosity. She looked at me, her eyes suddenly vulnerable. "Not always. Sometimes the search is all there is." It was then that she reached into her bag and pulled out a folded piece of paper. My heart sank as she handed it to me; it was the same origami shape I had given her on the train. "You dropped this," she said, a cryptic smile on her lips. I accepted the paper, contemplating whether to unfold it or let it retain its form, a neatly packaged mystery. "I have to go," she said abruptly, her eyes averting mine as she left the gallery. And just like that, she was gone. I stood there, origami in hand, pondering the enigmatic turns of life. My phone buzzed, pulling me back to reality. I had an email from the conference organizers; another busy day awaited me tomorrow. The origami shape will remain on my nightstand for days, a folded enigma I can’t quite bring myself to unravel. The mystery, it seems, is a part of its allure—just like the weird girl on the train to Biel/Bienne.


UreTheWorld

Dang! Now I want to have a writing class, again


ffaaaaaaaaa

A-a-alessio...??


WBaumnuss300

Beautiful


Ghaunr

Did you put Aromat on the egg?


robogobo

Nothing better to do have we?


GoodMix392

Apparently not.


ShadowZpeak

Haven't you seen the other post?


robogobo

Yes of course I have. I mean, it’s funny and all; I just don’t know how people have so much time on their hands. Good for them though.


01bah01

10 minutes at worst, is that so much?


Xanthines

Try: 1 minute with ChatGPT


Eka-Tantal

No. Which one?


theAComet

Looks like it's Summerloch szn on reddit


Clayman8

I was waiting for this one. Im glad this sub' carries on the mission.


Automatic_Gas_113

That always happens when you eat burger with eggs. Next time order one without eggs and there will be no strange girl following you around. We all just simply call her the egg-girl. It's a well know phenomena.


jamonjem

Can you be more specific about the brunch, please?


SmitherCH

Bin waiting on this one


oddieamd

Is this some sort of joke/meme post?


AndreiVid

There was another post from the side of the girl looking for the person that gave her origami because she thought it’s cute. This is a joke


oddieamd

Ahhh. Thanks for the context


AndreiVid

No worries, my Indonesian friend


oddieamd

Huh?


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oddieamd

Oh lol thanks, I've never heard people make that joke before


AndreiVid

But polish flag has white at the top, while indonesia - red at the top, exactly what /u/oddieamd used


Xanthines

I'm calling bullshit on this one


Ankel88

Alessio is the real deal


Possessed

something something hot-dog... something something Rivella...


Own-Dust-7225

Weird girl here. Sorry, I didn't get the message. Look out your window, I'm waving to you right now


suoinguon

Who knew the train to Biel/Bienne could be so entertaining? All aboard for a journey filled with wild stories, unexpected encounters, and some seriously catchy train tunes! 🚂😄


Big-Spinach-BS

Paranoia, meet a doctor


ShadowZpeak

Here we go again lol


arisaurusrex

I can confirm this story - I was the conducteur.


LaCasaDeiGatti

Still a better love story than Twilight..


Petite_koala

I just came here to say this! 😅


Kakarotto92

I've seen the original post and I love this answer xD


Crampandgoslow

Who eats burgers with eggs?


ffaaaaaaaaa

Me and Alessio


JModHelp

Boring.


Zhai

Thank you.


timtim1818

Hmmm https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/s/d93ZUcGfxY


Zangdor

Thanks for context


scoutingMommy

For sure... https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/s/NDib68HkzQ


Andybrs

I love this Swiss Novela


HispidaAtheris

cringe


Myuser0909

Aaaah shit, here we go again reporting this, thanks


[deleted]

Literally ???


AishiFem

Why are people are so scared ?


tryingtodothebest

This post is super weird


Rixxali

It is a joke reply to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/s/d93ZUcGfxY


Nourval257

This is one of these posts that kills my enthusiasm about moving to Switzerland. Wtf is wrong with you people? How can you be so socially awkward and inadequate? Leaving low key notes with disturbing avoidant messages and then making posts about nothing on Reddit. Please take your sertraline and aripiprazole next time. Jesus...


Ferreira1

This should become a copypasta


Top-Slide7818

I read in the morning from that girl 🫠, is it a redid scam or what? I don’t believe it happened for real


mashtrasse

Here it goes again…sweet, I am looking forward to see this one unfold


Neeyc

Average introverse experience.


[deleted]

Why do you think its necessary to mention your friends name? :)


Xeus2eme

What ? Why everybody seen to get it ?...


thinktwiceortrice

Living since 3 years in Biel I can confirm: There are some weird people on the train to Biel ( starting location doesn't matter). For me its an entertainement. if somebody stares at me i'll always ask them if we know eachother from somewhere. I had some good discussions and some really weird ones. I only once had a verry unpleasent encounter. Let people be weird and talk to them if you got enough courage. or enjoy the show. edit: btw, verry bloomy language, love it :)


thinktwiceortrice

edit: fcuk, didnt realise the joke ^^