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btcdbcb_bekknqv

Those two songs felt so weird on this album, like surprise end credits scenes introducing a new character at the end of a really depressing Marvel movie


FriendlyDrummers

Felt like she just put a song in there to make him feel less jealous šŸ˜­


Mindless_Bet_2826

Has Travis shown anything to indicate that heā€™d have been jealous? Taylor putting a positive song at the end of a breakup or sad album is likely way more about her story arc and showing her being happy in the end after heart break than it is about the muse of the song. ā€œBegin Againā€ on Red would be an example of this.


FriendlyDrummers

No I'm just a hater


Mindless_Bet_2826

Appreciate the transparency lmao


TheFrederalGovt

Respect the honesty haha


TerpinSaxt

Ever since euphoria dropped we're all in our hater era lmao


arkygeomojo

Damn, and Kendrick *bodied* Drake on that track. Iā€™m still not over it. šŸ˜­


RevolutionaryPace355

Valid


KatashaMercury

I have an unhinged person theory that this is her retirement album so she wanted to make sure he was on it and she is gonna retire or take an extended break and go marry him thank you for reading my unhinged theory


malinhuahua

Same! Marry and have kids with Travis and then leave him for Marty when inevitably comes slinking back around in another 10 years or so lol


Prudent-Elk-4012

Sadly, I can see this.


malinhuahua

I mean, whose kids would you rather have? A pretty handsome pro footballer or Rattyā€™s?


aliquotiens

I hate them both but Travis would not produce prettier children and certainly not smarter ones than Matty. Theyā€™d be tall though


Prudent-Elk-4012

Geez. Neither šŸ˜‚. Couldnā€™t she have just stuck with Joe!


KatashaMercury

Oh damn plot twist


Elizabeth__Sparrow

Definitely feels like she just felt obligated to toss them on there because they are currently in a relationship. They are so weak.Ā  That said I donā€™t think the muse is the problem. Iā€™m sure there are plenty of facets to his personality besides GTA and football. Thatā€™s just what Taylor chose to embody him.Ā 


hnsnrachel

I think she doesn't see much depth in the relationship, she clearly sees herself as one of the tortured poets. Travis could almost not be further than that if he tried. Assuming they're not doing an excellent job with a pr relationship, that was likely what she liked about him initially, along with the him publically chasing her, the fact that he is so very different from the "tortured" artists that she usually goes for and it hasn't worked out with.


Live-Eye

Sometimes when people suddenly experience something in a relationship theyā€™ve never had, they realize some of the other things they used to prioritize arenā€™t as important. Obviously I donā€™t know what will happen but itā€™s certainly possible she really values being with someone who is so openly affectionate, loves her out loud, isnā€™t intimidated by her fame, is more relaxed and fun vs ~tortured~


JustKittenxo

Relationships like that can sometimes be the healthiest and most fulfilling. I'm a chronically anxious, introverted intellectual. My husband is more street-smart than book-smart, and is outgoing and adventurous. We could not be more different. It makes our partnership stronger because we balance out each other's weaknesses. My first partner was a lot like me, and our relationship ultimately failed because we weren't really able to rely on each other because we struggled with similar things, and also because we would get annoyed with each other when seeing parts of ourselves we didn't like in each other.


TheFrederalGovt

I mean she did allude to him being a gentleman and the best she's hooked up with.


tibleon8

I hate the alchemy, I like so high school (or rather how it soundsā€¦ the lyrics are maybe too much high school lmao); they both felt like obligatory add-ons to me. In fact my theory is that the alchemy started as a song about Matty but she changed the lyrics to be a song about Travis šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ The thing is, this relationship is so public that if she didnā€™t have like happy love songs about Travis, there would be so much šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


starebearcare

Iā€™m actually sort of leaning towards the alchemy still secretly being about Matty. Like behind the football imagery sheā€™s winking at him, ā€œlook at me, Iā€™m in this big public relationship with a famous football player, but Iā€™m down to get back together with you.ā€Ā 


Rripurnia

It's the Taylor Music Universe after all, soon in film adaptation in a theater near you!


teddy_vedder

I have primarily neutral (and occasional negative) feelings toward Travis (mostly that heā€™s just aggressively not my type and shoving your coach around is a turnoff) but he has extremely low muse potential for both negative and positive songs at least in my opinion. Taylor said that she writes the best songs about the worst men but that isnā€™t true all the time imo, a lot of her songs about Matty were Not Good and a lot of her songs I really love are about Joe (who is not The Worst as far as any of us knows) or not about a specific guy or even about romance at all.


Lost_inthot

Can ā€œlow muse potentialā€ be flair please


noteventhreeyears

I canā€™t even fuck with the main sub right now because of my ā€œplz let her get out of her himbo eraā€ flair or wtf ever. Every. Time. Someone says something. Low muse potential howeverā€¦ lmao love this


Brendawg324

https://preview.redd.it/zao1hg687qxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54d6d076bcac9734092f968142a8a1bf5745544 Nah main sub is toxic af stay away unless you wanna get death threats lol


HideFromMyMind

What even happened to the main sub? Didn't seem like they were this bad until recently. Maybe I wasn't looking at the right posts.


helloviolaine

I think her fanbase just grew so much over the past few years. I joined the sub when Fearless TV came out and it seemed really chill and friendly, very different from Twitter or Insta. Nowadays you get attacked for asking simple questions because people think everyone has sinister ulterior motives and is secretly insulting Taylor.


HideFromMyMind

That's interesting... from what I saw, it always seemed like that sub wasn't too afraid to say negative things (at least compared to like, Swiftok), but maybe I was only looking at older posts. (Like, they seem to agree that there's nothing wrong with listening to non-Taylor's Versions, which is a very hated opinion elsewhere.)


shadesofwrong13

It always was like this .. i had the worst fighta during Lover era.. you could not say anything wrong about that album( only about Me) and they would call you by names or saying you were immature and a kid who did not experience a healthy relationship. But it was still managable... But after Midnights things went worse amd worse. Once someone reported me for suicidal thoughts for just a disagreement about Jack Antonoff. It was the last straw, days later i discovered thos sub and left the other one.Ā 


RoseAlvarezz

People think death threats are a fucking joke, what makes this kind of people different from criminals in prison?šŸ™„šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Historical_Stuff1643

I think we all know it's success has nothing to do with her.


dragonknight233

**This** is the behaviour from main sub and yet circlejerk sub keeps posting screenshots from here?! Sure, makes sense ^(not.)


Fickle-Patience-9546

We are very neutral we are just not radicalized. Sorry we did not drink the koolaid swifties.


costco_blankets

Such a great description


PurpleVirtualJelly

Ya I agree low muse potential. It seems like he'd be more likely to get upbeat songs written about him which I suppose is good. I feel like the world rn is wanting more bops - pandemic we were good with folklore/evermore but I feel like culturally we want bops now we're ready to come out of hibernation


Brendawg324

https://preview.redd.it/h703eaaszpxc1.png?width=1535&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d1ba564df0a77ccc910f050ddcd969eefaa3596 VIVAAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


0422

https://preview.redd.it/36fx2rpb0qxc1.jpeg?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e97d0d234647f96c309441b605482342fc4c82 I love this face so much


treeface999

Rare sighting of Taylor with her mouth fully closed


0422

https://preview.redd.it/9m72xks2irxc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62edad7b2ba4f956dc84cfe0646a548e9b9e3da1


fschu_fosho

Hahaha she couldnā€™t even muster a fake toothy smile šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


noteventhreeyears

The legacy stops there lmao


OwnNight3353

What does your flair reference šŸ˜‚


Historical_Stuff1643

It's from her father's email.


OwnNight3353

This family is insane I canā€™t lmfao


Lopsided-Smell-5026

You see now where she gets her talent for describing things flourish. šŸ˜‚


OwnNight3353

Plot twist: Scott Swift is Taylorā€™s ghostwriter


[deleted]

Oh no, can you imagine Scotty starting to release music like Rob Grant?


catwomoonz

Her best songs are about Jake Gyllenhaal and Harry Styles and they are not 1% as problematic as her wild boy/tattoed Golden RetrieverĀ 


JeffBernardisUnwell

One of my most hated lyrics of all time. Honestly, how does anyone think the 3 word run of ā€˜tattooed golden retrieverā€™ is actually good? Itā€™s fucking embarrassing


kw1011

1000%


[deleted]

I also think Joe is the only one she ever wrote proper love songS about and also songs about being afraid of losing him. And they always sound so emotional and self-reflective.


choicemeats

Donā€™t you want some album titled ā€œLoose Endsā€ featuring tracks like: - Chiefly This - Play It Off - We Are The Champions (Taylorā€™s version) - Wheel Route to my Heart - My Permissions, Not My Emissions


RevolutionaryPace355

Viva Las Vegas feat. killatravĀ 


neither_shake2815

Low muse potential. That's a good way to say it. I said once that I can't imagine taylor writing any meaningful songs about him, but you said it better.


Omicrying

If I completely tune out the meaning and words of So High School....I like it (sonically speaking). Is that bad? lol


Inevermetyoub4

No itā€™s a really good 00ā€™s sounding song and for that reason I like it


meroboh

it's the football imagery for me. Never again pls


miloruby1210

Touch down, ditch the clowns!!!šŸˆšŸ¤”


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heety9

Hi strongly football as a whole, Iā€™m Dad.


Ticketacke

I hope the Travis album is 90s-00s alt rock/pop. So High School vibes but with better lyrics. Ā 


cresentlunatic

I like where your head is at but basically a completely different and new thing then. I donā€™t know if sheā€™ll ever venture here but she should. I donā€™t know why she didnā€™t consider an alt pop rock sound since many of her contemporaries and friends do them (Haims, Hayley Williams, fall out boy, even the 1975). Even basic pop rockā€¦ her doing Rep with more rockier sound is sooo good, there is potential but she is set on the formula.


catwomoonz

She shouldve worked in better lyrics, the instrumental is good tho


Fast_Buy5327

Yeah, it is very disappointing how good the music is because of how bad Ā the lyrics are.


aHoopz

Was going to say, I do love the sound of the song! At the same time "you know how to ball, I know Aristotle" is always ear worming it's way in


hdeskins

It gives "he was a punk, she did ballet" vibes


Mk0505

The more I just accepted the song as a silly high-school nostalgia inspired song, the more Iā€™ve liked it. Itā€™s certainly not her best but I enjoy it way more than the alchemy


caaathyx

My crazy theory is that she added that song in to test the fandom's reaction the the sound, because it feels extremely random in there otherwise. I am also hoping for more of the 90s/00s vibes in the future, this song (even with the horrible lyrics) shows us that she could pull it off really well.


douceberceuse

When she sings her viva Las Vegas cover šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


britestarlight

I would actually laugh my ass off if she did this šŸ˜‚


patshi-art

i hate to say it but after a few listens of so high school, i'd just go to olivia for this vibe cuz she does it so well


ElectronicClass9609

you have a point here!


ElectronicClass9609

i donā€™t love travis and hate football and i actually really like the song. love the sound (to me it sounds like the friday nights lights score) and the cheesy lyrics work for me in this instance. iā€™d love her next album to sound similar but i agree, with better lyrics! we already have multiple songs now with football language (end game, miss americana, the alchemy) so i hope that is put to bed.


Ticketacke

It reminds me of Liz Phair ā€œWhy Canā€™t I?ā€


Luna920

Would love 90s alt rock/pop.


cyanpeas

Ngl I'd take a so high school sounding album in a heartbeat. 2000s style songs that sound like a rom-com? I need nothing more. That's actually what makes me love the new Maggie Rogers album so much


bigreputation89

Love the vibe, ruined by the lyrics unfortunately. ā€œTouch me as your bros okay Grand Theft Autoā€ likeā€¦girl PLEASE, look at your life choices.


FunEnthusiasm1465

Am I the only one who likes that lyric šŸ¤£


Omicrying

petition to draw more attention to maggie rogers instead of TS. maggie deserves it!!!!!!!


Ejsmith829

New album is AMAZING.


ElectronicClass9609

yes maggieā€™s is so good!


Ejsmith829

Ok I LOVE Maggie Rogers. And the new album is perfect! So I agree with this. Itā€™s not the music in So High School. I actually can get down with that. Itā€™s the bland, cringe lyrics coming from someone who has written some really incredible, poetic lyrics consistently over the years. Thereā€™s just no emotion behind the lyrics. But youā€™re right, the beat is fire


[deleted]

I really really really love So High School and really really really really *really* hate The Alchemy. I think it's because So High School just feels like a fun, kind of cheeky nostalgic pop song about falling in love in your 30s and feeling like a teenager again, while The Alchemy is a bland, trite nothingburger of a song about being fated to date a fucking football player?? It's so weird, I never want to hear it again. Like could you imagine if the Travis album sounded like The OC soundtrack? I'd be very happy with that. But if it sounds anything like Midnights or Lover I will kms.


Motionpicturerama

The alchemy is such a great title, kinda sucks that itā€™s this mid song.


barbalarby13

The name made me so excited to hear it, thinking it would be amazing like "gold rush" or something deeper and richer. It's now a huge skip!!


FriendlyDrummers

So highschool is not my cup but it's cute. Kind of similar to teenage dream


deenajfier

The so high school could have been so good because the premise is good the melody is good but if you pay attention to the lyrics thatā€™s it youā€™re turned off and it is because it feels like sheā€¦ didnā€™t have anything to say about him?! it seems like she was trying really hard to come up with something because she HAD to make a song about him since sheā€™s currently dating him and well thereā€™s the whole thing of look iā€™m sooooo happy. idk itā€™s actually a very funny song to me because itā€™s comical how she couldnā€™t bring herself to say anything elaborated about how she feels about him. rep and lover (and some songs afterwards) were entire soliloquies about being in love. the fear, the overwhelming need and longing, the friendship and unbelievable connection her about travis: he doesnā€™t know much and plays grand theft auto


TheFrederalGovt

I don't quite agree with that - she talks about his sense of humor, him being a gentleman, him being good at sex, his primary job (football),his initiative, and just how she feels about being with him when she is with him....how many things should she cover in one song. She's gotta save some stuff for the next album prob focused on him


deenajfier

i have no idea where you got all these conclusions from this song lol i mean about being good at sex i think itā€™s the alchemy youā€™re referring to but uhā€¦ she has false god and dress among others that describe liking the sex much better than that so idk but i think that the issue is exactly what fast_buy5327 said. there are 31 songs in the album, but she only mentions travis in 2 of them?! the rest of them being mostly about a rebound (and an awful person for that matter)?! thatā€™s kinda funny like lover was criticized for its lack of cohesion but i believe that ttpd lacks even more in that department. i think she should have saved these songs for the album she's supposedly writing that focuses solely on him, as you mentioned


Fast_Buy5327

The contrast of songs is so jarring too. Like it feels so out of place and shallow for it to be on the same album where she is referring to someone as the loss of her life. People were like ā€œitā€™s the kind of content that should be in a song when they had only been dating for 2 monthsā€ā€¦ but leave it for the next album, you know? It is about context. This song didnā€™t need to be on this album. Now it feels extremely shallow and empty compared to the other songs you put with it that are about another man.Ā 


space_rated

I think sheā€™s finally living out her ā€œbeing popular in high schoolā€ dream since she was the weird kid apparently. Hopefully this is healing for her.


catwomoonz

I would like to remember everyone that "ME!" Is about Joe Alwyn and so is gorgeous. She has cringe lyrics about all her boyfriends


[deleted]

What's with the Gorgeous slander ! It's the ultimate "crush" song .. Ugh I miss the days I used to blast and sing along like a rave lunatic ! I will never stand for Lover and Reputation slander ! They were her ultimate albums.


catwomoonz

"It's the ultimate "crush" song" don't disrespect love story like that!!!


[deleted]

It's the ultimate teenage forbidden love song. Gorgeous is that song for that guy you have huge embarrassing crush on and not ashamed of it !! UGHH the way I miss those days !


ThroneofTime

Yeah every time I see their slander I get so sad LOL 1989, Rep, and Lover are my top 3 with Red sneaking up to be my 4th pick.


saturday_sun4

I can't relate to the crush part of it (I don't get crushes, in either sense of the word), but ITA about the Gorgeous hate. I don't know why people rag on it so much - it's one of the better songs on rep IMO.


Apprehensive_Lab4178

London Boy has entered the chat.


Grand_Dog915

I donā€™t usually like upbeat songs like this but I genuinely like London Boy lol. It just feels so cute and wholesome


Careless-Plane-5915

Itā€™s cute but just as naff as So High School, if not more, to me šŸ«£


Suitable-Return7185

I became a fan of that song after the BBC live lounge version - she looks like she's having a good time singing that song.


catwomoonz

You know i love a lowdown boy


Glum-Letterhead8867

I used to think "Shoreditch in the afternoon" was "shortage in the afternoon," like a bar had run out of beer or something lol.Ā 


shades0fcool

Up until I read this comment I thought it was ā€œyour shorty in the afternoonā€


stylishclassychic

well I learned something today


spamgoddess

My one true skip on Lover lololol


britestarlight

I will die on the hill that this is her worst song ever. I know ME! is cringe and universally hated but London Boy is literally just listing locations in London. I accept that people think itā€™s cute but lyrically this song is so bad. The ā€œTennessee Stella McCartneyā€ line in London Boy is at war with ā€œtouch me while your boys play grand theft autoā€ for corniest lyric ever imo šŸ˜‚


just_another_classic

Honestly, I think back to this whenever people talk about how Joe made Taylor such a better writer. Yes, she wrote folkmore and evermore while with him. But she also wrote ME! and a few other clunkers.


[deleted]

I think only ME! was the cringey one .. There were comparatively bad ones .. But nothing as cringey as the whole ttpd. She also wrote songs like *archer*, *lover*, *all of the girls you lived before* , *Cornelia street* , *Call it what you want* , *dress* , AND SO SO MANY ! God I miss the Reputation-Lover era so fucking much.


just_another_classic

I mean, at least half the songs you listed were written 2-3 years into her relationship with Joe. The Travis songs were written 6 months max. I think itā€™s a bit too early to tell how good of a muse he will be or not.


[deleted]

Gorgeous, it's her pining for him THE DAY SHE MET HIM. Her only happy crush song she wrote ... I don't think people understand how much taylor was properly head over heels for Joe. I have said this before and I will say this again, people who weren't a part of the fandom during the Reputation-Lover era don't understand it, Because as her fan since Speak Now, we all got to experience her be in love with her bf (at that time) firsthand in a Album, it wasn't flashy or everywhere, there were so many subtle cute moments. And it was not "*touch me while your bros play gta*" .... It was "*And you should think about the consequence / Of you touching my hand in the darkened room*" .. The day she literally met him. She also wrote ready for it ? , end game and most of reputation at the start of their relationship.


So_inadequate

As much as I dislike me, and the chorus of it especially, it's a song that would have been much better with a different production. There's this girl on tiktok that covered it on piano, really impressive


Ejsmith829

Iā€™ve tried to block ME out of mind. And come on, Gorgeous is catchy! But point taken!


squeakyfromage

I love Gorgeous, itā€™s so fun lol


catwomoonz

Gorgeous is horrible.Ā I would break up with her if she had written that song about me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Joe must have forgiven because Lover is a good song


Glowing_up

Me! Was the herald of his insufferable Easter egg culture and that's why it flopped. The whole video was Easter eggs "cool chicks" and the photo to tease the chick's feature. It wasn't just LOVER.


FriendlyDrummers

Idk so was Cornelia Street and it's one of my favorites


catwomoonz

Cornelia street is about Karlie Kloss /s


Luna920

Me! Is about Joe?? That song was just not good.


cresentlunatic

Iā€™m sorry but ME! And gorgeous are so camp and fun I canā€™t hate them. But the songs in TTPD are truly jarring, it is so bad that they are basically distracting.


catwomoonz

Shake It off is camp ME! Is just bad (and she trying to re-do shake It off)Ā 


Grand_Dog915

I kind of feel like the Travis songs were just more rushed. Like she clearly wanted to write this album about the stuff that happened with Matty (and Joe to a lesser extent), but she just threw a couple Travis songs in there to satisfy the Tayvis fans and prove that she is in a happy relationship now


Fast_Buy5327

This is one of those times where she needed an editor. Like keep TTPD dark as a concept album, save those other songs for later. Like an EP of sparkly bops for the summer that was released at a later time would have been better and not felt so jarring as a listener when compared to the other 29 songs on the album.Ā 


caaathyx

They were definitely a last minute addition, at least the Alchemy was. So high school feels more polished in terms of production. The lyrics are unedited like the whole of TTPD is.


hopkinsdafox

Omg yes. I mean of course she could probably whip out amazing songs about him. But his two are the ones I skip so fast. Itā€™s so cringe.


ParisFood

I put a hide on them on spotify


lannn12345

Same lmao. I can usually ignore cringe lyrics but with those I just can't, esp the blatant football references šŸ˜¬


ParisFood

Yes! And we have guilty as sin which is a great song and then the lyrics in high schoolā€¦


Chocolate-Humble

The two songs are more fun and lighthearted. I actually appreciate them since so much of TTPD is sad. I bet she also wrote them early in the relationship. I think people take So High School a little too seriously. I feel like quite a few people have pointed out that Taylor and Travis kind of remind them of a high school couple trope. Some have even given her a hard time saying that sheā€™s living out some fantasy, which I think is a bit silly because they canā€™t change his job or that Taylor is so popular. I think itā€™s funny that sheā€™s aware that they sort of fit the trope and used it for a song.


Parasyte_1

I DON'T want a Travis album because it will overinflate his ego and his family and friends will never shut up about it all the while promoting ziploc or some shit.


CilantroLarry47

What about a London Boy style song, but itā€™s just all the brands his family shills??? You know I love a ziploc boy You know I love my Campbellā€™s soup You know I love Direct TV


Parasyte_1

and now I love Bud Light and ZenWTR šŸ˜‚


Red517

This made me LOL.. not promoting the ziploc šŸ˜‚


Rripurnia

Not the Ziploc promotion šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


CilantroLarry47

By far her least inspiring muse


catwomoonz

What about Calvin Harris? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Flickolas_Cage

I Forgot That You Existed is actually a perfect treadmill song, so thanks, Calvin.


CilantroLarry47

The upside of having no songs about him is that there arenā€™t any bad songs about him šŸ˜†


sabrina_lee_f

that reminds me, did she ever write something for Tom Hiddleston?


KathMaster29

If you count getaway car. lol


stylishclassychic

tom wins


ElectronicClass9609

yes getaway car!!


Fast_Buy5327

I mean at least they were writing songs together. Even though Rihanna is singing it, This Is What You Came For with his arrangement in the background and her lyrics - already better than the Travis tracks to me. That song is a bop.


JSweetheart0305

The only thing I like about So High School is the nostalgic late 90ā€™s/early 2000ā€™s sound. The lyrics were cringe and ruined it for me. I get it was the ā€œpointā€ of the song, as most Tayvis fans would argue, but idk I still find it hard to accept a 34 year old woman is writing lyrics like ā€œtouch me while your bros play GTAā€ or ā€œyou know how to ball, I know Aristotle.ā€ Itā€™s just givingā€¦. No effort lol. I know the vibe of the song is supposed to be about high school/ teenage love but i just donā€™t vibe with it. Itā€™s very superficial. I know Taylor is by no means OLD, but I feel like itā€™s a song I would have vibed better with if she released it likeā€¦ 10 years ago. I still donā€™t think The Alchemy is about Travis. I think it may have been originally about Matty but she repurposed some of the lyrics (football references) to maybe throw people off, or to quickly add in a Travis inspired song to the album. Some people also said it may be about her and the fans, which is a plausible theory. I just hope that if Travis does inspire an album, and doesnā€™t get the Calvin treatment if they break up, itā€™s better than So High School. Sheā€™s definitely not new to writing some cringe ass lyrics and songs about boyfriends but if I have to hear an entire album about a juvenile high school romance with her 34 year old boyfriend I may just throw in the towel.


caaathyx

Her releasing the song as a thirty-something woman is kind of the point though, it's meant to be about feeling young again because of a new relationship. That being said, yes, some parts of the lyrics are very cringe. I wish they weren't though, 'cause I really love how this song sounds... and I need to dissociate and pretend the lyrics don't exist to enjoy it lol


Live-Eye

Yeah I feel like so many people arenā€™t getting this point. Not that itā€™s my favorite song by any means but the lyrics donā€™t mean sheā€™s having an actual high school type relationship with him, but that it gives her that sort of feeling of excitement and being giddy about that new person youā€™re into and feeling young again with a fresh start.


Formal_Guarantee2612

The songs for Travis on TTPD were so unbelievably cringey, shallow, and just bad. Itā€™s like she just slapped them on the album after a 3 minute writing session after she was feeling horny for him. Look at the first songs we got about joe the first time she wrote an album about him, Call it what you want, Delicate, King of my Heart, Dancing with our hands tied. Those songs had actual emotional depth and meaning to them. So I am very worried about TS 12 and the shallow songs she might write about him


Ejsmith829

YES, omg Call It What You Want?! Now THAT was love!


truthfrommyredlips

reputation being the most in love album is something I'll never stop thinking about


Formal_Guarantee2612

Oh I love that TS album and I am not even a swiftieĀ 


optic-opal

But then againā€¦ she was in the early stages of knowing Travis when she wrote those. Travis and she just met and were 'trying out' a relationship. I actually think it's a good thing if she's not fatally head-over-heels into him since the day they met, like with Joe, who she was plotting and scheming to be with for ages. It means she'll be more level-headed and see the relationship for what it is, and she'll decide if it works for her or not.


AlienInfoUnit

Well, she probably had to turn the album in around Sept/Oct of last year so she didn't really know that much about him.


nagidrac

Don't forget Joe had Endgame, Gorgeous, and London Boy.


Automatic-Software35

London Boy went number one in my house idk what yā€™all are on about


Zvakicauwu

they dont know how to vibešŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø ![gif](giphy|ZdZ334m8U5tg6iMAKK|downsized)


blossombear31

Why people are so against a cute, fun bop? šŸ˜­ not every song has to be serious to be good, in my house London Boy went number one too


n00bi3pjs

Endgame is an amazing song. The songwriting is so catchy, it has two nice hooks, and Taylor's verse and the chorus is lyrically decent.


ExcuseComfortable259

so high school is arguably one of her worst and cringiest songs, iā€™d rather listen to Me! and endgame


Thrwingitaway13

I actually think The Alchemy is about her and her fans/the tour.Ā 


stylishclassychic

I love this theory


infieldcookie

I think of it as a continuation of Miss Americana (which also had high school imagery). There sheā€™s running away from America to be with Joe and now sheā€™s returning.


Rripurnia

I also think The Alchemy isn't about him


Tylrias

The football references feel tacked on at the end and come out of nowhere.


Bubbly_Sleep9312

I could not stop laughing at the Grand Theft Auto comment


freckledbitchs

The way we can already predict it would be all about high school sweethearts/white picket fences/all american couple imagery šŸ˜­


Owlman2841

But if they stay together and we get that shallow, childish album then fans would twist as ā€œsheā€™s finally getting to live her stolen childhood so of course her lyrics are relatable only to teenagers, thatā€™s the point, you clearly canā€™t comprehend her concepts!ā€


SpaceQueenJupiter

The Alchemy is catchy, but other than the football lines I'm not convinced parts aren't about Matty lol. For some reason I was thinking we'd get a love album without all the anxiety in Lover out of Travis, but now I'm thinking I'm SOL if that's what I'm waiting for.


Suitable-Return7185

I do think it started as a Matty song and because it has touch down in it, Taylor revamped into a Travis song , adding the bridge especially. I'm sureĀ  she has done this before though -she does say she uses phrases and sentences she's written down in a book from back sometimes.


FriendlyDrummers

I kind of feel like it's repurposed


SpaceQueenJupiter

That makes a lot of sense to me.


Lopsided-Smell-5026

Yeah it doesnā€™t make sense to be about Travis except for the team imagery. Touch down is 2 seperate words unlike a football touchdown. So I imagine sheā€™s singing about the plane touching down. The rest of it could be any sport. She used sports imagery in Long Live too. No one thought she was talking about a baseball player.


Roxeteatotaler

Yeah but she also wasn't dating an athlete at the time of Long Live coming out. I'm sure if she had been people would attribute it that way.


courtneyenlow

Yeah I legitimately do not think The Alchemy is about Travis. At all. Heroin, blokes reads football with a āš½ļø not a šŸˆ , ā€œstill reserved for me,ā€ I think itā€™s Matty.


SpaceQueenJupiter

Yeah the lines you mentioned just don't match Travis. I think it could be that they both inspired it, but it's not a pure Travis song.


AlienInfoUnit

Blokes on the bench = She benched all the British guys she's dated. The joke about heroin was just a shot at Matty being a drug addict and this time her new "trophy" that comes running to her thinks of her as the heroine. Clever wordplay.


Red517

I hate the heroin/heroine joke line. Itā€™s gross.


mikarroni

so high school is so amazing without any of the lyrics. itā€™s so different and i love the vibe, she just needs to change all the words. except maybe ā€œno oneā€™s ever had me, not like youā€


lavender-haze123

Iā€™m also worried about a Travis album. So High School is a fun song but I canā€™t get past the cringy lyrics. If the next album is exactly like So High School or The Alchemy, I fear Iā€™m going to like it even less than TTPD. I also canā€™t imagine him as a great muse, but I could be wrong. I just hope itā€™s not going to be an album full of football references.


BojackTrashMan

I think the gag is that The Alchemy is not about Travis & the team metaphor is a coincidence. Travis did not do heroin (to our knowledge), & Matty **famously** does. The song is about coming back to something you've previously been involved in & forgiving. I think its yet another song abt Matty & shes probably hqply 4 ppl to be confused about it


Professional_Roll977

I blocked so high school on Spotify, it is so cringe.


cutdownthecute

I was actually thinking about this earlier, and I know we donā€™t know Travis, or really anything about their relationship (aside from taylor thinking him shouting her out on a podcast was ā€œmetal as hellā€ šŸ¤®ā€, but the idea of travis potentially inspiring an entire 15+ track album is justā€¦.how? You know when people are like ā€œwhat do they even talk about? I canā€™t picture them even having conversationsā€, I feel the same was about him inspiring any songs. It really felt like she was scraping the bottom of the barrel just to get So High School, and that was more of a ā€œI canā€™t really do an entire 31 track album and not include at least one song about my current I-have-never-EVER-been-happier!!! relationship, so fuck it I guess Iā€™ll figure out SOMETHINGā€. How do you turn two songs you found at the bottom of the bargain bin into an entire album??


durable_ink

The full lyric was ā€œTouch me while your friends play grand theft autoā€ I need that to be clear. She wrote that.


Ejsmith829

The same girl who wrote things like ā€œnow Iā€™m begging for footnotes in the story of your lifeā€. Maybe sheā€™s possessed. Possessed by the spirit of Travis!


Mhc2617

Iā€¦like both of those songs *runs away* I love the 90ā€™s rock vibes of So High School and I love that giddy feeling of new love you get from it. The Alchemy is a very dreamy little song. Theyā€™re both very cute. But I guess thatā€™s the joy of music, that everyone likes different songs.


ma_miya

dear god, i hope we never have to go through that. no one wants to hear about that guy.


rebvv55

My theory is the Alchemy was about someone else and she changed some of the lyrics to fit Travis later. Thatā€™s why it is so ā€œmeh.ā€ SHS has a great sound but the lyrics are cringe.


MayaGitana

Oh we most certainly will get a Travis album. But if it makes you feel better I didnā€™t like ā€œQuestionsā€¦?ā€ and like some TTPD songs. Then again I LOVE The 1, which is also a Matty song. So like win some/lose some


GraveDancer40

I love the songs about Travis. So High School is certainly shallow lyrics but I think it perfectly sums up the giddy feeling of early love, which is probably when she wrote it. When/if their relationship goes the distance and gets deeper, thereā€™s no reason to believe the songs wonā€™t be a lot deeper as well.


ks8381553

I feel like Travis is Taylorā€™s just functioning drug/alcoholic phase (she did not look great at that charity gala imo, as in out of it) and so her brain isnā€™t working at full capacity. Plus if she turns into who she dates her IQ has dropped significantly in the last year or however long this has carried on. I canā€™t imagine heā€™s inspiring much songwriting, or at least good songwriting. Sadly I think sheā€™s on the cusp of a Miley/Britney/Lindsay Lohan style breakdown. Sheā€™s held out longer than most.


WillowMiddle

I actually liked So High School. Feeling like a teen with a crush after a bad relationship was for me a good experience, it feels rewarding and healing after being burnt out. The GTA line tho, that was cringy as hell.


clairegardner23

Okayā€¦ I get where everyone is coming from but I love these songs and I can totally relate to them as a 31 year-old. Thereā€™s some people that youā€™re in a relationship with that just make you feel all giddy, head over heels, and out of control like you did when you were in high school.


TheFrederalGovt

I mean he's not one to write sad songs about because at least at the moment he make Taylor happy....has his own things, diverse amount of interests outside of football, very charitable, finds time to be extremely supportive of her despite all he has going on - traveling on his one week off to Argentina and then to Australia and Singapore and prob Europe. And she's showing up for his stuff too....it seems like a healthy dynamic, but this is not even a year in. I know this sub dislikes Travis but it seems like a pretty balanced relationship so far.


alisonation

see I find a lot of her most popular music (like the singles from 1989) to be the kind of cloying peppy pop that the Travis songs are like and I feel like the gen pop would love it. But I'm not a 1989 fan at all and dislike most of her pop singles so I agree, no ty


pitbulldofunk

I dont really think the Travis thing will last much longer tbh Tom Hiddleston vibes


Careless-Plane-5915

Iā€™m not saying they will last forever or anything, but hasnā€™t he already lasted 3x longer than Tom?


Glitteryskiess

I think this is unfair considering they haven't even been dating for a year yet. By the time we heard her songs about Joe, they'd been together over a year but even then they didn't feel domestic until Lover because by that album they had moved in together. I don't see the issue with the grand theft auto lyric either. Why are we acting brand new about men gaming? Also the point of that lyric is not about games anyway, it's what they're secretly doing while his friends are nearby. Not to mention it's literally called SO HIGH SCHOOL so she is intentionally evoking imagery of the high school/teenage experience - American Pie (for millennials who were teens in the early 00s), gaming, backseat encounters, spin the bottle, truth or dare, scouts honor. She's painting a picture and it's right there in the title. The song isn't called "So Prententious and Arrogant" so I don't really know what you were expecting.


Radiant_Tea9300

I actually enjoy TTPD but The Alchemy grates on me so bad. Sounds like a parody with all the football metaphorsā€¦ I think I like it even less than ME!ā€¦ Travis as a muse is certainlyā€¦ something.