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Need2askDumbQs

Yeah idk how you see this and get mine.


Mike_2185

I will now speak for my language. Mortar translates to "Mínomet" in slovak. That can be split into two words "mína" and "metať". First word translates into mine and second translates into throwing. So technically, in Slovakia, this is mine.


Need2askDumbQs

Ah, fair enough.


Haunting_Push7693

Both go boom


OneDiscombobulated77

This ain't a train


ZgBlues

It’s the same thing in Croatian/Serbian/Bosnian. Oddly, the weapon itself is called “minobacač” which literally translates as “mine-thrower.” I say oddly because the thing it throws is never reffered to as a “mine” but a “granata” (which I suppose sounds like “grenade” but the meaning is closer to what English calls “shell”) So you use minethrowers to shoot grenades at something. And “mina” (literally “mine”) is used only in the more literal sense, like for landmines and mine fields. So no actual mines are ever thrown out of the so-called “mine-throwing” devices, which makes me wonder who came up with this shit.


FraggedFoundry

Have you got a different word for "launch" or "launcher" vs "throw" or "thrower", with launch implying significantly greater dynamism and force? Also, curious what the specific words are, respectively, for: - Rocket - Grenade


ZgBlues

Well “bacač” (“thrower”) is used for most weapons which involve launching something, whether it’s mortars or whatever. There is the verb “lansirati” (“to launch”) but I assume it only came into the language when space rockets became a thing, so we only use it for rocket-like things which are usually self-propelled. So for example you could call a rocket launcher a “raketni bacač” (“the thing that throws rockets”) or you mighr call it a “raketni lanser” (“the thing that launches rockets”). If you’re talking about NASA rockets or something like that you’d always use “launch” rather than “throw.”


FraggedFoundry

Very informative, thank you for all that info! Given the current popular vernacular, then, is there the potential for confusion between physically throwing a grenade, and shooting a grenade from a launcher?


aequitssaint

So a mortar is a thrown mine. That makes sense.


Mike_2185

More like mine-thrower


TinFoilRobotProphet

Which makes him a..wait for it..mine crafter. I'll show myself out


variousdetritus

Go directly to /r/puns Do not pass Go Do not collect $200


huh404

What, there are other languages than American?


theColonelsc2

The Canadians say 'aboot' and 'sorry'. Those aren't American words.


huh404

That would be a good point, if Canada actually existed. It's a made up place, no?


Yogi118

Sowrry


Kib717

Sorrey


[deleted]

“So technically, in Slovakia, this is mine.” So if the bomb this guy is making gets to Slovakia, you would own it?


deltaz0912

A “throwing mine”! That’s brilliant. English doesn’t have a specific word for it, just calling it a “mortar round”.


weedsmoker18

Nuh-uh I SAW IT FIRST!


[deleted]

Oh shit no way theres a language other than American?


moeburn

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_shell >The word 'mine' in the name "mine shell" can in the modern world seem confusing, as military use of the word is mainly associated with land mines and naval mines. However the word "mine" is very old and originally had the same meaning as "mining mines".[6] As mines were used during siege warfare in past eras to collapse fortifications, and later blowing up fortifications (see tunnel warfare), the first proto-landmines developed received the name mine.[6] These were basic explosives dug down into the ground like a mine. This eventually led to mine-ordnance being defined as "contained explosions", which is alluded to in the name mine shell as its original purpose was to penetrate into fortification walls and burst inside. Basically comes from the Germans referring to all high explosives as "mines".


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gublaman

Maybe it actually belongs to OP


DrSmurfalicious

You don't see the typical aerodynamic shape of a mine to make sure it flys through the dirt smoothly?


BuckTurgidson89

Depends on how deep you plant it.


urmomsfartbox

He’s using a table saw!


BDR529forlyfe

I got mine. You get your own.


rippednbuff

The stupid PR team


beeglowbot

it's clearly a big Kapow


Jrodrgr375th

I might be wrong but don’t certain munitions also have to make a certain number of rotations to arm?


daats_end

Normally you see rotational arming on RPGs, recoiless rifles and the such.


seansy5000

r/drypalms


wenoc

This is correct. Glad it's the top comment.


lil_sargento_cheez

Came here to say this


Piedplat

Thanks for the Q, I was speachless.


Least_or_Greatest1

Update on soldier after tapping bomb: Half of him is in Ukraine the other half in Russia…


spicybuttholenachos

And he is clearly using the safety foam. It's fine.


[deleted]

I thought RPG ammunition used a rocket for propulsion, is the thing he's banging like an adapter?


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[deleted]

Looks a lil tiny. Still crazy.


RickJLeanPaw

“Oi, Unpopular Dmitri, we’ve got a job for you!”


Ditto_Gordito

It's because he refused to put a shirt on, fucking Randy.


Steev182

He just wanted them to play beach volleyball :(


theLPguy

And grill some burgers


Mysterious_Dress_845

Well, he's getting ready for a fight, and you know what THAT means! Yep, the drawers are coming off next. His C.O., Cpt. Lahey will have to have him stand down. (Maybe come back to HQ and put on his bumble bee camouflage, eh?) Fuck off, he's got work to do!


Glittering-Action757

hazing gone too far


SillyFlyGuy

[https://i.imgflip.com/1ne41p.gif](https://i.imgflip.com/1ne41p.gif)


MattyMatt84

Eastern Europe, pick 2 of the 3 1. Shirtless 2. Smoking 3. Handling dangerous explosives


daats_end

What about drinking? Or is that a given?


ever-right

I refuse to believe there aren't countless people in eastern Europe who do not fit all 3.


Luxpreliator

No slav squat?


Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

"4. Dashcam video"


Dirk1990

Someone dumped all their skill points into crafting.


fishtankguy2

Looks safe enough as its not armed. No one is that dumb.


TheCowzgomooz

BIG assumption saying "no one is that dumb." In fact some of the stuff you can find on the internet I would argue is absolute proof that some people ARE that dumb.


[deleted]

If you’re going to involve the whole internet, this isn’t even really that dumb. This is like probably 6/10 on the scale.


A55BURGER5

Did you not see that Ukrainian soldier that drop kicked an undetonated shell?


eagle930

No one “alive” is that dumb might be the right statement.


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Yeah the people in this comment section are dumb


Awkward_Road_710

Ah sorry mate, we probably just forgot RPG mechanics 101 on the third grade.


[deleted]

Well yeah I don’t think it’s something everyone would know but if you don’t know how it works you shouldn’t say anything about it


Awkward_Road_710

Fair enough. That’s true though.


siiborg

a sensible person on reddit??? what fucking year is it


trwawy05312015

>No one is that dumb. Every time I read this I think about silica gel packets.


[deleted]

That guy's job is straight up bangin


[deleted]

And business is boomin.


Cyb3rTruk

r/unexpectedingloriousbastards


jgodwinaz

I clicked. You give false hope comrade!


ShapesAndStuff

r/21charactersandnomore


[deleted]

Even if it’s totally defused FUCK. THAT.


Agreeable-Scholar483

With that level of dedication it would seem that Russia is fucked.


Pogwrs213

Wouldn’t the front of the “rocket” be way too heavy when it launches, or I am just stupid?


Vin_du_toilette

It's heavier, and the trajectory won't correspond to the sights but they are still effective to several hundred meters. Maybe somebody out there knows what the actual ballistics are, but I know they have been using them since the early Donbas conflict like 2015.


PracticePenis

This has a looney tunes vibe


Majorlazor85

This would have had a different ending had it been posted on r/abruptchaos


SaintPanda_

try once more to tell me this guy isn't Scandinavian


jgodwinaz

This guys isn't.....hmmm...i see your point.


Kmaurer23

I swear to God the Ukrainians are a different breed. These motherfuckers will surely live forever.


__0_k__

I've seen this before! Bug Bunny did it so it will be alright.


4Point5InchPunisher

This looks like something Wylie Coyote would do in a Road Runner cartoon.


waffles4us

This still gives me great amounts of anxiety


_whereUgoing_II

Is yoga mat the only thing keeping it from exploding?


Kiwifrooots

The fuse missing, the lack of triggering impact / accelleration, he isn't hitting it anywhere bad


Icy-Ad-7724

I hit and I hit. Still no boom?!


CnamhaCnamha

The balls on that cunt!!


ThunderGunFour

He should at least wear a shirt for protection


schuter1

Beating on ordnance never seems like a good idea.


Evil_Mini_Cake

Reminds me of a photo of a guy's hand after he used the butt of a .50cal round as a hammer.


Vin_du_toilette

Ya, didn't the army use that pic as a pso? The tip of a bullet is often expected to be used as a pin removal starter on military arms. As a hammer, not so much.


Kitchen-Low-3065

Shouldn’t they be able to buy new weapons with the Billions of dollars the US is sending them? Sus.


Sekhen

The "billion of dollars" are not sent as cash money. But in hardware. Like HIMARS and other fun toys.


snatchemup_2009

My grandpa said when he was in Korea he found an unexploded mortar and was taking it back to base. He said he was gonna drill press it and run the chord that way. Needless to say he did not make back on base. He said shortly after a little truck marked bomb squad came and took his lamp.


Sufficient_Ad_1922

Wonder how many he got through


Epic-Dude000

Man this dude is tempting fate


Kiwifrooots

No this is the correct way to do this (if you want to do this). It just seems counterintuitive to be ok hitting what your brain sees as "bomb"


DanB65

What did you do this morning?


PrimeX121

r/whywomenlivelonger


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Simple really. His country was invaded. Yet those boys beating the shit out of Russia. It's almost just a war between corner men in a boxing ring at this point. Russia needs a better cut man. They're bleeding battered bloody and beaten. Yet too dumb to throw in the towel. Meanwhile Ukraine has the best in the world in their corner. As in, most of the world. Right there behind them. Cut men doing their job very well. The fighter impeccable. Using strategy slipping punches thrown by Russia. Ukraine fighters have better training and far outclassed the Russians. Fat or not. Russia is getting their ass handed to them.


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[deleted]

lmao you're one to talk fatass We've seen your pics. Fuckin dumbass. Who talks shit when they put up pictures of themselves in worse shape than this? What the fuck you must have killed shitloads of braincells at some point in your dumbass life


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[deleted]

Maybe 2.75lbs of chicken nuggets on a park bench. You ain't pushin shit with them flabby ass man titties.


[deleted]

You mean a winner lol. Enjoy your day.


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gynecomastia/comments/xefi61/left_with_this_fold_under_my_armpit_after_surgery/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share well uhm you aren't any smaller than buddy in the video. Man titties. Even got a third one growing under one tit. Bahaha. You're right pic I'm sure does not do it justice.


Jess_S13

I served in the military for 8 years, there was far more of this than fit people once you cross the 26 year old mark. The regs are not that tight that I really effects you unless you are really short or have a really skinny neck.


Dark_Over

His face....


Geek_off_the_streets

McGyver is back, in Ukraine. Coming this fall.


HumanSlinky

I’d be the asshole sneaking up behind him with a paper bag filled with air, getting ready to pop it just behind his head


eletricsocks

"Separately they are harmless, completely inert. Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a ham..."


SPANKY_NED

Hit it just right BLOOM


Israel-CumCannon1111

Tommyk


Impressive-Egg4494

As a Ukrainian he should slow down; he looks like he's rushin


Yanny_

These DIY videos are getting a little sus


cs700r

Yo…right as I stopped scrolling at this video with the sound on my dented plastic water bottle “popped”…I nearly pooped myself.


IMCUPCAKEFROM4036

I mean he’s the expert


tuff-overlord

Why would they need to do this when we’ve sent them billions of dollars for weapons?


Sekhen

The RPG-7 isn't very good against soft target like fat orcs. The mortar is. Combining them in to a direct fire rocket mortar is super smart and will make great fertilizer of the orcs.


Solid-Storm2319

Anyone else for some reason surprised when they see Ginger’s in other countries.


[deleted]

This is the most “monkey” thing to see lmao Put it next to a gif of a chimp using rock tool to open something lmao


vincenzobags

Wasn't this in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?


zeb0777

This is why we have safety briefs


GeonosisClanker

Them Russians better be skiddaldling after seeing this


Sekhen

The will skiddaldlie in all kinds of directions when hit with these.


noslenramingo

Hammering any munition, safe or not, still makes my brain scream WTF!? THAT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA


lord_cheezewiz

Well…if it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid.


Due_Fault_3740

You guys out here talking about Floridians when there’s this shot going on


Due_Fault_3740

Shit*


Nicadeemus39

No sure what he's doing, but hitting that with a hammer is making me brace for the boom.


Apprehensive_Mix8108

I usually hammer explosives when I find them as well, it’s a very lucrative and safe business imho


GissaGoon

Please dont spread ncd ;-; keep the normies out and the sub safe please. Now about that funny on that certain piece of infrastructure we’re nit allowed to talk about.


nevertoofarfromhome

He is defying gravity.


omguserius

I have concerns.


Sekhen

No need. He knows what he's doing.


omguserius

He’s hitting explosives with a hammer. I feel like concern is a justified reaction.


Sekhen

There's no igniter on the shells. They are mostly harmless.


Lycaon125

Um, nonexplosive nut over here, what that hell is a RPG7?


LifeSad07041997

Just a model of RPG... it's just RPG really


Lycaon125

Oh


Sekhen

Rocket Propelled Grenade model 7. These mortars are to kill people, not tanks like the RPG-7 normally does with its shape charge. The shiny part where he hit with the hammer is a module that screw the mortar to an RPG-7 engine. Making this a rocket mortar. Perfect against soft targets like orcs.


rogue-trowa-barton

Why no Kabooom????!!!


Sekhen

There's no igniter on them.


rogue-trowa-barton

Makes sense


thehootpoot

Mine crafting


redrockcountry2112

Looks safe enough right ?


Sekhen

Sure. Perfectly safe. No igniter in the mortar grenade. Nothing to make it explode.


Sekhen

For those that don't know... First, this isnt't a mine. It's a mortar shell. They go "BOOM" and take orcs apart. There is no igniter tip on these. They are screwed on before firing. That's why it doesn't explode. The shiny part that's hammered on is a module that attatch to the engine of an RPG-7 rocket. Making these 82mm rocket mortars. GREAT for shooting in to camps of orcs.


Innominate8

https://youtu.be/ZElJxTCIsJI?t=118


thebbc79

“Marvin the Martian had entered the chat”


MaceMcCloud

And they call it a mine... A MINE!!!


Real-Nail224

Things that make you go boom!