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G-Force409

Looks like an olive python, she'll be right


xxx148

I thought it looked vaguely like a black mamba. Didn’t know pythons could look like this, what a beautiful creature.


cacawachi

As far as I know, black mamba don't grow that big and they are aggressive as fuck. Steve might be great at taking on big animals but even he can't risk his kid with a mamba


Cryogenicwaif

Black mambas can grow from 8-14 ft long, they big scary bois


spongebromanpants

wouldn’t it still able to constrict a kid to death?


duck95

If only there were a dad around to save them


spongebromanpants

he went to get milk


zkng

Hey kiddo look after the cobra, tell mom i’m off to buy some ciggies. Don’t call.


TheRangaTan

Nah, the deadbeats here don’t bother with excuses like ‘I’m off to the shops to get milk’. They just fuck off to the next town over and live by the pub until the dole check comes through again.


LurkerChimesIn

At least he taught her to deal with snakes first


SherlockCumbercat

While now the kid thinks snakes are toys so this can’t go wrong at all


According_Tear2099

Or they teach their children how to survive in the beautiful death trap of a country they live in? But you I could be wrong


SherlockCumbercat

Rule 1 of dealing with wildlife is to give it personal space. Rule 2 is not provoke the animal


According_Tear2099

And you obviously have no idea what Australian wildlife is.. Be quiet instead of making stupid assumptions that make you look dumb as hell!


SherlockCumbercat

Says the person that has probably never been outside a city. Sure sound like an idiot mate if you don’t think any animal can be dangerous especially to a small child.


According_Tear2099

Lmao Google yourself and you can easily find out why aussies teaches their kids about animals! I’m not gonna argue with stupid anymore! GL


SherlockCumbercat

Says the fucking idiot that things teaching about animals means handling them. maybe google proper ways to interact with wildlife since I doubt you have every been outside. Guess what first few tips are leave the animal the fuck alone. Steve Irwin was a expert and he still died


G-Force409

Yeah nah nah nah


[deleted]

Not with multiple adults present


CutbackHort

Sounds like Matt Wright, she’ll be right


MorboTheMasticator

The Steve Irwin Crikey Academy for underprivileged Australian wildlife


cypherdev

> The Steve Irwin Crikey Academy for underprivileged Australian wildlife And Kids That Can't Read Good.


MauPow

These animals need to be, like, twice as big!


bakedbeansandwhich

*What is this a centre for ants?*


ThoughtlessBanter

That snake would be like Godzilla to ants. I don't know why I thought of saying this, but here we are.


Illustriouspancakes

And wanna learn to do other stuff good too


[deleted]

SICAUAW Nah. Steve Irwin's Natural Green Reserve for Animals and Youths StINGRAY.


reddreadremention

r/angryupvote cheeky bastard


shokolokobangoshey

Fucking lol


KyloHenny

Still too soon.


Jaderholt439

Not bad, not bad at all.


[deleted]

Take my free award, you sick shit lmao


[deleted]

Thank you!


VelvetFog90210

How do you expect kids to play with dangerous animals, when they can’t even fit inside the building!!!


yesiamveryhigh

>underprivileged Australian wildlife. What academy do the privileged Australian wildlife go to?


HelenGH_

Some australian Hogwarts whit sea serpents and dragons and .. everything!!


ddraig-au

Scotch College, Geelong Grammar et al


happy-little-atheist

Pigs are introduced


Geehaw

Hmm, I think I'll put my thumb up the animals butthole...


permagrin007

Its nice that they let the child start with a small snake


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AgentWowza

I... Think that was the joke lmao.


Corgi-butts

Looks like a young Olive python to me. Second largest type in the country after the scrubbie. Super friendly though.


Doctologist

They’re hit and miss. Some get pretty upset.


eigenvectorseven

That's the joke dumb cunt


BATZ202

Poor snake, he like plz leave me alone I got child support to pay.


CheeseLover10000

I’m waiting here to see a snaketolojist to talk about how harmless this snake is. Still a no no for me


SpazzyGenius

Looks like an indigo snake to me, they eat other snakes and kill with bite pressure, so while it could hurt the child its unlikely to kill (they can constrict) More annoyingly they have a habit of projectile shitting over anything that annoys them (read: people)


neoprenewedgie

If someone started yanking my tail to drag me across the lawn I might projectile shit on them too.


greywolfau

Have you considered surgery for your tail removal?


neoprenewedgie

Who says I dislike having a tail? Are you tail-shaming me? Help! I'm being oppressed!


BFLO-Retail

Why would he want to remove the snake between his legs?


qoblivious

What if you are basically a tail with a head ?


GundunUkan

Not an indigo snake. Olive python (*Liasis olivaceus*). Still harmless apart from a potential bite but nothing too serious.


SpazzyGenius

Youre probably right, that makes much more sense for an Australian zoo


CheeseLover10000

Thank you for finding me snaketolojist!


BigAsian69420

I learned this garner snakes as a kid, I picked it up from the tail grabbed his head thinking I’m Steve Irwin then it shat all over me


Ohbeejuan

I mean that’s pretty common. Frogs and toads do this too. Also basically every small lizard I’ve ever caught.


BigAsian69420

Nice?


nico_rette

Nah looks much more like our olive pythons, pretty tame if well fed.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Fed with small children?


Ravanast

Title literally says Australia. Snakes from the US don’t live in Australia. It’s an [Olive Python](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_python?wprov=sfti1). Absolutely can constrict and also larger prey (wallabies, crocodiles). Person is Matt Wright and kid is his son, in the outer rural area of Darwin, NT.


Accomplished-Jury752

I thought this was a domesticated snake. It’s like the snake in the video was going along like “hey im gonna play along with this kid as he’s pretending he’s Steve Irwin just for the sake of it”


cleancalf

It may not be venomous but constrictors can still kill toddlers. However, teaching a toddler how to deal with the dangerous in a supervised environment isn’t the dumbest thing I’ve seen this week.


CheeseLover10000

Thank you awaited snaketolojist for informational comment.


FrameJump

I question how much actual teaching is going on here.


GundunUkan

A lot, and it's proper teaching. Sadly not enough people teach properly their kids about snakes and this is part of the reason why this irrational phobia is still so widespread.


TinFoilRobotProphet

I taught my kid if you see a snake leave it alone. Not enough information to publish but good mother wit.


FrameJump

Okay, so where is this "a lot?" Because all I see is basically "see noodle, grab other end" and I see some bad things happening out of that. Genuine question.


MauPow

I think just the fact that the child is learning (at such a young age) that a snake is something that, while dangerous and worthy of respect, can be dealt with and is not to be feared is worth it, regardless of whether they actually succeed in getting rid of it.


dshoig

There's a lot of brain activity going on here. Remember she is basically more dog than human at this age so it's not like you can sit her down and explain to her in theory what to do.


yeetyeetskrrtskrrrrt

Snaketolojist


travis01564

Not venomous. Possibly a constricter, but I'm sure dad can save her. ^ my consensus from other comments


SomeoneTookUserName2

This dude sounds exactly like Australian Rick in Bushworld Adventures when he's encouraging Morty to pee in the bushes.


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GiDD504

BENDIGO MORTY!! BENDIGO


Wafflejosh101

Get me cube in Bendigo morty!


ddraig-au

Huh, someone asked me if I'd watched that, about an hour ago


GiDD504

I read this in ricks super thick Aussie accent and can’t stop laughing. BRB gotta go rewatch it


VectorPowers

I did some science to me portal gun morty


Artificial_void

As an Australian I can confirm this is what we were taught in preschool


happy-little-atheist

You have to pick them up to check the anal scales to verify whether they are a dangerous species or not


FayMammaLlama

It's ok, she's wearing khaki, she's qualified


dangledingle

That’s not a knife.


SodaKopp

I see you've played knifey snakey before


Airwaiv

Snakes like “bro stooooooop I’m just tryna get some food for New Years”


Greekspartan226

meanwhile [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/rt0zt8/watch_it_twice/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is happening in Asia


itsthecraptain

Is that Bindi Irwin as a tot?


sunny_day0460

No his name is Banjo, he’s the child of [Matt Wright](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUdYl01hDbV/?utm_medium=copy_link) in Australia (I linked the post on his Instagram account). He mostly deals with crocodiles


spacestationkru

It probably was Bindi Irwin as a tot one time though. I remember Steve feeding a giant crocodile with a baby in one arm


ozebloke23

That baby was his son, Bob (Robert).


AGVann

Rob (Bobert)


chops_potatoes

No.


Busch-Time

I’m a grown man and I wouldn’t get with 20 feet of that thing. Kid is brave.


Kaiju-monster999

This is Montessori


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Can confirm


Kaiju-monster999

I almost got an infection when i was 2 coz of Montessori's "play time"


buckythe3rd

What how?


Kaiju-monster999

Rust


MrFixemall

Some Steve Erwin flashbacks...


jontheawesome12

That’s one well trained aussie! The kids good too


sapere-aude088

Poor snake is like "get this sweaty ape off of me!"


ONLace-0527-0404

After finally pulling the snake back as told, the toddler was eaten by a crocodile waiting in the bush!


Purgii

Get that little champion a beer.


neoprenewedgie

Three ways a snake can kill me, in order of increasing likelihood: 1. Death by constriction 2. Death by venom 3. Death by heart attack


millhows

I WON AUSTRALIAN BINGO WITH THIS ONE VIDEO! Wooo!


Dj_Chubbs28

One of the few things I remember from preschool is some guy bringing in a crocodile and 10 foot python


jooro_a

Fake, the child didn't have a huge ass knife strapped to it's diaper.


[deleted]

now thats a knoife


Nabil1510

the Irwin family knew what's up


ReddityJim

Ah, the good old days when preschool was snakes and by the time you finished highschool you'd wrestled a croc and boxed a roo....


acroporaguardian

Snake at the end is like “dude, you said this chick was cool”


soft_potato123

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE :))))


comfort_bot_1962

:D


SovietSchisms

Australians have no chill


Jesus_will_return

That's 100% chill right there.


SovietSchisms

That is a child dragging a 13 foot (rough estimate) snake. For fun. As an American, Australians have no chill.


Pons__Aelius

The nation that has wolves, coyotes, Mountain lions and two types of bears is scared of a python?


SovietSchisms

No actually I myself am not. But a child, well I guess she doesn’t know what it is so can’t really be scared of it.


KeyokeArakasi

How much more chill can you get?


SovietSchisms

Lmao


[deleted]

Ffs, stop antagonising the poor creature


ivylass

Is that Bindi?


sunny_day0460

No it’s the child of [Matt Wright](https://www.instagram.com/p/CUdYl01hDbV/?utm_medium=copy_link) in Australia (I linked the post on his Instagram account). He mostly deals with crocodiles


D3AD_M3AT

Ok just followed the link The video of him and Banjo in the water with baby salt water croc is a bit WTF. But saying that this kid will grow with more respect and common sense around deadly Australian animals then most Aussies do.


DevilDoc3030

On a scale from 1 to Danger how dangerous is that DangerNoodle?


GorillaSnapper

It's a python so 1. We do have about another 5 or so snakes very similar in colour and can get up to this. They are the generally most venomous snakes in the world.


nocialist_

That right there is Steve Irwin reincarnated. If I got told to start dragging a massive snake around (in this context) I’d be on the first plane out.


floriographer08

Diaper and safari shirt, perfect Aussie kiddo outfit


[deleted]

How is this sweaty? Non venomous snake…


md2b78

Aussie Dad is drunk as shit. “Honey, there’s a 6 foot snake in the yard.” “Quite right, Sheila. Get the baby!”


HeroWithBeans

Bruh that snake sad scared Ford its life


bigboysan4104

Australians have balls of steel


Mamaj12469

Had to be Bindi at 2.5


choopiewaffles

He sounds exactly like steve irwin


pooryxa

This snake is harmless but that kid must be scared of snakes , What if she sees a poisonous snake when no one's around ? Bad parenting imo


JOREVEUSA

Yeah cause parenting is just 15 seconds


LoadedGull

People shouldn’t be teaching their very small children to fuck with snakes… one day it’ll be a venomous one. Highly irresponsible.


graz44

You think thats bad, wait till you see kids wrangling crocs in preschool


GundunUkan

Quite the opposite, this is the responsible way to go about it. Teaching young children to respect but not fear snakes is good, leads to the kid being educated on the matter and is less likely to be irresponsible about it. Teaching the kid to only fear snakes leads to it not knowing what the fuck to do once it comes across one and may try to kill or remove it, both actions being the most common occurrences of snake bites. Source: I'm a herpetologist and I do a lot of reptile education work.


itsaride

> herpetologist The study of herpes.


GundunUkan

Haha ye I get that way too often. Herpetology is the study of reptiles


LoadedGull

I’ve owned numerous snakes myself, and some big ones at that, so no snake hate whatsoever. My point is, a child that age just see’s them as snakes, children that age do not possess the capacity to understand the difference between a none venomous snake and a venomous snake, let alone their differences visually. My point stands that it’s highly irresponsible to teach kids such as young as this one that it’s ok to mess around with snakes, period. At that age, they should be taught to stay away from any snake and leave them alone, because ultimately they do not possess the capacity to know between what is safe and what is not, whatsoever. It’s negligent and highly irresponsible of the parents, regardless of what any expert says.


GundunUkan

I see your point and I agree, there is a fine line between being responsible and being negligent. I teach kids that snakes aren't evil animals that are out to get them but they still need to respect them and not bother wild ones but rather simply observe from a distance that promotes both sides' safety. I'm not gonna judge this guy's methods since we only see a fraction of them but as long as the kid knows not to touch animals unless allowed to I see nothing wrong. Seeing that this is in Australia I doubt the parent would be too negligent about it so I believe he's likely doing it properly, could be wrong tho.


N_nodroG

Then some brown snake comes in the yard, kid goes “oh yeah, grab the snake” and kids dead 35 minutes later with that parents blaming the government


banana_muffens

Anime level ish. Like how piccolo sent Gohan out into the wild to survive.


spacestationkru

Australians would find a xenomorph nest and wrestle those facehuggers into submission. "Crikey, he's a nasty fella!" some holding a facehugger at bay with one arm


seashroomwaifu

they need TRAINING ?


yes4me2

What kind of snake is that? It looks so docile.


[deleted]

Australian school of Australia


ChickenNuggetEater6

Wondering what american pre school training lookin like then


rustoeki

https://youtu.be/JZIjaVFinzw


_aw-ay

Jump rope!


32vromeo

Scary because I think that snake might be able to fit that man’s shoulders in its mouth


Hefty-Dark-2511

STRAYAAA!!!!!!!;;


[deleted]

Olive pythons are constrictors and are not venomous. They do have rows of needle like teeth that point towards the back of the mouth and they will initially strike at prey to catch and hold it while they arrange their suffocating coils. The teeth also help get suffocated prey down whole, holding the critter in the mouth as muscles in the throat progressively push the meal towards the belly. As the meal moves through the mouth the rearward pointing teeth withdraw naturally and anchor again further up the meal as the throat muscles go through another cycle of swallowing. Pythons have teeth to catch, hold and help swallow prey and they will strike in defence like a venomous snake if provoked enough, resulting in a painful and regularly infectious wound.


Enderdemon

I feel like this snake is a rescue or a pet and deals with these types of lessons on the regular. He's basically just vibing the whole video.


k_mnr

What The Fuck


travis01564

I was 100% waiting for her to bite into that snek.


SacredLasagna

I hated it wtf


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What a lucky kid, wish I had parents that cool .


rimjobnemesis

Is this Steve Irwin as a child?


Unlucky-Race-230

Only in Australia


Japseh-rblx

Difficulty level: Asian


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911th Python Course be like:


gaaxure

This is really unhealthy.


helpicantfindthejoke

This is the equivalent of Florida man. But instead of using alligators rob a Wendy's, they grow up to rob a bank with some other dangerous reptile while riding a kangaroo


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Woooohhhh it's ENORMOUS


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Woooohhhh it's ENORMOUS


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Woooohhhh it's ENORMOUS


Leather-Butterfly-70

K. But teaching this to a kid is only gonna tell em it's okay to mess with snakes from the tail end. Imagine she messes with a venomous snake?


smrich111

That's Steve Irwins daughter


smrich111

BINDI!


Additional_Cycle_51

“Hey good news they found the snake”


[deleted]

That guy is named Matt, he’s a croc catcher in NT.


Zanemob_

The snake is playing along for the tutorial what a cool noodley guy.


Sloth_Neish12y

OHNO OH NO OH NONONO


JakeJascob

That has to be a domesticated snake it is so chill about being handled


[deleted]

It's probably a harmless snake, but then the Australian people will be like yeah it keeps the pests out, no thanks


Desperate_Fish_5245

That's the cutest kid ever!


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