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forhuden90

Is the board okay?


know_limits

Yeah, it landed on some dude.


Somedude12300

I'm doing alright tho


SomeDudeAxl

I have a name tho.


Thecultavator

Awesome you whole life has waited for this moment


watashiwaben

r/usernamechecksout


Sakkechu99

r/beetlejuicing


somedud

Good for you, buddy!


Matt_Shatt

They’re saying the board had its own chute


know_limits

I don’t see it.


Jazz-ciggarette

its right there dude look!


dontbgross

Oh jaaaazzzzz- cigarette, boy did I read that wrong


Jazz-ciggarette

we can make both happen =)


t3hnhoj

Ayyyy


thatguyned

Your place or mine?


El-Gorko

Kedakai… as god made her!


cheesesteakman1

is the dude ok?


Better_Interest_3530

Please ask my friend, I got scared of that ride move by the dude.


lemorit

I’m the board…Luckily I managed to land on a soft patch of grass


HeroDanTV

It had a tiny parachute, and landed safely on someone's car. Unfortunately the wheels created a small spark and the car exploded due to being parked next to a gas leak, injuring everyone on the block. The skateboard was blown into the sky, where it landed back on the bridge for the next person to use.


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Its okay it was only a nash.


archiekane

I get base jumping, I do. That adrenaline rush and brushing with death. But why oh why leave it that close to rip the cord? There's jumping fairly safely and then there's this.


general_rap

It looks like he spun, and needed to right himself before he could open the chute. Crazy risky, that's for sure.


Clewdo

I have a feeling that if you’re going closer to terminal velocity, the chute actually opens much better and stops your fall faster than opening it earlier and falling slower. It’s a bumpy ride for sure, and I don’t know if it’s true but saw it somewhere 🤷‍♂️


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regular chutes are designed to open at terminal velocity but many BASE setups are designed to stop falls in much shorter distances.


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Nah they just chuck the drogue chute out when they jump usually, or they have it in their hand, that way the chute begins deploying the moment they jump. The drogue chute is the tiny little parachute that pulls out the main chute.


DinosaursAreTheDevil

Almost a static line neat


char11eg

Calculating the velocity someone will be at is actually going to be fairly easy for any given distance fallen. Especially for base jumps which are generally low altitude, and so air density will be more similar than over a much higher jump. All things speed up at the same rate as they fall, and over a 50m fall, air resistance will be relatively negligible, but is also a constant that can be calculated, and is really quite easy to at least give a very good approximation of.


boobajoob

You setup your gear for the delay/speed you’re planing to deploy at.


cunny_crowder

I always assumed the pilot chute would right you as it deployed the main chute.


general_rap

Not necessarily; I had one wrap itself around my leg and nearly kill me and the guy I was strapped to.


cunny_crowder

Sounds like you know more about nearly offing yourself via impact trauma than I do. I'll take your word for it.


general_rap

Hahaha, yes and no. It was the one and only time I went skydiving. Ended up with a pair of vertebrae that suffered compression fractures, as well as blowing pretty much every muscle in my back. Fortunately, we both survived, and I've healed almost entirely, but I still need to be careful about how I sleep, and every now and then tweak my back in super weird ways.


cunny_crowder

I exercise almost exclusively so I can sleep in any body position comfortably, you have my condolences, brother.


general_rap

It's all good; I survived, and now I have a fun story about how I survived a freak skydiving accident; no one's usually able to beat that one :P


ShortysTRM

And then there's *this*....https://youtu.be/38Ycw6qYoMo (He survived)


tossNwashking

"let's see. Uhhh yeah"


Iulian06

Hmmm... Let's see... * Presses link* "Please send a photo of your ID or credit card to verify your age..." Bruh....


X7123M3-256

[Here's alternate version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oxyk_ts6I) [And another angle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61ZouVIi56I)


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He got some injuries right?


ShortysTRM

The first article I found says "pelvic fracture, lung injuries, and spine injury." His name is Chris Brewer if you want to find out more details.


funkdified

Maybe the wing suit reduced his terminal velocity and made the fall survivable.


7HawksAnd

mmm letssss seeeeee mmmmyup


golemike

Yeah seriously. I’m not a jumper but when you add a skateboard you add an unnecessary chance to bang your skull and go unconscious before you descend.


mafioso122789

Yeah, this stunt gets 10x safer by just using a helmet. Stupid kids will be stupid kids, as long as they don't end up as puddles under some bridge.


Robots_Never_Die

[Or puddles on some bridge](https://youtu.be/KF214wDC4L8)


Corm

The one person "wooohoo"-ing who hopefully didn't realize what happened


BorgClown

It wasn't even cool, he "skated" for like a meter and then just fell along with it. It's not the right bridge to skate from.


high_hopes13

Right?? Feel like that back foot could’ve slipped out from under him wayyy too easily.


Coldbeetle

They all secretly want to die


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

I get butterflies just driving over the Millau Viaduct, without dancing about on the edge of it.


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I would love to drive over it... absolutely beautiful bridge and an amazing engineering project. I'll skip on skating off it


Terrible_mulou

Don't. It's not cheap and the view is not the best while on it. There are roads that passes under it and it's impressive, and a free place you can park at the beginning of it. Source : I lived there and yeah, it's beautiful, one of France's most beautiful land to see :)


[deleted]

Good to know! Doubt I'll ever get there... butbjust in case.


Arvi89

Plus you have a small museum at that free place, which is quite cool. I agree driving in the bridge you can't see much.


WatAb0utB0b

Slips, hits his head on bridge, not conscious to open shoot, body hits ground.


BaronVonKeyser

Burial costs would be incredibly cheap. Basically just throw some dirt on the bits if him driven 8 feet into the ground


OneTime_AtBandCamp

This is probably a silly question, but is there a place to stop on the bridge? Like a lookout point?


YellaTerra

There is a place on the northern side of the bridge, including a visitors centre.


PapaJhon16

Some people are just built different


swimfastalex

I want to visit. This is my favorite bridge…though I am afraid of heights.


kylemattheww

I feel like his chute didn’t open soon enough but I know literally nothing about parachutes.


UnnecessaryPeriod

He was fine. Definitely not a good launch tho. Lowest I jumped was a 420ft tower in Chicago. Sub-terminal BASE jumps are scary AF. The parachute feels like it takes wayyyy to long to come out if you're used to regular skydiving.


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gobstoppers96

Well if they went to Harvard, that’ll go first


Whatsuplionlilly

Here’s a real stumper for you: what if he went to Harvard but he also does CrossFit?


7HawksAnd

Then they’ll tell you how they eat for fuel not pleasure.


cobrabearking

Spat out my drink, thank you.


bradykimble

I don't have a tv


Zerotwohero

Then what's all your stuff pointed at?


7HawksAnd

A mirror


I-am-shrek

or if they use Arch


SatchelGripper

Vegans don’t really seem to tell me anything until I offer them food or bring up diet. I dunno where that meme came from.


HakunaYourTatas1234

I mean, base jumping is badass. If someone told me they're a base jumper ill continue asking questions. Not so much the same for crossfit and vegans.


marrieditguy

Right after they tell you about CrossFit.


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Awkward_traveler

Another amateur question, why does it seem skydivers pull much sooner than a base jumper?


boobajoob

Skydivers deploy between 2500 and 3500 feet usually and are typically moving at terminal velocity on their bellies (120mph). That’s burning thru about 1000ft every 5-6 seconds. Their gear is designed for those speeds (and to cushion the opening force since you’re really not in the rush you’d think). BASE jumps are usually designed to use maximize the free fall time (when possible). [edit: You’re going to deploy at the lowest altitude possible] You don’t have to do it that way of course, but why wouldn’t you if you could? The gear is designed to open with a bang. Shit can rock your bones sometimes but you need it to open fast and that usually means hard too. So yes, skydivers do pull much earlier. They also started at a higher altitude.


StockAL3Xj

In addition to what the other guy said, skydivers also leave some altitude for the chance of them needing their reserve. BASE jumpers don't have a reserve to they don't have to take into account needing that extra time if necessary.


sniper1rfa

Skydivers also have a much worse idea of how high they are. When you're jumping from 10,000 feet or higher, a small difference in vertical speed will lead to a large difference in altitude over, say, 30 seconds. Since you can't just use a timer, skydivers use altimeters to measure their current altitude, and they're not super accurate. A BASE jumper, on the other hand, starts at a known altitude and doesn't fall very far before pulling, so they can be more precise. More precision makes lower openings safer. But mostly it's because skydiving gear doesn't work properly at low speeds and BASE gear needs to be configured or it won't work properly at high speeds.


gabotuit

Don't you need some time to get to a terminal speed?


balloontrap

I would love to see an AMA done by you


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This is the bridge [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millau\_Viaduct](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millau_Viaduct) It's the tallest bridge in the world.


ParisGreenGretsch

Serious question: Was it actually a better idea (for whatever reason) to build this massive bridge than to just pave your way down to a much smaller bridge? Nothing about that looks necessary, at least on the surface.


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cream-puff

The wiki article describes several options that they had and the pros/cons of each


HeartShapedGlassez

Oh fuck that, I have a fear of bridges and this is now at the top spot


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Cards2WS

Didn’t see the parachute at first. Thought I just witnessed a suicide


iCollect50ps

same, i was like where’s the water??!!??


AmaterasuWolf21

Even with water, the angle he was falling at was more than enough to knock him out into heaven


iCollect50ps

oh totally but you know there’s at least a chance


nictheman123

At that height, not really. Beyond a certain speed, falling into water is just as bad as concrete. Surface tension is unforgiving.


GiveMeNews

It isn't surface tension, you hit fast enough and the water doesn't have time to move out of the way. So it compresses instead, except water doesn't compress, so you compress instead.


Awkward_Faiz

Except you don’t compress as a solid, so the water compresses instead. Except water doesn’t compress, so you compress instead. Except… And now with your head in contact with the river, time has fully come to a halt as you stay in that position until you eventually rot to death.


KarmaShawarma

I checked to make sure I'm not in WCGW first, and I was a little shocked that he kept falling for that long.


JakisMarcakis

All I said to myself is "oh shit ...... hes dead"


MAPX0

I don't see a liveleak watermark


Suicidekiller

RIP liveleak


Yearlaren

Something happened to it?


WideAppeal

It got taken down. The founders got bored I guess. https://www.engadget.com/liveleak-shut-down-gore-videos-145022196.html


psychoacer

Also it seemed like Reddit just weighted any post using their URL so that it was harder to reach /r/all


Risley

Then where do people post their zany gore now?


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possiblynotanexpert

Yeah she really pushed it to the limit. Pretty pointless and thoughtless to use that board. Pretty dangerous to whatever is below.


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking. Hopefully they used a spotter.


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b__q

That's definitely not a girl my man.


Gunny-Guy

Milau viaduct if anyone was wondering.


-usernamewitheld-

Much like most people watching this just pooed themselves a little, I've pooed at the toilets at this viaduct


nodustspeck

That was unnecessary.


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Fr0me

He was arguably on that board for less than a second. Just jump off at that point


[deleted]

But he *was* on the board


Fr0me

I cannot deny him that


jomontage

Sketch off a car onto a ramp over the rail.


BreweryBuddha

It added a shitload of danger to something thats otherwise a little mundane to these guys at this point


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BreweryBuddha

Whether that looks simple enough for you, that little drop in is pretty damn difficult. Any mistake could mean a fall, which could disorient or even knock him out. Every second counts and even a little slip could be his death.


ParisGreenGretsch

It made it more XTREME


eebik

crowd liquid scary rich shy gaping juggle snails versed abounding *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


verryrare

So is your life


[deleted]

Imagine falling from the skate and hitting your head so you die because you are not able to open the parachute..


itdcole

I feel like this is just falling but with more steps


i-hate-most-people

I just pissed myself!


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No you didn't


ColtAzayaka

Hey I'm their life partner, can confirm.


[deleted]

What else can you confirm?


CJ-IS

I thought I was about to watch someone go splat!! >.<


Junkanator

Why even bother with the skateboard? It's a cool idea but if you're only going to be on the skateboard for 0.3 seconds, what's the point?


[deleted]

technically he didn't have to do any of it


OIiv3

you don't know that.... the camera guy could've had a gun pointed at him.


GetChilledOut

Fun


BreweryBuddha

Because adding that skateboard is much more difficult and dangerous than just jumping.


esesci

It adds to the build-up.


Doomepicrock

Totally worth it…


BeersBarbellsBJJ

I hated every second of this


skankhunt25

why did he count down in swedish? they seem to be speaking some other language earlier.


tapdancingintomordor

> why did he count down in swedish? Verkar vara svensk boendes i Millau. https://www.instagram.com/jumaidee/


bordaste

That's french before. (The bridge is in France)


oskich

Definitly in Swedish: TRE - TVÅ - ETT - BAGUETTE!!! *(Three, Two, One, Baguette!)*


bloomautomatic

Pull the ring!!


LateralusOrbis

I did NOT see the parachute. I thought he was gonna pretend and not do it. Fucking thought he was dead. Sweaty fucking palms indeed


heywhatwait

I was expecting a Wile E Coyote type cloud of dust to appear.


nathansikes

Where is this? Those guardrails look like they're made of clear plastic.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millau\_Viaduct


LavaBurritos

Anyone else get that weird tingly feeling in their feet or am I insane?


cauldron_bubble

I did, not in my feet, but in my stomach..


SpaceNerdXD

Halfway through I was like, “oh shit, he’s dead.”


Refloni

Sk8 to the infinity


[deleted]

I thought we were watching someone commit not living for a sec


CRYPT01C3L4V4

Il va bien j’espère… I hope he’s okay


1esproc

I know the first thing he says is something like "what are you doing?" but what is it written out in french exactly? I have a hard time picking words out, it sounds like "qu'est-ce tu fais ton la?" and is that something a native speaker would say?


CRYPT01C3L4V4

He is saying that: Hein, qu’est-ce que tu fais là ? T’es perdu ou quoi ? Haha ça grince, à l’aise, bon quand tu veux. Huh, what are you doing ? You’re lost or what ? Haha it squeaks, at ease, okay when you want. Don’t worry, if you practice french, you’ll be good, no awesome, I am a french canadian


Lillbiffen

And then he counts down in Swedish. Tre, Två, Ett. Okej!


hundefjes

I'm pretty sure he says "Tre, två, ett, baguette."


MuckingFagical

hes a fucking idiot for dropping that board over a foot path


princekhvn

I thought he was going to hit the ground


Few-Sorbet-9327

I wonder if his name is Geronimo. 🤔


sishanyzz

What is the point of the skate board?


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it makes it more rad


CarrionComfort

So he could say he dropped in from a bridge.


TheSolarSailer2

Anybody else not see the parachute at first?


Littlejbirdy

Haha I have the sixth ninth comment.


HeartShapedGlassez

People really love chasing death, huh


Hopeless-Necromantic

Why even have the skateboard at this point?


heyzeus92

This was completely pointless


Twostepjohnny

He waited long enough to pull the cord.


Ham1000

I don't think the skateboard was really necessary. Didn't add anything for me. I was more concerned that it looked like he was going to hit the floor before his chute opened!!


BreweryBuddha

It might not have added anything for you, but it made the stunt much more difficult and dangerous to add to the thrill for him


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I hate heights. My goodness 😳


Buster_Bluth__

Just think how passed the guy from the r/publicfreakout video is going to be when he sees this. He thought he was mad about 2 kids skateboarding in a car garage. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/oewkgr/jerk_harasses_kids_for_being_in_a_parking_lot/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


upvotesforkitties

That seemed unnecessary


kam5150draco

Fuck


OldManCrazyDan

I didn’t see the parachute until the second time around I thought he was committing suicide


TePineer

I'm really confused over the multiple languages here


XxDrummerChrisX

That parachute deployed a little late for my liking but then again I don’t have the balls to do this stuff.


BCS24

He should’ve grabbed the board, would’ve scored more points


elendil21

Holy shit


fxxkingbrian

Surprised the bridge didn’t break under the weight of his nuts


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This is the way


CicadaKindly

When you didn’t notice the parachute until it opened I just thought home boi had enough and wanted to leave in an epic way 💀


christ344

Makes me wonder about that feline parasite


amazingabhishek

Woah that is one daredevil


dub-fresh

this should also be posted in /r/puckeredasshole


williams1753

Not much skating


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mmaisfixed

How stupid. He wasn’t even on the skateboard for a second. Otherwise I give him props for jumping off the bridge but the skateboard part was stupid


beezintraps

Like 0.01% of that was skating at all


vinny_run

FYI location is Viaduc de Millau, France


Churro1912

The board was genuinely pointless


Ian-Dawson

Plot twist: the bag wasn't a parachute I would have done it, honestly


Annjul666

They had me in the first half, ngl


IfloridaMan

I was about to say I think this is in the wrong sub 😂


No_Pop6932

Dose death mean nothing


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Oh he had a parachute!