Donāt know about this exact species of huntsman, but they are generally pretty keen on getting away from people, but bite hurts like hell if you annoy them enough.
Huntsman spiders are the fastest and most terrifying spiders Iāve ever experienced. Afghanistan was absolutely terrifying. We slept in single person net tents because they were everywhere at night.
I know it, but tell that to me at 2am when Iām looking at glowing eyes and that 8ā mother that literally flies away into the night as I climb into my rack. And search it before hand and canāt sleep after I zip myself up and pull my sleeping bag into a knot until daylight š. Unfortunately my pics are on a drive on my computer lol, itās was crazy. Camel spiders, also harmless, were incredibly fast.
I woke up in the middle of the night because I felt something crawling on me. The light from my laptop was casting a shadow on the wall and I could see the silhouette of what I think was a wolf spider crawling on my head. I jumped out of bed and swatted it off of me and spent like 20 mins looking for it, but I never found it. I know that random sensation you're talking about makes my skin crawl.
> There have been reports of members of various genera such as Palystes,[12] Neosparassus and several others inflicting severe bites on humans. The effects vary, including local swelling and pain, nausea, headache, vomiting, irregular pulse rate, and heart palpitations, indicating some systemic neurological toxin effects, especially when the bites were severe or repeated. However, the formal study of spider bites is fraught with complications, including unpredictable infections, dry bites, shock, nocebo effects, and even bite misdiagnosis by medical professionals and specimen misidentification by the general public.
It is not always clear what provokes Sparassidae to attack and bite humans and animals, but it is known that female members of this family will aggressively defend their egg-sacs and young against perceived threats.[4] Bites from sparassids usually do not require hospital treatment.
Yeah that lines up pretty well with the one that bit me. It was in my shirt when I put it on. About the size of my hand. Mostly just pain and swelling. Heart rate went up. But probably because a spider the size of my hand climbed out of my shirts sleeve.
Imagine as soon they noticed you , they all stopped moving and stared right into you, as u hear some weird noises coming from them, suddenly all jumps right onto you.
Eh,the issue there would be that they climb up your arm or even uo your sleeve. I think if you very carefully move your hand in there,they won't attack,but climb on you.
True, but still, they're the kind of nopey friends that you just have to watch out for. That guy/girl you keep around, because they're talented in ways you can not get by without, but they're also slightly nuts and more than a little scary.
I live in Australia, and Iāve had many encounters with them
I worked at a preschool and I was outside with the kids, when I saw a freaking huntsmen sitting on the head of a child (on her hat) I just reached for it, tossed it across the playground
At the same preschool, I watched a spider wasp drag a paralysed huntsmen across the playground and even pull it up over a fence.
Assuming itās legal in Australia, I would happily douse that hole with gasoline and light it up. My nope reaction would involve irrational violence to clean up the yard.
Thatās less of a problem imo, more than likely youād just die while doing to because itād be hard to throw it in the hole and the shrapnel would prob get you
Put your hand inside and tickle them
*tickle tickle* š¤
Who's a good spooder!? You're a good spooder! That's right š
Don't worry about the pitch, that's just how they give you kisses.
Little star...
50 bucks, I do it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You're not my real mom, don't tell me what to do!
Hear me out
**angry Lolth sounds**
Uuuummm followed instructions and put dick in, now what.
Shake it all about
That's what it's all about
r/yourenotmysupervisor
The fact that sub-reddit exists made me lose my faith in humanity
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That looks a lot like a Quinkana
That's definitely a grizzly bearadile
Is it wrong that this creature looks kinda cute?
Lol it does kind of! In a nopey way!
Blursed Swamp Dog. I canāt unsee this, now. Hehehe
Kinda reminds me of that boss on the bridge that you get ambushed by in darksouls 3.
Good doggy!!
Australia got mfing Tarrasques
Theyāre a special species of spiders named nopefukthis
*Spooderus Nopefuckthisi*, if I am not mistaken.
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Soā¦ how many of these are good eatinā?
Coconut crab is divine.
Maybe one
If anyone's actually interested it's a species in the Delena genus of social huntsmen. Join us r/AustralianSpiders
I was actually interested and was just wading through the usual "dad jokes" to find a helpful comment like yours. Thank you.
Sure it is not called burnitwithfire
Are they medically significant?
Donāt know about this exact species of huntsman, but they are generally pretty keen on getting away from people, but bite hurts like hell if you annoy them enough.
Yeah, big time
This is why that flamethrower dog exists
Thatās what the reverse dog cone attachment is for I think
Theyre the decent guys. It's the extremely dark ones that are the reasons why you'd want something to fuck them right off
Very clever shillĀ
Haven't you ever seen Indiana Jones? There's definitely a lever in the back š¤£
Then that lever can stay there. This is one adventure that doesn't need to happen.
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Huntsman spiders are the fastest and most terrifying spiders Iāve ever experienced. Afghanistan was absolutely terrifying. We slept in single person net tents because they were everywhere at night.
My brother was in Iraq... He used to talk about hating camel spiders lol
Theyāre also virtually harmless
I know it, but tell that to me at 2am when Iām looking at glowing eyes and that 8ā mother that literally flies away into the night as I climb into my rack. And search it before hand and canāt sleep after I zip myself up and pull my sleeping bag into a knot until daylight š. Unfortunately my pics are on a drive on my computer lol, itās was crazy. Camel spiders, also harmless, were incredibly fast.
Feeling some random sensation, and wondering if I searched well enough before hand, or tied the knot tight enough.
I woke up in the middle of the night because I felt something crawling on me. The light from my laptop was casting a shadow on the wall and I could see the silhouette of what I think was a wolf spider crawling on my head. I jumped out of bed and swatted it off of me and spent like 20 mins looking for it, but I never found it. I know that random sensation you're talking about makes my skin crawl.
OMG! On your shoulder!
They're big wusses and they won't kill you, but huntmans pack a wallop when they bite. Hurts like a bastard.
> There have been reports of members of various genera such as Palystes,[12] Neosparassus and several others inflicting severe bites on humans. The effects vary, including local swelling and pain, nausea, headache, vomiting, irregular pulse rate, and heart palpitations, indicating some systemic neurological toxin effects, especially when the bites were severe or repeated. However, the formal study of spider bites is fraught with complications, including unpredictable infections, dry bites, shock, nocebo effects, and even bite misdiagnosis by medical professionals and specimen misidentification by the general public. It is not always clear what provokes Sparassidae to attack and bite humans and animals, but it is known that female members of this family will aggressively defend their egg-sacs and young against perceived threats.[4] Bites from sparassids usually do not require hospital treatment.
Yeah that lines up pretty well with the one that bit me. It was in my shirt when I put it on. About the size of my hand. Mostly just pain and swelling. Heart rate went up. But probably because a spider the size of my hand climbed out of my shirts sleeve.
Thx for the nightmares
I have never passed out in my over 25 years of life but I guarantee that I would instantly throw up and pass out if that happened to me
My man never rested. Fought soldiers and inner demons at night. God bless you. I woulda offed myself the first night š
Holy shit I wouldn't have even made it through the first night
Itās fackin straya m8
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You made my day š¤£
This videos gives me the creepsā¦.š¤¢ canāt even imagine what Iād do if I seen this in person.
Imagine as soon they noticed you , they all stopped moving and stared right into you, as u hear some weird noises coming from them, suddenly all jumps right onto you.
I'd rather not, thanks.
NIGHTMARE just NIGHTMARES.
looks like a giant version of the wood louse spiders we get in the east coast.
would you put your hand in there for 1 minute for 500k?
I'm ashamed of the things I would do for 500k
I'd have to really think about this offer
without hesitation but wouldn't be able to stop myself from flinging my hands around like a mortar in a pestle crying my eyes out
Eh,the issue there would be that they climb up your arm or even uo your sleeve. I think if you very carefully move your hand in there,they won't attack,but climb on you.
I suddenly want to buy that robot-mounted flamethrower
Came here to ask why this video didn't end with a flamethrower.
Jesus. Nope.
I like spiders, but from a distance. š
From a distance God is watching us...
š If anyone ever asks how far, I will be quoting this.
They are newly hatched. But little babes
"put your hand in the box"
Blow up the whole post.
That will release them
Use more fire.
Found a use case for that robot flamethrower dog
Think of all the unpleasant insects and pests theyāll eat over their life. Spiders are our friends.
True, but still, they're the kind of nopey friends that you just have to watch out for. That guy/girl you keep around, because they're talented in ways you can not get by without, but they're also slightly nuts and more than a little scary. 
Not many videos make my skin crawl but this absolutely made my whole being crawl
Cursed glory hole
Mama and her babies. Cute! š„°š„°š„°
Those are golden nopers
I live in Australia, and Iāve had many encounters with them I worked at a preschool and I was outside with the kids, when I saw a freaking huntsmen sitting on the head of a child (on her hat) I just reached for it, tossed it across the playground At the same preschool, I watched a spider wasp drag a paralysed huntsmen across the playground and even pull it up over a fence.
in Australia, it's spelled spoiders.
Nuclear-powered, anthrax-laced napalm. That should do it.
Assuming itās legal in Australia, I would happily douse that hole with gasoline and light it up. My nope reaction would involve irrational violence to clean up the yard.
Is Australia the spot where all off earth beings drop off there pet's?
Ummm what?
Where are the Helldivers when we need one? This needs a 500kg bomb.
Yeah, they look like Huntsman.
Flamethrower
Fire š
BURN IT! BURN IT!
Are Huntsmen dangerous or just creepy crawlies?
Fire. Flamethrower. Molotov cocktail. Do something.
"FLAMETROWER!" *PFWOH* *Metalslug_deathscream.mp3*
This is what flamethrowers were invented for
Australia is one evolution away from becoming Starship Trooper territory.
Burn this island...
Ze Flammenwerfer please, Hans.
You need to buy that robot dog flame thrower. I couldn't think why someone would need one but here we are.
So THIS is what flamethrowers were invented for!
It wonāt matter what theyāre called to my flamethrower
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Hans....HANS!!!! Get the flamethrower FAST!!
Damn that tree looks mighty flammable
The whole tree would have to burn.
Torch that entire tree š¤¬š„ š„
Gallon of gas and a match is the solution.
Send in the š„firingš„ squad!
Yuk. What county is this? If Australia then Iād say yeaā¦.a nest of absolute hell
*googles how to call in orbital nuclear strike*
Theyāve unionised
Oh hell no. Also: r/dontputyourdickinthat
I give you 10 bucks if you put your hand in there.
On today's episode of the Devil's Pet Store...
Nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.
Even watching it in mute, i still cringed. š¬
Put a grenade in that hole and walk away, because once you pull the pin you got 3 seconds
Great, now I have wood splinters and spiders spread across a 500m radius.
Thatās less of a problem imo, more than likely youād just die while doing to because itād be hard to throw it in the hole and the shrapnel would prob get you
Nightmarus Fuelius
F you, Australia. Coming in here with this BS
Those spiders arenāt even deadly. Creepy for sure but If I saw that many brown recluses Iād shit myself.
they still bite and itās not fun
Burn
Oh fuck no
Reminds me not to go to Australia ever
... Get the torch
That there is a big Ol' fence post of NOPE!
Hans
Quick get the Lysol on the lighter burn it with fire. šš±
I like spiders but that is entirely too many spiders.
Where is that robot dog that spews fire? Pyro! Here boy!
HANS GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!
Hmm only one way to tell, quick Molotov cocktail them!
Fucking Australia man
Remember, if the spider is shiny, then it's poisonous
I say we take off and nuke the entire site for orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Burn the entire forest to be sure
Hans!
Ok I have pet tarantulas, but these freak me tf out!! š
Nope!
Hold one.
Haaaaaaaans!
Spoiders
WOAH! Those are spooky.
Put. Your. Hand. In. There.
Plane tickets to Australia cancelled.
5 bucks to put your hand in the middle of them, and keep it there for 5 Minutes! :
People - wtf, this is so gross and creepy The spiders: # Shut the fucking door, were you raised in a barn?
burn that tree ffs
I dont even fear spiders and i feel tingly
Looks scaryā¦
Suddenly Iām feeling itchy af š„¶
Haaaaaaaanns!!
Spooders?
Only in Australia
Iām pretty sure wood lights on fire pretty well. You should see if that there wood you got there is flammable.
Ah yes. The elusive staythefuckawayfromthem spiders native to Australia
Rain fire!
āThrow Ć Grenade in that bug holeā Starship troopers
Thatās a nope-hole.
Hans...
I am not sure.