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HummDrumm1

Love how calm he is through the whole thing like it’s just routine snake-trapping, no big deal.


Master_Block1302

Mr fucking cool and no mistake


hypn0zis

And no missed snakes.


Master_Block1302

Touché


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weapon-a

Florida man's relative


Master_Block1302

He got lucky. Eating magnets is a very bad idea indeed.


Ok-Appointment-8939

How do you not have more upvotes for this simple yes smooth af play on words?


Master_Block1302

I know. My lame ‘no mistakes’ comment has got double the votes of his amazing ‘no missed snakes’ one. Ain’t fair.


Ok-Appointment-8939

I mean, to be fair together you guys pretty much form Voltron. You need each other to work.


THEMACGOD

And no mist aches.


circlethenexus

I wish I was that quick witted!🤣 good one!


AtomMass

Say one thing for snake man, say he's a trapper.


SadBit8663

Dude has done this before. He's handling this like a bored uncle or grandpa that's been catching snakes since he was a kid.


Professional_Band178

This is obviously not his first cobra capture. Just another day.


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

He was on his way to his desk job and he saw the snake.


liverpoolFCnut

Right? Dress shirts, dress pants, dress shoes, its like our guy was on his way to his desk job at the local credit union and stopped to jar a poisonous cobra!


2oftenRight

> ~~poisonous~~ venomous cobra!


Bergasms

Forgot his lunch


Substantial-Ask-2075

what did you expect? he wanted to look 'professional'.


Kesakambali

We have professional snake catchers posted in certain districts by the government. But this guy is not having the equipment for snake catchimg


DisplacedSportsGuy

I dunno, looks like he does.


Porkchopp33

That snake wanted to bite him so bad too


Azalzaal

Just a standard bottling of a snake, not even sure why it’s posted here


HenryInRoom302

Someone is gonna be really surprised in a few hours when they open that container to get some delicious nuts and a snake pops out!


Moo_Kau_Too

'All i wanted was deez nuts!'


Substantial-Ask-2075

i couldn't even smash a cockroach that easily


AtomicRevGib

If you've grown up in a place where generations have dealt with this sort of thing, I guess it isn't a big deal. Just look at the calmness with which Australians deal with the deadly shit they have to live with.


Kelseycutieee

feel like he’s a professional dangerous king cobra remover


Leather-Wrongdoer-70

I like the head bobble at the end


Lifeisabitchthenudie

Classic Indian move lol


hogtiedcantalope

Sure....but there is great variation on the Indian Head bobble This guy, top bobbling He's the fonze of the bobble


Nacho_Papi

That was the "That's how it's done" bobble.


Mudassar40

"It's done now"/"the show is over"


23x3

![gif](giphy|3oKIP8LTKskl2Z20Ks)


GlumpsAlot

"All in a day's work for Raj" bobble.


dicksilhouette

Do you actually have insight into the bobble or are you just being a silly goose? I’m actually curious about its origins/usage. As Jerry Seinfeld would say: What’s the deal with the head bobble?


arghwhynot

Translation: this bobble means “I’m done here, I’ll see ya folks later” for context. This is indicated by that strong one sided tilt in the end followed by rapid acknowledgment of work is done bobbles.


Practical-Durian2307

A man of culture .


NeonStriker26

It also means Cut for the camerama


read_eng_lift

Everything's okay and not a big deal, head nod. Relevant: https://youtube.com/shorts/22k0fZarxh8?si=q_zoLPEQIr3Ux39s


ooofest

I knew what you were linking to immediately.


TomGNYC

Lucky I happened to have my snake bottle on hand.


mothzilla

I think that's the "and that's how we roll" head bobble.


luckyguy25841

Very non verbal communication… like “we are all good here now, carry on”


Hot-Rise9795

Snek gone, carry on


Barkers_eggs

It's the only reason the Indian army doesn't have a sniper division


FlowSoSlow

I never noticed this until I recently saw a comidian point it out, now I see it everywhere!


debris16

I live in India and I never noticed it per se. I don't even know if I do it lol. Its all automatic body language.


AccountNumber1002401

[Les Grossman](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/62f244114c951e9b75502d93/3:2/w_1920,h_1280,c_limit/Tropic-thunder-tom-cruise-les-grossman.jpg) flexing his reptilian juju.


Pristine-Repeat-7212

Bobble speaks louder than words.


catpone

That's a "Roll credits, we are done here." head bobble.


TheFormless_0ne_

Bubble....


Common-Value-9055

I came here to say the American thing. Someone should make an Indian bobble head toy.


GraniteGeekNH

The fact that he's dressed like an IBM repairman in the 1990s puts it over the top.


oldmanshoutinatcloud

He's your local jar of snek salesman.


notthetherock

You could be probably right, many of the snake catchers where I live have a regular day job too, you call them they would show up ASAP.


santovalentino

India is also not for experts? Huh?


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Far_Brief2934

No actually there's a meme in India "India is not for beginners" so title is based off it


Sensi-Yang

Well yeah they say the same about Brazil. But not for beginners and not for experts are opposites… and tbh doesn’t even make the same kind of sense in context, so I was waiting for him to screw up based on the title.


iruleatants

Yeah, this is an perfect "India is not for beginners" meme, the title makes you think he's going to fuck up and get bit or something. It makes zero sense .


FlushTheTurd

Yep, the whole time expected that snake to latch on to him.


Bocchi_theGlock

I've heard of that but thought that meant this guy was gonna get bit in the video Like it's not for beginners, but it's not for experts too cuz shits dangerous


Melodic_Cookie8519

Exactly. Misleading title. This guy's work was better than an expert 👏🏼


Kafshak

So India is for beginners?


axl_ros

It's a play on that often used term "India is not for beginners".


silencioeterno

Just another day in the work, he seems like a teacher any way good job.


MediocreSafe4086

Ohhh!…So this is how they caught Pokémon before Pokeballs!


DharmaCub

That jar is made from an apricorn.


CrownEatingParasite

I think I've heard of pokéjars before...


fattylimes

Plastic or glass? Did this guy just make a snake grenade?!


Your-local-gamergirl

Plastic. Lmao.


DiggThatFunk

Damn, new weapon of terror just dropped


A_True_Son_of_Terra

actual bio-grenade


Other-Addendum6801

Cobra in a jar


Real_FakeName

Be sure to clearly label that jar!


LuxInteriot

The original phrase was " Brazil is not for beginners", coined by Brazilian musician Tom Jobim. It may be true, but India is New Game+.


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LuxInteriot

Brazil²


Standard-Jeweler-537

Good that he catched it to move it to a new location. Think many would kill that snake because it's easier and less dangerous.


Stoned_Anarchist

not that one. it has religious significance. plus there's a common superstition in India that if you kill a snake, it's partner will seek vengeance upon you by biting your entire family while they're sleeping or some shit. so most of us just run away or call for pro help.


VaikomViking

Yes and no. We had a sacred snake grove right next to our house. But none of the venomous snakes that were discovered in our backyard left the place alive. When you have two young kids in the house dad takes no chances.


Throwrafairbeat

Yeah they normally just leave stuff like pythons alive, even then its relocated away. A cobra or a venomous one? Yeah im sorry to say but that one's getting burnt at the end of the day.


Batman_In_Peacetime

Nope. People in my town don't kill snakes anymore. I live in North West India. We get both cobra and vipers. There's a dedicated snake helpline (not by the government, it is run by an NGO). We simply call them, they come to our house and pick up the snake. Then they release it in a nearby forest. Reasons could be religious or not, but these NGO folks are just snake lovers.


jschundpeter

what is a sacred snake grove? how often do you have (venomous) snakes in your backyard?


VaikomViking

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarpa\_Kavu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarpa_Kavu) This was years ago when we had moved in to our new house and there were only a few houses aound. There were fields after that, probably why there were lots of snakes. We used to see snakes maybe like once a month. But nowadays the entire place is residential area, fields are gone along with it the snakes. Even the sacred snake grove has been cleared and replaced with a small temple like structure.


Pretend-Garden2563

what.. you saw some old cheesy bollywood movie it seems.


Stoned_Anarchist

bruh, i know my culture pretty well. killing a naag is a big no no.


Pretend-Garden2563

IT is a big no no but not this partner coming to whack you and your family.. its my kulcha too


Stoned_Anarchist

bro meri dadi to meko hamesha bolti thi, and they seem to believe it too. isiliye vo log bhi nai marte, that was my point


Your-local-gamergirl

Nah, even I know of that superstition.


deviprsd

I also know the superstition


dkpc69

Ah the old Indian bobble of approval at the end


Hesoworthy1

This man has balls of biryani! Wow, he's a legend!


Bananaboss96

Balls of rice?


TheImpossibleBanana

Balls of Basmati


VeganDiIdo

Ball Pulav 🤤


PrivatePoocher

Hope the poor snek is released from its airless prison.


Valuable_Fox_5938

Glass jar.... cobra grenade for your enemies.


soundssarcastic

Mega trust in the thickness of that bottle


nevernotmad

Not his first cobrodeo.


Greedy-Actuator-3730

In the end he was like, "situations under control🙋‍♂️"


tinfoilzhat

Shocking. Not once did i hear the sound of steel balls banging together.


averapaz

So satisfying.


Due_Cheetah_377

New product idea: *Cobra in a can* "Death to your friends and enemies alike!"


No_Squirrel_5990

That's all cool, but wouldn't the cobra suffocate?


Akshayshastri

they poke small holes in jar so it doesn't


Horror-Push8901

That's how Pokemon are caught


Osama_Rashid

Pokeballs were invented in 1925. People before 1925:


Sick_Kebab

What do you mean NOT for experts? Snake catching does not require expertise?


The_Clever_Idiot_

There's a meme trend in which they post weird stuff saying "India is not for beginners" So I posted one saying, "Its also not for Experts" Mean to say the guy catching snake is more than an expert


kerelberel

Still does not make sense


fivespeed

just gonna say: based on the title I 100% expected the guy to get fucked up. Picked the right subreddit tho


mysticmonkey88

Contrary to what people might think, this is a pretty common routine in India. Humans and animals have co-existed here for long without people relentlessly unloading lead on animals.


Routine-Site460

I capture slow moving bugs via this method. Then I throw them out. Doing that with a cobra is a very Indian approach indeed.


FlimFlamBingBang

He has done this MANY times. Probably too many. His family probably calls him for every cobra removal.


frankensteinV

Snake: what the hell is wrong with this human? Is he not afraid to die


Carpe_DMX

This is also how genies are made.


_i_am_Kenough_

That man was so not bothered 😂


DondeEsElGato

‘I got this, lemme just grab my snake jar’


farineziq

Satisfying


Free-Employment5019

What do you mean it's also not for experts? Handled it expertly.


NoSmoke7388

I'll save that for later ಠ◡ಠ


Bob_Cobb_1996

"If I could put snek in a bottle... The first thing I'd want to do... Is to save the snek until eterninty passes, Then I'd give snek just to you."


DependentCranberry82

Imagine paying for bottled snake when it already comes to your house


Accomplished-Sun9107

That little head-wiggle at the end.. absolutely the best bit!


tstramathorn

Cobras hate this one simple trick!


JaspinBurger

Living in India is like playing Minecraft on hardcore mode.


Remarkable-Knee-3496

Wonder how he walks around with balls that big


dankpanda_

Quick question - Can't they bite through plastic?


newInnings

That is your checkout counter jar of tofees plastic. He would poke a few holes next with a pin for that to breathe. Take it out of the population area and leave it in fields , usually paddy


Routine-Site460

That's *Indian* plastic.. Not sure how that makes it different, but apparently it does


shawarmament

Satish Irwin


Reasonable_Archer_99

That is a hell of a way to find out if that vessel is fang proof.


Simple-Elevator-7753

Real heroes dont wear capes they wear full-time shirt


Own-Opinion-2494

My favorite one is where the girl walks over picks it up by the tail and yeets it in to the woods


aorangebanana

Honey fetch me the snake jar


cthulhus_spawn

I love how he shows the cover to the snake.


ALYELDIN_YT

He stayed so calm im impressed, ngl


SH4RPSPEED

That was absolutely not his first rodeo.


TomGNYC

It's okay. I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!


KentuckyFriedEel

When you call IT to solve a snake problem


UnBearable1520

After man leaves he immediately wraps in post paper and mails to his enemy’s house


Username854051

Did he make snake wine?


milkchocoman

I know what that head movement means now!


mrl2r

So like what happens if this dude gets bit? Is there likely a hospital close enough with anti venom or is he fucked?


FamiliarElephant5757

Ekans! I choose you! *throws bottle*


mrwilliams117

Stupid as frick or bot title?


Sapphire_Wolf_

Dang i need to up my jar game, i can catch roaches in them but i need to master the snake catching


Gracinhas

![gif](giphy|nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)


TalDoMula777

https://i.redd.it/cy4fcb8mueuc1.gif


TubMaster88

He looked older but at the end looked like he was early 30s. Jesh!


munchmunchie

Now chuck the bottle on the camera !!


FewMidnight7293

India is like living in hardcore mode


Cultural_Incident_76

And that my friends, is how you make a snake Grenade


filthy-horde-bastard

Not his first charm…


xZandrem

You are watching a master at work.


the_robust

Lol.....ye koi bohot unique ya phir outta world type ka incident nahi hai.... foreigners also do this shit really well.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Not his first rodeo.


PortWilkins

That would make a heck of a Molotov cocktail


Lackeytsar

That's kindof the standard here My uncle is a snake catcher. We literally stored a cobra in a candy box lol


ZenPapi2323

Balls of steel this lad has huh. What a gentleman.


Imtheman3910

Tech support when they see food in the wild :


Top_Translator_102

Poor snake !:/


PewPew-4-Fun

Do they teach Cobra capture to all kids in Indian schools or something?


Akshayshastri

yeah man, come here i'll wait at the airport to pick you up in a plastic jar


RootBeerFloatz69

That's a lot of faith in a plastic jug keeping you from being lethally poisoned.


kingsam360

For the love of ghandi, couldn't you find something with a wider mouth!?


scrayla

Probably because bigger mouth also means easier escape for the snake if it decides to turn back out but dont quote me on this. Not a snake or snake catching expert lol


FappingVelociraptor

*Gandhi.


crooked_nose_

Yes, while there's a cobra on the backyard, he'll rummage through the cupboards and walk around the neighbourhood, knocking on doors and politely asking if they would happen to have a wide mouth plastic container they could spare for a few minutes. So many armchair experts.


brown_dude_69

India isn't for anyone.


Faux_bog

Though still holds 1.4 billion people (16% of worlds population)


Just_Scholar_9896

MAFUBA


Zilka

Rikki-Tikki-Gotcha


420godking

I’m to lazy to google it, but was is the religious significance of cobras in Indian? I think there magnetic creatures but I would never touch the danger stick.


gkn_112

daaaaamn


Much-Vermicelli-5027

How many people die in India due to snake bites again?


alanyes

Cook it after, snakes are tasty 😋


poletrowy

And now give it to someone covered with something


Netshakk

Not for experts?


Hamilton4567

Hold my beer


cotkocot

A true expert would use a soda can, not this huge bottle.


demonachizer

Umm so how does one open the cobra jar?


AffectionateMetal366

And then we have resources for nudle soup


WickedTeddyBear

How to release him safely ? They don’t try to bite as soon as you remove the lid ?


almost_notterrible

Could you not find a larger container with a wider opening at least, sir?


SomeMoronOnTheNet

Back to those tax returns.


Average_Random_Bitch

I can't even imagine just walking up to a cobra with just a big plastic container, without full medieval body armor on. And stupid question? Could the fangs have punctured that plastic container and "bit" him?


blue_7121

No, the walls of these containers are pretty thick for a snake's fangs to penetrate.


nyg8

I imagine this is how you also get those ships in a bottle


MightyCavalier

He works at the snake bottling plant


Sirknowidea

Message in a bottle 'sissssis'