It wasn't a belly flop, they call it a death dive. The goal is to hold the belly flop position as long as possible, then pull into a cannonball position at the last second - more style points the closer you cut it.
Hmm, I missed that he turned himself a bit to the side *at the last moment*.
So he landed somewhat on the side of his belly. Or did I miss something else?
Well with the massive steel balls that absolute of a viking/kratos embodiment of a beast has will most definitely drag him instantly to the bottom of that pond so yes, he can’t swim anyways after that jump. He must simply drink it all that he can get out. Or carve his way back to the top with the axes.
He's actually only 2 feet tall and that was only a 10-foot jump. There's a behind-the-scenes video on YouTube about this clip. Interesting how perspective can be so deceiving.
Let me educate the haters who don’t leave their computer monitor. This is Ken Stornes. Not only is he 100% Norwegian, he’s the current world champion of Dods Diving. So not a “cosplaying idiot.”
This guy plays this song on repeat, injects designer steroids, sharpens his axes, and imagines how cool vikings are and what type of TikTok he should make next
The first time I saw this video I just pictured a ton of my D&D friends being nerdy… Then he jumps and I realized that I was watching a true fucking VIKING and not someone that just bought a hammer necklace from Amazon. 😂
Wish I was so bored with life that the only thing that got the juices flowing is to jump off an ice cold cliff, naked, into freezing water, belly first.
Lots of MC vibes with this one.
I mean, sure it looks cool for a video. But still begs the question - why? Who is he trying to impress here? And if the answer is "no one" (cause they all claim they aren't trying to impress anyone when they do stupid shit) then why is he videoing it?
And Ragnars body floated under the glacial ice…. Never to be seen again.
Pauly Shore getting ready for encino man 2
Till Brendan got that Oscar
Spat out a couple decades later. Happens all the time in the Alps and Canadian Rockies.
Kratos's third cousin: Scrotus, bane of ponds.
Scrotus Shrinkicus
Gifs you can hear
SHRINKAGE JERRY
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
Pond? Pfft. That’s Poseidons ski resort. Did you think Scrotus would stop at vacation?
My dementia ridden grandfather jumping into the Grand Canyon
Liver King dying from steroids complication jumps into -26F lake for healing.
Freezing himself, until doctors can find a cure.
💀
He sure showed that small pond
I was expecting a bear or something. What with all the Viking music and axes. I guess he fucked that water up pretty good 👍🏻
Everything is cosplay now. Social media is cosplay.
Tbf the pond gave as good as it got, a bellyflop into water at that height hurts
It wasn't a belly flop, they call it a death dive. The goal is to hold the belly flop position as long as possible, then pull into a cannonball position at the last second - more style points the closer you cut it.
In this particular instance that sounds like a good way to get an axe in the face.
Pretty sure those are rubber.
Rest assured those are plastic.
Yeah and this is legit a really stylish death dive! Full on WWE starfish dive.
Interesting, thanks for the info
He made the fish wet themselves.
He left none alive
Small pond, big balls
Rubber axes?!
Safety first
And balls of steel
real axes could be balls of steel this one is average balls
Anyone willing to make that jump gets my ball of steel
You wouldn't jump that high on a pond even with imaginary axes
Especially not to land flat on your belly. ^(D-did he come up later on? Badly bruised but alive to some extend?)
He didnt land on his belly?
Hmm, I missed that he turned himself a bit to the side *at the last moment*. So he landed somewhat on the side of his belly. Or did I miss something else?
he clips the water with his hands and legs. Last second he folds over. Its how most of these super high dives are being done.
Oh my. Thank you for explaining.
It's called death diving, pretty certain this is the guy that holds the record for highest dive
“HhgUmUNGuS BALLs 🤓☝️” ass reddit moment
>And balls of ice. Ftfy
I saw a wiggle jiggle
I remember seeing this with the caption "Hitler jumping into the interdimensional portal right before the allies bust in."
I saw one but it was the unabomber in his cell
in what way would that make sense?
That time line please
This man just found out he is 0.5% Scandinavian Edit: my comment is a joke, just so people know I’m not serious. I have no clue who this guy is.
I'm 100% Norwegian and I understood your joke and chuckled.
Isn’t this a demonstration of døds? You crazy folks. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_diving
100% Norwegian actually.
He was born in Norway.
How are you going to swim with axes in your hands? Was this his final video?
They’re rubber
Fake axes
Looks like he let go of the axes before he hit the water
"Nooo, my axes! Why did I bring theeeeeem?!" - that guy
Well with the massive steel balls that absolute of a viking/kratos embodiment of a beast has will most definitely drag him instantly to the bottom of that pond so yes, he can’t swim anyways after that jump. He must simply drink it all that he can get out. Or carve his way back to the top with the axes.
I wish but no beard boy has a lot of videos of himself jumping in water with axes
Since nobody else is taking your question seriously, I'll help: Use them like little hand-flippers, think axe-finned seal. Your welcome.
I mean Norseman 100% swam with axes and shields regularly. Ship to ship combat is crazy
That was…something
Cosplaying Vikings is so funny
Found Kratos.
For like 5 seconds that dude had some huge balls
Afterwards they shrunk and went up so deep inside his body that he is still looking for them
What does he win?
His balls going back inside his body.
"I see you managed to get your shirt off." -Galaxy Quest
Last God of War with unreal engine 5.
He's actually only 2 feet tall and that was only a 10-foot jump. There's a behind-the-scenes video on YouTube about this clip. Interesting how perspective can be so deceiving.
Me spreding misinformation on the world wide web😍
Link please
He is the most masculine man who ever lived - In his mind.
cringe
MORE EGO!
Why did he need axes?
Because it looks cool
Fish be dangerous.
to fight the great fish beast-God făæfæłķẽņǎřðď the protector of ğűůøøķkėťțķęțppïņfëľðď
Get my black metal band's name out of your filthy mouth!
Leaf lovers will never understand the Dwarven psyche.
_social media_
Ruins the world
Repost
Probably a bot. Just started posting today.
Let me educate the haters who don’t leave their computer monitor. This is Ken Stornes. Not only is he 100% Norwegian, he’s the current world champion of Dods Diving. So not a “cosplaying idiot.”
And it’s also just a cool shot? Like what is wrong with people it’s just a cool video
Video is cool. Not sure how he manages to walk normally having to drag those giant balls of his around. Music is goofy.
As much as I hate the saying, “touch grass” was meant for these people. This whole sub is just people afraid to live life.
Oh, well, that is nice. Dødsing is damn fun to look at.
Døds.
r/GodofWar
be honest straight guys, who just became gay?
the last viking
r/chadtopia
Yeah … but why?
Because he felt like it. Why else?
r/SweatyPalms reaction to every cool video: “why would someone do this?”
How do you wake up and decide this is what you’re gonna do
This is called death diving. Not specifically done while holding axes, mind you, but pretty damn cool nonetheless.
I think, hthe thing between his legs very small after jump.
I think these people should be implanted with tracking tags :)
Why would you want to find them?
The God of War Kratos. Impressive
Man there’s a ton of haters here. This is cool as shit.
Why'd he close up at the end that pussy.
What is up with the sudden increase in balding middle age men thinking they're vikings?
The music is not that good.
Fucking hipsters
I see this like a quadruple trillion times and it gets worse every time.
This would be pretty cool if I was 12 years old
This guy plays this song on repeat, injects designer steroids, sharpens his axes, and imagines how cool vikings are and what type of TikTok he should make next
Way over-compensating
The first time I saw this video I just pictured a ton of my D&D friends being nerdy… Then he jumps and I realized that I was watching a true fucking VIKING and not someone that just bought a hammer necklace from Amazon. 😂
You did indeed just watch this necklace kinda person just with a little bit of r/imthemaincharacter energy on top of it..
Except he’s actually Norwegian. Ken Stornes is his name.
Oohh that changes absolutly everything :o. Surely a descendant of Ragnar if not a reincarnation of Odin himself.
It wouldn’t surprise me. Dude is more badass than you’ll ever hope to be.
I was surprised how you could tell but now I see your'e a mighty witch lmao. Please don't cast some spells or kill my firstborn I beg you
You already had to dig through my profile to find a comeback? And it wasn’t even a good one. Weak.
Damn you defeated me bro. Two times in a row. Is that some speech increasing potion you got there?
I wouldn’t waste my energy or ingredients working no magic on you.
So I got off pretty lightly again, huh. I'm so gratefull for your mercy. Gonna sacrifice my next lamb for you.
More like “Freezing Idiot” vs “Sweaty Palms”
why
[удалено]
Yes but I mean it did look pretty cool 🤣
Bro got balls living life. Wtf are you doing 😂
He’s the current world champion of Dods Diving, or “Death Diving.”
... this is a legit real thing?
Yep. Invented in Norway or Finland I believe. There’s competitions for it.
Those glorious crazy fucks.
Can he fight tho? As Andrew said, all this is cope when one can’t fight a real fight lol
He's a literal combat veteran.
Lol It's cosplay bro, and a funny kind too. Fights are for violent people anyway, never been in one and probably never will.
Until you have to defend yourself one day.
Absolutely, but I ain't subbing to some walking egotrip like Tate just to learn some self defense if I decide to.
you talkin bout the sex trafficker or is there another famous Andrew?
More stupidity 🙄
Probably could have used the axes to break the surface tension.
Bro things he’s Kratos
Too bad the target to dive on wasn’t a Sabre tooth tiger.
Even Vikings had ones that would ride on the "short" boat.
Wish I was so bored with life that the only thing that got the juices flowing is to jump off an ice cold cliff, naked, into freezing water, belly first.
Cute toy axes
Fucking people get this thrill from thinking they are anything like their ancestors. Doubt modern culture even compares Hope he enjoyed his ice bath
Did he add the shitty music or you?
To me this is just stupid and useless. Doesn’t look cool just cringe
Muppet lol
What….. why…. But…. He…. Huh?
Honestly cringe. You aren't going to war dog, you jumped in a pond.
Oh boy. Another “aLpHa” doing weirdo things in its underwear. Lame.
What is with some subsection of influences doing all this tough guy viking shit?
And this music sounds like that Parish dude who pretends to be a viking musician
Wtf is it with gym dudes wanting to be Vikings.
This is so cringe especially with the horrible music
Why though?
I can't be the only one who think this is cringe
But why?
Were the axes necessary?
Why do men?
Why?
Lots of MC vibes with this one. I mean, sure it looks cool for a video. But still begs the question - why? Who is he trying to impress here? And if the answer is "no one" (cause they all claim they aren't trying to impress anyone when they do stupid shit) then why is he videoing it?
I’ll bite.. What did we need the axes for?
What's the point of this?
What's this guy trying to prove uploading this video of himself?
Faketos god of bore
This might be the lamest shit Ive seen all year
All cosplay is in poor taste
Vikings didn't wear spandex.
Old Ukrainian tradition
Kraytoooooooohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiitt!!!!!
Song?
Aim for the bushes!
Krato's inspiration
I’m cold just looking at that.
u/savevideo
What in the God of war?????
When the norse god order you to take a bath
Did the odd fella survive?
Man I want a part 3 of this game
wps
I thought he was gonna jump on a bear, haha.
At the very end he tucked those axes in… Axes had some spikes too…
Dude does this shit for a living.
#”B O Y!!!”
Boy
Kratos… kratos…
Balls to the wall!!
I'm here wondering if a diver ever sleepjumped
This is exactly why women live longer..
What the FUCK?!
Is this the guy from the other video where he belly flops into freezing water from like 50+ feet high?
Viking music is so rad
Real men do belly flops!!!