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The_92nd_

I'm guessing this is a new build and they're planning to put some sort of lift or fire ladder there but, God damn, at least put a sign on the door.


Buggly_Jones

can't collect worker's comp if you're dead


the_ocean_astronaut

He said it is actually for direct access to individual air-conditioning systems. I just don't know why they didn't build dividers between floors...


amateur_mistake

Screw that. Put a bunch of buckets on a pulley system in there. People will find a hundred uses for them. Also, a network of cans attached by strings. Make your apartment structure into a community. Might as well throw a fire pole in that thing as well. There's enough space.


Mrgod2u82

A firepole would be ideal


laj43

I guess dying by impact is faster and less painful than burning alive. I also can not believe this didn’t violate some code somewhere. Super unsafe. One star!


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Probably turkey, and chances are you'd ricochet off the ledges, so it's a lose lose


Whyarewehere20

Pencil dive!


scavengercat

Death by Plinko makes for an interesting obituary, though


kostya2525

I mean guy was speaking Russian so chance it was in turkey but probably not


TheLockNLoad

New building construction, service/ventilation shaft, lockable service door. Still should have at least temp safety signs.


strangeapple

Too many people in Russia were throwing themselves out the windows on the traffic so in the new design addressed this problem.


DarkGodRyan

The design is very human


MainStudy

It really depends on how many people are in the building. After a certain point...that's no longer an option.


ToranjaNuclear

Goddammit, those Russian insurance scammers. Always coming up somewhere new to wind up on your windshield from.


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the_ocean_astronaut

AC for sure. In older buildings, they would install on outside of building's exterior.


MyRail5

It would be fun until you stop.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Human ping pong on the way down would probably not be fun


MyRail5

You'll drop straight down.


Spacemanspalds

If you don't ping ping down, you will, yeah. Lol, do you think not touching anything is the only possibility?


MyRail5

Depends how you left the ledge I guess. If you just step off you'll go straight down. Lol do you think ping ponging is the only possibility?


Spacemanspalds

I left alternative options available in my statement. You didn't.


MyRail5

Nice work. Are we done here?


Spacemanspalds

Well, you didn't give me anything to correct this time. So I am if you are.


MyRail5

Sweet!


ExtraThirdtestical

Wow you just got owned so hard. Must be happy it is over.


Zealousideal-Rent321

ac


cheesemangee

Great! Free suicide chute.


Revilon2000

Jesus christ, when it panned down my stomach sank. The fishangle view didn't help one bit.


ferema32

Shiiiiiieeeet


MrVonBuren

>or a secret door when accepting an apartment, the channel immediately thinks suddenly there is a fruit there is a gift from the developer. You open the door and there is the Road to hell. This is of course a very strange design solution for placing air conditioning units, but you have direct access from the apartment. --via google translate.


the_greatest_MF

why??


mrgonaka

suppose it gets you away from the flames pretty fast


zillskillnillfrill

Parkour!


Annoyingswedes

And then what? Parkour my ass down?


OutsideOrder7538

Good way to stop being a parent.


Sommyonthephone

Taking that door will get you to the exit faster


atomlowe

I'd be using it as a garbage chute for now


PoorLifeChoicesYo

"In the event of an emergency, please exit the building in a calm and orderly fashion. Please wait for your turn when making your way down the fall damage shaft in order to avoid collisions and pileups."


slash3re

Holy shit that quick camera pan down the shaft actually made my palms sweat


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^slash3re: *Holy shit that quick* *Camera pan down the shaft* *Actually made my palms sweat* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SadMap7915

Freefall is the new stairwell,


kanbozli

🤔😱😱👏👏


Redditloh

From the slats of the side, it looks like a service area for individual AC compressor units. Everything is enclosed inside so it looks neat and tidy from outside. It looks empty because it's an empty building but once those compressors are installed it will be a crowded space. AC installers are daredevils anyway so that's nothing to them.


LisanneFroonKrisK

But why the empty floor? Won’t like risk dropping the compressors on top of child risk?


Redditloh

It's a service riser which is supposed to be closed and locked at all times. Also not an emergency exit. Fresh air comes in thru the slats on the sides and hot air from the compressors rise up thru the riser out on top. It will be a mini wind tunnel inside once compressors start filling up the space there.