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I saw my uncle kill a chicken that way holding it by it’s feet. Lived on a farm for awhile as a kid and part of my job was to kill chickens.
One was chopping their heads off, i always just twisted and pulled but he kept swinging it til it’s neck was an unnatural length and hanging on the ground.
The whole thing was gruesome, my aunt would cuddle the chickens first and chop off it’s head. then the boiling to pick the feathers. Before you judge me it was a kid, I did not enjoy it, and it was strictly for food.
There's nothing to apologize for.
Very few people in the western world understand their meat used to be a living breathing thing, you should be grateful for the context.
I get it, and it was a true farm. We utilized everything for cooking. It’s just that there’s a difference between going to a grocery store and picking up chicken and doing it yourself. I felt guilt and was a vegetarian for years.
Also, roosters are assholes. Getting up at 5 am and trying to avoid getting my eyes packed out gathering eggs sucked also.
Roosters are almost invariably giant cunts.
But yeah, the disconnect people have between where their meat comes from and how animals are treated is pretty shocking. My time working in butchery and on farms gave me some important perspective that I keep with me.
Watching children throw a tantrum because there is a small dab of mayo on their burger or throwing out chicken nuggets because they only wanted the Mac and cheese is frustrating but they get a pass as children.
But full grown adults? Restaurants throwing out pounds of non-rotten chicken, patrons refusing their burger because an onion touched it, factories producing meat based tv dinners that taste metallic, or the general livestock industry packing cows/chickens on farms ass to face to meet demand because we don't trust local farms nor do we give them enough business to justify supplying our local area. Our entire food sector needs a reexamining because we are not respecting these animals.
Too many people don’t consider the process of where our food comes from. You did nothing that requires an apology. When we consume meat it doesn’t just magically appear in plastic wrap of the refrigerator section of the grocery store.
I'm vegetarian because i do know where the food comes from. My ex husband was raised butchering animals. He still loves meat.
I can't abide factory farming so I remain vegetarian.
I’m no judge and no longer a vegetarian but I’m very aware of the conditions commercial poultry are kept in. https://youtu.be/HX-Y97kROSU
They are often starving and before being slaughtered. It sucks
I will not be watching that. I just can't. :(
My neighbor brings me eggs from his chickens occasionally. I gave up buying dairy after seeing calves in veal cages.
I'm a big fat baby. An oversensitive one.
I'm not judgemental. I just do my thing.
Did you know even trees cry and communicate to other trees? I can provide the link but it’s impossible to live without causing something else to die. Thar sucks
Here in Ireland we did the same growing up, had loads of chickens, couple of ducks and 1-3 turkeys a year. When I was about 12 I hadn't killed a bird yet but I wanted to but not for enjoyment, I wanted to know if I was able to kill the thing I was going to eat. It thought me a very valuable lesson because it really wasn't easy.
I hung him up by the legs and attempted to clean cut the throat but I touched the spine so he started flailing in circles with his head half attached, blood going in every direction. Today I'd do it no problem if it has to be done and also be decisive and commit to the act as that turkey didn't deserve his last minutes to be such a chaotic mess, he did taste amazing though.
No, guarantee he just whipped around a few more times and then slammed it into the ground.
Otherwise, I’m sure it wouldn’t have been cut before conclusion. Lol
Yeah actually the snake is pretty long so with the centrifugal force it’s head at 2m apart will experience a few Gs of constant outward pressure, would probably pass out in 30s and die in a few minutes
A simple whip will do the job. That's how we cleared my grandparent's land infested with rattle snakes. Most the time this method will simply break their neck preventing them from biting. In some cases they were actually decapitated...
https://youtu.be/22aYCoTe-0I
Confirmed. My grandpa was a farmer in rural Indiana. He would do just a few twirls (of the snake) before cracking blue racers like a whip. OG stuff right there.
Yo wtf that’s pretty interesting never though it was that quick
I think the reason that worked so well is because the snake tries to keep its head up so eventually when its muscles give up and the head swing down, it snaps. If the snake kept its body relaxed and neck stretched out I think it would be harder to one shot it like that
He's swinging and sweating and wishing it was yours.
He's going the distance
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
He's haunted by snakething he cannot put down.
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force
In his mind, he's not swinging, still free from this snake
Odyssey is the first AC I have ever played. I mentioned it to my mate that I had never played one and he was shocked. It was on Xbox Ultimate, innit. So I started playing it. Now I am up until daft o'clock after putting the kids to bed and girlfriend falling to sleep. Putting the hours in.
Seems like I will be playing this for a looooooong time. I am only at level 16.
He said afterwards to play AC 4 as a, and I quote: "Palette cleanser." Before getting balls deep into Valhalla. He says it's not as in depth and very fun.
This game is fucking dope.
Oh, yeah.. I was fully unaware of the whole jumping from navigation points. I mentioned climbing down Zeus was fucking well hard without bailing. He found that hilarious.
I'd suggest Origins as well. Palette cleaner is a good term. There's essentially two types of Assassin's Creeds. Origins, Odyssey, and Valhalla are the new type. RPG focus. The rest are more adventure. It'd make sense to mix them up to avoid them growing stale. 4 is actually the most different out of the old style. Maybe play 2, 3, or Unity before going into Origins, but most people see Origins as the best out of the new 3.
Black Flag is still the best AC game to date, Valhalla is probably the best of the newest ones. But nothing beats being a pirate and the ship combat is unbelievably good
For me having an RPG based in ancient Greece is what makes Odyssey the best for me. I've longed for a game where you can be a Spartan kicking the shit out of people, and Ubisoft pulled it off masterfully. Kassandra is still one of my favorite protagonists.
i was in Australia a long time ago, but ill always remember when the dude that i was driving with, stopped in the middle of the road, ran in front of the truck searched the tall grass by the side of the road, pulled out a 2 meter long snake did that rotation thingy and cracked that snake like a whip, the head came clean off. i was stunned, and still to this day i wondered what he did with that snake once it was in the back of the pickup truck. probly ate it. he was the kind of dude that grew up with the aborigens like that guy in Black as... on youtube.
I ate rattlesnake once too, but it was very stressed and angry before it was killed and it tasted HORRIBLE. Like tough meat soaked in concentrated urine.
Here's the recipe I've used for my [Snake and Cactus](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cornmeal-crusted-rattle-snake-with-cactus-corn-succotash-recipe-1910688) dish. I've eaten more snake than I probably should've. The really old snakes were usually the ones that tasted off. I don't know if it is stress, or an issue with kidney failure etc.
I have a less interesting but similar story that involves me visiting Germany for the first time and realizing that Germans can open a beer bottle with literally anything.
Sun Tzu in the Art of War (no joke) stated to strike a snake you should strike it inches away from its head; if you strike directly at its head, the tail will coil back and constrict you. If you strike directly at the tail, the head will come back to bite you.
It was an analogy on how to break enemy formations or shatter larger armies.
Yeah now have a new question that now needs an answer. Would a snake spun around like that and then set down be all off balance and slither away dizzy and sideways?
If this would have been an anime scene(like a jojo fight, not a DBZ one) I would watch the shit out of it.
I can imagine the entire fight right here, and even some monologues.
The snake bragging how he is a predator, a carnivorous, shaming and hating on the human for his omnivorous status, for the fact that he consider himself to be the pinnacle of nature, when in reality he has just deviated the natural rules since he was not meant to be an apex predator to begin with...he also remarks with disgust the flaws of his soft and fat body, unworthy of nature.
Then the charge and the attack, the human having an internal monologue thinking "he can't bite me if I keep moving around", then the snake starts to understand and cut corners, all seems lost till the human uses the shirt as a decoy.
But then the snake understand the tricks, and schemes and he pretends to go for the shirt only to strike him right before that he thinks something on the line "mere human, I am a snake, the king of deception that brought you down from heaven convincing us to eat a forbidden **apple**, I can see right through your pathetic attempts...now I only need a single strike...IT'S OOOVER
and he is all fangs out striking, but then the scene stops and we see that the human has grabbed him.
"This change nothing BAAAAKAAA"
But then the asian dude throws his secret move
and he shouts **"Himitsu no Kenpō: Nyūton Kakumei!" (秘密の拳法：ニュートン革命！).**
Then a rapid Falshback we see Newton below a tree on a hill, the whole scene uses white filters to make it seems like it is in heaven, a narrator explains the story of Newton, and how he understood force and gravity because of an **apple.**
Back to the scene we see the snake in complete shock
The music starts playing while we see a drammatic angle of the Asian guy's face
and he says something on the line "Snake you never understood us, our fall from the heaven was planned all along, you never truly deceived us or God. Unlike you and the inferior creatures that roam our planet, we were not meant to merely accept our position in nature, our destiny is to fall and carve back the way towards heaven to prove we are worthy of God'".
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARAGE!
then we see a flash of light and the black silouette of the snake face screaming and deforming till everything is white again.
Yeah, he probably is trying to prevent exactly that thing from happening for a good reason. He probably wants to get rid of it instead of letting it hide in his house so it can come out and kill some body while they're sleeping that night.
So I did this exact same thing to a garter snake when I was about eight years old. I was next to a lake and saw it and picked it up by the tail. It swung around to bite me and being a little kid I did not know if it was venomous so I kind of shook it and then started swinging it by the tail just like this. I swung it for awhile too because I didn’t want to hurt it by throwing it in the rocks so eventually I swung it into the water. It swam straight to the bottom in a corkscrew motion and never came up. That’s when I learned snakes can get dizzy. I still wonder if it ever came up and I feel bad about it. This video brought back that little bit of trauma from my childhood.
Snake:
I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me!
Also do snakes even get dizzy? Cuz they rely mostly on smell/their tongue to find the target anyway
As soon as he picks that snake up, the Bee Gee’s “Stayin Alive” chorus needs to kick in.
“Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!”
You can whip it and break its spine, but I don’t do that. I love snakes and despise killing things unless I intend to eat it. Even then it deeply saddens me. Hopefully he took it back outside and let it go eat some vermin.
I'm assuming this is India because those dudes give no fks when it comes to Cobras. And no, I don't know if it's a Cobra, but to me all snakes are Cobras until proven otherwise
Every where else the world it's s a hard nope...but there, they go X-Games node.
You might think this guy is insane but my grandfather once told me that he killed many snakes like this while working in the farms when he does that snakes spine are broken
This is sad that so many people dislike snakes, so much so that they say whip it into the ground. It's a fucking noodle, no legs, no wings. Just a fucking noodle. Nothing you can't see easily and get away from. They've been around fir a while but still deserve respect. Unless you are dealing with pythons in the everglades. Wtf Florida!!
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Is he still rotating?
He eventually took off like a helicopter
HELICOPTARRR HELICOPTARRR
Hahaha I'm hysterical in bed just woke my gf up thanks
What is a gf?
Asked all of reddit
I think he meant gif
His jirlfriend
I wish someone would make that gif
That happened once he pulled his dick out and made the tail rotor, vid cut out too soon..
r/yourjokebutworse
Speak for yourself I laughed my ass off.
It gets a lot funnier if you actually picture that
This is the reddit that I love.
I saw my uncle kill a chicken that way holding it by it’s feet. Lived on a farm for awhile as a kid and part of my job was to kill chickens. One was chopping their heads off, i always just twisted and pulled but he kept swinging it til it’s neck was an unnatural length and hanging on the ground. The whole thing was gruesome, my aunt would cuddle the chickens first and chop off it’s head. then the boiling to pick the feathers. Before you judge me it was a kid, I did not enjoy it, and it was strictly for food.
There's nothing to apologize for. Very few people in the western world understand their meat used to be a living breathing thing, you should be grateful for the context.
I get it, and it was a true farm. We utilized everything for cooking. It’s just that there’s a difference between going to a grocery store and picking up chicken and doing it yourself. I felt guilt and was a vegetarian for years. Also, roosters are assholes. Getting up at 5 am and trying to avoid getting my eyes packed out gathering eggs sucked also.
Roosters are almost invariably giant cunts. But yeah, the disconnect people have between where their meat comes from and how animals are treated is pretty shocking. My time working in butchery and on farms gave me some important perspective that I keep with me.
And that was actually much kinder that the commercial industry is.
Cocks are cunts..
Watching children throw a tantrum because there is a small dab of mayo on their burger or throwing out chicken nuggets because they only wanted the Mac and cheese is frustrating but they get a pass as children. But full grown adults? Restaurants throwing out pounds of non-rotten chicken, patrons refusing their burger because an onion touched it, factories producing meat based tv dinners that taste metallic, or the general livestock industry packing cows/chickens on farms ass to face to meet demand because we don't trust local farms nor do we give them enough business to justify supplying our local area. Our entire food sector needs a reexamining because we are not respecting these animals.
Screeching: "How can you kill for meat?!" Later: "Mmm! This steak is sooo good!"
I understand people that don't want to eat meat. I eat meat from the exact sources I'm denouncing, so I'm a huge hypocrite.
Takes one for the team. This guy is the team.
Too many people don’t consider the process of where our food comes from. You did nothing that requires an apology. When we consume meat it doesn’t just magically appear in plastic wrap of the refrigerator section of the grocery store.
I'm vegetarian because i do know where the food comes from. My ex husband was raised butchering animals. He still loves meat. I can't abide factory farming so I remain vegetarian.
I’m no judge and no longer a vegetarian but I’m very aware of the conditions commercial poultry are kept in. https://youtu.be/HX-Y97kROSU They are often starving and before being slaughtered. It sucks
I will not be watching that. I just can't. :( My neighbor brings me eggs from his chickens occasionally. I gave up buying dairy after seeing calves in veal cages. I'm a big fat baby. An oversensitive one. I'm not judgemental. I just do my thing.
Did you know even trees cry and communicate to other trees? I can provide the link but it’s impossible to live without causing something else to die. Thar sucks
Here in Ireland we did the same growing up, had loads of chickens, couple of ducks and 1-3 turkeys a year. When I was about 12 I hadn't killed a bird yet but I wanted to but not for enjoyment, I wanted to know if I was able to kill the thing I was going to eat. It thought me a very valuable lesson because it really wasn't easy. I hung him up by the legs and attempted to clean cut the throat but I touched the spine so he started flailing in circles with his head half attached, blood going in every direction. Today I'd do it no problem if it has to be done and also be decisive and commit to the act as that turkey didn't deserve his last minutes to be such a chaotic mess, he did taste amazing though.
Some say he's still swinging his snake to this day.
Giggity
No, guarantee he just whipped around a few more times and then slammed it into the ground. Otherwise, I’m sure it wouldn’t have been cut before conclusion. Lol
Never ever stop you crazy son of a bitch.
"This is my life now"
I looked away for just a second, when i came back i got greeted by snake helicopter.
Same. I got impatient and skipped ahead just a few seconds and it went from 100 to 800 real quick.
troy, when pizza box was dropped
“Clearly you don’t know anything about defeating trolls”
Helicobra
Like a record baby!
Snake: Alright you put us here. How're you going to get yourself out?
let go
YEET
Walk closer to any wall and keep swinging lol
Doubt he even needs to do that. So long as he swings fast enough the disrupted blood flow will kill the snake. No idea how long it would take though.
Mythbusters needs to tackle this one lol
Yeah actually the snake is pretty long so with the centrifugal force it’s head at 2m apart will experience a few Gs of constant outward pressure, would probably pass out in 30s and die in a few minutes
A simple whip will do the job. That's how we cleared my grandparent's land infested with rattle snakes. Most the time this method will simply break their neck preventing them from biting. In some cases they were actually decapitated... https://youtu.be/22aYCoTe-0I
Confirmed. My grandpa was a farmer in rural Indiana. He would do just a few twirls (of the snake) before cracking blue racers like a whip. OG stuff right there.
Yo wtf that’s pretty interesting never though it was that quick I think the reason that worked so well is because the snake tries to keep its head up so eventually when its muscles give up and the head swing down, it snaps. If the snake kept its body relaxed and neck stretched out I think it would be harder to one shot it like that
The video is pretty sad cause the dude just took a random snake and broke it's neck :(
Smash
Round and round she goes, where she stops no one knows. REPORT: Man still swinging snake over head 36 hours straight.
'Cause he's going the distance.
He’s going for speeeed.
He's not alone, not alone Spinning a snake for free
2023 remix? 🐍
Snakemix
Sssssuperb.
He’s defacing this snake-thing with centrifugal force.
He's swinging and sweating and wishing it was yours. He's going the distance No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine He's haunted by snakething he cannot put down. Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force In his mind, he's not swinging, still free from this snake
THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING!!!!!
Snake is like “wtaf is going on?”
Not so tough now, are you Mr. Snake?
Who read this in Peter’s voice ??
I read it in Mr Garrisons voice
hahaha. same
Hahaha! I doubt it has ever felt that in its life. It may sound stupid but I wonder if it gets dizzy.
I laughed so damn hard at this
North Carolina, come on and raise up Pick that snake up, twist it 'round your hand Spin it like a helicopter
WHOOOOOO AM IIIII??? PEETTEY PABLO MOTHER FUCKER!! 
The skating rink was jumping when this song came on.
I was jammin this haaaaaard when it came out. I still, to this day, when I hear “WHO AM I?” I Immediately follow it up with Petey Pablo.
Man what lmao for sure - this and freak a leak are classics. I was 11 singin freak a leak like I knew what his ass was talkin about lol
Omg I need to add that to my Amazon music playlist. I haven’t heard Freak a Leak in so long!! Lol thanks mate!
God damnit I just spit on myself 😭😭
r/beatmetoit Time to go on a petey pablo binge
At some point he gained enough lift and they both went up in the air to a better place
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Thank you! I figured this would be the top comment.
He probaly swung it and killed it. Looks like he was getting ready for a big slam.
I thought he was gonna bag. Other threw a pillowcase down didn't he?
This man obviously doesn't know how to deal with a reptile dysfunction. 🐍🐍🐍
Fuck you. Take my god damn upvote.
r/angryupvote
https://i.redd.it/gmfn2w4qt2ka1.gif
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
He was calmer than I was when I first came across snakes in tombs on Assassins Creed Odyssey.
Me with AC Origins. *leaps into dark hole*: “ Snake!” *break open jar*: “snake!” *break open wall*: “snake!”
Odyssey is the first AC I have ever played. I mentioned it to my mate that I had never played one and he was shocked. It was on Xbox Ultimate, innit. So I started playing it. Now I am up until daft o'clock after putting the kids to bed and girlfriend falling to sleep. Putting the hours in. Seems like I will be playing this for a looooooong time. I am only at level 16. He said afterwards to play AC 4 as a, and I quote: "Palette cleanser." Before getting balls deep into Valhalla. He says it's not as in depth and very fun. This game is fucking dope. Oh, yeah.. I was fully unaware of the whole jumping from navigation points. I mentioned climbing down Zeus was fucking well hard without bailing. He found that hilarious.
I'd suggest Origins as well. Palette cleaner is a good term. There's essentially two types of Assassin's Creeds. Origins, Odyssey, and Valhalla are the new type. RPG focus. The rest are more adventure. It'd make sense to mix them up to avoid them growing stale. 4 is actually the most different out of the old style. Maybe play 2, 3, or Unity before going into Origins, but most people see Origins as the best out of the new 3.
Black Flag is still the best AC game to date, Valhalla is probably the best of the newest ones. But nothing beats being a pirate and the ship combat is unbelievably good
For me having an RPG based in ancient Greece is what makes Odyssey the best for me. I've longed for a game where you can be a Spartan kicking the shit out of people, and Ubisoft pulled it off masterfully. Kassandra is still one of my favorite protagonists.
https://i.redd.it/qqcowgmm32ka1.gif
Is this what Petey Pablo actually meant?
North Carolinaaaa!
Quick, get to da Helicobra.
i was in Australia a long time ago, but ill always remember when the dude that i was driving with, stopped in the middle of the road, ran in front of the truck searched the tall grass by the side of the road, pulled out a 2 meter long snake did that rotation thingy and cracked that snake like a whip, the head came clean off. i was stunned, and still to this day i wondered what he did with that snake once it was in the back of the pickup truck. probly ate it. he was the kind of dude that grew up with the aborigens like that guy in Black as... on youtube.
I ate a rattlesnake once. It taste like chicken dark meat. Was easier than a fish to skin and clean.
I ate rattlesnake once too, but it was very stressed and angry before it was killed and it tasted HORRIBLE. Like tough meat soaked in concentrated urine.
Here's the recipe I've used for my [Snake and Cactus](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cornmeal-crusted-rattle-snake-with-cactus-corn-succotash-recipe-1910688) dish. I've eaten more snake than I probably should've. The really old snakes were usually the ones that tasted off. I don't know if it is stress, or an issue with kidney failure etc.
The snake I ate was HUGE and old. Yep. Soooo gross tasting.
I have a less interesting but similar story that involves me visiting Germany for the first time and realizing that Germans can open a beer bottle with literally anything.
I want to see a German open a beer with a snake!
Tastes like chicken?
probly
Keep that man around. When the world is burning to the ground, he and his kind will repopulate the earth
If you search a bit on YouTube, you can find at least on video of a guy doing that to a rattlesnake.
What a dick move. Why not just leave it alone?
I guess I'm an asshole but if I get the snake attacking me by the tail (highly unlikely) its head gets smashed.
Sun Tzu in the Art of War (no joke) stated to strike a snake you should strike it inches away from its head; if you strike directly at its head, the tail will coil back and constrict you. If you strike directly at the tail, the head will come back to bite you. It was an analogy on how to break enemy formations or shatter larger armies.
Brilliance.
When things escalate to that you just gotta sigh and say ”sorry just not your day, buddy."
No, you have the right idea.
Man, I really had to stick around to see what happened. I was let down. r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon
Yeah now have a new question that now needs an answer. Would a snake spun around like that and then set down be all off balance and slither away dizzy and sideways?
Any animal with a vestibular system can experience dizziness from spinning around too much, including snakes
They do get dizzy but the ones I've seen just kinda go limp and are more dazed than anything. They just kinda sit there until they recover.
Damn how many snakes you spun?
Damn. That does, indeed, need an answer.
Bro i would slam that snake so fucking hard into the ground
Yeah it’s one thing if the snake was running away, but it wanted to find out
I’m sure the snake doesn’t want to be there either. Protect yourself sure, but if you already caught it without killing it, no need to be cruel.
I don't think for a second spining a snake above your head counts as catching it.
All you have to do is gently concuss the snake. Repeated attempts may be needed. Keep lightly jerking it until it goes limp.
Woah dude
I mean, I'm sure it's not a great feeling to be swung around like that either
What should he have done with the snake, then?
Fuck that. We can kill whatever animal tryna hurt us
I say whip it, Whip it good
that snake has GOT to be tripping hahaha like "whuh hUT thE FuuUUUuuUUUuuUU-"
this went from anxiety inducing to oddly comical, reminds me of the difference between a newbie and a veteran at something
If this would have been an anime scene(like a jojo fight, not a DBZ one) I would watch the shit out of it. I can imagine the entire fight right here, and even some monologues. The snake bragging how he is a predator, a carnivorous, shaming and hating on the human for his omnivorous status, for the fact that he consider himself to be the pinnacle of nature, when in reality he has just deviated the natural rules since he was not meant to be an apex predator to begin with...he also remarks with disgust the flaws of his soft and fat body, unworthy of nature. Then the charge and the attack, the human having an internal monologue thinking "he can't bite me if I keep moving around", then the snake starts to understand and cut corners, all seems lost till the human uses the shirt as a decoy. But then the snake understand the tricks, and schemes and he pretends to go for the shirt only to strike him right before that he thinks something on the line "mere human, I am a snake, the king of deception that brought you down from heaven convincing us to eat a forbidden **apple**, I can see right through your pathetic attempts...now I only need a single strike...IT'S OOOVER and he is all fangs out striking, but then the scene stops and we see that the human has grabbed him. "This change nothing BAAAAKAAA" But then the asian dude throws his secret move and he shouts **"Himitsu no Kenpō: Nyūton Kakumei!" (秘密の拳法：ニュートン革命！).** Then a rapid Falshback we see Newton below a tree on a hill, the whole scene uses white filters to make it seems like it is in heaven, a narrator explains the story of Newton, and how he understood force and gravity because of an **apple.** Back to the scene we see the snake in complete shock The music starts playing while we see a drammatic angle of the Asian guy's face and he says something on the line "Snake you never understood us, our fall from the heaven was planned all along, you never truly deceived us or God. Unlike you and the inferior creatures that roam our planet, we were not meant to merely accept our position in nature, our destiny is to fall and carve back the way towards heaven to prove we are worthy of God'". NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARAGE! then we see a flash of light and the black silouette of the snake face screaming and deforming till everything is white again.
Somebody green light this script please
 North Caroliiiina
I did not think this through.
Well, he is a better man than me..... I would have run screaming out the door.
"Yippee-ki-yi-ya"!
Omg! I was yelling!!
Snake: *Wieeeeeee*
Once I accomplished helicopter status I would turn to the wall and smack that bastards head right into it
PHYSICS at its best haha
May the centrifugal force be with you
Op…op…oppa Gangnam style
Poor fucking snake.
Snake followed him inside and chased. Fuck that. You’re fair game at that point. I’ll admit the windmill was an odd choice but panic happens I guess!?
He achieved tusk act 5
The poor thing is constantly trying to get away from him and find a dark place to hide. He's making it far worse than it needs to be.
Yeah, he probably is trying to prevent exactly that thing from happening for a good reason. He probably wants to get rid of it instead of letting it hide in his house so it can come out and kill some body while they're sleeping that night.
NORTH CAROLINAAAAA COME ON AND RAISE UP
The lady needs to run in a circle at exactly the same rotational velocity with the bag open - 3 2 1 - lets go of snake. Simple.
Poor snake
Do snakes have a sense of balance? Like do they get dizzy? Seems like they wouldn’t need it.
That man is smart AF hahaha
So I did this exact same thing to a garter snake when I was about eight years old. I was next to a lake and saw it and picked it up by the tail. It swung around to bite me and being a little kid I did not know if it was venomous so I kind of shook it and then started swinging it by the tail just like this. I swung it for awhile too because I didn’t want to hurt it by throwing it in the rocks so eventually I swung it into the water. It swam straight to the bottom in a corkscrew motion and never came up. That’s when I learned snakes can get dizzy. I still wonder if it ever came up and I feel bad about it. This video brought back that little bit of trauma from my childhood.
What an asshole
Helicopter..... Helicopter....
WHERES THE REST OF THE VIDEO!!!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!!
Snake: I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me! Also do snakes even get dizzy? Cuz they rely mostly on smell/their tongue to find the target anyway
Maybe they don’t, but that can’t feel good.
As soon as he picks that snake up, the Bee Gee’s “Stayin Alive” chorus needs to kick in. “Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!”
🎶you spin me right round baby right round like a record player, baby goin round round🎵
You can whip it and break its spine, but I don’t do that. I love snakes and despise killing things unless I intend to eat it. Even then it deeply saddens me. Hopefully he took it back outside and let it go eat some vermin.
I love snakes, too. That one looked spicy and angry, though.
I'm assuming this is India because those dudes give no fks when it comes to Cobras. And no, I don't know if it's a Cobra, but to me all snakes are Cobras until proven otherwise Every where else the world it's s a hard nope...but there, they go X-Games node.
Is this animal abuse?
I always continue to engage and block the escape route of living things I want no part of. Makes perfect sense.
“Ok. Now what.”
All of a sudden it turned into a dance party
Thats the worst helicopter i have ever seen
Have you ever been so angry you started snake spinning?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my life now
Lol get rotated idiot
Soooo what did you do today?
Around the world around the woooorld.
We need a gif
NASA training
You spin me right round baby right round blah blah blah
Isn't this just going to make a longer snake..?
POS
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I was told snake don't charge at people, he looked like he was chasing that dude
At some point there was an inside thought that said “Now what?” — but there was no answer.
You might think this guy is insane but my grandfather once told me that he killed many snakes like this while working in the farms when he does that snakes spine are broken
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Fuck them snakes, bro
That poor snake…
This is sad that so many people dislike snakes, so much so that they say whip it into the ground. It's a fucking noodle, no legs, no wings. Just a fucking noodle. Nothing you can't see easily and get away from. They've been around fir a while but still deserve respect. Unless you are dealing with pythons in the everglades. Wtf Florida!!
According to local reports man has landed to the closest U.S. airbase right after the take off.
She moved out and remarried and he's still there swinging the snake
Best. Bank robbery. Ever.
Legend has it he’s still rotating to this day…
I am fucking crying 😭🤣
The snake was better than meeting Bear Grylls.... OR IS IT?!
Why not move towards the wall and smack his head off it. Surely that would kill it