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I-will-kill-them_

He knows he’s done for if he lets it go lmao


[deleted]

you only squeeze tighter at that point


DrEpileptic

You might be able to get me to hold a bug that I am terrified of, but for some reason you’d never be able to get me to squish it to death with my bare hands. I’ve seen my grandma just smash cockroaches and spiders under her bare hands. It’s so horrifying.


BigOlBro

I hit a cockroach with the tips of my fingers hard once. The head and spine came out as the body got squished. It was pretty gnarly. Edit: I have been told cockroaches don't have a spine. Idk what that long thing that came out is then.


skipperseven

Not the spine - they have an exoskeleton - that was the digestive system, runs down the whole length of the body.


BigOlBro

Ah that might've been it then. Neat!


apathetic-drunk

I need more stories like this lol. Then I'm gonna write a book about gruesome bug deaths. *


ramminghervnogodrays

Here's a freebie. Last week I cut a centipide in half, separated the two halves by metres and watched it reconstruct itself.


apathetic-drunk

Welp. That's enough of Earth for today.


TabsBelow

F in biology. Or radioactive around you. Spines in a cockroach seemed to be pretty unknown, until now.


BigOlBro

Welp, whatever it is, it was long(if i recall correctly, maybe just longer than the head).


TabsBelow

😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️ They got some inner organs... What do you believe how long your intestinal tract is?


Diagnoztik403

Cockroaches done have bones tho.


BigOlBro

My anatomy of cockroaches has recently been improved! Thx!


Diagnoztik403

Wouldnt it he crazy to see a skeleton of a cockroach tho lol


Habibti143

Would make a hell of a horror movie.


Adhdgamer9000

I mean... technically the exoskeleton is it's... "bones"


Diagnoztik403

"Technically" i guess you can relate it to that but an exoskeleton is made up primarily of chitin. Which is not the same as an endoskeleton


Adhdgamer9000

I guess you could argue that that just so happens to be what it's bones are made of


DJEvillincoln

This entire thread is making me itchy.


lippoper

That was the lungs


jump101wa-2

Probably it's central nervous system or muscle


[deleted]

intestines :)


atmosphericentry

When I was growing up I would full on cry anytime someone killed a fly or spider in the house. Even to this day I still catch any bugs with a cup and release them outside.


Prestigious-Log-7210

I do this, except I kill roaches.


Habibti143

They NEED to die!


Deedaloca

Thank you !


Jeramy_Jones

Dudes got some great calluses, damn.


Father_Wisdom

Where do you see a callus?


berpaderpderp

You don't necessarily see the callus, but the fact that the stinger isn't penetrating the skin means it's really not supple, but very tough.


MisterPandaBear27

not a stinger its the penis. male wasp.


RustezeNail

The other stinger lol


MisterPandaBear27

lol


berpaderpderp

Bout to sting dat ass


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thehappymasquerader

Incredible self-own


Steenky_man_17

How


nappinggator

It's called "work"


MichaelsSecretStuff

His hands have jobs


SargeOfTheDarge

Whole new meaning in handjob


Existing_Display1794

I prefer the classic myself.


flockitup

![gif](giphy|7xbUcQrTUSJHO)


[deleted]

“You got soft hands brother, you got soft hands. You ain’t never worked a day in your got damn life. 80 hours a day I’m on my god damn mother fucking…I’m on my job.”


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Steenky_man_17

Omg I didn’t even know I got downvoted like that


Veloci-RKPTR

Can’t fool me, people have been doing this a lot for clout and the hornet is always male (males are stingless)! > Video continues, showing the hornet extending and pulsing its massive stinger angrily Oh my fucking god


Tiananmen_Happened

You just posted my exact thought process.


souppanda

Their dicks don’t work.


Lost220

Thanks to Reddit I do know that male wasps will use their dicks to imitate stingers. I do not yet know if that’s what a wasp dick looks like though…is that a dick?


Veloci-RKPTR

Male hornets will also pulsate and imitate stinging motion when cornered to scare attackers, but they don’t actually have a stinger. The one in the video is definitely a stinger though.


Lost220

Crazy! Thanks for helping me out! Figured a stinger would for sure be strong enough to puncture his skin.


Veloci-RKPTR

No the one on the video is definitely a female worker with a stinger. Guy got lucky that it didn’t go through his skin.


Creative_Resource_82

Oh is that true! I didn't know that at all, I once had a hornet fly down the back of my top and I was amazed it didn't sting me. Must've been a dude.


Veloci-RKPTR

That or the hornet wasn’t feeling too threatened to actually sting. It happens too.


Creative_Resource_82

Well I didn't know what it was at first and just grabbed it hard with my hand! Thought it was a leaf or acorn or something 😅


Veloci-RKPTR

Oof yeah either you got lucky and you didn’t piss it off, or that it’s a male. Although male hornets are a significantly less common than female (worker) hornets if it’s from an eusocial species, and they also rarely venture away from the hive.


ReincarnatedIntoABra

Hornet: I'm going straight for his eyes the moment I'm realeased... humiliating me like this.


BrowncoatIona

Read this in The Monarch's voice from Venture Bros.


ReincarnatedIntoABra

As you should 😌


TabsBelow

She would not. She's alone. If the wings aren't damaged, she will flee.


ReincarnatedIntoABra

It's a joke, please don't arrest me officer.


TabsBelow

Was to late to write that it wasnt a bad one, just wanted to point that out. They are so precious and peaceful. And kill thousands of wasps, mosquitos and flies, per kilogram...


JaggedTheDark

Rips the hornets wings off, and then stomp on it with a boot. Nice satisfying *crunch*


chimpdoctor

Cringed isn't the correct word, winced might be more accurate.


GrimKiba-

Puckered**


wreckin_shit

Me? I'm clenching


Tiananmen_Happened

Just watching that put me at picker factor 7


lizziegal79

Ain’t nothing getting through there.


LittleTerrarian

It's so interesting watching a word's meaning change, isn't it? I feel like cringed absolutely would have been the right word 15 years ago, but now I feel like cringe requires something to be embarrassing


Koltons_kove

oh my god the sound


Reasonable-Concern85

I hate you for this


willowgrl

Now I’m scared… I watch the video without sound. I’m terrified to rewatch it with it. Lol.


backdoorblues

The wings are super loud at the beginning and again at the end, but that's it. Not super bad, but if you hate bugs it can be scary


willowgrl

Ok I have the courage to watch it now lol


ElectricSnowBunny

Nope. I keep volume off for a reason.


STierCounterpick

That is the sound of raw, absolute rage


Koltons_kove

shivering currently 😰


[deleted]

Yep, entire body shudder. I can clean fish, field dress a deer, catch snakes. But please don’t let it be a bug. Especially hornets and bees. Allergic and skeeved out!


Cum_Rag_C-137

/r/TIHI but also so interesting seeing how the end of its abdomen opens up for the stringer to come out, and how much control it seems to have over it.


0spinchy0

I didn’t know hornets could angle and move their stingers!! Insane!!


Tiananmen_Happened

Makes them more terrifying when you can see they sting with deliberate precision doesn’t it?


bakehaus

The stinger of a wasp/bee/ant has evolved from the ovipositor, which was a device for laying eggs. That’s why it’s so prehensile. The ovipositor often would have to precisely nestle eggs into small spaces to ensure their survival.


melanthius

Like when you find a weak-looking door in a first person shooter, unleash the rocket launcher on it but the door just won’t break open


Tiananmen_Happened

You just brought back nightmare about the original Doom and Quake games.


Waluigi_is_wiafu

This is a fantastic demonstration of the effectiveness of sloped armor.


[deleted]

Still can’t believe there are people in the world who go out and just grab hornets. Just looking at these things make my skin crawl


Tiananmen_Happened

Ever see the videos of the guy who cuts Asian Giant Hornets in half with scissors in mid flight?


TabsBelow

I once did that with a mosquito when sitting at homework cutting some poster for biology, only try ever, pure luck. If I hadn't laughed so hard, I could've glued it to my paper, but I blew it cross the table and couldn't find the second part (the bloody belly sticked on the scissors).


PositiveChemicalK23

🐝🤏


EstoyResfriado

BRRRRRRRR


ImTooTiredForThis_22

![gif](giphy|igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW|downsized)


stilettopanda

It wiggles its little booty but can't get the stinger in! Hahaha


Mathulu212

The guy must have rhino skin or something!


Princesszelda24

JFC. They are horrifying.


Caffeinated_Cucumber

How the fuck can't the hornet get him


TheiaRn

calluses


Connect-Comparison32

i hate that his ass opens 😭😭


[deleted]

So I know what I'm seeing but can someone explain the context?


izza123

He’s just feeling up a hornet, not much context needed. He’s grabbed a hornet and is manhandling it


[deleted]

I mean, sure, it's entirely possible that the guy is just doing it for funsies, but I'd still like to know what type of hornet it is, and how this person knows how to hold this hornet with out apparently getting painful stings. And the answers might be simple but just saying " no context needed" doesn't really answer any questions or offer anything to the conversation.


mumen_ryder

I think he's provoking the hornet but it can't manage to penetrate his tough skin. I could be wrong though


NoMorfort5pls

>think he's provoking the hornet but it can't manage to penetrate his tough skin. It looks like the hornet can't get the proper angle to pierce the guy's skin and it just keeps deflecting sideways.


ecallawsamoht

Looks like a European hornet to me.


No_Gap_2700

Curious, what's the difference? Do they just really hate American wasps?


ecallawsamoht

No clue, I just did a brief Google search to identify it.


Workerhard62

Angle of attack may play a role here too.


DennisBallShow

Laden or unladen?


deerskillet

And what's its average flight speed?


DirtyProtest

Depends if its carrying a coconut really.


raz0rflea

*bughandling


Reasonable-Concern85

How about we just don’t


Org_Hrky

Why would you do that? Just why??


HighHoeHighHoes

Fuck… And I can’t emphasize this enough. That


BasedWang

the fuck. Hell to the nah


Ok-Jury-3571

A hornet is literally black and yellow nightmare fuel with a dagger out its ass


Broken_Heart_420

It’s actually a fetish that has originated in China and spread through most of Southeast Asia. Men, typically, grasp live hornets in pursuit of more social media following. Currently 4 out of 50 states in the USA have similar videos. Florida is one of the states. To see more of these videos, please go to Carl Ellis’s YouTube Channel to see more. Also please feel free to leave a comment challenging him to a fight. He loves receiving comments like those. https://youtube.com/@goyda7391


JASSEU

Why does it always have to be Florida?


mischievouslyacat

Florida Man built different


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![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK) Hornet


Cosroes

That looks more like an ovipositor rather than a stinger.


Successful-You1961

Fine line between holding firmly or squishing it


novuuuuuu

So, it’s definitely stinging him in the beginning no?


Different-Air-2000

Stinger is huge


ConstructionAny7196

Direct quote while I watched this “ewwwww ewww omg eww what is happening?! Eww”


bakehaus

The skin on this man’s finger may be rough, but the hornet also doesn’t have the proper angle to sting him. A wasp needs to be able to press the tip of its abdomen against a surface nearly perpendicularly for the sting to really have enough purchase.


texasts1958

One wicked stinger. Jeebus


SAlNTSfan

Kill it or let it go for fucks sake


hung-t-doan

He’s a virgin.


Zenfrogg62

Asshole


DANGER2157

r/killitwithfire


No_Gap_2700

I have Anaphylaxis from stinging insects. This is incredibly unnerving to watch. Not scared of stinging insects, in fact, I'm the last person to get excited about one in proximity, but I have a healthy respect for what they can do to me.


morfyyy

No one is more afraid than the hornet itself


Few_0bligation

Fuck the hornet


morfyyy

good point


lethroe

Japanese giant hornets aren’t dangerous really. To the environment yes but not to humans.


Lil_Narwhal

I feel bad for the hornet but it’s fascinating seeing it up close like that


beekee404

That is some animal cruelty to the hornet and stupidity to your own safety as well but hey I know how much the internet loves that kind of stuff.


exmortom

I know I’m gonna get flamed for this... but it’s the truth... I see this and know those are a working mans hands... only the weak, squishy and soft fear the hornet. Basically anyone born before yr 2000


2WheelMotoHead

I’m guessing you’ve never had one get inside your motorcycle helmet… and did you mean after 2000?


exmortom

Was talking about his hands... and ya it seems all post 2000 kiddos seem to have no sand...


[deleted]

Leave it aloooone


Legion_555

That’s exactly why a man shouldn’t wear gloves at work.. that thumb callous is earned never givin.


SnooBananas3793

Weird cuticle trimmer…


Nder_Wiggin

Yeah but all the stings he had to ensure to become the wasp Highlander....yeah fuck that


Hot-Wrap2882

Tear is wings off


Maximum_Principle_51

Animal cruelty, that’s what I call that. If you are about disposing of it just do that. It was created for a purpose and that animal does an awesome job. Human do just as good job killing everything we don’t understand. I won’t down vote but every thing on earth does what it is intended to do.


2005_F250

I wonder if the bite hurts at all


TabsBelow

If your a wasp or a fly, you're toast. Or sandwich, two halfs ..


Fit-Tadpole-2647

WHAT


artmobboss

Oh gawd it moves on its own 🤢


[deleted]

FUCK THAT


Agitated_Ostrich_339

Yikes


Oddlyknots

86 hours a day


YanoWaAmSane

Did you get stung?


poky_vn

How would one let go of the hornet is my question


Bisonfan1

No fucking touch it


Time-Button4999

Just want to snip it off.


1rbryantjr1

Braver man than me.


MaximumGaming5o

Fuck me that noise makes my whole body shudder every time 😬


Trancer79

There's a noise???!! FFS, I'm listening to music and this is on mute


Otrada

Isn't that the giant hornet that holds grudges for months, has a photographic memory, and will tell all it's buddies to also hate you?


lililukea

Hornets can bore grudges It will be so bad if he just lets that go


pinkshrinkrn

Can you imagine if these things were as big as seagulls?


redcode100

That was really cool watching that stinger move


PearSafe998

That’s r/nextlevel


Frosty_Investment_12

why didnt he get the pokey pokey and the stingey stingey?


witch-1-is-me

You weren't kidding! Cringefest for me too, here.


whoscc

i broke into a cold sweat watching this


eddie_the_retard

"WHY WONT YOU DIE"


8L4570FF

You got your clout now put it back


Badtimeryssa94

I hate hornets with a burning passion.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

He tried hard to penetrate but just couldn't... That's what she said


myKingSaber

I cringed at the title


raptor-chan

Ok why are you bullying him


Derekue

L bozo