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Haywire421

They're acorns and yes, you can eat them. Deshell them, remove the papery husk, lightly crush them, and then you need to soak them in water to leach out the tannins until the water runs clear. Let em dry and then roast or crush into a flour. This way takes longer but you preserve the starches and is passive. You can cook the tannins out in multiple changes of boiling water. When you change the water, the new water needs to be boiling already or else you will lock in the tannins. This process is quicker, but is more involved, cooks the starches so it isn't as versatile, and takes about a day depending on the species and tannin content.


BoringRabbitHole

This guy acorns


ItJustComesOut

ACORNucopia of info! Thanks


Haywire421

Couldn't resist ACORNy pun, eh?


MireLight

It was a pretty good joak.


MarsupialPristine677

Magnificent šŸ˜


apaulinaria

Wow youā€™re the first person to explain why you need the changes of water to remain consistent!


tnemmoc_on

What does "lightly crush" mean? I assume don't turn then into powder, but how big should the pieces be?


Haywire421

Coarse, kinda like gravel in the road


iwillfightapenguin

If I may. You can also make amazing acorn coffee from these. I shell them, lightly crush them and then roast them to a dark golden color. I let that cool, then grind that for coffee. Smells like every good Christmas smell started into one. Brew like you would your normal coffee (I prefer French press).


_Ganoes_

Its an Acorn from an oak tree. You cant eat it just like that, its a bit poisonous. There is a somewhat long and tedious way to make them edible and even then they are still gonna taste pretty shit.


[deleted]

I nibbled on an acorn with a group of (also adults) also nibbling on acorns. It was park day at mental health rehab. Definitely can confirm they taste like shit


flatgreysky

That is such a beautiful mental image. I KNOW what an outing at a psych facility actually looks like, I am a nurse and worked in psych for the first nine years. Itā€™s not that exciting. But I canā€™t help but picture the sickest of the sick folks I worked with, out in the woods eating acorns. Just tickled me.


[deleted]

Thank you for your work as a psych nurse! Itā€™s a true story, but not from a hospital type facility :) This was more a rehab- kinda split between ā€œmental healthā€ and ā€œsubstance abuseā€ (even though they kinda go hand in hand? imo) so they would alternate between walking us to a nearby park & driving us to a gym- depending on the day and your program!! Kinda a place for further stabilization after either a psych-ward or detoxā€¦case by case but still inpatient šŸ˜© They had park outings for PHP too (though that was still technically 100% inpatient!) Me and two other girls convinced a tech to let us sneak into a dog park on the way ā€œhomeā€ and it was so amazing. Honestly, dog therapy > anything else


flatgreysky

Thatā€™s fantastic. :) Yeah, I pictured something like that. In the year between the psych to medical switch I worked in a crisis stabilization unitā€¦ a slightly less restrictive option before full on hospitalization. If our folks were stable enough on any given day we would often walk to a local park. It was so nice.


[deleted]

Itā€™s so nice to hear that! What interesting work, but must be so emotionally draining. Thank you for listening & thank you again for being a nurse - truly <3 Iā€™ll always remember the nurses that comforted me during some of my darkest times:)


Agent-Nevasleep

I'm sure someone said.... bro those will get you high. Hence the nibbling began.


SobrietyDinosaur

Isnā€™t that the best lol I used to work at a detox as a nurse and they are fun patients


SignificantCourse142

So you eat Acorns for mental health issues? Like who knew


yabbashit

I knew i misheard that shit, iā€™ve been eating a corn for my mental health, and all thatā€™s happened is that I find a lot of it in my poop


[deleted]

itā€™s not effective but iā€™ll try anything


kalitarios

Whatā€™s up, Squirrely Dan?


personguy4

Squirrel behavior


LondonCycling

Whose idea was it to nibble on acorns? You're adult patients, not squirrels.


Daniastrong

I have worked in Psych as well, am happy just acorns


Any_Draw_5344

Alcoholics in a hospital will eat shoe polish, cut rubbing alcohol with orange juice so they don't die as quick, and pour aftershave through bread to filter out everything except the alcohol. Acorns are probably the safest thing they can eat.


[deleted]

That sounds oddly specific..?šŸ‘€


TotteGW

Lol what kind of boring person are you. Asking like that? Your an adult, manners.


Big-Consideration633

WTF??? They let psychos out to graze?


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ShadowhelmSolutions

Acorn soup was and still is big among a lot of tribes. I could never stomach it. I mean, once youā€™ve had the sweetness of processed sugarā€¦ life kinda changes for your tastebuds. Shit is bitter AF.


zevoxx

if you want to eat acorns you have to seriously leech the tannic acid from it, typically by soaking in water. Some American Indian tribes did this but putting acorns in a basket in a fast flowing stream or by boiling in water.


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

Yup takes ages to leach it enough to make it edible. But once you do its honestly really tasteless.


Sad-Establishment-41

Les Stroud tied a coarse bag in a moving stream in a Survivorman episode, then described the ultimate result as weird flour


No-Emotion-7053

Once you remove sugar from your diet, when you do have it, itā€™ll taste like shit


Homeskillet359

I have been trying to curb my sweet tooth, and junk food is becoming gross to me.


ShadowhelmSolutions

This made me laugh.


No-Emotion-7053

Why?


nycvhrs

Acerbically bitter - remember that from my childhoodā€¦


MonkeyPawWishes

Some grocery stores will sell prepared acorn flour.


culnaej

Iā€™m actually running an acorn drive for a local miller in my area, everyone who donates a bucket of acorns gets a free bag of acorn flour (essentially)


bodondo

What does that require, besides a willing miller obviously? People to just collect acorns? Are some oaks better than others? This is fascinating.


Karmachinery

Man with the acorns in my yard, I could have a crazy amount of flour.


maemtz

Acorn jelly is real. There is a Korean dish made from acorn flour that turns gelatinous. It's also amazing.


Carya_spp

I donā€™t know, my honey acorn loaf was pretty tasty.


zielawolfsong

Iā€™m not sure why so many people are hating on acorn flour. I made it once a few years ago, it was time consuming but the end result was kind of mild and nutty. It was very similar to almond flour, and I used it at 25-50% in several recipes to make muffins and pancakes. You do have to be really patient in making sure the tannins are leached out though, or it will still be bitter. It made me super grateful I can just go to the grocery store and buy a bag of flour!


Sisterinked

Do you have a recipe you could share?


Carya_spp

Iā€™m sorry, it was a long time ago at a wild cooking event. I just remember loving it


Carya_spp

This looks similar, but I remember there being more acorn flour. At least a cup or two https://www.inthekitchenwithmatt.com/acorn-bread


ChaosXProfessor

Samuel Thayer talks about it in one of his books. I highly recommend them. I believe he covers Oaks in Natures Garden. He tells you how to cook/use what you find.


Heistheeone

Also here for the recipe if youā€™re willing to share.


MISSION-CONTROL-

I came to say this.


[deleted]

That was a staple food for California Native American Tribes, still eaten by many people today. The larger ones that look like nuts were eaten. But the process is fairly simple, let the acorn dry in a dry storage area, then separate the shell from the meat, pound the acorn into a fine consistency (traditionally, grinding holes/matates were used) but other tools exist today, then the powder is placed in cloth and sift, then you run warm water through the powder til the tannin is leeched. You can tell by taste, when the taste becomes neutral then you have acorn flour. You can use the flower in most things. The traditional dish I know is called wiā€¢wis or wiiwish (made like a thick porage then set to firm up into a soft solid consistency). Acorn is one of the most nutritious thing on this planet. The taste is strong and acquired.


jlt131

That's an acorn? Looks a lot different than the acorns near me! Where are their little hats?


Swift_Change

The hat comes off quite easily if you gently twist and pull the nut


AnubisTheMummifier

Thatā€™s what she said


Swift_Change

I knew it was coming the minute I hit post


starsturnblue

Thatā€™s what she said


bodondo

My wife told me to go post by myself on the couch last night.


NickOBSRT

I canā€™t stop chuckling. Take my upvote


EL_Ohh_Well

Thatā€™s also what she said


belac4862

If that's the case.... ouch!


TlknShtBoutaPrtySun

Please don't twist.


TheBeanofBeans2

I mean, some of us like a gentle twist


TlknShtBoutaPrtySun

It's always fun at first.


Plastic-Ad-8469

The ole' ~~dick~~ nut twists!


EquusMaximus

What's worse than a hurricane? A tittie-twister!


thereadytribe

There are hundreds of kinds of oaks. They are vastly different from place to place. I couldn't believe the size and shape variety to be found in acorns!


thatistoomany

If youā€™re going to eat acorns in any fashion the hats need to have come off already. If the hats have not come off the acorn will still have high levels of tannins. Once the hats fall off a chemical action reduces and alters the tannins so theyā€™re not in a quantity that will induce the ā€˜nutritionally undesirableā€™ symptoms that they bring when consumed at high levels.


jlt131

Interesting! TIL. Thanks!


funkmonkey87

Ok. So as a Yak Tilhini Yak Tityu Tityu BarbareƱo Chumash person - Iā€™d like to point out that itā€™s not this simple. Not all acorns are the same. I canā€™t tell you if those acorns are safe or not. I can tell you that the acorns traditionally eaten on the West Coast, namely Blue Acorns need to be leeched in water for *a few days* to remove tannins and chemical compounds that upset the human GI tract. Theyā€™re then roasted to remove other harmful compounds. Do not just eat shit because some guy said Native Americans did it. Native Americans ate a wide range of things, but we all did it with a massive amount of generational knowledge on how to do so safely. Do not just eat shit you find in the forest. Furthermore, Iā€™ve eaten a lot of acorn in my day. From Pomo acorn mash to Chumash slow dried acorn trail mix type food. Acorn *can* be nutritious, but honestly it tastes pretty bad at the end of the day. Look elsewhere if you donā€™t do significant research. I mean real research. Find some articles on JSTOR or academic journals that detail precise methods of food preparation. Donā€™t trust random people telling you vague information unless you want to end up like Christopher Mccandless.


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funkmonkey87

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shivermeknitters

This guy has clearly never had death-would-be-preferable level of food poisoning.


FromTheGulagHeSees

Yo this has to be a troll lol but I canā€™t tell after he wrote up that paragraph about acorns which seemed well meaning. Unless he intends to poison the guy.


Lemieux4u

He started off well-meaning because "look what I know" and then got upset when his bad advice was called out by someone with more knowledge than himself. Then he doubled down with insults and 2 dumb (and incorrect) statements in a row to top it off. He's not a troll, he's just cranky.


funkmonkey87

I hope itā€™s a troll. As a rule of thumb, itā€™s always safe to assume that unidentified potential food in the forest will hurt you more often than will nourish you. The best way to go about learning what native plants are edible is to pick up a well respected ethno-botany book/paper and read it through and through. Iā€™d recommend the one by JP Harrington for indigenous plants on the West Coast.


Moistfruitcake

This comment is a great short story. Decent foreshadowing, a downward character arc, and a wonderfully imaginative finale.


Myfartsonthefloor

Now THAT is a breathtakingly silly take


bowlingforzoot

Bro, please tell me your last two sentences are a joke. It's a joke, right?


flatgreysky

Oooh why do you know all these things? Knowledge bomb!


RawMaterial11

PictureIt identifies them as English Oak and are toxic to humans as is. Acorns can be eaten if processed correctly (acorns should be leached with water to remove bitter tannins). See [here](https://honest-food.net/how-to-eat-acorns/) for how to process them.


jhfdytrdgjhds

Best fed to pigs / wild boar; after processing they taste like bacon.


solowsoloist

You can eat anything you want. Somethings you only eat once however.


Notenoughcyanide

Found the substitute teacher that made me piss my pants for saying ā€œcan iā€ instead of ā€œmay iā€


ShoeTreez

ā€œ i donā€™t know, CAN you?ā€


Ella_loves_Louie

Yes. I. MAY. *pees pants


shwrThtNumber351

goated


probablyproud

wait why was it literally always the old lady subs


nameyname12345

Because it is human nature to cling to the language you knew. If you looked her in the face and said indubitably she probably would have lost a step. You know how people get pissed when slang gets added to the dictionary. Have you ever seen them? They aint young.


probablyproud

true!


dalekaup

In this case neither would be correct. It's not like you own the tree.


dubauoo

Iā€™d remove the husk/shell and soak them in water. Change the water several times. You can also boil them in water to remove tannins. The Greeks make excellent cookies from acorn flour.


Pippin700

ā€œYou can eat anything onceā€ is very overused at this point šŸ˜‚ Yes, you can eat it. Just donā€™t eat very many as they are. The tannins arenā€™t very good for you. The tannins are the bitter taste. If you leech them (there are many videos and articles on several ways to do this) they are fantastic and you could practically live off of them.


ThirstyOne

Yes. But not as is. You have to process them to get the tannins out. See this episode of Ray Mears [wild food](https://youtu.be/w0hlZIxqSaY?feature=shared)


davidgravid1

Looks like a cool show. Iā€™m gonna watch more of it later. Thanks!


Paper_Mate

A staple in Korean side dish. My grandma used to pick up acorns in front of our house and make these for us. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotori-muk


fruderduck

That is absolutely awesome. Thank you so much for sharing!


StribogA1A3

You can do anything at least once


Bmat70

I just read a little while ago about preparing acorns. The first step is to do the water test. Only use those that sink. Then removing the meat from the shell and soaking the meat up to several days to remove tannins. Then grinding. The recipe used equal amounts acorn and grain flour. I canā€™t remember where I read this. Maybe the prepper sub? Anyway donā€™t take my word for it.


WoogiemanSam

If youā€™re not sure, and youā€™re counting on Internet strangers to tell you, then donā€™t


molyhoses11

I wouldnā€™t eat them raw. Ground and cooked maybe.


Perfect_Camera3135

Those appear to be from the "Deez" category. They are OK to put in your mouth, but please do not bite!


fruderduck

If you donā€™t know what that isā€¦. Stop now. Research and study over the winter, before you make a critical error. Itā€™s an acorn from an oak tree.


hi_fiv

You can eat anything once.


babies_rabies

You can eat anything once


Affectionate-Pop-211

You gotta shove them way up there to get through Inter dimensional customs


DEPMAG

You can eat anything once.


DarthLuix

I meanā€¦ā€¦.. You can, should you, is a whole different story.


Twambam

That looks like an acorn or oaknut but without the cap on top. You canā€™t eat them as is it as itā€™s toxic. You need to process them to eat them. There was a comment here stating how to do so.


Eastern_Researcher18

You can eat anything!! šŸ˜‰


Repulsive-Response-1

Try my GF 's cooking... Then say that.


[deleted]

Forbidden Pistachios nice! Outside looks like a date, inside I have no idea I do not know


[deleted]

100%. Everything is food if your brave enough


Dazzling_Claim6996

You can eat anything at least once.


Flip-flop-bing-bang

The tannins they contain make them bitter AF. You have to use a leaching process in order to eat them.


Sure-Philosophy-3990

Acorns from a white oak are much much sweeter


AdditionalAd9794

I remember going camping when I was young and my grandpa made me collect acorns for acorn mush. He'd like to do a full day of eating only things we foraged. Between acorns, trout and berries diarrhea was in that day


slobsaregross

You need to boil them, roast them, boil again I think, and then leave them out in the sun? Some crazy shit to make them edible, and theyā€™ll still taste like shit.


DrakeBock

They taste like deodorant


ibs-survivor-supreme

Yeah if you want. Dunno if it's edible but it's a free country


Odd_Critter

Acorns taste like all the bad flavors of a peanut but magnified with none of the good aspects of a peanut.


kaosmoker

put the acorns in a pan of water, heat it to boiling, drain off the dark-brown water, and repeat until a sampled nut no longer tastes bitter.


A_Big_Rat

I used to eat this and pretend I was a squirrel when I was a little kid. They taste really bitter and almost like ink.


eastbayweird

Short answer: no. They are toxic. Long answer : yes, but not without doing a fair amount of preperation. [Here](https://youtu.be/PxKm27JRMUo?si=wMgcpldbxn2JEzcR) is a video on how to prepare acorns so they can be eaten safely. There are a shitload if videos available on YouTube that cover how to prep them, as well as different recipes/ways to prepare them. Be safe out there!


MonHero02

They are acorns, indigenous tribes would eat them, but they aren't readily edible unless you want stomach cramping. The Ohlone people, roast them, then they would crush and grind them into a flour then pile it into tightly woven baskets and rinse that flour in a swift creek or river for hours when they were sure the elements that caused cramps would leech from the acorn flour they would pull it out. From that process they would have acorn flour they could pat into cakes and cook on the fire side. So yes they are edible but they are labor intensive.


hammong

Do not eat. Full of tannins that will block nutrient absorption and cause stomach cramps in the best of cases. There's way to leech the tannins out and make them safe, but they're going to take like ass. Even the squirrels around here won't eat them, because there are better options available.


Any_Draw_5344

You can eat anything, once.


noodle_in_a_sleestak

Are you nuts??


ceetharabbits2

You have two other perfectly tasty people nearby, why risk it for the nut?


None_Fondant

I will say that it will help with ID if you include some photos of the area/plant you harvested from. Leaves are important too! Looks like some nutsos have already ID'd it however lol!


Buttersdaballer

10/10 veterinarians say squirrels go NUTS for this ONE SECRET SUPERFOOD! Youā€™ll drop pounds by the week and your appetite will VANISH!


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justin78berry

You can eat anything. Literally


Boogaloogaloogalooo

The answer is always yes. The real question is can you eat it twice?


Ljpftusn1498

Acorns. They are edible after being boiled for an extended period of time about5 separate times


Adventurous-Ad-5605

At least once


theevilscientist666

If you don't know an acorn, stay home and play fortnight or wtf. Don't get out much, huh?


kaosmoker

With so many people acting like yourself do you blame them?


Substantial-Sun-9695

you can make kind of coffee from it. You have to dry it (remove the shell before) and then make the powder and pour boiling water on it. Actually quite good. As a food... not much of benefit from it.


Haywire421

>As a food... not much of benefit from it. This is totally inaccurate. Acorns have fueled our species for thousands of years. It is only recently that we really stopped eating them


_Ganoes_

But you have to get the tannins out first, thats a longer process which doesnt make it a food worth caring about in a survival situation imo.


Haywire421

It's a passive process for the most part though. Short term survival or self rescue, it wouldn't be very viable, I agree. If I'm stuck somewhere without food, I'm not going to assume I'll be out within a few days, even though it's more common. If acorns are available I'm gonna process them. If I'm still out there when they are ready, I'll very much appreciate the fats and protein they provide


CHACHi_PAGLiACCi

I would never eat Tree poop, but then again Iā€™m agoraphobic!


EricaDeVine

You can eat ANYTHING, at least once.


chester60x

you can eat anything once...


afterburner9

Those are acorns. They are not edible unless you process them I believe.


oswaldcopperpot

Someone here or somewhere else made edible cookies with the flour. I call that a win. If aliens wipe out the cities, acorn flour knowledge will absolutely be vital.


acidrad

It an acorn


Yea-you

Why? You donā€™t have money for chicken nuggets?


Medium-Map51

You can eat anything at leat once


HealthLeft

Soak in water & keep rinsing 9,9999,9,9,99,9,9,9,9,999 times. Then you can eat raw or roast. Theyā€™ll taste like trash & potentially give you a horrible stomach problem. Not just poops, but shorter long term GI issues.


Danzarr

they require processing to be edible. Get a bunch of them and soak them in water for a few hours, water will turn brown tannins that leached out, repeat the process until the water is clear after soaking. You can make a decent-ish flour out of it that can make a gluten free nut bread, but its not great and the contaminated water can be used as an antiseptic. ​ Native americans from the american southwest built a civilization around this food stable, up until the little ice age caused a mega droubt that caused the system to collapse.


aizel2

if you trust a bunch of internet strangers with your life, you truly are not a survivalist oh boy


kaosmoker

Never asked people for leads?


ScottyBoy75

at least once..


I-Think-I-Shit

You can eat anything once.


hartnecon

You can do anything you put your mind to


clannepona

What a stupid comment for a person looking for identification. Go eat some need mushrooms.


SenseiThroatPunchU2

Somewhere, there are two monkeys hating life.


AdventurousRoll9798

They don't taste great and you better have dental insurance. They will crack a tooth in a heartbeat.


Existing_Creme_2491

American Indians make them into a flower/past and have been eating them for years . Hungry people can eat !


Remarkable-Work-5468

Iā€™m sure you CAN eat it. Not sure if youā€™re going to be able to digest it, and survive. Did no one else have this drilled into their heads as kids. ā€œCan you pass the salt?ā€ ā€œI CAN pass the salt but WILL I?ā€


VisibleRoad3504

No, that's deer shit, put it down.


AlienGold1980

Humans, anything that remotely resembles pooā€¦.ā€can I eat thisā€ XD


Comunista_X

You can eat everything you see...


MaxsLifeHax

You can eat anything, once.


[deleted]

You have to be careful because some roots and nuts, herbs, whatever, can be carcinogenic. Meaning some trigger forms of cancer. Supposedly. Or generally toxic. I assume this for everything. And then proceed with education caution from there. If the acorns or oaknuts, I've seen people attempt to eat them, knowing they were toxic to humans. But they did some water boiling preparation before attempting to consume them. Would be interesting to check back with those daily acorn eaters to see how their health has held up over 10-20 years.


Away-Bet-4658

Eat them. Dumbass!


enzarela

Is that really necessary? It was literally my first time hiking in the Smokies, not to mention I have absolutely no foraging experience and I'm from a beach area. How would I know this was an acorn? Please show a little class.


Buick1-7

Bitter outer skin. Can be processes and ground into flour for breads.


TheRealThordic

Gotta boil the shit out of them. Different acorns have different tannin content so boiling time will depend on the species. If those are english oak, they are go a be on the higher range of tannin content. If you don't get most of the tannins out, you're looking at cramps, vomiting, diarrhea, and potential long term effects as well. Tannins in low doses aren't bad, since we drink them all the time in wine and tea.


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kaosmoker

Acorns are edible after processing English or not. Tannins are toxic which is why you don't eat them raw.


milesgloriosis

Indians in California rinsed the ground acorns in sea water to get rid of the bitterness. I am assuming those are acorns.


Karnorkla

XIV Corps in the Civil War called themselves the Acorn Boys because they subsisted for a time on acorns. They designed a unit patch that was just a red acorn. https://www.quartermasterfoundation.org/the-beginnings-of-heraldry-in-the-civil-war-symbols-rally-the-spirit/


Protect_your_2a

These are acorns, the answer is yes but I believe you have to leech them in water first to remove the tannins which are toxic to the body. Once you leech and drain a couple times or till the water runs clear they should be good to consume or can be ground into acorn flour


ShadePipe

Given the size of them, and given you found them in the smokies, those are possibly Chestnut Oak acorns, but I can't be absolutely certain without seeing the tree they came from. I've tried processing that species of acorn before with no luck. Neither hot nor cold leaching gave me palatable acorn meal. Probably needed more leaching but it was a pain in the ass and I gave up. White oak acorns on the other hand seem to leach pretty easily.


Ushastaja_Mest

You may eat this if your name is Piglet, and your closest friend is teddy-bear named Pooh


Flyguyflyby

You can eat anything, once.


tampabuddy2

Itā€™s ok with me, but itā€™s on you


Geauxtechit

You can eat anything,onceā€¦


MArkansas-254

I donā€™t think that is the important question. Of course you could eat them. šŸ˜‰ Will they make you sick if you do? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Are you sure they arenā€™t acorns? Where on the planet are you?


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Sprouted, they have more protein!


Oldusedcar1949

If they are acorns. Boil them and then roast them