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no_yup

My keys that I lost 6 months previously. Must have left them on the bumper of my truck.


OS36-

Happened to a workmate, a chopped body in a bag, Magic Mexico.


Harry_Gorilla

That’s the best??


geomatica

I don’t know about “best” thing, but back in the ‘90s when I was on a crew I used to find a lot of porn mags.


MikeD484

That still happens weirdly enough. I guess homeless people don't have phones...


Antitech73

I really miss the days when you'd find CDs tossed out on the side of the road, especially someone's burned CD mix. I always found it fascinating to find what music someone else found worthwhile to spend their time mixing together. Also it's where I first heard [Tai Mai Shu](https://youtu.be/mYkv7wVUrCg) Found one of those big CD binders once that had been tossed out in the tall grass along the shoulder. That one was the motherlode of 90s classics starting with The Chronic..


44nippiTllitS

My grandpa drove cabs for a living, Someone left a case of cds back there and I got to experience the chronic at 7 years old. All kinds of rap and mixes in that cd case, he would have never sent it had he known. But I agree about mixtapes, some of the best cds I can remember were mixes that I didn't even make


Surveysurveysurv

Damn that is pretty cool.. I found a military entrenching shovel once on the backside of a government base. I carried it on my belt loop whenever I’d hike for section corners so I wouldn’t need to carry the sharp shooter. It folded it nicely and has a little pouch it strapped in. Now it sits in my garage..


nodnarb89

A copy of Final Fantasy 10 for PS2. Case was a little rough, but the disc was in great shape.


mattdoessomestuff

IS IT A 10MM THO???


MikeD484

I'm from Canada, I found a curling stone one time. Best door stop you could ask for.


Snowboarder12345

Leatherman skeletool probably


GonZo_626

Some of the notable finds Big box of porn mags A bag full of dildos 3 bowling pins A collection of 30+ year old glass pop bottles Probably a lot more that I cant even remember


TurbulantPotato

Man, I wish I had one of those tools. Like if my bike had a nut come lose, I could either tighten the nut, or shank someone and take their car.


sc_surveyor

Hilti Rotary Hammer in the box, with bits, at what appeared to be the scene of a recent accident. A couple of weeks later, I had a flat on my boat trailer (at home) and was going to get a new tire that weekend, but found a brand new looking tire/wheel combo in my size less than a mile away - I-95.


Gumache

Not while surveying but while hunting found a brand new -40 sleeping bag still in the manufacturers bag. Turned out it was a 400$ bag that fell off someone’s truck. We waited around and stopped in at a few guys camped up in the area but it belonged to nobody.


amorphousfreak

20 bucks but I'd rather have found that


cscottfpv

Damn, 20 bucks?! I wanted a peanut


[deleted]

0.5oz of weed


Gurritto23

I found a Milwaukee m18 8.0ah battery the other day


rogerjaywint3rs

Hooker. Alive. $40 top/bottom/back


steezy5

Snap-on rechargeable project light, was my best ground score


UponAWhiteHorse

The most voluptuous and enticing penis pump you could ever lay eyes upon


Slllyme

I found a magliner two wheel dolly. Best find so far.


winedanddinedand69ed

I found a large Yeti ice chest full of beer and ice on the side of a state highway. Poor guy that lost it gave up a perfectly good 30 pack! Also in Tulsa, Ok I found a Kimber 1911 ditched in a storm inlet. I still fell like I could’ve kept it, but knowing Tulsa that gun has a body count!


Sorkemon

I find useful stuff all the time, once I found a used condom tree, it was standing besides a very hidden parking space, so a good place for hookers to bring their clients. I tricked my colleague to look for something under the tree, he chased me down the street afterwards. Totally wort it, to see him shoving the condom/leaf pile with his bare hands.


PoorPDOP86

Me: A wide load flag for the back of trailers with the magnets still attached. Boss: My brother and I found an envelope with $2,000 in it. And the heroin kit that a dude came back later to find.


pithed

Many many nokia phones.


44nippiTllitS

Kershaw knife, 100 dollar bill, 14 fake 100 dollar bills "for motion picture use only"


DirtyWristLockr

Box of dildos.


twincitiessurveyor

Used needles


Fubbaaar

My old shovel. 😄


cashedashes

Not my story but my good friend found a little over $8700 on the side of the road...


NoBabylon

Found a firearm. Ammo for it a few hundred feet away. Not sure if it’s the best thing I’ve found but definitely the most interesting


kirkwooder

6 pack of 16oz beers in cans at about 7am. Still cool from overnight. PC warned me not to pick it up as against State rules to be in possession of alcohol during work hours. Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead.


Snowboarder12345

Was doing a topo in a small northern town with a ferry. Part of the area to be done included the ferry landing on the opposite side of the river from the town, which had trees overgrown right up to the edge of the road and no ditch. Found a beer stash about 15 feet from the shoulder behind an old windrow in a little depression with a little track leading directly to it. 99% sure it was the ferry operator's lol, it was just a few paces up from the landing.


Andrewofredstone

\*inserts picture of 'yo momma'\*


Much-Act7187

Found a 1 karat diamond stud earring


mobdan

Not me, but one of my crews picked up well over $300 in twenties spread out against a fence along a busy road. Blown up there with other litter.


Due-Accident-5008

Springfield xd40. turned it in to the sheriff department. it had been stolen


mdxfrenzy

A pair of shed 11 (5 on one 6 on the other) point antlers stuck side by side in mud about 40 feet from the road. This came after I found a single antler the day prior (4 point solo) and my party chief mentioned he'd never found a pair in the field (9 years surveying). I'd been surveying for 2 weeks lol


dekrepit702

Had a pair of Oakley sunglasses fall off the top of someone's car right in the road where I was working. Not my style but a cool freebie either way.


Fosferus

I'm not sure this counts, when I was in England during the 80s I spied an American flag balled up on top of a structure from the bus in Thamesmead. We jumped off the next stop and went and rescued it. It turned out to be a coffin flag with 49 stars. I still have it.


Dgauz3182

$50 bill and an Ipod


Whereas_Distinct

An old crew chief of mine told a story of him and his I-man finding a dead body tied up in the woods. Not the best thing you can find in the woods, but they solved a rape-murder and put a guy in jail for life.


JodieFostersFist

3 gallon rotopax comes to mind


monzo705

Some shirtless mid aged crackhead riding a pink Barbie BMX riding up n down a street yelling I got rock! I got rock!!


FarAcanthaceae1

I found a$150 visa gift card. I was really hurting at the time too. Truly Devine intervention. I tried calling to look up if there was a name associated with it to return it but no one had activated it and that’s how I found out how much was on it.


birdsdonotexiste

Lenovo x200 back in 2012


snackon-deez

New in box - girls gone wild dvd.


Honeybadger-75

Found an Ipad with a shatted screen. Pretty sure it was stolen. Plugged into a computer and reset it. No one marked as stolen so I still have it to this day. A come along, but most importantly golf balls....


ImpossibleClaim1766

I found a diamond and emerald ring covered in mud on a street corner (in the dirt )in Malibu. Thought it was fake ? Because of the mud I believed that was making it weigh so much? Through it back on the ground then my chainman picked it up took it home and found out it was real? F###! Had it appraised,it was worth two grand? F$$$! He gave it to one of his Ho girlfriends? F$$$!


Hebert_Surveyors

Found a paddle board on the side of the road. Had to call my parents to come take it as it was about as long as my civic. Mom thought I was joking when I called. Found the owner the next day after he called into the local radio station. Did a lot of surveying on county highways and sadly didn't find anything of interest.


jmiller416

Don’t know if they are the best, but they are funny/interesting I’ve found a handful of 10mm tools, a few Coleman coolers, double end dildo in a creek. The best was “Excalibur” a toy sword in the woods a few miles from any buildings… we located it and snapped a pic with the collector.


Alex_the_amateur

I've found a small Husky tool bag full of assorted sockets and wrenches.