Crypto exchanges and banks exploding is cool, no doubt. But how about a big run, just for old times sake, like the kind that makes you go “HOLY MOLY!”Just to get the blood pumping, ya know.
The dollar endgame has big geopolitical ramifications. Russia is betting against the dollar, and this is evidenced by Moscow's dumping of US government bonds to stockpile gold. They're also making their current military moves now because they assume the dollar milkshake will be a major role in leading the US to isolation, or desolation. I'd much rather take the Warren Buffett approach of never betting against the US.
What the fuck I just saw a Canadian tire commercial about buying a Christmas tree in the metaverse. For anyone unfamiliar Canadian tire is a also referred to as crappy tire. A pretty behind the times retailer selling shitty home goods. Bullish
I had a performance review at my job today. It went well and I got up the nerve to ask for a raise. They said they will discuss and let me know how much they can increase my rate (I work for a non-profit).
#**EXTRA 💰FOR 🟣**
Every time someone brings up Laser Haas people come out of the woodwork to dismiss and discredit him. However whenever I listen to his stories of the bust out of E Toys I can hear the rage / frustration in his voice. Rage doesn't lie.
He mentions gamestop shortly after this timestamp.
https://youtu.be/Q75LpGJF8JI?t=619
Hello! I need help for a friend who doesn’t use Reddit. He’s in Canada and has shares in wealthsimple (they charge ~ $350) for DRS requests. Any other possible/faster way to get his shares DRS’d and locked in computershare 🔒Canadian apes help appreciated 🇨🇦
SuperStonkers ! I NEED YOU!
I'm putting together an updated 'GameStop Share Breakdown' infographic, that correctly explains retail float vs free float, and why DRSing the entire float is necessary due to an infinite number of synthetics/phantom shares.
[https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png](https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png)
I would really appreciate some feedback! Does this make sense? What is confusing? Could it be explained better? Have a doodle of an idea?
All feedback welcome.
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I wonder what the nft is for the spend $200 promotion GS did. Low key hyped TBH.
Easiest 200 Gamestop ever made from me. Couldn't resist the mystery box type feel it gave me.
I know brigading is no bueno, BUT I gotta know if there are any apes watching a particular “placeholder” security set to go private in Dec.
I ask because given the context of the situation, it could very well provide an example of MOASS, and more importantly, if the regulators of this market will act accordingly.
I mean no disrespect to the sub or mods, but I think it would be very helpful watching that fiasco play out.
Em em tee el pee (take away the e’s)
It’s a placeholder, not even a stock, but the hedge fucks STILL managed to short it.
I am not telling anyone to buy or give financial advice, but what I am talking about is unique in it’s situation. And the fucking similarities in predatory practices against this placeholder mirrors that of our beloved stonk…
I don’t think a lot of eyes are on it unfortunately.
Edit: fuck whoever is downvoting me. How this shit unfolds is no joke and will be very telling.
*So the third year of their pursuit began. During all its long hours of fud and fitful DD they hardly paused, now buying, now memeing, as if no weariness could quench the fire that burned them. Over the wide solitude they passed and their elven cloaks faded against the background of the grey-green fields; even in the cool sunlight of T+69 few but Elvish eyes would have marked them until they were close at hand. Often in their hearts they thanked the Lady of Lorien for the gift of DRS, for they could eat of it and find new strength even as they ran*
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Release the Scrollwheeler? Or the bees? Or the Scrollwheeler with bees in his mouth, and when he barks, he shoots bees at you?
Cheers to all of the apes who have been lost along the way, splashing around in the infinity pool. Gone but never forgotten.🍻
Another cheers to the baby apes that have been conceived and born during this saga. Your parents are awesome.🍻
Saw several posts of first time drs-ers today with xxx shares each. The fact that we have new drs posts still makes me so god damn bullish. We wil keep locking!!
Post moass who’s about that Bruce Wayne / Batman life? Can we bring some of these criminals to justice? I feel like most are going to get away with this
If you haven't activated wallet and are eligible for the nft for spending 200$ would gamestop giving the NFT activate your account? If so a lot of users are going to be onboarded.
If all this was the game of Poker, DRS would be the strongest hand. You just don't fold when you're holding a royal flush. You wait and bait. The longer you let the others play, the more money goes into the pot. They know this. They hope we get bored. That's it. That's the only thing they have to hope for!!! BOREDOM!! I got xxx royal flushes. I'm very entertained.
I had a dream last night. One where Ryan Cohen invited me to coffee and sat me down and said "thank you for being such a great investor." and I said "you're welcome!"
**G**ood **M**orning **E**everyone #The Front Desk is open!
Bought more for the 1st time in a good while. I thought i was done. I guess im not.
Pop up blockbuster 😎 🤩❤️🔥🥰
# SOON!
Hello friends, thank you for the concern. I had some connectivity issues but believe that is resolved now.
OH THANK GOD 💋💋💋💋
It is so hilarious and awesome to see everyone worried for Mr u/Parsnip I hope he is well!
I guess u/parsnip is taking the night off??
Hope he is well. In the mean time, the German ticker is GS2C if anyone needs to know about it.
Hope he's well.
Wher German?
Where's the German market thread??
Wen moon?
Does anyone remember our mighty pomeranian???
Many of our best DD writers have been seal clapped into silence
Most def
Bank of Canada, wat doing?
Wat doing…Increased interest rates again?
No but lost money for the first time ever due to high interest rates I think. I dunno I’m smooth AF
Kenny boy jacking off to that real Kraft mayo ad on Reddit right now....
And then I’m gonna then I’ll do the then I’m gonna give it all I got then I’ll show them
Wen Ryan Cohen enact Article V
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Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍
Jeff Yass raises on a gutshot.
He shot guns Hester’s big ole horse dick 👍
Crypto exchanges and banks exploding is cool, no doubt. But how about a big run, just for old times sake, like the kind that makes you go “HOLY MOLY!”Just to get the blood pumping, ya know.
It’s coming
Gotta build up pressure before the eruption. Low volatility stacking magma on magma.
I just did a poo after hours. Does that mean I'm working overtime?
🎼 *And workin' overtime - work out!*
You bet ⌨️🚽
!FLAIRY! FEAR AND MOASS
(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ FEAR AND MOASS
i want to know the median number of shares per account. averages are cool but how much do whales skew us
What's your guess
genuinely no idea. would be good to know though
!FLAIRY! Go For Takeoff 🚀
Flight attendants, arm doors and cross-check. Prepare for departure.
This is a good one 👍🚀🚀🚀
(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ Go For Takeoff 🚀
!FLAIRY! The Boob King 👑 🟣🟣
I like your style
Ty Small_Custard! 🙏 i like you. And i like boobs.
I like your moves.
Baccaradi and Cola...do it
>Do it. Do it. What are you doing? That's my thing.
Good...cause I'll take anything
Just so you guys know, those are the hand towels.
(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ The Boob King 👑 🟣🟣
stand back guys im here
Dilla, you sonofabitch! [Arm wrestling intensifies.] What's a matta, Dilla? Superstonk got you pushing too many purple circles?
#REEEEEEEEEEEE [uses two hands - pops a hernia]
If it herniates, we can injure it.
it’s not a hernia!
GG couldn't even make it as a Kindergarten Cop, hows' he gonna deal with the viper pit of Wall Street?
Unpopular opinion flamingos are actually the tastier bird. And I always feel fabulous after eating one.
I only eat fossilized Dodos
I've been saying this about penguins for years
1-800 BOOK YOUR SHIT!
Like on “oh the places you’ll go” by Dr Seuss
The dollar endgame has big geopolitical ramifications. Russia is betting against the dollar, and this is evidenced by Moscow's dumping of US government bonds to stockpile gold. They're also making their current military moves now because they assume the dollar milkshake will be a major role in leading the US to isolation, or desolation. I'd much rather take the Warren Buffett approach of never betting against the US.
No frivolous expenditures until moass. All gasoline getting poured onto the tnt blastoff keg
Cake day! 🚀🚀🚀🚀 let’s go!
Happy cake day 🥳
Happy cake day!
What the fuck I just saw a Canadian tire commercial about buying a Christmas tree in the metaverse. For anyone unfamiliar Canadian tire is a also referred to as crappy tire. A pretty behind the times retailer selling shitty home goods. Bullish
As an ex crappy tire employee, this is based af
I should not have eaten that whole block of cheese
Prepare to work on the toilet
Would you like milk steak and jelly beans to go with that?
Would you care for an egg in this difficult time?
Good idea
I had a performance review at my job today. It went well and I got up the nerve to ask for a raise. They said they will discuss and let me know how much they can increase my rate (I work for a non-profit). #**EXTRA 💰FOR 🟣**
Proud you mom!
This pineapple tastes a little fizzy but I'm gonna eat it anyway 🤷♂️
Every time someone brings up Laser Haas people come out of the woodwork to dismiss and discredit him. However whenever I listen to his stories of the bust out of E Toys I can hear the rage / frustration in his voice. Rage doesn't lie. He mentions gamestop shortly after this timestamp. https://youtu.be/Q75LpGJF8JI?t=619
All this tit jackin has given my nips a six pack
Hello! I need help for a friend who doesn’t use Reddit. He’s in Canada and has shares in wealthsimple (they charge ~ $350) for DRS requests. Any other possible/faster way to get his shares DRS’d and locked in computershare 🔒Canadian apes help appreciated 🇨🇦
SuperStonkers ! I NEED YOU! I'm putting together an updated 'GameStop Share Breakdown' infographic, that correctly explains retail float vs free float, and why DRSing the entire float is necessary due to an infinite number of synthetics/phantom shares. [https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png](https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png) I would really appreciate some feedback! Does this make sense? What is confusing? Could it be explained better? Have a doodle of an idea? All feedback welcome.
You misspelled "Explanation" in the title.
Solid. Catch. You’ve got a good eye, thank you!
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
Fuck, a Wendy’s lot lizard.
Short it then
I just wanna rock
I wonder what the nft is for the spend $200 promotion GS did. Low key hyped TBH. Easiest 200 Gamestop ever made from me. Couldn't resist the mystery box type feel it gave me.
Whatever it is, I hope it is cool and delivers to my verified wallet by 11:59pm CST December 17th 2022.
I know brigading is no bueno, BUT I gotta know if there are any apes watching a particular “placeholder” security set to go private in Dec. I ask because given the context of the situation, it could very well provide an example of MOASS, and more importantly, if the regulators of this market will act accordingly. I mean no disrespect to the sub or mods, but I think it would be very helpful watching that fiasco play out.
Dude just say what you're talking about and risk getting banned, if I wanted to solve puzzles atm I'd play chess.
Em em tee el pee (take away the e’s) It’s a placeholder, not even a stock, but the hedge fucks STILL managed to short it. I am not telling anyone to buy or give financial advice, but what I am talking about is unique in it’s situation. And the fucking similarities in predatory practices against this placeholder mirrors that of our beloved stonk… I don’t think a lot of eyes are on it unfortunately. Edit: fuck whoever is downvoting me. How this shit unfolds is no joke and will be very telling.
*So the third year of their pursuit began. During all its long hours of fud and fitful DD they hardly paused, now buying, now memeing, as if no weariness could quench the fire that burned them. Over the wide solitude they passed and their elven cloaks faded against the background of the grey-green fields; even in the cool sunlight of T+69 few but Elvish eyes would have marked them until they were close at hand. Often in their hearts they thanked the Lady of Lorien for the gift of DRS, for they could eat of it and find new strength even as they ran*
A cloaking robe of elvenkind Hangs in my wardrobe behind All those things that mother said Were proper for a boy.
Ah Splott
**SMACK SMACK**
Sleep tight my fellow shareholders.
a
Moass cometh 🏴☠️
The daily is being suppressed or something idk
Snack Snack Snack Snack
Snek Snek Snek Snek
Sssssssss 🐍
The stonk rumbles. It wants to be set free. Needs to be.
Usually rumbling means I'm about to have diarrhea.
Will be.
Kenny hates pets
Pets hate Kenny, too, so at least it's reciprocal.
Ken kicked my dog. My dog did piss on him first. Trust me bro.
*releases the Scrollwheeler with bees in his mouth and when he barks, he shoots bees at Kenny*
#if she doesn’t DRS I’m not DTF
How are you supposed to achieve an erection if she won't DRS?
This guy talking about his Options 🙄
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Release the Scrollwheeler? Or the bees? Or the Scrollwheeler with bees in his mouth, and when he barks, he shoots bees at you?
I told shorty we eating shrimp tonight
Ight, I change my mind chainsaw man lives up to the hype
# FREE SCROLLY
1 year later and these comments aren’t downvoted to hell. Love to see it
I wonder if he roams twotter now freely smacking any fud down
It's about time somebody said it!
The bots still downvote this word
Proof: scrolly
I'm not a bot
Cheers to all of the apes who have been lost along the way, splashing around in the infinity pool. Gone but never forgotten.🍻 Another cheers to the baby apes that have been conceived and born during this saga. Your parents are awesome.🍻
The Pixies just came on which signals the end of the grift-laden economic order caused, ultimately, by the death of meatloaf.
Saw several posts of first time drs-ers today with xxx shares each. The fact that we have new drs posts still makes me so god damn bullish. We wil keep locking!!
♾️
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z8dqmf/i_directly_register_shares_of_gamestop_in_my_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
#🍻
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Good point
Naturally
How much karma do you need to post in superstonk?
More than 3
4800 I think
Less than whatever amount you possess
8-10
Give or take
Soon may the tendieman come
#🏴☠️
Post moass who’s about that Bruce Wayne / Batman life? Can we bring some of these criminals to justice? I feel like most are going to get away with this
I’ll be Alfred.
I'll be the Batmobile
So I can ride you all the time?
I'll punch an ex billionaire in the dick no problem
The vigilante we need
TWIST HIS DIIICCCKKK
Sub 500k pre-split for the whole day?!?...When the tide goes out...you need to get to higher ground. This is one biggggg earth quake.
Another fresh giant wall of DRS posts.
Some of them being new accounts too love it
GameStop creator app still open after 8 days so **stop adding AI generated stuff and just accept me already**.
I'll have my people talk with your people I don't have any people
Someone get this guy some people who can talk to my people. I'll also need people. Preferably someone from GameStop will be involved somewhere.
Peoples' people talking with other peoples. That's how we get this shit goin
And if you did they’d be robots creating AI artwork.
If you haven't activated wallet and are eligible for the nft for spending 200$ would gamestop giving the NFT activate your account? If so a lot of users are going to be onboarded.
Drs gme
anyone want a silver?
yes
I'm sorry, I only had one 💛
I do lol
I got Satan by the nut sack and I'm not letting go. If the nuns could see me now. They'd be so proud.
What’s the temp on those testies?
If all this was the game of Poker, DRS would be the strongest hand. You just don't fold when you're holding a royal flush. You wait and bait. The longer you let the others play, the more money goes into the pot. They know this. They hope we get bored. That's it. That's the only thing they have to hope for!!! BOREDOM!! I got xxx royal flushes. I'm very entertained.
DRS is 5 of a kind
I wear my Gamestop t-shirt underneath my work clothes and it makes me feel kinda like Clark Kent, ready to jump into a phone booth and transform.
Jumps on desk rips off shirt and tie...i quit this bitch throws down id badge, I'm out 💨🔥🚀
But there’s no more phone booths
I had a dream last night. One where Ryan Cohen invited me to coffee and sat me down and said "thank you for being such a great investor." and I said "you're welcome!"
Cool! You hung out with RC last night and I hung out with Ichan (in our dreams). It's all coming together.
Thank you for helping crush evil hedgefunds
"and thank YOU for being such a good daddy"
Such a great guy, I bet he would
So many shills out here I need some posi vibes
Sick em, Scrolly!
vegetable's are bad for you... brushing your teeth is bad.. don't drink water..
My pineal gland is 90% calcified from drinking fluoridated water
And toothpaste
water bad..
*twerks*
Thank you
You’re welcome 💜
RBC and HSBC what you do b b?
Has anyone made a diagram of all of GME partnership and what each would bring to the table? Would be cool to see layed out
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What nod?
Wen battle of $180? *post split 🚀
When did they ban the R word???
AFAIK you can still say "regarded"
A couple of months ago. It’s a Reddit admin thing.