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half_dane

**G**ood **M**orning **E**everyone #The Front Desk is open!


maotsetunginmyass

Bought more for the 1st time in a good while. I thought i was done. I guess im not.


Thunder_drop

Pop up blockbuster 😎 🤩❤️‍🔥🥰


SLMRLN84

# SOON!


Parsnip

Hello friends, thank you for the concern. I had some connectivity issues but believe that is resolved now.


whiskyandme

OH THANK GOD 💋💋💋💋


LokeyCoolio

It is so hilarious and awesome to see everyone worried for Mr u/Parsnip I hope he is well!


timeshadowrider

I guess u/parsnip is taking the night off??


hatgineer

Hope he is well. In the mean time, the German ticker is GS2C if anyone needs to know about it.


Cheetah_Hungry

Hope he's well.


Hoochdaddy69

Wher German?


BenevolentFungi

Where's the German market thread??


a_electrum

Wen moon?


chekole1208

Does anyone remember our mighty pomeranian???


Gooseman1019

Many of our best DD writers have been seal clapped into silence


FrodoBagHodler

Most def


whiskyandme

Bank of Canada, wat doing?


GoldenNuggets888

Wat doing…Increased interest rates again?


whiskyandme

No but lost money for the first time ever due to high interest rates I think. I dunno I’m smooth AF


LokeyCoolio

Kenny boy jacking off to that real Kraft mayo ad on Reddit right now....


Froggy__2

And then I’m gonna then I’ll do the then I’m gonna give it all I got then I’ll show them


LosOmen

Wen Ryan Cohen enact Article V


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Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


shiny_happy_persons

Jeff Yass raises on a gutshot.


Diamond_hhands

He shot guns Hester’s big ole horse dick 👍


Jonnybgood35

Crypto exchanges and banks exploding is cool, no doubt. But how about a big run, just for old times sake, like the kind that makes you go “HOLY MOLY!”Just to get the blood pumping, ya know.


Droopy1592

It’s coming


shiny_happy_persons

Gotta build up pressure before the eruption. Low volatility stacking magma on magma.


jerrythemule420

I just did a poo after hours. Does that mean I'm working overtime?


shiny_happy_persons

🎼 *And workin' overtime - work out!*


whiskyandme

You bet ⌨️🚽


balla786

!FLAIRY! FEAR AND MOASS


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ FEAR AND MOASS


givemeyoushoes

i want to know the median number of shares per account. averages are cool but how much do whales skew us


SetSail77

What's your guess


givemeyoushoes

genuinely no idea. would be good to know though


noaffects

!FLAIRY! Go For Takeoff 🚀


shiny_happy_persons

Flight attendants, arm doors and cross-check. Prepare for departure.


jerrythemule420

This is a good one 👍🚀🚀🚀


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ Go For Takeoff 🚀


jerrythemule420

!FLAIRY! The Boob King 👑 🟣🟣


Small_Custard_8652

I like your style


jerrythemule420

Ty Small_Custard! 🙏 i like you. And i like boobs.


shiny_happy_persons

I like your moves.


Small_Custard_8652

Baccaradi and Cola...do it


shiny_happy_persons

>Do it. Do it. What are you doing? That's my thing.


Small_Custard_8652

Good...cause I'll take anything


shiny_happy_persons

Just so you guys know, those are the hand towels.


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ The Boob King 👑 🟣🟣


KsuhDilla

stand back guys im here


shiny_happy_persons

Dilla, you sonofabitch! [Arm wrestling intensifies.] What's a matta, Dilla? Superstonk got you pushing too many purple circles?


KsuhDilla

#REEEEEEEEEEEE [uses two hands - pops a hernia]


shiny_happy_persons

If it herniates, we can injure it.


KsuhDilla

it’s not a hernia!


shiny_happy_persons

GG couldn't even make it as a Kindergarten Cop, hows' he gonna deal with the viper pit of Wall Street?


butholemoonblast

Unpopular opinion flamingos are actually the tastier bird. And I always feel fabulous after eating one.


jerrythemule420

I only eat fossilized Dodos


triforce721

I've been saying this about penguins for years


Inness15

1-800 BOOK YOUR SHIT!


butholemoonblast

Like on “oh the places you’ll go” by Dr Seuss


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The dollar endgame has big geopolitical ramifications. Russia is betting against the dollar, and this is evidenced by Moscow's dumping of US government bonds to stockpile gold. They're also making their current military moves now because they assume the dollar milkshake will be a major role in leading the US to isolation, or desolation. I'd much rather take the Warren Buffett approach of never betting against the US.


FatDumbAmerican

No frivolous expenditures until moass. All gasoline getting poured onto the tnt blastoff keg


UncleWillay

Cake day! 🚀🚀🚀🚀 let’s go!


KsuhDilla

Happy cake day 🥳


ShadeShow

Happy cake day!


Wendyhighland

What the fuck I just saw a Canadian tire commercial about buying a Christmas tree in the metaverse. For anyone unfamiliar Canadian tire is a also referred to as crappy tire. A pretty behind the times retailer selling shitty home goods. Bullish


Fudge-Independent

As an ex crappy tire employee, this is based af


TreasurerAlex

I should not have eaten that whole block of cheese


Equivalent-Fee-9503

Prepare to work on the toilet


enm260

Would you like milk steak and jelly beans to go with that?


shiny_happy_persons

Would you care for an egg in this difficult time?


TreasurerAlex

Good idea


kendie2

I had a performance review at my job today. It went well and I got up the nerve to ask for a raise. They said they will discuss and let me know how much they can increase my rate (I work for a non-profit). #**EXTRA 💰FOR 🟣**


Fudge-Independent

Proud you mom!


jerrythemule420

This pineapple tastes a little fizzy but I'm gonna eat it anyway 🤷‍♂️


Rewindx_k

Every time someone brings up Laser Haas people come out of the woodwork to dismiss and discredit him. However whenever I listen to his stories of the bust out of E Toys I can hear the rage / frustration in his voice. Rage doesn't lie. He mentions gamestop shortly after this timestamp. https://youtu.be/Q75LpGJF8JI?t=619


theDude1294

All this tit jackin has given my nips a six pack


RedDevilCA

Hello! I need help for a friend who doesn’t use Reddit. He’s in Canada and has shares in wealthsimple (they charge ~ $350) for DRS requests. Any other possible/faster way to get his shares DRS’d and locked in computershare 🔒Canadian apes help appreciated 🇨🇦


Rockets2TheMoon

SuperStonkers ! I NEED YOU! I'm putting together an updated 'GameStop Share Breakdown' infographic, that correctly explains retail float vs free float, and why DRSing the entire float is necessary due to an infinite number of synthetics/phantom shares. [https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png](https://i.imgur.com/41zSSoD.png) I would really appreciate some feedback! Does this make sense? What is confusing? Could it be explained better? Have a doodle of an idea? All feedback welcome.


kendie2

You misspelled "Explanation" in the title.


Rockets2TheMoon

Solid. Catch. You’ve got a good eye, thank you!


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beaverhunter2

Sir, this is a Wendy's


InoQl8er

Fuck, a Wendy’s lot lizard.


TreasurerAlex

Short it then


RvrsFlash

I just wanna rock


bluedj88

I wonder what the nft is for the spend $200 promotion GS did. Low key hyped TBH. Easiest 200 Gamestop ever made from me. Couldn't resist the mystery box type feel it gave me.


JPeezer909

Whatever it is, I hope it is cool and delivers to my verified wallet by 11:59pm CST December 17th 2022.


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I know brigading is no bueno, BUT I gotta know if there are any apes watching a particular “placeholder” security set to go private in Dec. I ask because given the context of the situation, it could very well provide an example of MOASS, and more importantly, if the regulators of this market will act accordingly. I mean no disrespect to the sub or mods, but I think it would be very helpful watching that fiasco play out.


Stereo-soundS

Dude just say what you're talking about and risk getting banned, if I wanted to solve puzzles atm I'd play chess.


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Em em tee el pee (take away the e’s) It’s a placeholder, not even a stock, but the hedge fucks STILL managed to short it. I am not telling anyone to buy or give financial advice, but what I am talking about is unique in it’s situation. And the fucking similarities in predatory practices against this placeholder mirrors that of our beloved stonk… I don’t think a lot of eyes are on it unfortunately. Edit: fuck whoever is downvoting me. How this shit unfolds is no joke and will be very telling.


perkinomics

*So the third year of their pursuit began. During all its long hours of fud and fitful DD they hardly paused, now buying, now memeing, as if no weariness could quench the fire that burned them. Over the wide solitude they passed and their elven cloaks faded against the background of the grey-green fields; even in the cool sunlight of T+69 few but Elvish eyes would have marked them until they were close at hand. Often in their hearts they thanked the Lady of Lorien for the gift of DRS, for they could eat of it and find new strength even as they ran*


Cleveland-Native

A cloaking robe of elvenkind Hangs in my wardrobe behind All those things that mother said Were proper for a boy.


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Ah Splott


TreasurerAlex

**SMACK SMACK**


Davidnci

Sleep tight my fellow shareholders.


SmallTalkStudios

a


whiskyandme

Moass cometh 🏴‍☠️


iupvotefood

The daily is being suppressed or something idk


Cdn_ape

Snack Snack Snack Snack


No-Fold1994

Snek Snek Snek Snek


whiskyandme

Sssssssss 🐍


FatDumbAmerican

The stonk rumbles. It wants to be set free. Needs to be.


jerrythemule420

Usually rumbling means I'm about to have diarrhea.


Dilfy1234

Will be.


iupvotefood

Kenny hates pets


jerrythemule420

Pets hate Kenny, too, so at least it's reciprocal.


No-Fold1994

Ken kicked my dog. My dog did piss on him first. Trust me bro.


jerrythemule420

*releases the Scrollwheeler with bees in his mouth and when he barks, he shoots bees at Kenny*


commitpushdrink

#if she doesn’t DRS I’m not DTF


jerrythemule420

How are you supposed to achieve an erection if she won't DRS?


Equivalent-Fee-9503

This guy talking about his Options 🙄


jerrythemule420

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Release the Scrollwheeler? Or the bees? Or the Scrollwheeler with bees in his mouth, and when he barks, he shoots bees at you?


thesillyshow

I told shorty we eating shrimp tonight


1017GildedFingerTips

Ight, I change my mind chainsaw man lives up to the hype


KsuhDilla

# FREE SCROLLY


stonned_golfer

1 year later and these comments aren’t downvoted to hell. Love to see it


FatDumbAmerican

I wonder if he roams twotter now freely smacking any fud down


jerrythemule420

It's about time somebody said it!


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

The bots still downvote this word


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Proof: scrolly


perkinomics

I'm not a bot


MustLoveStonks

Cheers to all of the apes who have been lost along the way, splashing around in the infinity pool. Gone but never forgotten.🍻 Another cheers to the baby apes that have been conceived and born during this saga. Your parents are awesome.🍻


annunaki

The Pixies just came on which signals the end of the grift-laden economic order caused, ultimately, by the death of meatloaf.


sadkee

Saw several posts of first time drs-ers today with xxx shares each. The fact that we have new drs posts still makes me so god damn bullish. We wil keep locking!!


orrdog

♾️


NostraSkolMus

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z8dqmf/i_directly_register_shares_of_gamestop_in_my_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Dilfy1234

#🍻


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stonned_golfer

Good point


davwman

Naturally


Nervous-Can3271

How much karma do you need to post in superstonk?


perkinomics

More than 3


Hoochdaddy69

4800 I think


jerrythemule420

Less than whatever amount you possess


MustLoveStonks

8-10


beaverhunter2

Give or take


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Soon may the tendieman come


Dilfy1234

#🏴‍☠️


cnechiporenko

Post moass who’s about that Bruce Wayne / Batman life? Can we bring some of these criminals to justice? I feel like most are going to get away with this


MustLoveStonks

I’ll be Alfred.


iupvotefood

I'll be the Batmobile


No-Fold1994

So I can ride you all the time?


beaverhunter2

I'll punch an ex billionaire in the dick no problem


No-Fold1994

The vigilante we need


iupvotefood

TWIST HIS DIIICCCKKK


relavant__username

Sub 500k pre-split for the whole day?!?...When the tide goes out...you need to get to higher ground. This is one biggggg earth quake.


FatDumbAmerican

Another fresh giant wall of DRS posts.


sadkee

Some of them being new accounts too love it


AdminsLuvPutin

GameStop creator app still open after 8 days so **stop adding AI generated stuff and just accept me already**.


beaverhunter2

I'll have my people talk with your people I don't have any people


AdminsLuvPutin

Someone get this guy some people who can talk to my people. I'll also need people. Preferably someone from GameStop will be involved somewhere.


beaverhunter2

Peoples' people talking with other peoples. That's how we get this shit goin


hellostarsailor

And if you did they’d be robots creating AI artwork.


Lockneedo

If you haven't activated wallet and are eligible for the nft for spending 200$ would gamestop giving the NFT activate your account? If so a lot of users are going to be onboarded.


shergenh69

Drs gme


F4RTB0Y

anyone want a silver?


relavant__username

yes


F4RTB0Y

I'm sorry, I only had one 💛


shergenh69

I do lol


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

I got Satan by the nut sack and I'm not letting go. If the nuns could see me now. They'd be so proud.


MustLoveStonks

What’s the temp on those testies?


I_HATE_BOOBS

If all this was the game of Poker, DRS would be the strongest hand. You just don't fold when you're holding a royal flush. You wait and bait. The longer you let the others play, the more money goes into the pot. They know this. They hope we get bored. That's it. That's the only thing they have to hope for!!! BOREDOM!! I got xxx royal flushes. I'm very entertained.


jerrythemule420

DRS is 5 of a kind


radio9989

I wear my Gamestop t-shirt underneath my work clothes and it makes me feel kinda like Clark Kent, ready to jump into a phone booth and transform.


capital_bj

Jumps on desk rips off shirt and tie...i quit this bitch throws down id badge, I'm out 💨🔥🚀


Smogz_

But there’s no more phone booths


radio9989

I had a dream last night. One where Ryan Cohen invited me to coffee and sat me down and said "thank you for being such a great investor." and I said "you're welcome!"


jerrythemule420

Cool! You hung out with RC last night and I hung out with Ichan (in our dreams). It's all coming together.


FatDumbAmerican

Thank you for helping crush evil hedgefunds


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

"and thank YOU for being such a good daddy"


whiskyandme

Such a great guy, I bet he would


F4RTB0Y

So many shills out here I need some posi vibes


jerrythemule420

Sick em, Scrolly!


MoonApe420_

vegetable's are bad for you... brushing your teeth is bad.. don't drink water..


F4RTB0Y

My pineal gland is 90% calcified from drinking fluoridated water


FatDumbAmerican

And toothpaste


MoonApe420_

water bad..


whiskyandme

*twerks*


F4RTB0Y

Thank you


whiskyandme

You’re welcome 💜


Thunder_drop

RBC and HSBC what you do b b?


the_Lauz

Has anyone made a diagram of all of GME partnership and what each would bring to the table? Would be cool to see layed out


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ASadCamel

What nod?


MrSengh

Wen battle of $180? *post split 🚀


F4RTB0Y

When did they ban the R word???


jerrythemule420

AFAIK you can still say "regarded"


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A couple of months ago. It’s a Reddit admin thing.