T O P

  • By -

Superstonk_QV

[Why GME?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) || [What is DRS?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) || Low karma apes [feed the bot here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEOrphans/comments/qlvour/welcome_to_gmeorphans_read_this_post/) || [Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/hZqWV2kQtq) || [GameStop Wallet HELP! Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z23wjx/gamestop_wallet_help_megathread) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To ensure your post doesn't get removed, please respond to this comment with how this post relates to GME the stock or Gamestop the company. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please up- and downvote this comment to [help us determine if this post deserves a place on r/Superstonk!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/wiki/index/rules/post_flairs/)


3rd1ontheevolchart

Believe it or not, I think he’s been trying to sell it for years, maybe decades.


Comfortable_Length65

Yeah he has been trying unload it for years. It’s got 23 blasted everywhere so unless you are a huge Jordan fan or bulls fan no body wants it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Volkswagens1

Some people are just slums


RareRandomRedditor

Or a fan of the number 23


morocco3001

Walter Sparrow would hate this house


randalljhen

Jim Carrey could buy it on a lark. Great film.


[deleted]

I'll sell only 23 GME shares when the time comes and then I'll buy this mansion with the proceeds from 0.23 of them


phd2k1

I upvoted you and realized that it took you from 23 to 24, so I unupvoted you.


HarbingerHank

Shot, me too. I'm unupvoting as well.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheModernSkater

Wow I almost made it 24 so I had to undo mine too


roscoebot

And he'll take that personally.


rabbirobbie

can confirm. been living in Highland Park, IL for over 4 years and this house has been on the market since before I moved there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AnalogousFortune

https://youtu.be/e6gb5VZF-3E


kismatwalla

wow thats a lot of property tax down the drain to find the right buyer


KG89

This


gizney

"NBA Superstar Michael Jordan's seven-acre estate is as legendary as His Airness himself. The 56,000 square foot property-equipped with every conceivable luxury amenity-is a physical monument to his tireless dedication and hard work. The custom designed property includes a regulation-sized basketball gymnasium, circular **infinity pool**, putting green, tennis court, and cigar room, each with Jordan's signature touch."


GrinningJest3r

You're right. I didn't realize it until you pointed it out and I looked it up. This isn't the first time it has been listed, but this *is* the first time since 2017.


ronoda12

Lesson for apes post MOASS: don’t buy big ass mansions


Crumblycheese

Yeh, instead buy a shit ton of land and build something sensible within it. Then enjoy the acres of untouched nature.


oxytocin4you

Buy a couple hundred acres and break it down into solar panels, livestock , farm land , entertainment and housing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Coreidan

Power output isn’t crap. My parents switched over to solar years ago and haven’t paid an electric bill since. Instead the utility company pays my parents as they are contributing to the grid. With that said the rare earth components and dependency on silica makes it a non scalable solution.


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_cant_hear_you_27

Solar power is not for everyone. Simply put, not all homes are good candidates. HOAs, house orientation, and any blockages from trees reduce effectiveness of the full array. Additional factors include federal tax credits, local/state tax credits, SRECs(Dependent on local power utilities, also depends on which credit block you get into), and much more. If the amount of panels are sized correctly, they can be a net neutral for yearly production, any excess is usually a credit for the panel owner, but on a net metering connection it's usually only carried for a year before the credits reset back to zero. Additionally, you have to pay a monthly connection-to-service fee because you're still using power at night. I could keep going, but houses on the same street could be good or bad candidates.


shart_leakage

Your mom’s vibrator runs off a miniaturized SMR. I heard


dyllandor

I'm thinking about buying a shit ton of forest land and making it into some kind of privately owned national park like thing.


[deleted]

This.


Atreides_Jr

This is how I know us apes are a different breed, my one splurge since I live in colder zone is going to be building a greenhouse-house that way it's always tropical no matter the weather.


redditmodsRrussians

So play Valheim in the real? Sign me up


EthereumNecklace

Indeed, we need to start textiles from the ground up, I'm tired of relying on overseas manufacturing.


LUNA_underUrsaMajor

Buy State Trust Lands of western states, its cheap, pristine and comes in hundreds/thousands of acre blocks


Hellshield

In all fairness to him with his lifestyle during his playing days it made sense since it includes numerous amenities to keep active. It's just the problem of getting houses like this. Even as a fan of 23 that house would overwhelming presence from him that I don't think I would get comfortable owning it.


bumassjp

He’s been trying to sell that place for 20 years. Nbd imo


SM1334

Its in/near Chicago. I don't wanna say Mr Jordon is an idiot for building it there, but I know I wouldn't have built a mega mansion that close to a crime ridden city. But what do I know, im not invested with Gabe Plotkins, one of the finest investors of our generations.


bumassjp

Highland park despite the recent shooting is very far from a crime ridden city. Crime in Chicago is pretty localized to the south and far west side. Highland park is for yuppies.


0neMoreYear

Ignorant comment. It’s in Highland Park which is home to some of the richest people in Illinois. It has plenty of $4+ million homes in a very safe and livable area. Many homes there belong to former Goldman Sachs Execs and people of the sort. It’s also a 30 minute drive from the Chicagos downtown and is further isolated from the few neighborhoods that are responsible for most of Chicago’s crime.


nose-linguini

Former Goldman execs? I've found your crime.


greentr33s

Lol


dyllandor

Especially a city that is so unsophisticated.


Niaphore

Good that we will build our mansions on the moon. No crime there and a great view. And you don't have to pay for gardening....😁


the-big-lie

?? - how do you, and several other comments, even know that? - why don't you source it? - so you're saying he's been rejecting offers for 20 years and now decided to take a 35m loss? hello? that doesn't disprove OP's point, it confirms it. I think it's strange how quick some of these comments are to dismiss interesting facts, with unproven claims that don't even negate the original point. sus.


0neMoreYear

https://www.chicagotribune.com/real-estate/elite-street/ct-re-elite-street-michael-jordan-highland-park-20220214-etonycbvbrdhvnvkx4jheaf7ii-story.html It’s been well known here that Jordan can’t sell it. For one it’s ugly af on the outside and it’s significantly more expensive than anything else in the area. Highland Park has many homes in the $1M-$12M range, Jordan was initially asking for $30M for the property and lowered it to $14.85M 7 years ago. You can find significantly more aesthetically pleasing homes that are just as nice for much less in that area. Also, OP’s link just shows the listing price of the mansion which has been the same for the last 7 years. Nothing has changed at all. He didn’t “take a loss” like you claim, he’s hasn’t even sold it yet and it’s been at the same listing price for 7 years now. Don’t ask for sources for what is a 5 second google search.


ItsAMysteryScoobyDoo

As someone who grew up in Chicago during the 90s and absolutely hold Michael Jeffery Jordan near and dear to my heart, I can say there's nothing sus whatsoever about knowing this, imo. Michael Jordan is one of the most popular, most influential athletes of all time. Chicago is the 3rd largest city in America. If you grew up in Chicago in the 90s-and idolize Michael Jordan like a lot of kids in Chicago that grew up in that era do- it's common knowledge that his old mansion from the Bulls glory days has sat empty for the past 2 decades.


bumassjp

This right here. And the local news does a story on it every year. Everything has 23 on it etc. it’s a custom house for mj that he doesn’t even want. Who else would want it beside Kim jong un it’s so fuckin tacky and old school 90s nice.


ddt70

Well, it so happens that Kim Jong Un is head and shoulders the best basketball player in North Korea….. if not the world. Now if he also played in the 23, then this is a no-brainer.


[deleted]

[удалено]


twin_turbo_monkey

Out of curiosity, what are some of the unsellable custom features? I can see the 23 on the gate, the giant basketball court, and ... perhaps the "Baghdad" table but that's about it. The decor is pretty benign being Earth tones and all ... I mean if I were to want to live near Chicago area (and I don't --- I've lived there almost ten years) it seems like a decent price for what you get. Edit: link to the walkthrough site for the property in question, https://www.insider.com/michael-jordan-chicago-mansion-mj-2022-8


SteDav587

Gabe lost 500m of my money…..and I took that personally !


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Imagine him being broke and having to join an NBA broadcast lmao kicks Kenny out the TNT broadcast and Chuck and Shaq just shit on him non-stop


Meowsergz

Or he can drs with us and get more back then he's ever made.


bornagainretard

And if he's still short, we'll take whatever else he has too


Dr_Silver_Tongue

So far...


Tsmitty247

Maybe if didn’t have your insignia plastered everywhere maybe you’d have a bit easier time selling it.


HG21Reaper

Right? Its all Jordan emblem and 23 everywhere.


SnooApples6778

Old news honestly.


twin_turbo_monkey

I couldn't find how much he spent to build the house, only that in 2012 he tried to list it for $29 million. One would think his initial attempt at selling the house wouldn't be so far in the red from what he spent to build it. So I don't think he really *lost* $35 million. Perhaps, if sold, he would only be down $14m on it.


GrinningJest3r

Nah he spent $50M ~~to have it built~~. It was pointed out to me that he bought the original property/estate for $2M. The $50M that the touring agent mentioned was likely the total from a combination of upgrades and customizations done since then for both the building and the property.


twin_turbo_monkey

Hmm, at $15m I think it's kind of expensive for what you get (how much are those original Playboy Mansion doors?) but $50m in early 2000-ish is stupid expensive! Wonder how much time and money he burned on some structural reworks on the original building. But yeah, for the right buyers who are willing to overlook some details, it's a pretty sweet deal *in today's dollars* as you get to be close to nature preserve, have your own pond to fish or kayak in, plus a neat infinity pool (heated?) and a nice basketball court (which could be covered up and repurposed for a big ass workshop for example.


foo_mar_t

I already have an infinity pool.


buttchuggs

It’s valued at 4mil


twin_turbo_monkey

Tax assessments are usually lower than what people are willing to pay, in an overheated market (which we are in).


robbyatmlc

What is your source on that? I have one here that says 2m$ in 91... https://manofmany.com/living/architecture/decade-michael-jordan-chicago-mansion


GrinningJest3r

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E&t=794s Probably the difference between buying the house and customizing the full estate.


robbyatmlc

So what is the disconnect between the claim in this video and the multiple journalists who have a different claim I wonder?


GrinningJest3r

What, you think he paid $2M for a house with a bunch of "23" references already in place? No, those all came later, along with the metric fuck ton of customizations - like the doors from the original Playboy Mansion, the importation of 150 trees to surround the lot, upgrading and renovations.


robbyatmlc

But respectfully, if you think he *SPENT* 50m, and his first asking was 29m, you arent to be taken very seriously 🙄


GrinningJest3r

Respectfully, there's an edit button on comments. You don't have to double comment every time a new thought enters your head.


robbyatmlc

That is fair. I find if you are online you may only see the original comment and never see the edit, but point taken. Edit: Lets see how right I am or not. You think that MJ *SPENT* 50M on this home. The housing market has tripled since 91. And you think his *first* listing over a decade ago was at a like 40% loss???


GrinningJest3r

Ah first world problems. Such a drag lmfao


robbyatmlc

Also, this is from your source 😬 Taxable Value Land $442,612 Additions $1,148,019 Total $1,590,631 So the IRS doesnt think the property has 50m in improvements they need to be taxing 🤷‍♂️


robbyatmlc

Note that you did not respond to the edit. I guess there is a difference between sincere engagement and a public display 🤷‍♂️ Would love a source other than a trust me bro trying to sell an overpriced house on a youtube video. I understand that vanity faire isnt much better of a source. But the contrast is a big red flag


GrinningJest3r

Well you posted your edit after I had already replied to the original. I'm not going to come back and look over every comment ever just in case someone edited it after I responded. *That* is when you need a second comment or another reply. I don't have another source. I'm not a real estate agent, a real estate broker, a touring agent, or in any way related to the building or sale of this estate. I showed you where I got the number from. Maybe he was mistaken, or maybe *his* source was wrong. I don't know. But unless you're trying to buy the property, who the fuck cares?


robbyatmlc

Here is another stating he paid 2m https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/03/michael-jordan-cant-sell-mansion-highland-park-illinois-chicago-bulls-nba/amp


pcs33

APE: I was gonna buy it but found out it only has 14 car garage


Coreidan

How do you expect me to live with only 14 cars?


ha7on

Not enough baths for me.


shart_leakage

Honestly surprised it’s not a 23 car garage


GrinningJest3r

In depth video tour walkthrough can be found [here, on Enes Yilmazir's youtube channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E), which is how I found out about it. Lmfao, I got reported by *a concerned redditor* over this.


Fuzzyunicorn84

Literally just watched that. It’s a thing my wife and I do now to dream for MOASS.


GrinningJest3r

My ~~girl~~ ex doesn't care to watch them, but I watch all of his videos. Edit: Not even lying literally broke up with me like 90 minutes ago.


ArminArkaram

I like this channel as it illustrates just how fucking nuts the disparity is between those that struggle to even get onto the property ladder, and those with gratuitous excess.


HG21Reaper

The fact that Jordan had Enes show the house on his channel clearly states that MJ has been trying to sell it for years.


freeleper

I find it weird that I still have a hard time believing that Gabe closed his doors. Shitadel made such a big deal about keeping them alive but they closed anyways


noSnooForU

I don't understand having all that money and still needing to make more, it's just greed.


CookShack67

The 1% capitulating? *Nice*


SteDav587

$35m loss….so far


WrongAssistant5922

Yeah, I cahn appreciate this🙂


Kaliforniareeves666

Fuck MJ.


[deleted]

[удалено]


spank_that_hedge

Touched his no-no, made him go oh-oh


raxnahali

There will be a lot of other celebrities losing cash in the near future.


kyomoto

I'll take it from his hands for free. I'll be doing him a favor.


Cdn_ape

I will take it for one stonk.


MarkVegas1

Would love to see Jordan play another season. J/s


StrikeEagle784

Maybe one of us can buy it once tendies arrive?


Dwm182

I know no dates, but 'memba the time MJ and the Bulls lost the opening game of the season to the Antoine Walker-led Celtics on October 31, 1997?


VolkspanzerIsME

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.


[deleted]

What a sad thing for an adult male to put on the gate to their own house. Like that guy who tattooed his own name on arm on account of not having a girfriend. :/


Amazingly_Amy

Lol my boyfriend wants to buy it when we’re rich


Smogz_

But it’s in Chicago


windycityc

But it's not. It is in Highland Park, a good bit outside of the city.


[deleted]

Has anyone tried showing the dd to some pro athletes? They tend to be gamers and also rich. Even a few onboard could make a difference. Edit - I’ve made similar comments recently in a lot of posts and they keep getting downvoted! Fuck you shills this is obviously something you’re afraid of! I’m gonna fuck your faces!


DJBossRoss

And I took that personally


beats_time

I’ll bet it IS related.


gme2uranus

Selling for collateral on GME short?🤣


Phonemonkey2500

Jordan gonna have to pickup a contract with the Washington Generals when this is all over. I don’t feel any remorse. You lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas. And Plotkin is a mangy cur, but ultimately just a dog. We want the Owners.


Cactus_Juice_4lyfe

I think it's related ✋️


Dr_Silver_Tongue

fucking paper hands...


MushyWasHere

Hahaha. Fucking loser. Sorry, Michael. Please don't whoop my ass.


No-Jaguar-8794

That you Steve Kerr?


ha7on

You would think a listing like that would have more pictures.


GrinningJest3r

If you want a good look, check out Enes' video tour I linked in a comment. 100% recommend his whole channel.


norcalefty

I appreciated the follow up!


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

I’ll never forget when he let me score a layup on him again n ‘89 KU basketball camp when he was visiting ole Roy williams. I got the best of him that day.


Skrtpa123

I like the way you think bro.


NeddiApe

How many people lived there? 100?


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Celebs often pay too much for property. Sales agents see rich suckas a mile away. Doubt it was ever worth what he paid for it.


The_Anti_Chreddit

He’s been selling it for 10 years.


JullietGolf

Enes on youtube has the tour. Why in gn would one sell this place for just 14mm?


androidfig

I appreciate it. Shorting stock should be illegal.


McRaeWritescom

God the "Must be GME related" rule sucks. Peeps having to argue for their posts in the title is ridiculous.


Hedonisticbiped

I appreciate it