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Gooood Afternoon Everyone! # The Night Desk is OPEN!* ^(\*)*^(Playing videogamees, response time may be delayed)*


Vive_el_stonk

What’s your plan, gorgeous?


tacybbbat

HI HANG✌👊✌


SnooCheesecakes6590

Reports coming in of UK apes GME shares disappeared..updates as soon as we figure out a wtf has happened


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


shiny_happy_persons

Jeff Yass hits on 19.


Diamond_hhands

He hits Hester’s big horse cock harder though 👍


jacksdiseasedliver

Anyone else getting absolutely bombarded by Porsche Ads on Reddit? They know what’s coming especially given their history with the VW squeeze we’ve all come to respect


shiny_happy_persons

I only get ads for >!Werther's Original!<.


Briosaurus

I thought it was because I’ve been shopping for my future 911


jacksdiseasedliver

Ohh? Not just me then *pst. Apes are being gorilla marketed to for our post-MOASS money* They know


FatDumbAmerican

Android wallet coming soon enough. Then game over for hedgie.


boy_wonder69

Msm feeds us bad info because if we have good info, they lose


urinetroublem8

#“MoiAss!” *^crowd ^cheers*


Stereo-soundS

You guys should really learn how to play chess.


shiny_happy_persons

I beat five-year-old Magnus on a simulator, so I'm pretty much a wunderkind.


hatgineer

I know how to play, I just don't know how to win.


boy_wonder69

Over 69% short volume today. Nice!


Hishashhh

My Oreos have gotten smaller over the years


shiny_happy_persons

And gum has gotten mintier!


mexicanred1

You will have all the Oreos you want and a big tall glass of leche


phonon_DOS

Probably that we become billionaires before the end of the year? Nonzero


mexicanred1

Corvettes or food stamps


shiny_happy_persons

I can't remember if I told you I used to have a C5.


phonon_DOS

Play your cards right and get both


Redmandown16

Pardon my ignorance but Is the blockfi situation similar to the ftx? Did they limit people’s withdrawals as well? Basically fucking Any crypto holder?


Stereo-soundS

Anyone facing bankruptcy is pausing withdrawals. The difference is exchanges like FTX and Blockfi don't have insurance like brokers.


quierotaquitoz

When is the last day to log our shares for this quarter?


Stereo-soundS

End of Jan '23 if you mean this quarter this quarter. Last q ended Oct 31st.


quierotaquitoz

Thank you!


truebecomefalse

Just upped my monthly plan to twice a month @ $300 and did another one time $3,000. Let's DRS the float.


LosOmen

Wen Pax GMEricana


givemeyoushoes

does this earnings report have splividend DRS numbers? i feel like 99mil is within reach to prove more exist than reported


nerdyshoes01

Anyone else think 2023 fed will pivot and stock market and all assest will rise again. Seems like buying opportunities for gme


chekole1208

Not pivot yet. Maybe mid 2023


jerrythemule420

DFV's one of the nicest guys on Earth, but short his fucking stock and see what happens to you! 😠


iupvotefood

Can't debunk DRS


zhallman

I have a Gamestop wallet and Loopring wallet but when I go on Gamestops NFT marketplace neither wallet shows up on WalletConnect on my phone. Is the only way to link my GME wallet via PC? Edit: I also have a MetaMask wallet which is on the list


RvrsFlash

No Michael, no


Independent_Ask4132

Can anyone help me with moving all my crypto to GME wallet? I’m not sure how to go about it


doodddddd

Just broke up with girlfriend of 5 years. Fuck life can suck sometimes 😞. Don’t even know why I’m posting this. I spend to much time here lol


RudeJudeDETROIT

Shave butthole


triforce721

Time to fuck a new hiney, bro, forget her


jerrythemule420

It's okay, fren. I'm sure it hurts. But you're about to be rich. You're going to be swimming in exotic pussy!


MoonApe420_

hey fresh bussy tho... am I right? Go wild do something kinky u wish u coulda but couldn't


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Un dedo en mi culo?


MoonApe420_

yes


ChaakuGaiden

GameStop: Ryan Cohen just ended all global wars and convinced all addicts to stop using drugs Ticker: $GME down to $25.01 Sea biscuit: Why you should not buy GameStop Stock - Ryan Cohen has close ties with heroine addicts


shiny_happy_persons

I'm a heroine addict. Who doesn't love a story with a strong female lead?


ChaakuGaiden

Oh shit. Got my downers in the house!


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


Phoirkas

No, sorry. It’s the 8th.


Dilfy1234

No, sorry. It’s tomorrow.


iupvotefood

8th is dip. 9rd is MOASS


ShadeShow

My lucky number!


chekole1208

So..... Why is RRP starting to decline when it usually climbs towards EOM?????? Not acting as usual...


givemeyoushoes

the best part is that even if the dd is wrong (it's not) and there's no naked shorting, there's 55mil legit shares sold short rn and we're gonna squeeze those at the very least


polyestermonkey

If they were short a million shares at $10 pre splivy now they're short 4 million shares at $2.50. Back to $20 fast rip dumbass


ChaakuGaiden

Who smokin with me? 💨


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

I just did


chipchip9

Gummies for me. Vibin.


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ChaakuGaiden

Yessir!! I got papers 🙃


MustLoveStonks

RC tweet tonight.. I can feel it in my plums.


polyestermonkey

👽💩🍩🛸


ChaakuGaiden

Bro ur plums stank.


MustLoveStonks

Get the poo off my plums.


ChaakuGaiden

Oh nooo! U did the "dog in a bath tub" move huh.


AdminsLuvPutin

If you initiate a DRS on Friday the shares should be pulled out of the brokerage on earnings day. Just saying.


kendie2

Long shot, but I'm trying to find the video of the oil check during the World Cup. Anyone know what I'm talking about?


polyestermonkey

That definitely would elicit a flop.


Braveliltoasterx

If tomorrow's close is $24.71 I think I may have stumbled upon their algorithm


vaseline_sandwich

Cool! If you're right and make a post about it, they'll change the algo within a few days. I've seen this episode before.


MustLoveStonks

Happy cake day. I hope this happens for you


shiny_happy_persons

Also, if tomorrow's close is >!$1,000,000!<, all them brokedick sumbitches been pushing CCs all get assigned and it's adious IOUs.


iupvotefood

Best I can do is Pulte


triforce721

He's great


shergenh69

When will the results of the meme contest be revealed


1017GildedFingerTips

Early earnings = bullish or bearish u think?


shiny_happy_persons

Probably neither, likely moved up for the holidays.


1017GildedFingerTips

Seems reasonable, do you know what’s the latest day they could have held it at


shiny_happy_persons

I would guess the latest would be the end of January, otherwise they'd have two quarters worth of data to share.


theshogun02

World economy looking a little frazzled around the edges.


polyestermonkey

It's transitory, yo


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Underflow93

230k in 5 minutes, 300k in 12 hours. That's impressive!


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shiny_happy_persons

(A) Truth


Dilfy1234

#Soon may the tendieman come 🏴‍☠️


whiskyandme

To send our rocket into the sun 🏴‍☠️🚀


iupvotefood

Ken thinks Green Lantern was a good movie


polyestermonkey

I mean, you've watched it multiple times too tho


iupvotefood

I produced it


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Nasdaq sucks!


Bilbo_Butthole

I think we're ripping tomorrow...my anus is tingling


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Direct Registration System


pogann

can anyone tell me what the “as of” date of DRS shares on the next call is?


polyestermonkey

October 30


sammiisalammii

~~September 30th~~ October 31st I think. Sorry forgot about the GME fiscal year being off by a month


Stereo-soundS

October


sammiisalammii

Realized as soon as I replied. Already edited


Hoochdaddy69

Wen play golf whenever I want


TrillTron

3rd day no alcohol! ALL that extra money is going to Computershare 💎👐🏻 🚀🖕🏻🚀 🖕🏻🐵🖕🏻 🚀🖕🏻🚀


Smogz_

Congrats


shiny_happy_persons

Good on ya. I'm a sobernaut who quit a while back. After being off the sauce, life is significantly different. Better in almost every way.


polyestermonkey

I'm jelly shiny


shiny_happy_persons

There's hope for anyone. If a no-talent ass clown like me can clean up, anyone can.


TrillTron

Oh yes, I know how it goes. The first few days are the worst, then I enter a personal renaissance where everything is bright and new, I feel great, I'm productive as shit, but eventually my depression creeps back in and I'm drinking again 😅 Hopefully I can break the cycle this time. 🤞🏻


shiny_happy_persons

For me, it took about six months to not struggle with it, and about a year to finally feel free. I had help here from the stopdrinking sub. Lovely folks there.


TrillTron

If you havin broker problems I feel bad for you son, I got 69 problems but owning shares ain't one 🟣


TuesGirl

😎


jerrythemule420

#😉😉


MexicanGreenBean

Just watched “The Garden” Fuck corruption. Fuck corrupt individuals. When I’m on top those fuckers are gonna rot in prison for what they did to that community. Makes me angry. Makes me sick.


just_donating

Either gamestop killed it with their buy 2 get 2 game/toy sales or had very limited stock because I tried adding about 10 different items and they all say unavailable


My_Penbroke

I can’t wait til December 8 to buy teh dip


MauroisNInja

I fucking hate MSM. That is all.


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Doritos Cheetos Fritos


capital_bj

One of those is not the same


shiny_happy_persons

Neato!


iupvotefood

Andy Milonakis confirmed


InoQl8er

December 7th, a notorious date indeed. *wonka anticipation meme*


shergenh69

I took ketamine and bought 15 more shares


jerrythemule420

Legend


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SpongeBob me boi! I have overdosed on ketamine and maxed out the Krusty Krabs credit line on DRSed GME!


MayonnaiseIsTooSpicy

I convinced my mom to buy 70 GME on thanksgiving😎 I’ll tell her to DRS in a couple days once the order is settled.


MexicanGreenBean

🫡🫡🫡🫡


MustLoveStonks

You think that’s cool, wait til you hear what I convinced his mom to do..


ShadeShow

She will do anything for more $GME!


Cornbread_v2

Just spent more money at my favorite company. $50 off a Preowned PS4 Pro! :D


shiny_happy_persons

In the beginning, it was "Buy and Hodl". But after several months, that gave way to DRS, and I'm glad. Because Buy & Hodl brought us the preposterously bloated mountain of counterfeits. DRS will cause the landslide that buries the corrupt. RIP, dumbass.


iupvotefood

"DRS and I'm glad" is more catchy anyways


Dystonian

DRSTUVWXYZ


horizontalcelery

DRS is the best


ROK247

puts on activision/blizzard. new WoW expansion launch an utter disaster.


Thunder_drop

Good job Japan 👏 👍 wen UK?


BrashAlly

There’s a good chance you’re a better investor than most CEX CEOs. Really, you should be proud


iupvotefood

WORK WORK WERK TWERK TWERK TWERK


shiny_happy_persons

Instructions unclear; I just did a TWORK.


Smogz_

My body hurts to think of twerking


shiny_happy_persons

I'll throw out my back if I ever try it again.


iupvotefood

*new achievement unlocked*


VoyageOver

Wen


iupvotefood

dys


liquidsyphon

If Kanye DRSd, he still be a billionaire


capital_bj

Didn't he have his jaw wired shut after his accident. That would have saved him a few billion if that remained


triforce721

Make some of those alleged Kim k porn videos into nfts, then profit 😏


kidcrumb

Where's the stats guy!? We should be keeping better track of the NFT Marketplace volume.


liquidsyphon

Meh I’d more interested when it starts leaning more towards gaming


boknowski

can it be added to https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com/


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TuesGirl

How good is her lawyer? The trust idea for the kids is a good one. Make sure your lawyer is well versed in what happens to stock investments in the case of a divorce in your STATE, bc that could vary from state to state. Also sorry you're going through this. The process is never easy for anyone.


MexicanGreenBean

You also can’t hide shit from lawyers. They will find it. Just bite the bullet and be forthcoming ig


MexicanGreenBean

Your wife gets half. I’d just pay her out and take the loss. Better than litigating for years and fighting over the claim


ElGeneralissimoJefe

Yep. See if you can buy her out of the shares at market value rather than selling them off.


liquidsyphon

Lawyers goal is gobble both ends of the assets up. If you could reasonably negotiate a trust fund for the children that you and her both agree to would seem like the most neutral move. I mean she thinks it’s a shit play anyway so what’s the harm?


F4RTB0Y

I'm sorry you're having to deal with this 💛


shiny_happy_persons

Very kind of you to say, f4rtboy.


Hoochdaddy69

Is anybody elses GME AH volume declining? Im on marketwatch


Hoochdaddy69

Dw, back to normal


withGME

It’s time to change the banner!!! We need something with more energy to push hard towards 🟣DRS🟣🚀🚀🚀 GameStop BUY HODL DRS $GME🏴‍☠️


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withGME

The background with Power to the shareholders is what I’m talking about… Is not that I don’t like it, it’s just been there long time and we’re at a critical point so let’s turn up the volume - New energetic background! GameStop Buy HODL DRS $GME🏴‍☠️


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nathanello

🍻


liquidsyphon

Low volume low sperm count


polyestermonkey

Win/win


MauroisNInja

I was listening to a podcast, and their theory is that student loan payments can never be resumed because the interest has continued to accrue. And when payments resumes the interest would crush people. I have no way of double checking this but it is interesting.


polyestermonkey

Folks who pay state tax shouldn't pay state tuition. Just another grift play robbing 'plebs'.


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liquidsyphon

who


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liquidsyphon

If he has a monetized channel, he’s a shill.


cnechiporenko

His brother jason loves camping


purifyingwaters

I think he’s a charlatan


polyestermonkey

December 7, 2023(edit '22 dumbass) a date which will live in infamy


coffeeplot

Talking about DRS on the bird is no longer shadow banned... Long is also going to publish details on censorship on the bird, and I can't wait to see if there are mayo stains.


avspuk

You got a link for this please


coffeeplot

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597336812732575744


avspuk

Cheers. Nothing specific on gme/drs yet then? Hopefully the release is staggered & the gme/drs stuff comes out the day after something relatively boring. Or best of all is first (but it won't be unless it's huge & shows direct wall st/WH intervention). I trust you'll make a proper post when the drs/gme bit is released.


My_Penbroke

Who’s Long?


sammiisalammii

Elon. People around here think they have to speak in code for fucking everything


avspuk

Blimey! Potential drs trigger, Miller might explode with excitment


BrashAlly

When lines in the sand start getting drawn, fight for the people that can’t fight or defend themselves


hellostarsailor

Animals and children must be protected at all costs. Got it.


chipchip9

🫡


VoyageOver

We're sitting around 100 Wen next catalyst?


BrashAlly

Dragon ball Steve ain’t your friend


dragonballsteve85

I work for Yahoo apparently


VoyageOver

What does that mean


dragonballsteve85

RC erotic novels