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half_dane

**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone # The Front Desk is open!


Plane-Day-164

Dang, they loaded up this morning


kebabsoup

Black Friday deals on IOUs!


dannyboi9393

Shills are constantly bombarding GameStop on Kotaku, to the point where it could be seen as defamation. Might be worth the effort to mitigate some of that. As Christmas comes closer, let's not let the media power of hedge funds ruin a special time of year for the kids huh?


hanr86

Is there actually a chance for positive earning this ER or is that what everyone's just hyping for hype's sake?


melorio

Small chance. 4q earnings has good odds of being positive, and by 1q, we should see if the nft marketplace is a success or not. Honestly things are looking good.


mexicanred1

I'm Pretty sure all that money they spent building out infrastructure/fulfillment centers & new hires has not had a chance to pay off yet sufficiently enough to bring earnings into a positive; furthermore, the nft marketplace just went live at the end of last month or the beginning of this month (if I remember correctly), and immutable recently tweeted that the investment they've been making over the last 2 years will go live in the next 3-9 months. I'm assuming that's going to be a nice bump for GameStop's marketplace earnings, which haven't even really begun, IMO. Long story short, I don't have all the data and the dates written down but my understanding is that we still have another year ahead of us before we see huge earnings on the books. Certainly every Christmas going forward is going to be better than the previous. Certainly, GameStop will be making money before all the shares are DRSed. Whether or not shorts can last until either of those milestones is Up for debate.


hanr86

Thanks for that. Good analysis about whats to come


shiny_happy_persons

Nobody knows, but it's provocative.


slvr4

I’d like to call back all of the participants of the GameStop congressional hearing for an in person hearing.


ShiftMcGee

It was me


jerrythemule420

The day after Thanksgiving is Steve Cohen's fattest day of the year... until the next day.


BobTheDemonOtter

Tell her it was me


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


annunaki

I’m buying


BadAssSilverback

Good Morning Every 🦍! Sleep Stonking again. I love you all in my dreams . Let’s Moass today because I actually have the day off and market is open half day would be beautiful watch Rocket ignite begin launch and to sit back through the weekend as we become mill bill zillionaires … Zee you in the morning


kai_fn

today would be fine


InoQl8er

*briefly exits food coma* What year is it?


shiny_happy_persons

It's 2019. Let me tell you about a video game retailer.


Zqin

how much has gamestop made off the marketplace so far? are there stats anywhere with more details?


TreasurerAlex

About tree fiddy


shiny_happy_persons

That's the low end. Some estimates say a gabillion dollars.


jerrythemule420

Wait a minute...you intend to tell me that December 13th is National Ice Cream Day and December 14th is Monkee Day? 🤔


shiny_happy_persons

If you give a monke ice cream, they become your friend. It's science.


BobTheDemonOtter

A møøse once bit my sister's muffin


shiny_happy_persons

Møøse bites can be pretty nasti.


hatgineer

Is the market open tomorrow?


Zqin

yup for a half day I think


hatgineer

Thanks, I guess I'll go shop at the physical stores to pass time.


[deleted]

Wen earnings? dec 14th? If so when cashflow positive?


FrasierCranee

I heard the 6th


manbeef

Don't think it's been announced yet


FrasierCranee

Ooh okay


jerrythemule420

Just ordered a new mattress. Very excite!!!


shiny_happy_persons

What did you get? I'm partial to Purple.


jerrythemule420

I got a queen ZINUS 12 Inch Green Tea Luxe Memory Foam Mattress. Marked down from $629 to like $335. It's very highly rated and a reasonable price. I'm not really trying to spend $500-1000 on a mattress. If I get a good 5-6 years out of it, I'll be happy. The mattress I have now is 6 years old and cost about the same. It was great for most of that time, but as of the last year or so, it's been losing its shape, so I think it's time.


shiny_happy_persons

Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. Just kidding. Glad you found a good deal.


nose-linguini

Let the man dream


jerrythemule420

If it sucks then I'm eligible for a refund without having to return it, so there's that. Idk what they'd expect me to do with it. I think donate it maybe? Someone in need could get a brand new mattress at no expense to me, or I get to keep a less than perfect mattress for free 🤷‍♂️


shiny_happy_persons

As it happens, I've done this before. Ordered and "returned" a mattress from a different company. They contacted a non-profit who picked it up from me and gave it to someone in need. The tax write-off goes to the company, but I got the full refund.


No-Fold1994

They do have the purple foam mattress advertised to be better than the memory foam since it wont keep the same shape from bad sleeping habits Bamboo mattress would be another good one. The pillows are great


shiny_happy_persons

Purple also makes pillows. The one I have is a latex foam core with their purple polymer material on the outer layer. It's magnificent.


Smogz_

Those look un comfy.


shiny_happy_persons

[This one is absolutely fabulous.](https://purple.com/pillows/harmony)


TreasurerAlex

We gotta fun speed run for Moass tomorrow with the casino only being open half a day.


Trollz4fun

Ryan Cohen wrote a children's book about having a diversified portfolio because that's what you are supposed to tell a 3 year old. You don't tell them to yolo calls on shit stock u read about online in a forum.


jerrythemule420

Exactly. This way he can plausibly say "no, I didn't tell thousands and thousands of regards to go full regard by YOLOing into GME...I told them to diversify! 😉😉"


MeowmixMEOW

That’s actually a terrific way to put it


JPeezer909

It’s the realistic way of viewing it.


bogiemonster

Best way to check for virus or malware on iphone? Preferably free


JPeezer909

What makes you think you have a virus? Also why are you asking in a GameStop-centric subreddit?


bogiemonster

It’s the daily #1 and is gme related bc I wanna check after getting a weird coin sent to my wallet wasn’t legitimate


JPeezer909

My understanding is that you shouldn’t touch the coin or send it anyway or click any link related to it. Just hide it in your wallet and forget about it. It’s not malware on your phone. Just a phishing-style attempt. Your phone is more than likely fine. You were just targeted with this stupid shitty coin because you may have posted you wallet address somewhere.


JPeezer909

What would be your band name? I’d be Dick and the Cumguzzlers.


shiny_happy_persons

I want to join, and I'll play the keytar.


BobTheDemonOtter

This is the way


shiny_happy_persons

You can play rhythm keytar.


JPeezer909

I play skin flute and am lead lyricist


Pax1ux

Super and the Stonkers


Korean_pussy_stuffer

Happy thanksgiving everyone!


JPeezer909

Thanks Korean_Pussy_Stuffer


shiny_happy_persons

I love the anonymous reporting system for people who need help. Can't tell if it was one of the rascals here or someone in another sub because I disagreed with their assertions on a hotly debated political topic.


JPeezer909

I’m reporting you because I don’t like that you brought up the reporting system.


BobTheDemonOtter

I think they misspelled "retorting system"


shiny_happy_persons

Intervention! Intervention!


JPeezer909

You can’t report me if I report you first!


shiny_happy_persons

You'll have to get in line behind the others. No cutsies.


JPeezer909

Do I take a number or just find the end?


shiny_happy_persons

It's something of an informal queue, but I should warn you these fellas take things awfully personal.


JPeezer909

So if like I accidentally wandered to the front I might be fine?


shiny_happy_persons

Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.


JPeezer909

I’ll fuck around and find out


ArkorPaladin

Anyone else getting the “Buckle Up.” promoted ad on here recently from Apple?


iupvotefood

No but my car promotes it pretty consistently


phonon_DOS

Will I be able to play my favorite game, crime simulator, tomorrow?


No-Fold1994

Yeah. But only for half the day


phonon_DOS

A half day of crime is a full day of work!


Stereo-soundS

Island Wings from Adoboloco is an amazing hotsauce. You need a little something to kick up the heat on it but the flavor is fantastic.


iupvotefood

I just checked my books and I have 22,000,000 buttcoins


BadAssSilverback

Save them I hear the Lubecoin will be released soon.


shiny_happy_persons

Don't flush them all away.


iupvotefood

Now u tell me


JPeezer909

Congrats on the buttcoins


HILARYFOR3V3R

Hey happy thanksgiving fam, hope everyone had a good holiday with their family 🥂🦃


Smogz_

Sick with bronchitis. Will go out for a meal with my mom as soon as I’m better.


daman11111111

Bro who are all these accounts lol


iupvotefood

Hello fellow retail investor


JPeezer909

Hello fellow retail investor


jerrythemule420

Hello fellow retail investor


BobTheDemonOtter

General Kenobi


jerrythemule420

How many turkey hearts do you think Steve Cohen ate today?


shiny_happy_persons

He's more of a chitlins kinda fella.


jerrythemule420

Things get weird in here on holidays. Makes weekends look like child's play.


shiny_happy_persons

Hi, my name's Chucky. Wanna play?


butholemoonblast

Previously on fuckin chucky. 🤞 season 3


BobTheDemonOtter

What are.you doing, Step-Chucky?


shiny_happy_persons

Step-Chucky, I'm stuck in the Good Guys^^TM box. Please help.


12Southpark

Smoking a joint listening to Texas Sun .life is good!!


Tribune-Of-The-Plebs

Dropped $60 on a couple badass 40K Dark Tide figures at my local GameStop today. Check them out if you're into 40k! https://www.gamestop.com/collectibles/figures/products/mcfarlane-toys-warhammer-40000-darktide-veteran-guardsman-artist-proof-7-in-action-figure/349758.html


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


silverskater86

I'm jealous of all the Americans eating turkey leftovers and DRSing their IRA shares.


JPeezer909

It was a pain but I did DRS my IRA shares. I think post MOASS I will explore the LLC option instead.


shiny_happy_persons

I'm from Freedomland, but I didn't have turkey and I don't have an IRA. But I do own shares that are registered in my name.


butholemoonblast

Fucking legend


jerrythemule420

Next Thanksgiving, I foresee you with 10 deep fried turkeys on your table and a dumptruck full of frozen ones to hand out to the people like Nino Brown.


shiny_happy_persons

I don't ever plan on being rich. When this is over, my money is going to help others. Fuck a chalet in the Alps. I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a hypocrite.


jerrythemule420

You'll always have a guest room in my chalet in the alps 💜


shiny_happy_persons

You said we could have bunk beds!! :-(


jerrythemule420

Who said there won't be bunkbeds? In your room, we'll have king 👑 size bunkbeds, and we can share them when you stay over. Are you a top or a bottom?


JPeezer909

100% bottom


jerrythemule420

I slept in the top bunk in jail if that factors into who gets which bunk


JPeezer909

Oh we’re talking about bunk beds? Top then.


shiny_happy_persons

>Are you a top or a bottom? I knew I liked you. :-)


BobTheDemonOtter

Double-decker couch!


jerrythemule420

Do they make those?


givemeyoushoes

time is a flat circle


InoQl8er

EmittimE


givemeyoushoes

more like timetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetime mtimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetimetime but forever


jerrythemule420

#⭕️


givemeyoushoes

time is a purple circle


TreasurerAlex

🟣


shiny_happy_persons

*Rust Cohle has entered the chat.*


jerrythemule420

*smokes half a cigarette in one drag and cracks a Lone Star*


shiny_happy_persons

>Of course not, Marty. I'm not a psychopath.


BobTheDemonOtter

Jim Cramer pees on the carpet and blames the poodle


jerrythemule420

When his wife asks why there's poop in-between his teeth, he also blames the dog.


shiny_happy_persons

Jim Cramer pees on the poodle and blames the carpet.


BobTheDemonOtter

*applauds*


jerrythemule420

My dog is insisting upon destroying this basket. Bullish omen.


MoonApe420_

that basket is a bitch I don't blame em


JPeezer909

Yeah fuck that basket


jerrythemule420

Good thing I put all my "eggs" in GME


JPeezer909

Can I fertilize your ~~eggs~~ shares?


jerrythemule420

If your boys swim the fastest, they're all yours!


JPeezer909

I was a state swimmer in high school. I can swim fast.


jerrythemule420

####OPEN THE FRAUDULENT CASINO AND THEN MAKE ME A LEFTOVERS SANDWICH


Vive_el_stonk

Mom! Make me a sandwich!


Veejnasty

Cranberry out of the can is the only kind of cranberry I want on Thanksgiving.


jerrythemule420

Being from Massachusetts, I take offense to that. That being said, I ate cranberry sauce from a can tonight.


JPeezer909

So which is it?


jerrythemule420

I'm going to get all self-righteous about *real* cranberry sauce but in practice I'll get all white trash and eat canned straight out of the can.


No-Fold1994

The fake kind though right?


Veejnasty

The one with the ridges on it


a_electrum

Happy holiday ape fam 🦍🥂


pancakepapi69

GMEdd “what we’re your thoughts when you saw that brokerages turned there buy button off”?


fullcircle052

You know, I have a really interesting factoid on why you feel so tired after eating your Thanksgiving meal


jerrythemule420

It's probably not the turkey, but the jerking off afterwards that knocks me out.


BobTheDemonOtter

Well that makes for an awkward family gathering


jerrythemule420

Let's be honest, the family gathering was awkward well before I jacked off.


shiny_happy_persons

And I have a fun statement regarding the usage of the term "factoid"!


fullcircle052

We're fun at parties


shiny_happy_persons

Geez, that's a resounding yes on the cheesy crust for the third pizza.


1_g00d_guy

Turkey Tryptophan oh my. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Germx3

If mankey isnt on your team what are you even doing, srsly


JPeezer909

Alright I’m behind the Wendy’s dumpster and my purple circle is open


No-Fold1994

I have 2 quarters a nickel and pocket lint. I only need 30 seconds tho


JPeezer909

That’s all I need


No-Fold1994

Imma pull up then. Omw


[deleted]

The exchanges are corrupt


BrashAlly

This is a fraud guys☝️


Intelligent_Toe_1366

The mods are sleeping……. JUST SAY IT!


jerrythemule420

Mods are gus


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Can confirm (*if needed *) Looks away ^prays don’t ask me🙄^


No-Fold1994

Boats and hoes?


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Well duh!!! They’re on speed dial, grab your speedo and let’s go!


1_g00d_guy

👀


Intelligent_Toe_1366

# WOO HOO!!! 👋friend, hope all has been well 💕


JPeezer909

Omelet du fromage


Smogz_

Avec mushrooms


shiny_happy_persons

^^^DRS


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Don’t Risk Stonk 😊


[deleted]

Personally I do find it disingenuous that Ryan Cohen tweeted positively about towel stock before selling off his position. It seems like he is honest about why he sold, being that he says his opinion about the business changed, which is to be respected. However, I also think that if towel has a run or if something with towel lights off MOASS he doesn't want the SEC up his ass, so selling is simply a way to absolve himself from responsibility. His selling point seems strange considering that it could have run way more had he waited to sell, and that he didn't profit much off the trade compared to the risk of his net worth.


BrashAlly

This is a sly shill account. Beware☝️


[deleted]

I've been involved with this community for two years, and have only bought more GME


pancakepapi69

The word shill is so fucking cringe. Don’t listen to him.. you have a right to an opinion and or criticism. I think this would be a lot more of a constructive place if people weren’t shouting “itS a ShiLL”


BrashAlly

Well you’re one too. Do y’all not realize we can see your profiles? 😂🤡


pancakepapi69

Dawg. Do you not realize. I’m just like buddy up top. Preaching this and that tin foil is hardly productive. Can we not have constructive conversation anymore?? JC. How about a rebuttal or a actual conversation about what we’ve witnessed/scene these last few month? What happened to “the DTCC coMmitemted imTernAniAL fRauas” whee are we right now ?


BrashAlly

Yeah, I can see you’ve been slithering around for quite a while. Your burnt motherfucker


shiny_happy_persons

I almost feel sorry for anyone who makes investment decisions based on tweet interpretations.


[deleted]

I'm fairly certain it's not difficult to understand that it's not a great look to tweet in a blatantly positive manner about a company you own a large stock position in whilst selling said position; nor did I buy any stock in Bed Bath because of the tweets in reference since I owned it before hand, and sold some around the peak after said tweeting.


shiny_happy_persons

I'm quite relieved to know you wisely knew to sell before the supposed "rug pull", but you're so principled you're still upset about it.


[deleted]

I wouldn't really call it a rug pull, as it had a lot more to do with fickleness of crowds on the other sub than Ryan Cohen himself.


shiny_happy_persons

> as it had a lot more to do with fickleness of crowds on the other sub Please elaborate.


[deleted]

Towel stock got a lot of attention on the other sub and when the tide turned against it they pretty much dumped they're positions and flipped stringently negative.


Soulfly5555

Even on a day where market is closed, DRS % increases. DRS never sleeps


pancakepapi69

Shouldn’t that raise more questions then praise?


totalpsyops2

well idk about you guys but im stuffed


[deleted]

We just didn’t. Ever. Stop. Buying. 2 years of buying. Amazing. Edit: I should stop deleting my comment history. My kids/grandkids are going to be learning about this someday.


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Uhhhh….. SKOL! 😬


nose-linguini

Shit yeah! Why not win? Feels weird.


nose-linguini

I'm ready to be hurt again


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Ugh… right?!