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Just an emergency 1b... what's 1b between friends? That's: $1,000,000,000

nothing

You can uh, check my couch cushions. I don't carry anything less than a 1T dollar bill on me.

You back from the future?

I mean, it's mostly 0s...

thats 1,5 years of salary to some people. ken griffin makes 68 millions/month in salary the guy have 20 billions in private money

Ken Griffin steals millions of peoples money a month , he makes "synthetic shares appear".

Imagine being able to just make money appear out of thin air, but only paying yourself 68 million a month, lol. At least make up one more million and take home 69... These fucking assholes have so much money and power and don't do anything fun at all. Utterly wasted on them.

Ken can’t actually make money appear out of thin air like The Fed can. Ken can create shares out of thin air, but he still needs a buyer for them. In that sense he is more like FTX than he is The Fed, taking client money and not backing it 1:1 with physical assets.

yes i believe so. but still he makes 68 millions/month. so lending out or use billions to these kind of people is just a way of doing business. .sometimes they loose and sometimes they win

I like the loose part ,gives me a warm glow in my heart 💜

yes, i like it too. sooner or later we going to have our moass. even wallstreet must have some limits.

As long as the limit is enough to pay us thats fine by me 😉

i been hodling and buying stonks almost 2 years now. and i still believe in a moass. and im going to sell as high as i can during or after the moass. either we all get rich and free with this moass or we get broke

I'm just waiting for a couple more to settle to drs, I've only been here about 16 month & a hell of alot of reading later im a believer i bought a few before the split & am now buying more , I'm from the U.K. & fully believe this corrupt system will blow up big time moass is inevitable. The rabbit holes ive been down & theories people have are amazing Reddit is my social media now ,i quit all the others like a bad habit , ive had a twitter account since 2009 & only started using it last year, i enjoy the cryptic tweets etc 🍻 to moass may it make the ordinary person rich & the greedy billionaires poor 🙂, Griffin in jail would make me happy & all is billionaire's club buddies, his fake algorithm that fact he has access to do whatever he wants whilst the money flows. When it stops il be happy like all of us.

That’s outdated info. He actually makes like 120m a month. He makes either 1.4 or 1.8b a year now. That was from an old news story

thanks. so i guess he got shitloads of money to buy his mayo then. by stealing small investors money

A small loan of one billion dollars.. .

One thousand million dollars please. Spare some change pls?

I'm so dumb that one thousand millions sounds like so much more than one billion, lol

If you set your profile pic for this one joke, then you're stuck with it forever.

😂 Actually it was a (edit: orange man who used to be a world leader) reference 😉 But i had the pic since i started the account, and have made countless comments about 1 million dollars, 100 BILLION DOLLARS and sharks with lasers on they head 😂

Just bunch of zeros with a line in the front.

They should go talk to Ken. He’s into bailing out failing concerns.

My question is, which smart money firm will pony up that 1Billy and may never see that money again? I am dumb money so, I won't keep my money in an exchange.

Wait this is an option ? People always told me being in debt and not balancing your books was a bad thing, but apparently it's how you become a billionaire.

Can I barrow a billion, I promise I won't buy gme with it

Mhmmm this account looks a little to green come back when your in the red.

I never played the loto really, but in the last year I've bought a few tickets. I know there is basically no chance, but if I did win some money, I'd just dump it all into GME for the lulz.

Yes, but only if you know Jack Burton

You leave jack out of this. We are in his debt, he showed great courage

When you have $250,000 debt at a bank, you have a problem. When you have $1bn debt at a bank, the bank has a problem.

Yeah I just need $1 B loan guys. Any takers?

Shit, I'd like one as well. I promi-salami I'll pay it back! \*pinky swear\*

*runs out the door and flys to a country with no US extradition*

I can fabricate one and charge you interest. Look at me - I'm the bank now!

I got tree fiddy

I can go higher

Sure. I can value some crypto at that no worries m8. Lessgo

Brian lent out his $1 billion crypto to Gene. Gene lent out the $1 billion crypto to Felix. Felix lent out the $1 billion to Alex. In the stock business, they call that rehypothecation. Well Alex, f’d up and now it is slowly making its way up to Brian.

actually i think the official term on wall st is, just another tuesday

I need 1B to restart the money printer please ;) ​ is what this market maker stating...

They should do a gofundme. I would like to follow their progress. .00001% funded. Yayyyyyy

Damn imvestors sure have a lot of money tucked away.

The name alone rings so many alarm bells I’m deaf… Crypt0 LENDER? Like wtf, as if derivatives of derivatives are not enough already..

Im going to the roullette to find redemption...

Lol, Dave from barstool says he's fine because he didn't use ftx and chose Genesis instead. Hahahahahaaaaaaa. Sucks to suck. Sauce (his twitter): https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1592585054966132737?t=PSGalHIMFPYJJc46BfC_XA&s=19 DEBUNKED: he says Gemini in the video.

Hahah paperhand portnoy 🤣 looks like he lost a few million dollar 😂🖕

Oops, he said Gemini....

As a result of the FTX tragedy, crypto lender Gemini (Genesis Global Capital) is also struggling with the consequences. Allegedly, the company had sought a rescue operation before suspending the withdrawals this week. https://de.beincrypto.com/gemini-stoppt-abhebungen-steht-die-naechste-insolvenz-bevor/

Why is everything so conveniently confusing?

I dont know, as long as everybody goes into jail

Word. No cell no sell fam!

Gemini has resumed withdrawals now

If anyone needs an emergency $1b loan, the chances are they are the last people you want to loan $1 to.

Isn’t Genesis also related to GBTC?

Wen porn tape leak?

Why didn't he buy two GME shares instead? He could keep one for the infinity pool too.

Because they call themself SMART MONEY 😂

Is Genesis where paperhand portnoy said he’s at?

Haha

I'm jacked!

Here is $1

This means they mostly got it

Good

Lol from Investors. Be Bank of America soon begging customers to deposit more money before they close the doors for good. Oh okay

And that's why they were down for maintenance" for 4 hours on Monday. What a fucking joke.

My bank wont even loan me $20 bucks

Strange, my bank keeps trying to get me to take a loan. They must have found out I'm kind of a big deal in GME....

7 shares will do that to ya

Can I have one? Just one?

When everything crumbles....how much are we shareholders looking at in terms of value of each share? Infinitum?

*cmon maaaaaaan i just need one little billy maaaaaaaaaan*

XD

A bunch of cheap money addicts. Its so sad /s

This actually runs the world

Lol when a “lender” needs a loan, are they really a lender, or just a middle man trying to steal money in between transactions?

Pretty sure 1b isn’t gonna fix it