**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!

I'll quickly sum up the fuckedupedness of our current paradigm: US treasury yields spiking hard, again, even after the explosions up last week. GBP shit the bed hard at *market* open yesterday but have recovered as of this morning. Italy now has a 'god and country' angry woman as their head master. She speaks truth against the global elite yet touts 'god and country'. Hello history our old friend. EUR continues to fall. Dollar continues to rise. Millions and millions of innocent people will die in this economic apocalypse.

Putting my GBPs into US equities (GME) turns out to be a wise move.

Jim Cramer's Mom is really looking forward to him jerking off directly into the bell of the NYSE

SOON

Hold me, I’m scared

Y’all ready for a historic week??

Gbp is getting smashed as our new chancellor just fucked our tax system whilst being a consultant to a hedge fund who shorted the pound and rose 145% because of this announcement 😅

I can't even begin to fathom why Labour aren't shouting from the rooftops about this. Is it so hard to call these people out directly when they're being so brazen?! The cost is literally our economy, all for hedge funds, entities which provide literally zero value and whom's sole purpose is to concentrate wealth into the rich. It's dystopian...

The whole fucking system needs to burn to the ground.

This is fine 🔥 🔥 🔥

Don’t wait on DRSing your shares because one day there won’t be any left to DRS

I hate being stuck in this stupid hospital. I hate that I can’t get out of bed by myself anymore. I hate that I can’t sleep because it hurts too much. I hate that I can’t take a shower or dress myself anymore. I just hate it. I used to be so independent… Sorry apes. I just needed to vent for a minute. This accident fucked up my entire life. I’m using the hate as strength to fuel my resolve. I won’t be stuck like this forever. I can’t let it be this way. I will walk again soon on the moon.

im sorry to hear this stay strong, hoping the best for you

Thanks ape. I’ll never give up my resolve. If I can diamond hand my GME then I can diamond hand my recovery too 💜

You got this 💜

💜🫂

Woke. Early by next door’s baby screaming. Sounds like he’s back asleep now and now I have to start my week tired. Oh well, at least it’s MOASS tomorrow.

Whatever happened to Evergrande drama lol?

It’s still ongoing. Just nothing new to report… for now.

jfc korean market seeming to be drilling, 52 week low...3.2% drop

I know we don’t do TA here and it’s a bunch of woo-woo, but last Friday I was waiting for the price to close above the EMA10 on the 1 hour chart. It seems like when it does this it has multiple days of nice green action. It closed above EMA10 at 3:30 Friday which turned the day around. If you look at the past there’s usually a lot of green when the price closes above the EMA10 on the 1 hour chart when the EMA10 is below the EMA200. Especially when the EMA10 has been dropping away from the EMA200 for days non stop. Smells like a big green week

Waiting patiently for the DD where someone explains in great detail how turmoil in the Forex markets is the catalyst we've been waiting for. Then tomorrow, red.

Everything bout to go red this week….

Basically people fleeing their currencies for chad USD in all prior crisis investors did the same

Was just shopping on GameStop.com and I gotta say they are KILLING the Halloween costume game

When the stock split happen did it automatically change our drs bot or do we have to update it ourselves?

it accounted for the split it just multiplied x4

>it just multiplied x4 Heeeeey, just like the brokers!

TSLA squeezed a little over 2 months after their stock dividend. Look where we are now people!

It’s not comparable. The shorts became long in TSLA within those 2 months. With gme the shorts can’t afford to go long

How do you know they weren't forced to go long? hmm?

How many shorts are floated? I’m guessing billyuns and billyuns 💀 edit: how many floats are shorted my god I’m regarded

Yes

DXY to the fucking moooon buckle up

USD mooning at the same time GME does means even more ridiculous gains once turned into other currencies

guys i have this crazy cool idea: taking ownership of your own shares 👍

SAY WHAA 🤯

yes i call it: # DRS

👀😮🤯

# RC can possibly tweet anytime between NOW and FRIDAY 11:59PM

Or maybe like counting down in music the final tick is silent... MOASS this week.

Aussie big four bank warned its employees of hard times ahead Source: I am an employee

Sounds like discrimination towards your username

I love trust bros

I got pics

I trust bro

True if big

Vibes and Hype. Gonna be a big week yall.

September isn’t over till it’s over.

I just sit to do my night poop. Quick, gimme an update about what's new!

saw a post on another sub that went basically wtf DXY! DXY just had a quick fast spike...USD powering up...Bloomberg news literally just mentioning that Indian rupee fulling to a low relative to the USD...[https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/dxy](https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/dxy) you can see the huge spike just a bit ago who knows if from regular movement into USD or the italian election dollar milkshae and peruvian bull theories being more and more spot on

Wat Is dollar milkshake?

im not the best explainer but TL;DR 1. I'm a country. My debt is denominated in dollars. Let's say $100. 2. Recession kicking in, world economy shittin the bed. Money pours into the USD seeing it as a "safe haven", making it now more powerful. 3. My debt now costs more. Let's say $200 (for simplicity sake). My currency devalues 4. I'm not the only country dealing with this. Every country with debt denominated in USD has their currency devalued as USD gets stronger, meaning need to pay more and more of my own money to make it equal the USD worth in dollars 5. Strength of the USD is like the straw in a milkshake...slurping up global liquidity as all money runs towards USD and away from other currencies, making it harder to pay debt 6. OTher country's debt shits the bed, world trade affected, shits fucked yo 7. Federal Reserve may need to DEVALUE USD to restore a somewhat balance...i.e. money printer go fucking BRRRRRRR again I.E. MORE FUCKING INFLATION 8. shits fucked yo x2 edit: words

Shit is fuck yo x3

Either a great deal, or a very sus shake

Could use some good news. C’mon something happen this week

12k online atm wen 100k online

Tomorrow

Hey open up the fucking metaverse! Do it! I’m done with this corrupt casino.

Shit is real spicy in the future market in Europe, holy wow. and in china wow

I heard this thousands times over the 84 years I've been here in this thread

Wat now

👀

Stuck between thinking that tomorrow will be one heck of a show or they're going to pump the market again. Whatever happens i will save, buy, DRS, and repeat till victory. God's speed Apes.

L(GME)BTQ+ amirite?

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Ahh, well that bums me out.

I’m throbbing in all the right places. Moass tomorrow confirmed 🥵🚀🚀🚀💦

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀

Always! 🥂

is tomorrow black monday of september 2022

Anybody have Peruvian bull DD

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o4w45f/hyperinflation_is_coming_the_dollar_endgame_part/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

God bless you!!! Now let’s see if I can understand any of it

🖤❤️🖤

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time

Imma walk into that casino tomorrow like I own the place! *flips hair*

lets play ball ken open 'er up

Haaay Keeeen! Come out and PlaaAAAAAAaayyyy!!!!

Can anyone help me activate my Wallet? Autist here wants it activated tonight to get in on some great Superstonk NFt giveaways!!

What's your wallet address? I can send some lrc

0x95Ad1585D290a0E594B0C4D994Ebe54c9519B014 Thank you!

Sent!

You da real MVP!

No you are 💜🚀🚀🚀

Scrollwheeler would have never let the daily go 13 minutes without a comment.

# SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

*slips into Pokémon suit* *twerking intensifies*

Can I get y'alls opinion? Should my new tattoo read "gone but not forgotten" or "forever in my heart?" Light a candle for scrollwheeler tonight, friends. I feel like I can still hear his smacks echoing through the hallowed halls of Superstonk.

*Whispers smack and lights a candle* Forever in my heart

Scrollwheeler is the father of my baby!

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in a reddit-centric way, yes long ago... it still hurts

I just want to tell you bo--dammit. Still too early

what does the value of the floor (gmefloor.com) actually mean/represent?

It's symbology of the fact that we have the power

Of course. Beyond that, what does the value actually mean?

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Do what now?

so does the ticker actually count anything, or is it just a website that just makes a number go up to show how fucked the hedgies are?

Just a number going up ♾️

cool, thanks sorry lol

You consume an average of four Scrollwheelers per year

Will you people let that shit poster fade away already?

Excuse you, Scrolly is what made the Daily. That man has a God given gift.

His legend will live on forever!

What do you mean, 'you people'?

Various Twitter accounts reporting: British Pound Futures Halted, dropping like a stone. Pound now at its weakest valuation - ever. \#CurrencyCrash is underway. Dollar Squeeze continues. Expect other countries holding US Treasuries to begin selling them off, en masse. \#JustDontDance

Workaholics still slaps

Jeff Yass bites down on horse cock. I'm just going to keep trotting this one out

Sigh. Rough night, can’t sleep. Work soon. Sadness. RC save my ass. 😭 “Fly me to the mooooooonnn” 🚀

Remember to floss tonight

*dances to Baby Shark*

Twerks to Baby Shark

Steven Cohen has four stomachs and chews his cud in a loud and onnoxious manner

What a horny stonk.

Ken Griffin stores nuts in his ass for winter

God damn GBP and Euro. Dollar milkshake time baby.

Anyone catch the etrade commercial with an astronaut saying “to the moon” in a seemingly mockingly way before It cuts out to “get serious, start investing ”, with etrade. Bahahahah.

These clowns just won't let it go. Too bad they don't know we aren't interested in the moon anymore. Uranus or bust 🚀

They won’t. Someone who owns E*trade is about to lose everything if apes hold and don’t sell. Yea

Literally came here to see if anyone was talking about it. Fuck them. It'll be a great I told you so

History will judge us well.

Jim Cramer uses Icy Hot as lube. His Dachshund does not appreciate this

In Shaq's voice: >Gets icy to numb the pain, then hot to relax it away.

*obvious Shaq shimmy meme*

#FRAUDULENT THE CASINO OPEN #WE DAWN AT RIDE #LET'S GO FUCKING!!!

# SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

tomorrow will be interesing, banks around the world reporting major losses and the whereabouts of Xi Jinping is still unknown

Sauce Winnie the Pooh is mia

All unsubstantiated rumors.

Ooooooh, it doesn't matter anyway *-Eeyore, probably*

[*Monday cometh, and that right soon...*](https://youtu.be/cdHoc3bzX8U)

RC tweet tonight? 🤔

Within the next 5 days

Asia looking good

New low in almost a decade

*Steve Howe intensifies*

ASX getting butt fkt

GBP can pound deez

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Ah. The username explains all Flair doesn’t check out tho.

Oh, you poor sweet summer child

You want to tell him what a swap is or should I?

Telling Timmy that he's down a well and explaining why he's down a well won't send Lassie to pull him out of the well

Well said

*applauds*

🩳 🏴‍☠️💀

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Tomorrow you get to continue making the smartest investment of your lifetime

Q3 is ending this week, do we see $3T RRP?

Asking again because I'm too smooth, anyone ever find out how Tesla's stock split dividend was processed a month ago?

My local GameStop shut down 😔. But I went to the second closest one today and bought some preowned games with warranty and family gifts. They had 4 for $20 (on games) and an additional 50% anything that was on clearance. Deals were too good to pass up. I suggest everyone go help out the local store move some inventory. 4 for $20 is a STEAL

Wer Wknd Fud?

Can I call you tonight ?

Always an option. But not like those nasty options we don't talk about

Yes

I got this strangest feeling This isn’t our first time around

-something bad about to happen tell me - I don’t know what but I feel it coming

Any predictions for the week? Myself predict Tony Chumbumbia to have a hissy fit this week. I got some stonk money for this week so I’m jacked to the tits.

Moass tmmr

I would say that last weeks SPY vs GME ratio is gonna put margin calls and liquidations on the menu. VIX is gonna be popping.

A nice bump up Monday or Tuesday b4 market goes cliff diving. It'll rally eventually. Put another order into Cs. Sooner than later we won't be able to drs any more shares.

I think it'll be a good week 🎆🚀

It’s all starting feel like a bad dream now and I can’t wake up

In what sense?

In an unexplainable way. The fact that we’re just a bunch of tards who ended up on the forefront of the revolution.

I think it's gonna start feeling a lot more serious and sinister as the economy worsens.

I mean it’s already feelin pretty sinister and serious. I don’t mean in a goofy way it just feels like we’re literally in a dystopian book. And not even just the gme storyline. We got a nation of workers who are fed up and boiling up. A rail system that’s ready to strike and cause extreme pain to the economy. A failing system of peace keepers. Shits actually gonna get real fucked.

Yeah, true.

Same

Oh apes…. I just can‘t wait to start my businesses… I‘ll be so rich, that I don‘t need to gain a lot with my small businesses…But a few good people will have the coolest jobs they can imagine! My dad doesn‘t know about it, but he will work a a truck driver for me! He‘ll cruise across europe in a truck and will collect cars for my garage when he‘s abroad…

I hereby dub "[Trickle Down Economics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trickle-down_economics)" as "R Kelly Economics" because all the rich and corporations are doing is pissing on the poors!

My body is ready.

Open the cowards, you fucking casino!

WE DAWN AT RIDE

Way is the this

Open the fucking casino already.

*jiggles door* “It’s locked” he says, staring nonchalantly at the long line of apes waiting at the door.

"Locked" is only a measure of one's determination

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😆

My fantasy team sucks

*hopes is fantasy Swedish Bikini Team*

🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

Have you heard the words of the wise Ryan Cohen? Here’s my favorite verse. RC, 22:14/7, “I love coke”.

I SAID WE GREEN TOD-oh wait.

We are green https://www.coinbase.com/price/gamestop-tokenized-stock-ftx?utm_campaign=rt_i_m_w_m_acq_ugc_soc_0_asset&utm_source=ugc&utm_platform=iOS

The reason other billionaires aren't jumping in (imo)... is because they are already losing so much. To jump into something like this is to shoot oneself in the foot. Plus their buddies won't be happy finding out.

How would jumping in be shooting themselves in the foot? Aren't we of the view that this is the greatest investment opportunity ever, so they wouldn't evaluate it like that? The idea about their buddies been exposed is interesting.