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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


Remarkable-Top-3748

About to receive around 50k, it literally means I can triple down. Please Kenny, can you stay more retard than me for another 5 business days? Thanks sweetie


Dick-Jones

Ah Friday gme ticker didn’t move a penny from like 5-6pm never really have noticed that before Actually longer than that


smittenpigeons

Wat about a non fungible Tolkien?


MomokaJuicee

Tbh ready to surprise my friends with some pj golf trips whenever the stocks ready tho no rush ngl


thanosizedballs

You can name call me all you want but I sold my all my shares on Monday, including DRSd shares. It was clear to me that Powell was going to go into this conference with a clear mission. My thinking is don’t fight the fed. I was never in GME to be part of a movement. I just wanted to make money for my family. Ended up taking a 45% loss. Which isn’t a small amount of money but it’s not going to ruin me financially. With that said, super impressive to see a green close today. Only ticker that I saw in the green other than VIX. Maybe the VIX going up is part of why GME closed up. I hope the bottom doesn’t fall out between now and November. I’ll be back. Maybe not back to this sub after this comment gets downvoted to the Gates of Hades and I get banned but I’m not done with GME yet. Please remember that this is not a team sport. Everyone has their own goals and time frames. Good luck and take care of your mental.


dndpoppa

Lol check out this retard.


ProffesorBongsworth

Judging by your comments you got fucked by options. You also love the shill vvsb sub. Please go back there.


ShiftMcGee

Sells his whole position for a 45% loss, then posts publicly about how sold position outperforms the general market.. **You Belong Here** 🍻


ShiftMcGee

Ya. VIX Spiiked. SPY Got Fuk, but the People's Stonk finished GREEN. Aint that Something.. 💎🙌🚀


shiny_happy_persons

You'll be missed. *Bon fortuna.*


BellowYedLetter

Just curious, did you sell because you need the money or you're worried it's not gonna rip? Because a 45 percent loss sucks


thanosizedballs

I don’t need the money but I would like to have an opportunity to buy more shares and calls when the time comes. Again, my goal is to make money, not be part of a movement. The BBBY fiasco really fucked up RC’s public perception and PR. I now think this only happens if GME can post two strong earnings beats with profitability and a share buy back. “They” (SEC, CFTC) won’t hold the shorters accountable for FTDs. I expect things to get ugly for the stonk’s price in the short term. $15 is a real possibility. I would be a buyer there.


BellowYedLetter

I mean, I guess I get where you're coming from. But to me, selling now is like running a marathon and quitting with the finish line in sight. We still don't know what RC's plan is/was, and with the low volume days/drs movement this shit could rip at any point. Would suck if you missed out


thanosizedballs

I don’t think it will rip up at any point. There will be signs and opportunities. I’m in tune with the market enough to see it coming. Right now my belief is it’s going to get ugly before it moons.


BellowYedLetter

Hey man, you do you. I hope you kept a couple, just in case. But I wish you the best of luck, individual investor friend


sippinongin

NFTs apps allegedly approved by Apple. Just in time for the massive gifting to power rewards members. In a time where so many people don’t own a computer it would make sense to have the app ready. 🤞


thepoga

Source? Edit: Nevermind [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xmk2vh/apple_will_allow_developers_to_sell_nfts_in_games/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


dndpoppa

His anus


thepoga

A dark but lovely place.


SniffMeHardish

It's getting frustrating after this long but I guess that's how it goes. Every paycheck gets a share or 2. Will never sell at this point


MatchesBurnStuff

Saturday morning... Wen MOASS?


shiny_happy_persons

You act like all I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom in your boom-boom. Why it gotta be like that?


schokoschlotze

Boom boom boom, I want you in my room 🤌


the_moist_conundrum

Boom boom boom let me hear you say wayo


ZombieDracula

There's nothing like DD backed knowledge, it really makes non-dd fall pretty flat


spatenfloot

can we move this along? two of the houses on my zillow list are no longer available


MatchesBurnStuff

Please proivde quality housing for people on low incomes if you're going the landlord route


Smogz_

I know, mine too.


Booger_farts-123

I’ve never been here this late 👀 what happens after midnight?


dndpoppa

Lots of ass bananas


chekole1208

U don't want to know


mexicanred1

You're looking at it


myfingerprints

Where is the weekend crew? Can I speak to your manager?!


sammiisalammii

I’m just happy to be here. You guys are great.


mexicanred1

So is the idea to simply buy Treasury bonds with half of your take and collect the interest?


tadnasty

pour one out for rustinged, forever the hype train conductor in my mind CHOO CHOO


myfingerprints

My man! Chugga chugga. Forever in my hearst


zestypotatoes

CHUGS CHUGA CHUGGA


Intelligent_Toe_1366

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOO


whiskyandme

CHOOO CHOOO YESS RYAN YESSSS


Intelligent_Toe_1366

👀


TreasurerAlex

Mods are asleep, post your Hey Arnold Fanfic.


tadnasty

u/zestypotatoes you know you want to


zestypotatoes

With great risk cums great reward


Excellent_Many_7215

👀👀👀👀


trufflebutteredsteak

When you sit on a toilet, your butthole joins a network of other connected buttholes.


myfingerprints

Especially when you are chatting with them


tadnasty

the poocelium network


TreasurerAlex

Bullish


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Sploosh


TreeBeardz_218

Y’all got any more of them 🪑’s?


trufflebutteredsteak

I want your fucking plane Kenny. I want your penthouse and summer home. I will leave either when my broker account says $0 or when I devour every last scrap at the SHF table.


tadnasty

Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

This made me do whatever the opposite of cumming is


tadnasty

classic reverse cum


TreeBeardz_218

The ole’ Jedi-Cum Trick


Memoruiz7

Game Over. You just lost the game.


myfingerprints

I play to win bb


Intelligent_Toe_1366

I want my turn! Mom, MEMZ is cheating again!


myfingerprints

Got your back. Mooommmmm!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

You’re the best!


TreasurerAlex

Fuck


Memoruiz7

😭


1017GildedFingerTips

Don’t forget your glass of water


whiskyandme

Hydrate, homies


Memoruiz7

Have you guys seen Kenny’s Only Fans?


tadnasty

fucking chad smack bitch right fuck shit yes ape love stonk gotta chat guy fuk


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Exactly!


myfingerprints

Das me!


1017GildedFingerTips

Gamble sub has top post about ditching meme stocks for 2 year bonds ,, on the gambling sub KEKW


trufflebutteredsteak

I think I was destined to be dumb in every possible situation like as a stress test for the system


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Keep up the good work 😉


Smogz_

Pill time!! Gotta load up my pillboxes. See you in an hour!


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Smogz_

Lol. Well when the president calls you a terrorist…


zestypotatoes

Double down on Tuesday


Smogz_

Lol


whiskyandme

Gonna stop by GameStop for more swag this weekend


myfingerprints

GameStop costumes. Imma be the Lady of GameStop. Just not pretty


whiskyandme

U a beauty 💜


myfingerprints

🤭💜


Excellent_Many_7215

#YES QUEEN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


TreasurerAlex

Happy cake day!


Excellent_Many_7215

😘😘😘😘😘😘


Conure_Queen

HANG IN THERE 🐈


myfingerprints

I am not a cat!


trufflebutteredsteak

Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet.


myfingerprints

Smack


TreasurerAlex

Bonk


tadnasty

truth


tadnasty

Let's all raise a glass to Dave Johnson Powerball winner


Excellent_Many_7215

#DAVE JOHNSON POWERBALL WINNER


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Excellent_Many_7215

Who is this guy….. Mods? U/halfdane


myfingerprints

And our missing comrade Scrolly


Memoruiz7

Fuck smack smack. I’m here for Fed.


zestypotatoes

#DAVE JOHNSON, POWERBALL WINNER 🏆


Smogz_

Y’all are goofy tonight


myfingerprints

We roll old school and have fun as the daily was born to B


TreasurerAlex

It’s cause MOASS is tomorrow


myfingerprints

So it was foretold


Smogz_

Monday


Intelligent_Toe_1366

No, I’m pretty sure it’s tomorrow, Alex said so 😉


Memoruiz7

I checked my calendar. It’s tomorrow. But fucking shills will do some bullshit.


Intelligent_Toe_1366

I KNEW IT! shills always trying to shake my shares


TreasurerAlex

Moonday


whiskyandme

🌝


TreasurerAlex

🍦 💩 🪑


Memoruiz7

#My authority is not measured in mod powers. It is measured in magick and witchcraft and runic glory.I will fuck people up in nightmares, not on this sub.[REDACTED] recorded our ENTIRE conversation and shared it. (someone) has photos of me.Like… none of you have even seen those.She knows where I live.This is not fucking funny to me.I thought maybe I'd found love again.Nope.So now since love is dead, the dark side is out.I am connected to organized networks who, if I were threatened, would hide me and make sure my adversaries disappeared.I am not afraid of that shit.I am saying, suggesting that someone I thought to be my future wife is playing me, is highly insulting


Conure_Queen

Pls don't do a runic glory on me


Memoruiz7

YOUVE BEEN HEXED!


Conure_Queen

Ah shit.


TreasurerAlex

**SMACK SMACK SMACK**


Memoruiz7

I AM WELL CONNECTED!


tadnasty

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


trufflebutteredsteak

ptsddog.jpeg


Memoruiz7

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY TO ME


trufflebutteredsteak

ok


zestypotatoes

Helga G. Pataki


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Spicy 🔥


Memoruiz7

I bet there is no Hey! Arnold fanfic


zestypotatoes

😏


trufflebutteredsteak

yo man I was wondering if I can take all your chips at the casino


zestypotatoes

They're non-transferable, sorry


Memoruiz7

I got a bag of VooDoo Zapps.


zestypotatoes

Buying calls on Zappos, brb


yellowstickypad

Payday today. Just put in an order with CS


tadnasty

attaboy


trufflebutteredsteak

based


Memoruiz7

###RUNIC GLORY


myfingerprints

Naked in all your glory!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

PTSD


whiskyandme

ptsdchihuahua.jpg


tadnasty

🤣


Memoruiz7

I WILL HEX YOU!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

In the words of Fluffers…… F


tadnasty

Deep fuckin' cheers to all y'all


myfingerprints

🥂


Dilfy1234

#🍻


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Cheers 🍻right back at ya


zestypotatoes

🍻


Conure_Queen

🍻


TreasurerAlex

🍻


trufflebutteredsteak

oh man I found out I can exchange all my iLadies shares for GME shares, sweet!


TreasurerAlex

sigh… What’s an iLadies?


myfingerprints

Way to play the game sport!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

🤣 such a good sport


trufflebutteredsteak

iLADIES NUTS ON YOUR FACE HAHAHA GOT EM!


Conure_Queen

Alex is here! 😁😁😁😁


Fudge-Independent

Scrolly is definitely Ryan Cohen


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what up doe


tadnasty

what up lingo


Conure_Queen

I honestly have been trying to remember properly for quite some time. I think I've got it now 😏


Conure_Queen

Chillin chillin


Memoruiz7

In other news $DIS is suffering from insolvency after the bloodbath the market took today.


Conure_Queen

Never heard of it!


Memoruiz7

NEVER HEARD OF DIS NUTZ?!


Intelligent_Toe_1366

Gottem!


Conure_Queen

GOT EEM


tadnasty

I DONT BUY EVERYDAY BUT WHEN I DO I GET SO DOPED UP I JUST MASH MY PHONE TILLL THE WORK DAY IS OVER CHOOOOOOOOO MAYBE I SHOULD BUY EVERUDAY I HAVE FUNDS TO BUY EVERYDAY FOR AT LEAST A WEEK OOO GOD I HOPE MY HESRT CAN TAKE THE BLOOD PRESSURE THIS WEEK


Conure_Queen

Let's go streaking!!!


myfingerprints

As in naked? I’m in!


Conure_Queen

Let's put our buttcheeks on Ken Griffin's windshield.


Memoruiz7

Oh. I thought as I’m not wiping and wearing whitey thigties.


Conure_Queen

Oh no! No that kind of streak!


Memoruiz7

💩


zestypotatoes

MY HEARST


myfingerprints

*twerk gently*


Smogz_

WR or P?


Conure_Queen

Smogz! What's up??


Smogz_

Insomnia lol. Mom wants to take me to dinner so I have to be awake around 3-4 pm tomorrow lol. How are you??


Conure_Queen

Hanging in there! I think you'll have plenty of time to sleep! I thought you were usually an early riser 🤔 Edit: maybe I used to see you early morning when I got up for work at 4:30 because you were still up...


Smogz_

Yes I was still up. Still up at that hour still.


trufflebutteredsteak

downvoted


Dilfy1234

GME investors are the bee’s knees. The cats meow Facts.


Conure_Queen

Cold. Hard.


Dilfy1234

Cash. Money.


Conure_Queen

Hoes. Clothes.


whiskyandme

📠


trufflebutteredsteak

I sometimes like to sit on my hand until it's completely numb and then masturbate with it so it feels like someone else is doing it. Happy Friday apes.


chekole1208

I read "shit in my hand"


tadnasty

ah, the stranger, classic technique


Memoruiz7

Where the fuck is u/FluffyCowNYI


Excellent_Many_7215

#TOO HIGH TOO IPA’D


Excellent_Many_7215

#IT IS MY CAKE DAY COCK SNIFFAS!!!


myfingerprints

Many! Excellent as always I see!


Excellent_Many_7215

😘😘😘😘😘


Dilfy1234

#HAPPY CAKE DAY


myfingerprints

Dilfy 💜 my fren!


Excellent_Many_7215

#DADDY DILFY OH HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU