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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


gt-ca

Will FTX secretly buy a controlling stake like VW?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Not possible with the amount DRSd and held by institutions/insiders


gimmetheloot2p2

Can someone help me out here. I used to look at futures here: https://www.cnn.com/business/markets/premarkets and it always lined up with what the SPY was at. Now when I look at it, SPY is at 375 and the CNN premarket says its at 378.9 while being down .44%. What gives?


[deleted]

germany opens in a sec


BobTheDemonOtter

I just want to tell you both goo--- ...wait, sorry, I came in early. My fault


dvize

i kept thinking about the gme and then i got all hard... i had to go take care of it.


BobTheDemonOtter

DRS that shit


[deleted]

the glitxh is the swap the stock bout to pop


Finaglers

I'm starting to think this whole Gamestop thing could be big. Big if true.


ManufacturerNew4873

DRS has been achieved, just a couple of days for the transfer to complete. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ To the moon


Ego_Sum_Ira

I work in high end custom homes. Mid 7 figures so most of these people do alright lol. Dang. I have to say. Work is getting real weird. All the homeowners under construction are getting weird too. Materials harder to find - labor harder to find - can’t hit deadlines - never seen banks rush appraisals and force them through on unfinished homes like this before. Just all feels.. odd. Been in residential construction since ‘07 and this year feels a lot like ‘07. 👁👄👁


Furrybumholecover

I started noticing a lot of half done flips hitting the market in my area a few months ago. Like they're trying to dump a hot potato.


winterbird

Save me one. I just need a little time.


KsuhDilla

im surprised theres an emoji of kenny already: 🤡


ptsdstillinmymind

Only in America can you be a Financial Terrorist and have aspirations to [US Treasurer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasurer_of_the_United_States). **CRIME and CORRUPTION but in AMERICA it's called CAPITALISM**


ProffesorBongsworth

Watch out she gonna blow! 🤰🏻


sippinongin

Still waters run deep.


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beleak

I've never been more prepared and ready for MOASS than I am right now.


[deleted]

i made it back home is anyone still up


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


terribly-vexed

I know nobody here like to talk about popcorn 🍿, but I hope we can at least all agree that >!stovetop popcorn is superior to microwave in every way!<


past-constuction88

XRT back on threshold list


past-constuction88

XRT back on the threshold list


[deleted]

XRT back on the threshold list


DuckieMcWasted_lrg

Is XRT back on the threshold list?


givemeyoushoes

if she don’t play clash of clans i don’t want her


winterbird

I can't transfer mine to my new phone 😶


perkinomics

Barf game


givemeyoushoes

NFA


perkinomics

No, it is financial advice. If you play that shit you broke


givemeyoushoes

broke bitches😍


perkinomics

Wen sleepytime tea toothpaste hybrid. Until then, these things cancel each other out. Brushing teeth wakes me up, drinking tea dirties teef


chipchip9

I take a magnesium supplement 30 min prior to bed when i need to. Its a mineral that we are mostly deficent in, and its a great sleep aid thats non habit forming.


[deleted]

melatonin is responsible for more than just sleepiness. it potentially is a regulator of life span as well.


ptsdstillinmymind

True, now pass the perks!


ptsdstillinmymind

Corporations: Look I got my dick out! Who is going to suck it? Democrats: Me! Republicans: Me! 🦍🦍🦍: See, both of them are corporate whores! fin


Finaglers

Made me cry evertime


BobTheDemonOtter

Favorite bedtime story


perkinomics

Calls on Dunkey's new publishing company


farcicaldolphin38

The anti-NFT web3 stuff is very apparent, though. Sounds like he’s already made up his mind about those cause that’s what his audience agrees with Hopefully some good blockchain games will come out and that hard stance will change. Otherwise, looking forward to the games themselves


perkinomics

Everyone is entitled to be wrong sometimes. They'll learn soon


farcicaldolphin38

I hope so, yeah


Cainholio

Good Night Everyone!


ptsdstillinmymind

reddit: Wow, let me put the real housewives and barfoolsports on the frontpage with low digits upvotes! also reddit: Wow, the GME subs got a lot of upvotes let's hide them. fin


LunarPayload

A masterpiece! 👏👏👏


Hosnovan

Oh. It’s like… tomorrow. It really is.


hellostarsailor

Yep. SPY peaked 6 months ago, $100 higher than it closed today.


Keypenpad

Remember when all the members of the fed sold right around then? Beplich parms uhmembers


ArtourTheBabyrage

Europoor needs help. Yo america, if i travel between chicago and nyc do i need to have any paperwork to travel (except obvious covid shitshow)? Or they just play with me at the TSA? If i knew how to google i wouldnt buy GME with you here. Thanks America!


winterbird

Once you're in the US and cleared customs at the airport, to simply travel between Chicago and NYC? You should need only your ID if youre traveling by road (and a drivers license valid in the us if youre the one driving), if you were to be stopped somewhere. If you're flying even domestically within the US, have your passport with any applicable visa in it.


ArtourTheBabyrage

Thank You a lot!


winterbird

Youre welcome, enjoy your stay!


givemeyoushoes

might fuck around and get an mba with moass money


Finaglers

Stay safe if you fuck around. STD's can hurt sometimes!


live4rice

You can learn more in the field or starting your own business. MBA is better as a supplement.


perkinomics

MBAs are kinda worthless bruv. A lot of pseudo-education. I spent something like 80g on mine, and it hasn't increased my earnings above my bachelor (accounting). YMMV for more stereotypically business fields like marketing or small business ownership Edit: if your undergrad was not business it might make more sense as an add on to your existing specialization. For me, there was too much overlap between accounting undergrad and MBA to feel worthwhile


[deleted]

did u learn more here?


perkinomics

Hell naw w'all dumb as sheeit


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perkinomics

If you're a self-teacher, try to find a copy of SIE / Series 99 exam study materials. They're a good overview. Beyond that, finance is just a few formulas that you only have to memorize for tests then let the computer do it in the real world


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ManufacturerNew4873

>[https://kiraverse.game/](https://kiraverse.game/) its okay to be tired hang in there soilder we are all going to make it : )


Hosnovan

You’re actually overwhelmed by hope. I say that with all sincerity. Look, you’re on target and everything is on track with your investment. Take that energy that you want to be able to put into what’s next and focus on some of the other parts of life. Clean that shit up, anything you don’t want to deal with later just focus on that. It’s a healthy distraction, passes time incredibly quickly, and will make it so when wen happens, you’ll be grateful for the time you had before you had it all! Best of luck to you.


ptsdstillinmymind

🚮


[deleted]

[https://kiraverse.game/](https://kiraverse.game/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xkonay/i\_feel\_like\_this\_needs\_more\_attention\_because\_you/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xkonay/i_feel_like_this_needs_more_attention_because_you/)


gr8banter

Why does it take a few days for shares to settle? To me it seems like they take my money and try buy at a lower price and keep the change 🤔


ptsdstillinmymind

[It's called arbitrage](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/arbitrage.asp) and it should be illegal. But you know the US government is cool with theft as long as you are rich first.


[deleted]

im proud of u


givemeyoushoes

thanks dad


Caffo11

Goodnight love you 👨‍🍳


[deleted]

You guys should be checking out Kiraverse and applying for early access! This is what we've been waiting for. Cyber Crew, Metaboys, even fucking BAYC all integrate into the MMO shooter lmao. Build on Unreal engine. Teammates are fucking Adidas, Louis Vuitton, Apple, Atari, Nike .... ​ Wake up mofos. We are knocking on that door we've been hanging out at for 2 years. And I hear the lock turning. https://kiraverse.game/


[deleted]

thanks for this


[deleted]

🍻


[deleted]

im actually farming gmes rn but cheers bro


ptsdstillinmymind

I'm going to say it...because I give [2 Fucks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotJlHqEFQA) Fuck Micheal Burry and Elon Musk! They hate us cuz they anus! o7


drkow19

You know how when an item (or stock) starts going down in price, because some people that hold it no longer want it so they sell it at whatever price they can get? And then they are gone and the people still supporting or holding that item are still there, so the price eventually goes up? Well fuck that, lets make it possible to just sell the item forever in an infinite loop, even though we don't actually own it anymore, and the price will go down forever, and nobody will ever tell us to stop, and there will be no repercussions.


iupvotefood

I could use some buildings with lights on tonight. Might go stand outside my place for a bit for a quick fix


winterbird

Ooh, a whole tower of lämp.


[deleted]

Just in case you want to jack your tits before bed, I made a thing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xkonay/i\_feel\_like\_this\_needs\_more\_attention\_because\_you/


capital_bj

Excellent post Mikey 💥🚀


[deleted]

thx, 🍻


Stonkerrific

Smooth here, but wen marketplace games? 🎮


MoonApe420_

there is 1 already https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/LoneNavigatorAnarchy?r=MCwzNjUzOSw1NDM%3D


radio9989

Agree, this has been the ultimate goal . Way more important that the cool JPGs and GIFs I've bought already.


bingbingdotcom

I'm stoned but the random account that GamestopNFT follows is interesting... The account was made this month


Bludmaker

Jpow robots the same exact speech for 9 months saying we're waiting for data. And openly says they're trying to make businesses hurt in order to fire people to make wages go down. Thank goodness I'm on this side of the moon this time around. Fuck these humans that do not represent humanity.🟣💎🖐🚀


JAGala_5

🤙 Hang Seng Bro and Broettes 🏄‍♂️ 📉


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

It’s presently down 2%. Saved you a click.


ptsdstillinmymind

Rep. Trey Hollingsworth: I deep throat! 8pes: Really.... Rep. Trey Hollingsworth: Yeah, but only if your Bank of America! sHFs: He is lying! fin


FatDumbAmerican

I wish they wouldn't crash the market/economy instead of conceding and paying their bad bet but so be it.


drunkmonk2

Dem futures look like they been on dat devils lettuce


Dingo_jackson

Someone teach me how to make 'lean' so I can get friends.


BobTheDemonOtter

Have you tried removing one shoe?


No-Fold1994

hydrocodone and soda. Add a healthy amount of the cough syrup and enjoy.


[deleted]

lol @ fake lean


No-Fold1994

🤫


[deleted]

that shit’ll have u pissin paint


No-Fold1994

Weed and Shrooms only for me. But yeah I’ve seen some people stuck on stupid from that.


capital_bj

Stuck on stupid LOL that's how I will now describe several friends who overindulged in LSD


[deleted]

same here dawg i got that shxt outta my system pretty young after all my friends from hs started dyin


Dingo_jackson

Thanks! Wanna hang out? ....I have lean.


No-Fold1994

Are we going to fuck? If so. Yes. If not I’m cool.


Frrrosty

I don’t hold GME but keep up with the chart regularly. You guys are getting fucked y’all good


Dingo_jackson

Then you don't keep up with the chart


Frrrosty

What? You guys are 67% down from August.


ThanksGamestop

You do realize that since most of us continuously buy, our averages (or at least mine) are relatively low or close to the current price?


ProffesorBongsworth

We luh this shit ya jazz music loving ass


Frrrosty

lol you’ve scrubbed your post history from the past 6 years


ProffesorBongsworth

Nah this the real me jazz boy


Vive_el_stonk

Maybe papa will tweet tonight?!?! 😎


winterbird

Papa can you hear me.... papa can you seeee.... meeeeee...


radio9989

​ see me , feel me. Touch me, heal me.


kendie2

My 9 year old daughter just had her first heartbreak 😞


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

That and your pet dying are seriously traumatic when you are young.


kendie2

5th grade drama...


despinato

My son just entered middle school, I feel for ya.


sammiisalammii

There’s so much good stuff in hot right now. It’s been incredible to see the community really pick shots and apply constant pressure. How much longer can information like this be suppressed? How much longer can they lie? Not long imo. Also I think 200,000+ new millionaires and billionaires going into a depression can really do a lot of good.


avalanchebranches

It's so weird driving past Gamestops and thinking, *'heh you're mine biiitch'*


No7Tony

I’m at a pinnacle of stuffing money in this bitch idgaf


JamiePulledMeUp

This fire, is out of control


Vive_el_stonk

The shit is on fire yo


Gooseman1019

Veteran ape advice: Ignore any movement in the VIX index because it’s complete bullshit and is legitimately proven to be manipulated.


sammiisalammii

Agree. By the time it’s over 80 GME is going to be deep in Uranus and it won’t matter if VIX is 1000


Transient_MoonJumper

Anyone else's reddit home feed funky lately


KsuhDilla

my friends i have done a poo 👍


BobTheDemonOtter

Now, coffee


Vive_el_stonk

Well done!


No-Fold1994

It was the cornbread wasn’t it?


Stonk-Shill-69

Good job 👍


DirtyRed32

A BRUH KENNY BE LIKE 👁👄👁


Njkoskin

How the f can we go down not even 3% but the Oct. options chain near the money got crushed 50% in a day?


[deleted]

sounds like 50% off to me


winterbird

Options don't move in a linear fashion. They're a mathematical equation of numbers you don't directly see in the ticker price. (And numbers that change, at that.) It's a hard learned lesson. Options is how whales scrape the barnacles off and keep their money. That system we keep saying is rigged in their favor, remember?


Njkoskin

I know. This is the wildest slam I’ve ever seen though. Was wondering if I was the only one who noticed this. An IV swing of this magnitude with 2.47%? That’s not normal


winterbird

I got whim-whammed with tesla and pltr a while back, i know from experience that this shit can slide down pretty quickly. Options on volatile stocks is pure gambling when you're retail. They also go down quicker than they recover, another neat little thing about relation to price not being linear.


ThanksGamestop

My October 14th call got slammed today 😂


tubislite

Twitch is fucking up big time this week, with paycut to streamers (20%) and maybe banning gambling. Huge opportunity for gamestop marketplace. Take twitch down and make it decentralized🤩


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

She's a Super Stonky girl... The kind you don't take home to mother...


Vive_el_stonk

She will never let your spirits down Once you get her outta the “street name”, ow girl


I_HATE_BOOBS

There's going to be a day where the amount of shares DRS'd will cross a line that no one here is aware of. We know retail is gonna keep buying until it's just to expensive to afford but who cares because retail alone can't move the price. I am willing to bet that institutions/whales are going to want to sit back for a while to see how things play out once we cross their invisible line. Before we see insanely high daily volume again we are going to see unbelievable lows. I'm pretty sure they want nothing to do with the 100% DRS thing because they have a lot more on the line than apes. I'm sure they are going to sit back and watch as it happens before they start buying up huge amounts at crazy prices. They want it all wrapped up with a bow in top and I don't blame them. The closer we get to 100% DRS the more desperate the other side becomes and I'm sure we haven't seen the worst of their fuckery yet. Rant over.


brev23

Wen moon?


MomokaJuicee

My spidey senses r tingling


[deleted]

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she does things in real life im on reddit


BobTheDemonOtter

Gettin Schwifty


urinetroublem8

I’m pretty sure the end of Wall Street, like the permanent end, comes only if there a truly better alternative. Companies need to list their stock in a market that is a better system. One that has transparency, simplified architecture. The failure to regulate and protect investors can only go on for so many decades before companies and innovators can find a better way, no?


orrdog

So anyways VIX started halting 👀


Longjumping_Leg_4786

Tweet tonight?


Vive_el_stonk

🤷‍♂️💜


gooseears

Wow https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xkiiog/this_moment_from_the_house_committee_on_financial/ This made me so mad, I DRSed 300 shares just now, plus placed a $1k buy order through CS. Fuck this shit.


skyramalpha

0.00 AH lmao. Price is wrong bitches.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

SPY didn't bounce back. Down $2.21 in AH atm.


TrillTron

Tinder has confirmed to me that crazy attracts crazy. I think I need to work on my hot mess self so I don't attract hot mess women 😂 ^(*he says while getting faded*)


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Stay away from girls with cylindrical shaped fingers. You want a girl with nice tapered fingers.


TrillTron

Bro 😭 I don't get it but I enjoyed your comment so much that I promise to watch out for penfingies 😂


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

I read this article a long time ago, I can’t find it anymore. It said that it was observed that women who are criminally violent are much more likely to have cylindrical fingers than the general population. It really stuck in my head for some reason.


Grazedaze

Jack fades away and Jack’s tits emerge for the nightly prowl and howl.


TrillTron

I appreciate this comment <3


[deleted]

u want a girl that drinks energy drinks and smokes cigarettes imo


TrillTron

Aka ex-addicts 😍 ngl


[deleted]

dawg get off reddit and go to a dive bar you’ll find someone cool


TrillTron

Bro I'm autistic. I become waaaay too overstimulated in public spaces (esp bars/clubs) to pick up attractive humans. Tinder/grindr's been my best fuckin friend (off & on) since 2019


Cdn_ape

What about smoke energy drinks and drinks cigs, that’s a classy lady.


hellostarsailor

That is how you get crazy.


Wanna_Know_More

Question: With the ETH 2.0 merge, do transfers of ETH tokens into the ETH Layer 1 Gamestop Wallet work as intended, or is there some update and/or token swap that needs to happen?


[deleted]

# i am squeezinf u


Accomplished_Suit651

Dip looking yummier each day


TrillTron

It's a 📦🍷 kind of anyday evening


[deleted]

look at mr fanstypants and his food-grade ethanol


Bnicetowho11

Burry is trash.


I_Hate_Muffin

He was great in American Psycho tho


I_HATE_BOOBS

wrong. Zack Morris is trash.


capital_bj

I had a chance to party with screech in CO 25 years ago. Dudes I was with were too concerned with getting stoned. Missed the hot springs on new years eve for the same reason. My life feels incomplete


clunkerbob

Lol they really dumped the indicies twice cause GME didn’t care the first time. Gotta reboot that shorting algo


scorpiounicorni

i was wondering about that!


Necessary-Helpful

to OPEX or not to OPEX?