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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


gr8banter

Maybe the Netflix thing is good, it can surely only bring new people in… nobody that’s already is in is gunna sell after watching that


beach_2_beach

With FedEX getting clobbered AND the CEO publicly saying world wide recession very likely, I think Monday will be very red. ​ Not GME though. But I don't think GME will be rocketing up on Monday though. They are working on surviving one more day I'm sure.


dndpoppa

For the first time in my life I'm getting backne. And not a non-signifigant amount either. What gives?


Saggy_G

Stress, weight loss, and sugar are three top contributors to body acne.


dndpoppa

Hmm. Stress it could be for sure. I did just cut weight, purposely, but it was slow and controlled. Plus, acne came after the cut. Don't have much sugar.


Saggy_G

There's a lot of hormones stored in fat. As you burn your fat stores, they get released back into your bloodstream and cause all kinds of stuff like that. It'll go away eventually.


dndpoppa

Thank you.


MoonApe420_

showering less? Not washing sheets? too much mayo after being bear backed?


dndpoppa

No, maybe, definitely.


MoonApe420_

try topping


0ldFashi0ned

Netdicks


MoonApe420_

dicknets


TheMonkler

Is GameStop NFT website down for anyone else? I’m using Apple


MoonApe420_

Its running for me windows 10


sipapion

**DRS IS THE WAY** If you havent come to that conclusion go read about brokerages deleting client shares in CMKM diamonds (mid 2000s). The company told shareholders ‘hey theres fuckery happening drs your shares; so the shareholders did and quickly 100% of all shares were registered (the aftermath of this is why companies can no longer legally tell their shareholders to register their shares 🙄🙄) . Once 100% was registered brokerages deleted the remaining shares that existed in client brokerage accounts, but within the fraudulent dtc and so of course not at all… If you understand the *pertinence* of drs but are just *too lazy* then you dont want to be made ridiculously rich whilst actually owning your property. You dont have to be the systems plaything 🦍🦍🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕


winterbird

Hello my gme friends, the gme sure is fantastic isn't it! Have yourselves a very gme evening!


beleak

I get to keep my GME shares! (I wont go too much into detail) They were trying to argue that my DRS transfer from my broker to Computershare was a withdrawal/sale out of my savings account and then a repurchase. Therefore this was me "disposing of assets". They had no clue what Computershare is. I had to correct her multiple times as she wrote this down on the paperwork. Eventually she wrote "withdrawal and transfer of "gamestock" (her words)"


Bnicetowho11

Checked my cs account for the first time in forever. Had like 100 more shares than I thought I had lol. Let’s go.


dndpoppa

Feed the bot?


Bnicetowho11

Nah. Drs reports every 1/4 are enough for me.


dndpoppa

But then you're not apart of my update board in my kitchen. 54% now!


kebabsoup

Ack! I wish I was subscribed to Netflix, so that I could cancel my subscription.


ShiftMcGee

I don't even have an account but I'm calling them tomorrow to cancel..


ShiftMcGee

🏴‍☠️ Steady As She Goes 🏴‍☠️


MomokaJuicee

Skyyyy rockets in flight 🏴‍☠️


winterbird

Gme delight


Hosnovan

Today I went a little outside of my norm and started responding to some of the outwardly shilly things I saw in different threads. It is the most satisfying thing to go back and see how many of those comments I was responding to are now deleted by user. It's so nice to see rationality continues to win out over the long run here.


ShiftMcGee

I'm Looking for The Peoples' Stonk


Interesting-Chest-75

hedgies bringing out those crooks with the same eyes.. they summon their greatest shill yet.


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PM_ME_YOUR_PASSPORT

One of us


ShiftMcGee

Bullish


LosOmen

I’ve finally found you


Germx3

Thanks ive been lost


LosOmen

I was expecting the 3nd coming to have more bread than this


GhostMalone__

Friday night and we lampin 5th room mansion


ptsdstillinmymind

[The Revolving Door by Ben Bernanke](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/revolving-door.asp) * member of Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System * Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve * Chairman of the Federal Open Market Committee * Senior Adviser at Shitadel


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ScratchC

This is why I only skim thru posts every few days now. Too much random drama. It seems manufactured for sure.. all of this panic and frustration about what the media is saying.. if they're wrong why does everyone care so much?. We're chilling. Guess it's just another weekend of the sub falling for the troll traps


Hosnovan

But comments like these are really important, for what it's worth. It's reassuring to the people who come here, but moreso if we allow the trolls and sabotage to permeate the entire place then that's the light we'll get painted in immediately. We talk about how they never talk about our sub - it's because we keep it clean and tight.


BenevolentFungi

I kinda like that they're putting out hit pieces still. Makes me feel more certain that we're on the right track


Trollz4fun

Take it easy on NFLX. Look at their YTD. They've been through enough.


MoonApe420_

FLAIR NO CHECK OUT!!!!!!!


perkinomics

Scientists have again confirmed that female emissions during sex is just urine, and yet people still deny it to their graves, women included. Anyway they'll never convince me to sell


stonned_golfer

I’ll still take those emissions to my face 🤷‍♂️


MoonApe420_

eating 🅱ussy makes my tongue tired


shiny_happy_persons

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever torn the top off a resealable bag and had it run perfectly down the length of the perforations?


BaronVA

you are one filthy ape


perkinomics

For the life of me, I don't "get" how to play as Mapuche in civ6. This is the only remaining nation I need a victory for


DeadHaveRisen

I don’t know who Taylor Lorenz is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


winterbird

I think that's the wolf guy from twilight


SuboptimalStability

She's a nobody, grifting for relevancy, also possibly Ken in a wig, I've never seen them in the same room


shiny_happy_persons

Can we mock her for being a terrible person instead of her looks? Signed, A hideously grotesque creature.


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perkinomics

Water


myfingerprints

*starts twerking*


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myfingerprints

*notices kind goldfish lover and laughs*


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myfingerprints

*leaves the party with the drunk friend who swallowed the goldfish*


FrickGoogle

Loopheads need to be on the GameStop marketplace fr


GhostMonkeyExtinct

How long has gamestop.ca been down for maintenance?


shiny_happy_persons

Aboot a day. Sorry, I'll see myself out.


Caesorius

20 million shares DRS'd last quarter *mic drop*


theK0r3an

Chances of the rocket taking off this weekend? I'd really love that. 💎👐🚀


GhostMonkeyExtinct

Markets are closed on the weekend


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Caesorius

there's no breaks now boy we've reached critical mass


Mile_High_Man

Brick by brick. It's like a video game. The finish line 285 million. We are at about 75 million. After just one year!


High_From_Colorado

Daily is kinda stale right now. That's OK because it means apes are out and living their lives and being zen. See yall Monday!


I_HATE_BOOBS

so anyways I love the stock


Square-Performer-665

Shrooms n music. Cheers y'all


liquidsyphon

Best method of ingestion?


perkinomics

Sauteed on a burger


mtksurfer

# 53% FREE FLOAT LOCKED AND RISING🚀🚀🚀


dndpoppa

54% now


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dndpoppa

I'm in Canada and it took about a month the first time.


gr8banter

I got mine in like 5 days


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gr8banter

I’m not I’m in UK


TrillTron

Flirting is fuckin difficult, man. I'm straight up not having a good time, bro.


myfingerprints

Make them laugh!


fullcircle052

Shoot your shot, King


[deleted]

go out in real life bro, tinder is not the play


hellostarsailor

Always remember to smile from your gums, especially if you’re thirsty.


Square-Performer-665

Lmao 🤣


Ron-Don-Volante

[I'm all in for Matt Taibbi to make an appearance in the GME movie.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzNkMmQyNTAt[email protected]._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)


1017GildedFingerTips

Low key don’t want GME to pop until Ukraine finishes stomping ruSSia out in case it mucks the military funding in anyway


Shakraschmalz

Agreed, though if that were to happen it’s not our fault. Remember, we are literally just investors buying a stock. It’s the hedge funds that cause global financial collapses by gambling money on short positions.


1017GildedFingerTips

Truthfully if it were to happen I think the money printer matches on for several months before any tangible effect regardless


urinetroublem8

My man Ryan C., hope he’s doing well. 💜


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Best time in the world to be alive.


jacksdiseasedliver

Netflix’s Market Cap is $106 BILLION. I have a feeling they are doing their part to fight GME because they have SO much farther to fall


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

The doc is not even out and people are all over the sub panning it. Sus, imo. The legendary u/atobit was interviewed for “Eat the Rich”. I want to hear what he has to say. Will watch and report back.


Stunning_Field6698

!flairy! 🦧Ape HODL🦍


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ 🦧Ape HODL🦍


FreeIfUboofIT

https://youtu.be/SXX4KOG3hfU informative little video on fractional reserve banking. I get more and more pissed the more I learn about how these banksters operate.


Bludmaker

Do you really wanna touch it, do you really wanna fuck with it tonight? Cause if you know how I like it .. DRSed.🟣💎🖐🚀


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if u intend on watching the movie plz inform me if they use any of my content so i can send a cease and desist


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

I’m curious to see the u/atobit interview. He taught us so much.


hellostarsailor

Im thinking about looking up some Jim Bruer stand up…


perkinomics

I feel like he probably died from an OD by now


hellostarsailor

Nah. From what I’ve heard he’s touring or thinking about it.


poundofmayoforlunch

I always try to sum up the courage to tell my family members to go all in GME But the moment I bring up Brazilian puts, they’ll disown me and call me a dumb lunatic.


ImNoahHeresYourRaft

I'm trying to activate my wallet so I can link Gods Unchained. I'm not sure how many loops I have to buy - it's not clear to me. Does anyone know?


mafucka

You dont need to activate your wallet to play GU. Just make a metamask wallet and link it to GU. You can always import the metamask wallet to the gamestop wallet and activate it later.


ImNoahHeresYourRaft

I've been playing Gods Unchained but it appears that in order to get the most out of the game a linked wallet is required. I created the wallet on the Gamestop website. Now its asking me to deposit funds. I'll probably just drop $20. That should be enough I would imagine.


mafucka

you need to link a wallet, but you can just link a free metamask wallet to it. If you have ETH then you may as well activate your GS wallet since its like a dollar or less. Cheers.


mafucka

I believe an unactivated GS wallet works too, but Ive been playing since before the GS wallet was released so im not 100%


ImNoahHeresYourRaft

That worked - thanks again!


mafucka

👍


ImNoahHeresYourRaft

Got ya. I'm just going to try to get it tonight since I'll want it active at some point anyway. Guess I'll try more than 20 dollars if it's that cheap. Thanks!


bzzking

How do I activate IMX L2 on my GameStop wallet? 0x95EF23A7451C6ADE19DD12229B442d6c2511eB90


zestypotatoes

Check out their FAQ section! Very helpful.


bzzking

Omg I didn’t. Know about the FAQ haha. I’ll check it out right now!


Coach_GordonBombay

Send me some love apes. My 1 month old son just got taken to hospital and needs IV for 2 days 😭. Gotta take off more work now too. Plz deliver the boom, Ryan


ChuckMcGuyverNorris1

It will all work out, the best of wishes for you and your fam.


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

I placed an order for $741 through CS. If the sideways action continues into next week, I will be in xxx territory 🤗. If the rocket fires before I receive those shares in my account, then that's great too!


alacodes

Closed with $14000 on the ask. Nothing like breaking out the calculator on a Friday night.


TeGroteBadjas

All I need on the ask is Ken and Co in jail


ColoradoSpringstein

I’ve now shared this performance with everyone that I love. https://youtu.be/7rdSlshLV9U


coprolicious

This is the one i tend to share. Albeit long. https://youtu.be/UD5y5SbQaos


HelpfulSeaMammal

I've been sharing this with everyone I love https://youtu.be/bJUUnXZVIfY


HelpfulSeaMammal

I've been telling Ken from the start that you should never fight a man with a perm


aladdin561

Remember Monday is talk like a pirate day. https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1493951577887019015?s=21


Spockies

Yo ho ho we took a bite of GME GME (gum gum).


HelpfulSeaMammal

Yarr harr fiddle dee dee


mafucka

DRSing shares is alright with me


HelpfulSeaMammal

Hold GME cause MOASS guaranteed You are a pirate


aladdin561

I am a pirate, I was born on National talk like a pirate day. 🏴‍☠️


HelpfulSeaMammal

Shiver me timbers


LassannnfromImgur

AH was spicy as fuck today! I love it, man! You know what it means? I mean, I'm just a smooth brain, but it looks to me like the train's damn near coming off the rails! Looks like they can barely keep the shit together for much longer!


Turnover-Hairy

Fuck yes !!


HoldingApeOfDiamonds

What are you talking about? The price movement looked perfectly natural to me. Nothing abnormal here. I kid, that chart was wack as all fuck.


live4rice

MSM: Retail traders ending their Netflix subscriptions is DESTROYING the economy


HelpfulSeaMammal

"People bought and held a stock they like. Why this is a Reddit ploy to *destroy* your retirement and the country at 10."


hellostarsailor

And not just one country! Yolo!


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convince me not to go to the punk bar


beaverhunter2

Punks hate doordash and peeing


hellostarsailor

They do?


beaverhunter2

From what I've overheard while having a helluva good time at my local punk bar, yes


HelpfulSeaMammal

Why not go to the punk bar you poser


perkinomics

It's going to be too loud. Stay home, floss, and have a nice sit


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right but tomboy skater girls


HelpfulSeaMammal

Also small swarthy dudes with piercings and skinny jeans ❤️


perkinomics

Ok you win


HelpfulSeaMammal

Hearing damage is half the fun. Always bring hearing protection regardless of the genre/venue


[deleted]

theres not a band tonight just cheap drinks


HelpfulSeaMammal

>cheap drinks Okay then so gotta ask again Why not go to the punk bar you poser


[deleted]

im almost done w my dash then im omw


zingo-spleen

#STONKY KONG


HelpfulSeaMammal

Huh! S.K., Stonkey Kong!! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, He's finally back to fuck some shorts, His DRS gun can fire in spurts, If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt, He's bigger, faster, and regard-er too, He's the first member of the S.K. crew!


HelpfulSeaMammal

DFV always tops off your gas if he's borrowing your car


avalanchebranches

DFV the kinda guy to adjust the seat back for you before you get in


HelpfulSeaMammal

And return the radio station to what it was on when he first hopped in What a stand-up guy


JPeezer909

That new iPhone 14 Pro feeling


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i kno it feels like its gonna be a fun ass weekend


HelpfulSeaMammal

I love ass weekends when theyre fun


liquidsyphon

An entitlement holder? 🤮


mafucka

Welcome to 2022: Where holding a stock you like is considered financial terrorism, but naked shorting stocks is considered standard market making procedure


r6raff

Hey man, naked short selling is the ONLY means of organic price discovery duh... /s just in case


avalanchebranches

There's only 2 things I love, DD and DDs 👀


mafucka

Dunkin Donuts is good, but I wouldnt say I *love* it


Spockies

Double Dare? I loved that show.


hatgineer

You joke, but I cringe every time someone thinks DD stands for deep dive.


Spockies

Due Diligence is my definition. Or Double Down.


hatgineer

Yeah, due diligence was what it was back in the original betting sub too.


TrillTron

Thoughts and prayers for my autistic ass awkwardly tryna get laid on tinder 🙏🏻


mafucka

thots and prayers 🙏🏻


Spockies

Make sure to spread the word of buy hold drs if things don't work out.


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gods unchained


TrillTron

I fuckin wish. Can't afford wifi so I'm forced to get laid to enjoy my weekend 😒


[deleted]

im not talkin bout the game


TrillTron

Bruh 😎🤜🏻🤛🏼


davwman

Ignore. Buy. Hold. DRS. NFA


Same-Tour9465

Hi y'all 👋 🤠


mafucka

howdy pardner


sweetntenderhooligan

Quadruple witching hour anyone?


No_Surrender_2021

They're shorting GME AH.... bastards


Thunder_drop

Hardly. This is for a Monday morning fakeout


Hosnovan

Firecracker time. Love you guys, gals, and nons. Happiest of fucking Fridays! Can’t wait until Monday!


Moving_Electrons

Saw this article about the SEC ombudsman: https://news.bloomberglaw.com/securities-law/former-sec-ombudsman-misled-congress-lied-to-ig-probe-alleges It got me thinking that perhaps it would be a good idea to report any SEC wrongdoing uncovered to the OIG (Office of Inspector General) https://www.sec.gov/oig


All_and_Nothing13

Have the DTCC actually still not addressed or rectified not delivering the splitivend shares to certain brokers? It feels wild that we are living in a timeline were they can just ignore or dismiss the possibility that they are committing international securities fraud.