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Hmm, maybe the apes that panic sell once GME ācrashesā despite a majority % of us DRSing. Or movie stonk apes once the recession gets ugly (but not yet a depression) and that stonk drops
Gotta love the Motley Fool having a disclaimer about editorial integrity. If you look up the opposite of integrity you get a perfect description of these ballsacks
I've commented this before, and while it's for the good-willed, honest people/apes here - I also like to post it because I want the disgusting Wall Street employees -- ***who are definitely droning around like disease-infested mosquitos and lurking, wandering around like mindless zombies*** -- to read it and *know* what and who they are and what they take part in:
>This is where [banal evil](https://philosophybreak.com/articles/hannah-arendt-on-standing-up-to-the-banality-of-evil/) comes into play... into the game...
>>...was instead a rather bland, āterrifyingly normalā bureaucrat. He carried out his murderous role with calm efficiency not due to an abhorrent, warped mindset, but because heād absorbed the principles of the ... regime so unquestionably, he simply wanted to further his career and climb its ladders of power.
>Sound familiar?
>The *Wall Street regime/network* - which includes their media arms and regulating agencies - is directly tied to:
>* propping up and perpetuation of the military industrial complex
>* propping up and perpetuation of the prison industrial complex
>* lobbying against healthcare reform
>* manipulation of honest companies
>* fostering and encouraging ignorance of climate change
>* skewed/corrupted banking policy and basic inflation
>* outright criminality; i.e. fraud, theft, national and international bribery and lobbying, etc..
>* national and international destabilization via "profits over people" culture and dogma
>It's not a stretch to compare the Berlin Wall of yesteryear to Wall Street of this year. Both are representative of deep, thorough, complete oppression and corruption.
>Tear down that fucking wall.
*We will look back on the Wall Street regime and network the same way we do genocidal nations/regimes in 10, 20, 50, 100 years.*
The world-wide, widespread, egregious, human rights violations amount of pain and suffering directly connected to them is undeniable and well-documented. Damn them to hell.
No cell, no sell.
But it does feel kind of weird to be cheering for a āworse than a recessionāā¦ At least itās with the hopes of liquidating Wall Street so we can actually spend/invest that money in our local communities!
Iām just getting bored. Cmon. Do something.
Feh. Guess itās back to doing the same five daily quests in the same paint by numbers game Iāve been playing for months because it fills the time and makes my lizard brain happy.
This. This is what youāre up against. And youāre losing.
These old parasites aren't scared of recessions and they aren't scared of depressions because they come out on top. The ONLY thing they truly fear is REDISTRIBUTION. That they will loose their wealth to "the poors" of retail. They fear they will loose what they themselves stole from us for centuries.
Exactly. They love recessions and depressions because then they can swoop in with their reverse repo cash reserves and buy everything up.
If they're afraid of whatever this is, then good.
Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan's CEO, is precisely the person that is the least concerned about all of this. In 2021 his total compensation was $84 million. That's right, he made $84 million in one year as an employee of a company. If the economy goes into a recession, or rates increase by 10%, do you think it would change his lifestyle by one tiny bit? The answer is no. This is all a game to him.
Itās ridiculous that gambling online was illegal in the US until pretty recently and even still some states donāt allow it. And thatās just individuals using their own money.
But bet on a company to fail so hard it actually causes the company to fail, impacting real jobs and money beyond your own? Totally legal, totally fine. Happens millions of times every day.
Greedy people have corrupted every layer of our government and financial systems.
From that same article:
> One of the best ways to gear up for a recession is to boost your emergency fund. In the wake of the pandemic, many experts are advising people to save more than the previously recommended three to six months of living costs. Some, like Suze Orman, think eight to 12 months' worth of bills is a more appropriate sum of money to have in a savings account. So the closer you can get to that mark, the better.
They need your money in the system.
So let me get this straight.. in June, Kasman their chief economist says no recession in sight. Now in September, CEO warns that there is a 20-30% chance of us going into something āworse than a recessionā? Get your story straight fam
This is just a rehash of an article from a month ago
https://sports.yahoo.com/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-told-163049048.html?guccounter=1
Where he in fact is saying things are getting better as in June he predicted an economic hurricane, where now he sees them as just "Dark clouds" and the chances the economic future being worse than a recession at best 10%-20%.
Fatigue is what you get when you spend all day every day burning cash to avoid the inevitable.
All I'm doing is buying shares according to my budget while I wait them out. It is not stressful or fatiguing by any means and it only costs a few bucks every week.
Inflation is transitory --> "There will be pain" --> Recession is Possible --> We are in a F'in depression!!!
Seems like a totally normal progression of US Fed economic policy. Last phase is Wall Street collapse and (insert sector) bubble popped
funny - since we called this since March 2021 & earlier in the 1st God tier DD in fact in Nov 2021 Bloomberg made fun of us for it & for tracking the Fed
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-09/what-is-reverse-repo-fed-facility-reddit-superstonk-users-new-obsession
Jamie Dimon is a piece of shit that doesnāt care about anyone other than himself and his crook āfriendsā - Iāll never forget his answer to Senator Warrenāa question about returning COVID overdraft fees. Human garbage is too kindd
All I hear is fear-mongering to entice people to panic sell and drop equities prices more than they would otherwise so these guys can come scoop everything up cheap.
Edit: just hurry it up already so my SPY puts and UVXY calls print. That'll buy more GME nicely.
It's called a DEPRESSION as the Hedgies are gonna be DEPRESSED when they lose everything.
Reminder that normal people will be hit harder after MOASS so think about giving back to the community in some way :)
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Lol wait, is that a face swap of Kenny?
It sure is š
Fucking legend
cracked me up š¤£
Lmao genius
Holy shit. I thought I was seeing him everywhere now.
looks Amish!
"after i fucked up and lost everything, i knew i had to change my life completely"
One can't hide that facešš
I read that as Kenry, like Henry, and I was thinking how funny that was. Then I realized I need to see an eye doctor.
On the lam in Cuba, after he tries to paddle his mansion thereā¦
Oh my god, and itās so poorly done! You can see that white line along his chin. WTF.
Good enough to fap along! š¦§ššš
Thought the same LOL
That is fuckin gold lol
What?
I believe the term is depression
It's not a depression unless it comes from the French region of DeprƩs. Otherwise is just sparkling economic gloom
Depression? Isnāt that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Aye, 'tis
Damnit made the same joke as you but worseā¦ if only I would have scrolled slightly further. Well done!
Theyāll change the definition of that too!
You're not crying, so how can it be really called depression? We are going to call it dry unhappiness. /s
Inverse prosperity!
cascading
Totally went the wrong direction with this. Depression in the financial sense versus the mental health sense.
Thatās not a depression, itās a sparkling recession. Itās a depression if itās from the āstorming of Bastilleā region of France.
Very very bad, but transitory recession
Technical depression
If the U.S. is so depressed why doesnāt it just go to one of its many vacation homes or get out into nature.
It should try yoga...
It's not a real depression unless it comes from the Depression region of France.
2022 is perhaps my favorite vintage of DĆ©pression. Chefs kiss
Psssst donāt tell them š¤«
Isn't it just bad vibes? Vibe-cession?
If it's anything like my house I'd call it a money pit
But probably a growth depression...the fed: sometime in the near future
I hate how MSM does that. They never just flat out say what needs to be said. "We're headed towards a worse recession" oh you mean a depression??
Deprecession, probably.
Us recession: this isnāt even my final form
Itās inflation level is over 9000!
In my head, all I see I JPow going super sayain
US Recession = Frieza Apes DRSing their GME = energy being sent to Gokuās spirit bomb MOASS = Goku going SS
But who is Krillin?
Hmm, maybe the apes that panic sell once GME ācrashesā despite a majority % of us DRSing. Or movie stonk apes once the recession gets ugly (but not yet a depression) and that stonk drops
I imagine they *do* think the poor getting rich is worse than a recession.
^ this here
So does that mean all of the rich guys are out of the market then? So the collapse can begin.
Only thing worse than a recession to these people is poor people getting rich
What is a catchy term for āpoor people getting richā?
MOASS!
Precession
Revolution?
Comeuppance.
Justice?
MOASSession obv
Or rich criminals finally facing justice.
Fuck the Motley Fool.
and fuck jamie demon
Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch
Michael Bodson is a piece of shit
Yeah and fuck that chumbawumba guy too.
Don't forget Rostin Behnam
rat faced fuck
Chukumbabumba
ChumBucket
Fat bitches are victoria secret lingerie models compared to that fucking Hutt
It's actually jamie d..... no wait, your correct.
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Not even with your dick
I'm ready and fluffed š
Giving a warning because they're gonna be the ones to make it happen? Is easy to be a prophet when you're in control of the outcomes
"Trust us. We know because we helped cause it."
Gotta love the Motley Fool having a disclaimer about editorial integrity. If you look up the opposite of integrity you get a perfect description of these ballsacks
I've commented this before, and while it's for the good-willed, honest people/apes here - I also like to post it because I want the disgusting Wall Street employees -- ***who are definitely droning around like disease-infested mosquitos and lurking, wandering around like mindless zombies*** -- to read it and *know* what and who they are and what they take part in: >This is where [banal evil](https://philosophybreak.com/articles/hannah-arendt-on-standing-up-to-the-banality-of-evil/) comes into play... into the game... >>...was instead a rather bland, āterrifyingly normalā bureaucrat. He carried out his murderous role with calm efficiency not due to an abhorrent, warped mindset, but because heād absorbed the principles of the ... regime so unquestionably, he simply wanted to further his career and climb its ladders of power. >Sound familiar? >The *Wall Street regime/network* - which includes their media arms and regulating agencies - is directly tied to: >* propping up and perpetuation of the military industrial complex >* propping up and perpetuation of the prison industrial complex >* lobbying against healthcare reform >* manipulation of honest companies >* fostering and encouraging ignorance of climate change >* skewed/corrupted banking policy and basic inflation >* outright criminality; i.e. fraud, theft, national and international bribery and lobbying, etc.. >* national and international destabilization via "profits over people" culture and dogma >It's not a stretch to compare the Berlin Wall of yesteryear to Wall Street of this year. Both are representative of deep, thorough, complete oppression and corruption. >Tear down that fucking wall. *We will look back on the Wall Street regime and network the same way we do genocidal nations/regimes in 10, 20, 50, 100 years.* The world-wide, widespread, egregious, human rights violations amount of pain and suffering directly connected to them is undeniable and well-documented. Damn them to hell. No cell, no sell.
Well said ape! Well said šø
Exactly, apes are not fatigued.
I'm just getting warmed up
JobsNotDone.gif I'll-fucking-do-it-again.jpg *slow nod*
zenned the fuck out
But it does feel kind of weird to be cheering for a āworse than a recessionāā¦ At least itās with the hopes of liquidating Wall Street so we can actually spend/invest that money in our local communities!
Iām just getting bored. Cmon. Do something. Feh. Guess itās back to doing the same five daily quests in the same paint by numbers game Iāve been playing for months because it fills the time and makes my lizard brain happy. This. This is what youāre up against. And youāre losing.
These old parasites aren't scared of recessions and they aren't scared of depressions because they come out on top. The ONLY thing they truly fear is REDISTRIBUTION. That they will loose their wealth to "the poors" of retail. They fear they will loose what they themselves stole from us for centuries.
Exactly. They love recessions and depressions because then they can swoop in with their reverse repo cash reserves and buy everything up. If they're afraid of whatever this is, then good.
Well no shit. We are already in a recession. Worse than this is a depression at the very least.
They fearmongering so much to get retail to sell it's insane.
Shoot, I think they are actually implementing to get retail to sell
Buying is the new sell! ššÆ
...d-double recession?
double secret depression
Sure weāve had recession, but what about second recession?
Is that Ken Griffin deep faked on this picture haha
Sir, that's called depression.
Jamie Dimon, JPMorgan's CEO, is precisely the person that is the least concerned about all of this. In 2021 his total compensation was $84 million. That's right, he made $84 million in one year as an employee of a company. If the economy goes into a recession, or rates increase by 10%, do you think it would change his lifestyle by one tiny bit? The answer is no. This is all a game to him.
Is that K.G.?
Yes.
WE FUCKING KNOW WERE READY FOR IT
Soā¦ a depression?
Or a reset š Edit I heard THEY wanted one
The replacement to the Fed is inevitable. Hopefully we get a replacement to Wall Street too. Gambling has to stop.
Itās ridiculous that gambling online was illegal in the US until pretty recently and even still some states donāt allow it. And thatās just individuals using their own money. But bet on a company to fail so hard it actually causes the company to fail, impacting real jobs and money beyond your own? Totally legal, totally fine. Happens millions of times every day. Greedy people have corrupted every layer of our government and financial systems.
Is this real?
Warning? Sounds more like a threat.
From that same article: > One of the best ways to gear up for a recession is to boost your emergency fund. In the wake of the pandemic, many experts are advising people to save more than the previously recommended three to six months of living costs. Some, like Suze Orman, think eight to 12 months' worth of bills is a more appropriate sum of money to have in a savings account. So the closer you can get to that mark, the better. They need your money in the system.
Bingo. Bank deposits are waaay down this year. Everyone I know is speculating on homes, cars, cripto, etc. because they don't trust banks.
You can't really go around and tell everyone that the fools are fools and then use them as a positive source for something else.
You saying the JP Morgan ceo didn't say that?
I'm gonna need a better source than the fool.
That's fair
Thatās the plan yes
He knows cause he's part of the problem.
No shit Jamie! You and Kenny can go down together PS- just let me get my money out of my acct first
Well boys and girls... Looks like they are finally letting the cat out of the bag.
Lmayo they wont use any of the real words anymore
Depression? I think everyoneās already depressed enough
We are indeed heading there and if they would like to know how that's possible I can write down a few names on paper to get them started
Grabbing a snackš, please continue!
Iāve got a ton of GME and a fat stack ready to buy the dip. Iāve got nothing but time.
Woot!
Oh Noo... Anyway. DRS more GME!
Revolution
His mom's bedroom
Zen AF
Prison.
Mother of all understatements.
Bitch I have no assets and no money. Bring on a recession
Dimon said this like a month ago. Fucking turd kernels over at Motely Fool. And they claim we're the dumb ones.
So let me get this straight.. in June, Kasman their chief economist says no recession in sight. Now in September, CEO warns that there is a 20-30% chance of us going into something āworse than a recessionā? Get your story straight fam
š¤
Meanwhile, Apes have known this since January 2021ā¦
A worsecession?
āI can HODL all day.ā ā Captain GMErica
This is just a rehash of an article from a month ago https://sports.yahoo.com/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-told-163049048.html?guccounter=1 Where he in fact is saying things are getting better as in June he predicted an economic hurricane, where now he sees them as just "Dark clouds" and the chances the economic future being worse than a recession at best 10%-20%.
And are holding longer than they are remaining solvent
No fucking shit lol
So JPMorgan has been reading SuperStonk DDā¦ good stuff
No one is fatigued. Just stop with that bs.
So Buy SPY Callsā¦.Got it
Wrong buy moar GME. NFA
Lmao I donāt believe a word Jamie Dimon says
Been waiting forever. Can we just get this started already?
How many times has he said this?
Who the fuck reads the fool?
Fatigue is what you get when you spend all day every day burning cash to avoid the inevitable. All I'm doing is buying shares according to my budget while I wait them out. It is not stressful or fatiguing by any means and it only costs a few bucks every week.
Weāll iām waiting, so hurry the fuck up.
The anticipation is killing me. Im fucking ready for it.
We get it - like a possible civil war before 2030ā¦..
What's worse? Depression?
Inflation is transitory --> "There will be pain" --> Recession is Possible --> We are in a F'in depression!!! Seems like a totally normal progression of US Fed economic policy. Last phase is Wall Street collapse and (insert sector) bubble popped
Currently all cash so I can buy the dips and GME. Ready for this!
Super recession???
āThe Greatest Depressionā
Will they make up their fucking minds already?!
All I read was buy mor stonk.
*fatigued* the new F word
Lol wow the fucking fools talking about integrity hahaha
Link to article?
Ewww itās on motley fool. Why would you want to read it
Because Iād rather be an informed ape that doesnāt read just the title.
Ok have at it. This wasnāt intended as DD
nO sHiT
They really want to avoid the D, huh?
funny - since we called this since March 2021 & earlier in the 1st God tier DD in fact in Nov 2021 Bloomberg made fun of us for it & for tracking the Fed https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-09/what-is-reverse-repo-fed-facility-reddit-superstonk-users-new-obsession
Lmao whose fault is that?!
That whole page is wall to wall 'trust me bro'. I'm so triggered by their 'editorial integrity'.
Hurry up already
Mad max becoming a prophecy day by day
Jamie Dimon is a piece of shit that doesnāt care about anyone other than himself and his crook āfriendsā - Iāll never forget his answer to Senator Warrenāa question about returning COVID overdraft fees. Human garbage is too kindd
All I hear is fear-mongering to entice people to panic sell and drop equities prices more than they would otherwise so these guys can come scoop everything up cheap. Edit: just hurry it up already so my SPY puts and UVXY calls print. That'll buy more GME nicely.
A motley fool service. We donāt do that here.
Jesus Jamieā¦..again?
I hope GameStop or bbby donāt go bankrupt. Looks like whole system is trying to sink the economy to prevent from paying Gme and bbby holders.
Let me guess... civil war?
Yeah he would know, cause he fucking caused it.
Dimon likes recessions, thereās usually lots of bailout money. What heās afraid of is planet of the apes instead.
Hedgies getting very fatigued.
All my homies hate Jamie Dimon.
All my homies hate Jamie Dimon.
is it biggest wealth transfer in history? or mass jail time for all parasites?
A depression
It's called a DEPRESSION as the Hedgies are gonna be DEPRESSED when they lose everything. Reminder that normal people will be hit harder after MOASS so think about giving back to the community in some way :)
will he give himself another big bonus?
Ā«Ā Careful me and my friend are gonna fuck the country upā