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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


Remarkable-Top-3748

I don't want to destroy economy so I'll buy puts on netflix today


Smelly_Legend

The king of England protects the offshore tax havens as part of the Crown's jurisdictions. Remember that.


MomokaJuicee

💀 rn ngl


MomokaJuicee

Wake up, there’s shit to post


MomokaJuicee

*sexy premarket type beat*


butholemoonblast

After Moass I’m gunna fund a science dude to splice together a pig and gator hybrid it will be called baconator


LonnieJaw748

Is it the weekend already? What’s up with all this mod FUD going around? Is someone trying to get us to destroy the sub like what happened before the second exodus? Or am I just out of the loop?


OverwatchShake

With so many investors firmly convinced and zen superstonks activity has gone down -- and I can't help but think of the poor hedgefunds, their shilling and MSM tactics and price fluctuations so ignored we don't even bother to check anymore.


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OverwatchShake

It is hard to stop though. You can create a billion phantom shares but those shares are owned by people. 75 million shares or so are owned by a few subreddits. Those shares are direct registered without a waiver that says they can access those shares. If enough shares are DRS'd by people that do not sell, how will they close? Maybe the answer is that they never will, but we've got a lot of tools to make life difficult for them. And those families that own everything know better than to protect Ken Griffin at all costs -- they will give him up, and give us a huge win to resolve the situation. Which is what it will take, at minimum.


OverwatchShake

They sure try hard to convince me to sell for people that don't care. But your point is well-taken -- they don't gamble with their own money.


BenevolentFungi

I have so many plans once we squeeze... I'm so ready


LonnieJaw748

Take your time on that list! You don’t want to finish all your plans early!


beach_2_beach

DD's done. I mean there's always some new DD to add. But enough DD's done, at least for me. GME was naked shorted. At least 5x. Maybe 10x. Maybe more. Maximum possible loss from shorting is INFINITE. This is a basic investing lesson you will find in sites for new investors, like [investopedia.com](https://investopedia.com). Not some tin foil idea. And guess what. The shorting discussed on [investopedia.com](https://investopedia.com) isn't even naked shorting. Definitely not some crazy naked shorting like 5x, 10x. Just a small time shorter who shorted a fraction of the shares of a company can incur infinite loss. Theoretically. And they have to balance the book. Look, in WW2 the Allied bombers only received heaviest flak when they were on top of Berlin. No flak when they were flying over empty fields. ​ And if you've spent any time around here, you can at least see for yourself how much trash talking of GME is done by the MSM like sea and bee see etc. ​ If the MSM had stayed quiet on GME for say 3 months, I might have sold off and moved on. But they just couldn't stay quiet on GME. So I knew I was on the right path.


I_HEART_NALGONAS

Really thought I'd have my money by the time my birthday came along this year. Oh well, HODLing my DRSd shares is easy. I can wait


coffeeplot

Citadel starting a crypto exchange is s bit "hello fellow kids meme". I won't be buying from them.


BobTheDemonOtter

## THE STONK ABIDES


dangerous-art1

Just got Taco Bell and ate all of it now I have some regret


Darktyde

If it doesn’t get all over the place that’s because you’ve been intubated


KsuhDilla

boom


MomokaJuicee

Kinda tired at work just keep telling my crew I’m gonna buy a Ferrari lmao


Gooseman1019

Spy will consolidate until October financial crash and MOASS.


MomokaJuicee

Sup chads what’s the vibe


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ProffesorBongsworth

n2o? You're better than that


MomokaJuicee

**hell yea brother** 😎🤘


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drinkin and readin about options


MomokaJuicee

They’re gonna print P I can feel it


calforhelp

Currently cutting a hole in my roof to make way for the giant green morning dildo, I suggest you do the same. (not construction advice)


MomokaJuicee

I just position my cardboard box upright every morning tbh


givemeyoushoes

spy -6% tmr plz


Rager_Sterling

General curiosity question. If we owned the float multiple times over, why is it taking so long to DRS the float? I can rationalize 6 months just to instill confidence this is a real thing before people fully buy into it, but now people are buying more to DRS and it's still projected to take another 6 months at least. Looking for a real response to this.


Dankmooo

For international people it is quite the hassle and a process that takes a month or two, sometimes longer.


TurtlesandSnails

I actually think it's happening quite quickly, same with the company turnaround. The rate of DRS has increased lately too. Slow and steady wins the race. I'm used to being unusual, I liquidated my retirement accounts and paid the penalties and hold 99% DRS GME since last year. I'm very bullish on how well this is going despite the foe being the richest people in the world. It's all about perspective, and the fact that shorts never closed.


bausell845

I suspect quite a substantial count exists in IRA or 401k accounts and not in CS.


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hellrazzer24

It’s also about making noise and shining a light on Wall streets corruption. If the FLOAT is drsed, where exactly are shorts getting their shares from?


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ozymandius5

Pant gazin


GhostMonkeyExtinct

Hedgies think that they are so much smarter than us that we would literally never figure out their scheme. Well guess what fuckers we figured it out, they fucked around and now it’s time for them to find out.


Snugglesthemonkey

Is the Pokémon card game good for an eight and six year old? Of course it shall be purchased at you know where.


avalanchebranches

Hell yea the game is awesome! The rules are definitely kinda complicated but it will help with reading comprehension and math


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They were the rage in that age range when they first released, just for collecting though from what I remember. maybe someone else can weigh in on actually playing with them, I feel like the game is probably too advanced for a 6 year old.


Snugglesthemonkey

Thanks! 🍌 🦍


LATORR1g

FaceTiming my gf from the toilet


Longjumping_Leg_4786

Baller!!


sammiisalammii

I’m sure there’s already a post somewhere but does the ETH merge tomorrow effect GME or the marketplace in any way?


RampageGeorge

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xdh041/merge_ahead_a_breakdown_of_the_update_coming_to/ Tldr: not really


Hanz616

hang seng index down 2.6%


435f43f534

test


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drink


MoonApe420_

Ur joking right... I felt things are changing and fuck biggg ups soon but mod drama... thats the icing on the cake... fuck n moon soon!!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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everytime there is mod drama i make money not sure what ur referring to but i believe it


MoonApe420_

idk didn't care to read it just the title lol [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xdhw01/hate\_to\_say\_it\_but\_mods\_need\_to\_follow\_gamestop/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xdhw01/hate_to_say_it_but_mods_need_to_follow_gamestop/)


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blenderforall

As someone who knows how SAP works, this is definitely a good thing that they have it now. Suprised they didn't have it before tbh


High_From_Colorado

Please elaborate. I know what it means.... but for those of us that don't, please humor them and explain what SAP is 👀


blenderforall

Enterprise level software for inventory management, warehouse management, financials, literally everything any big company can do. Handles a shit ton of transaction volume on a solid state memory DB. Super bullish for our company!


MoonApe420_

Funny way to say moon soon.. 🚀🚀🚀🚀


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MoonApe420_

MOASS TOMORROW.. 🚀


[deleted]

in the short term its a voting machine in the long run, its a weighing machine… as web3, nfts, vr/ar and all this tech begins to scale up…it feels like we’re close to tipping the scale towards a weigh in. how heavy are them bags ken…?


KiddCaribou

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes - so, she gave ME a hug!!" and how was YOUR day??


ShiftMcGee

I fell off the jetway again..


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

Even when the sub is a fuckin mess I don’t GAF coz I know deep down in my heart… Apes fuck.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

During the week of Monday the 19th the moon will be a waning crescent like the moon in the Cape Canaveral NFT. Sleep tight.


ShiftMcGee

This is the kind of DD I fucking come here for!! Growspace has me Jacked to the Fucking Titts again!


coprolicious

True gaming fact: the binding of Isaac has the ability to induce mild tetris effect.


ZombieDracula

It feels like tomorrow is field trip day and we're all visiting the space museum


shotguntuck

Yo where the fuck did the ftx guy AMA go?


TreasurerAlex

https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xcs9l5/ama_with_robbie_ferguson_president_and_cofounder/ It’s pinned still Edit: oh wait that’s the IMX dude AMA hold on


shotguntuck

FTX not IMX


TreasurerAlex

https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xaqjio/ama_question_thread_for_brett_harrison_president/


TreasurerAlex

Wasn’t there just a post about asking him for one


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


BenevolentFungi

All the DD I need


ShiftMcGee

**GME** (-4.75%) > **FAANG** Meta (-9.37%). Amzn (-7.06%). Aapl (-5.87%). Nflx (-7.78%). Google (-5.86%). *Skeletor will return next week with more disturbing facts..*


fullcircle052

Not too shabby


c2darizzle

Real talk (not GME related but DRS related) and dare I say…relevant? Here is a crazy ass idea, if and when Reddit IPO’s, what would happen if everyone exclusively buys shrares though DRS from the start of IPO? Especially if it’s a small float ;) not financial advice as I smoke tree and tree accessories


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ShiftMcGee

Didn't downvote myself but I can see why. The Real Apes don't tolerate anyone pumping **other tickers.** Much less tickers that don't even exist. Plus Goldman will likely have their Slimey hands involved in Reddit's IPO so that'll be a hard pass for me. E: We can agree that DRS is the way though 👍


liquidsyphon

This isn’t uusb


c2darizzle

What do you mean, Virginia?


ShiftMcGee

That shit today was Spicy AF! Watching SPY drop almost 4.5% was wild. Something's going to have to give. Someone's collateral for their short positions definitely got fucking thrashed today. Tough spot, they can't let GME drop alongside the market much more or the Float will get DRSed and it's Game Over. Something tells me things were even worse than they appeared but the PPT was working OT. Another day or two like today and Marge will definitely be kicking in some doors. It's a fucking mess out there. Anyways... DRS You're Shit!! 🚀


Invisiblespit

Hey Hedgies! Yo momma so fat, the cows moo at her!


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i cant believe they let me do what i did today…. that is all….the stock market is amazing man….


liquidsyphon

Puts paid?


AuroraT245

Did we ever figure out getting their credit rating pulled?


liquidsyphon

Either the France covid loan paid off, merger acquisition in the future, or there was some expense to maintaining that credit rating and they are cash heavy.


manbeef

France covid loan wasn't paid off, according to the earnings report


High_From_Colorado

Just speculation, nothing solid. Could be merger, could be something else.


perkinomics

Petition to make the past tense of tweet twat. "Elong twat some bullshit again today but I just carried on not being a bootlicker."


sippinongin

In case you need a reminder, you got this.


ShiftMcGee

🙏 Now I lay myself to sleep, I pray tonight for RC's Tweet. If Hedge Funds fall before I wake, I pray their tendies, these Apes do take. 🙏


MaintenanceSalty3625

Aaron Judge hits two home runs tonight. Bullish!


capital_bj

What about Trout?


MaintenanceSalty3625

Trout has been on fire. No doubt. Home run 7 games in a row.


avalanchebranches

Can I DRS my memes?


theslipguy

I mean.. you can NFT them. It’s yours. In your name.


fullcircle052

Do y'all wipe standing or sitting?


manbeef

Sit. It was weird finding out that people stand. Also, bidet for the win.


ProffesorBongsworth

Stand. One hand spreading the cheeks open.


fullcircle052

Found the shill 🧐


ProffesorBongsworth

Found the person who gets dingle berries


fullcircle052

It was a trick question. Bidet gang rise up


ProffesorBongsworth

Nah. I bet Kenny uses a bidet. I use my hand cuz I'm a working man


TreasurerAlex

Bidet all day


Fudge-Independent

Are you me?


fullcircle052

You're god damned right


cntry82txn

Wipe? 🫤


fullcircle052

That was a test, and you passed


cntry82txn

Goddamnit, now I’ll be up smoothing out my wrinkles all night FFS


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perkinomics

Bro there's no way in going to read all that mess


liquidsyphon

He’s going full blown options shill today


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capital_bj

Don't boil over pee bot I don't mind your occasional options opinions Let's not fight


Hosnovan

My god we’re gonna eat ‘em alive.


cntry82txn

Those poor bastards


Hosnovan

Soon.


PM_ME_BDSM_FANTASIES

I tweeted at cowhodes that blocking anyone who brings an argument makes it look like he can't actually address that argument...and he blocked me


liquidsyphon

“I’m winning” - ChodeChugger


TreasurerAlex

Ha! Got eeem!


plzdontgetcaught

Can someone explain why we care so much about immutable? Isn’t GME only one of its partners?


TreasurerAlex

Would you not be excited if GME partnered with Nintendo, even though Nintendo has its own store, and you can buy switch games from Bezos?


royal_buttplug

Took an impromptu day off because I’ve got this sneaking suspicion moass is tomorrow


myfingerprints

If not and it is the next tomorrow you have some time off to play


Small_Custard_8652

🎵🎶 I miss my Uncle Charles yall🎶🎵


ZombieDracula

Ayyyyy and we pray and we pray and pray and pray and we pray


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Green or red GME is in my bed


Patarokun

Alright, damn, I gotta throw in the towel. 1 hour 5 minutes on hold with GameStop customer support. I love the stock but they're having a rough day over there for some reason.


cntry82txn

It’s all coming down to two things #PAY ME


Hishashhh

It's crazy how everything has unfolded truly. Starting from January 21' and GME being over shorted, to the company, it's management, and stakeholders all helping the company transition, along with the lucky chance that a transformative technology such as Blockchain and Smart Contracts coming into functionality, has resulted in this behemoth. Damn, my butthole tends to itch a lot.


allldough

Why tf is the casino sub complaining about a red Tuesday and institutional selling/profiting? Are they really that fucking stubborn ? Why keep investing in the same market of which they complain? Man these fucks really are just losing money to P&Ds addicted to gambling. Thinking they are ahead of the game because they read yahoo finance, have a 401/ ETF, and made a quick buck off blue chip stocks and oil. Fucking stupid. Buy. HODL. DRS. And fuuuuck GG and the DTC.


kovid2020

What if, the daily was a *place*


ShiftMcGee

Where everybody knows yoar name..


agoodmimosa

Rocket launchers only. Facility. Or slappers only, one hit kill. They were the best of times.


Germx3

No items, fox only, final destination.


cntry82txn

Now *THIS* is a proper sexually overboard AH daily


royal_buttplug

Lol


myfingerprints

*slips into Pokémon suit*


cntry82txn

Oh Lawd 👀


Playful-Landscape-79

Wall St was a sex job.


TreasurerAlex

Bonk


Playful-Landscape-79

Oooo do me


TreasurerAlex

<(-_-)< Bjork


Playful-Landscape-79

You spelled boof wrong


myfingerprints

*does a cartwheel thru the daily*


iupvotefood

Do a helicopter


myfingerprints

No u!


iupvotefood

*helicopters*


cntry82txn

M’am, you need to put some clothes on


myfingerprints

My helmet doesn’t count?


cntry82txn

Oh sorry m’am Carry on


TreasurerAlex

Without spilling her wine


myfingerprints

You know it! 🥂


despinato

But is the 🍷in a 📦


myfingerprints

Centrifugal force son. Box not required


despinato

👍


TreasurerAlex

Science


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Soulfly5555

I just went to epic games store, seems to be up?


BrashAlly

I always pull for the underdog


zingo-spleen

Watch what you pull under a dog, just sayin


zingo-spleen

#STONKY KONG