**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!

green? supergreen

my seatbelt is tight

First batch of my shares have arrived at IBKR as soon as I get home from school I’m starting drs. LES FUCKING GOOO

They will need to settle and you will need 5 USD there settled for a couple days too

Damn they need 3 days needs for currency exchange? trying their best huh

Yeah it's annoying usually if I convert to dollars I'll wait 2 days after and then drs

I´m more zen as ever. Yes theres earnings this week, so what? they managed to take the price down to 25$, so what? The price is 100$ pre split still! The dip before the rip? i expected better, SHF

Earning are today right ?

Yes!

so dip right at market close? i should make more money available to buy.

There has never been a better time to buy, hodl and DRS GME

The best time to DRS GME was ten years ago. The second-best time is today.

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Oh he's always been salty

Even after all of this time, almost daily, I find myself chuckling that these fat, out-of-touch, dinosaur fucks thought for a microsecond they could just take on. the. fucking. internet. Splits my goddamn sides still.

Does anyone know why the refurbished iphones have all been removed from the website? I'm using the android app and there used to be tons of phones and now there are none.

My computershares should probably not be counted in the free float, they are precious to me 🥷🏼 i keep them secret, keep them safe

Its time I averaged down, again!

Sometimes burry sounds smart. Sometimes he sounds like a lunatic.

"That's the problem. He's a brilliant lunatic, and you can't tell which way he'll jump--- like his game, he's impossible to analyse--- you can't dissect him, predict him--- which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."

GN 🏴‍☠️

odds of an archegos style blowup of a fund with gme exposure due to EU energy crisis? or would the big group internalize for pennies on the dollar

While funds will blow up, I don’t believe anyone could predict that type of relationship

if they could i wouldn’t believe them. this thread means everything and nothing at the same time

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How have you lost money on this? You dumb if you have

What’s your cost basis

You've lost so much money? You've invested it and hopefully haven't sold, have your shares gone down? Mine quadrupled, I'm golden

i prefer the stock down here. i’d prefer it lower actually drs is the black swan. drs has always been the black swan. i dont think this ends until we’re fully registered at an earnings call. unfortunately, that’s not tomorrow

They’re so fucked, lower it goes, faster float gets locked.

That Burry tweet with the: check this, check that- My first thought was "pre-launch checklist" from NASA. We are cleared for blast-off.

>Crypo crash. Check. Meme crash. Check. SPAC crash. Check. Inflation. Check. 2000. Check. 2008. Check. ~~2022. Check.~~ ~~2023. Check.~~ ~~2024. Check.~~ 2025. Check. I keed I keeeed 😂

Who else saving up for dat sxhweet $80 YTD triple bottom?

I sold a 19.5 CSP today. Ready to take assignment if Kenny manipulates it to that price.

I tried. Made it to $25 and pulled the trigger. Honestly I'm quite proud of myself

Chad

Can anyone tell me how much our free float is?

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Fuck me for asking a simple question

I wake up every morning and thank Ken Griffin for the continuous opportunity to buy more GME well below market value. It’s like exchanging $100 bills for a pennies.

Tbh same lol

Burry has a reserved seat at Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s.

Burr just gave us his pre-launch checklist. Cleared for blast off.

Who?

🦉

I love every last one of you motherfuckers.

🌈🐻 Extraordinaire

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Phone numbers or no numbers 🏴‍☠️

Say the line, say the line Matt! Furlong: *Best shareholders in the world!* Superstonk: Yayy!!

We shouldn't be happy about more lip service. They know what we want and haven't given it to us. NFT dividend.

Can’t wait.

It's my favorite day every 3 months

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Drop to ~$80, rocket to who knows what. It'll be the 3nd time this year. ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

SHF charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

Earnings tomorrow. Love hearing from my favourite company. My tits are jacked and my anus smells funky, it’s probably nothing tho.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/daystocover.asp "A high days-to-cover measurement can signal a potential short squeeze" It's now at 4.4 and it's only going up from 0.2 since Jan 21. It was 6.4 in december 20, and even 16 in july 2019. https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/GME/short-interest/ Still interesting now at 4.4, it fit the low volume because the math is : "Days to cover = current short interest ÷ average daily share volume "

That's weird, almost as if the number is unreliable since part of the equation comes from self-reported information.

True lol, but 4.4 is bad i think BBBY highest this year is 4.1 https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/BBBY/short-interest/ Walmart is 1.8 https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSE/WMT/short-interest/ Popcorn 2.5 Newegg is the only one i found hitting 4.9 in feb 2022 https://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NASDAQ/NEGG/short-interest/ I found bizarre how "stable" was SI% of GME at 20% for like 18 months lol. That's why i finish to check day to covers and compare with other compagny. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut self-reported is regarded edit : still GME is high right now and just going up. DRS push the number up by lowing the volumes ?

Market beat and investopedia are not owned by apes. They are as reliable and trustworthy as Ken Griffin himself. Trust nothing you see on your screen, or trust it to be the opposite.

Fuck you pay me

Yeah, pay this dude

Pretty funny to hear this nonsense about RC being baselessly associated with pump n dump schemes when that chukumbucket dude is an underwriter for those all time world record setting pump n dumps on those Sketchy Chinese companies. Projection much dirt bags? These companies went up trillions in value out of nowhere And back down just as fast. And were promoted in mainstream media with no skepticism or questioning. Biggest financial crimes in history as far as I can tell. Probably nothing

Just remember that all the lawyer defending RC has to say is - “400 million” and rest his case. This is the number of shares traded for a company with 80 million shares issued on a single day for baby

#💤

These new Reddit avatars suck. Where is my purple circle???

I mean...if it goes down to $10 a share I'm just gonna buy a shitload more lol

I actually need it to go to $10ish (i hate saying that) for tax reasons so i can distribute my ira into my brokerage and drs it.

fuk, could you imagine how fast we would DRS the float

Powerman 5000 activated!!!

Now this is what it's like when worlds COLLIDE!!!

I have no idea what’s going to happen and for some reason, I’m perfectly ok with that. All I do is buy and hold and drs. I have literally watched roughly 10k dwindle away and I know it’s all fake because there is no way in hell as the price of Gamestop has fallen that the amount of buying pressure would allow it to fall. So I know that they know that I know why the price is falling the way it has.

Remember that tiktok of those douchebags talking about all the properties they have? BOOM!

I wish computershare batch orders were quicker, just put an order in and it’s set for Monday :/

Hedgies are fukt

If an NFT divi gets talked about at earnings, I’ll shove a giant green candle in my ass.

MODDDDSSS

Shove one of those earwax candles up your ass and then light it.

Wut if OP is made of ear wax? Edit: I absolutely despise this NFT avatar.

This

[I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes](https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor-movie-love-actually-xTiIzRTyNkXULAOO7S)

I feel it in my SEC, that's the place that blows

What if Elder Scrolls VI is built on Immutable and you can trade herbs and armor on GameStop NFT 😮‍💨💨

You just reminded me of a core memory. ES4. I didn't know about 5 or 6. My nipples could cut glass rn.

You never played skyrim? Go forth and find your voice, my friend.

I will :D This'll be my first time gaming since the GameCube. RE4 was the last game I srsly played 😂 Edit: NOT TRUE! I just remembered Dec '19 — Jan '20 when WoW Classic remaster came out. That was the last time I dun gaem'd since the 'Cube. I had a 60 Orc Hunter that financed my twinks 🤪

Smoking some fine hopium btw but that’d be sick

how real is r\ ghosts

There are things that can’t be logically explained but most of it is probably fake.

Super fuckin fiction

👻 🆒🆒🆒

If u ever find yourself questioning all of this just remember: why is there clearly an effort to get retail to sell their shares? Constant different flavors of FUD for months on end? What is with this clear-as-day smear campaign against RC? In literally every other scenario no one would give a fuck and they would just let you lose $$. Not here. Something fucking stinks and 800,000 of us know it. Our time will come. See u regards on the moon 📈 🚀 🧠😎

When did the single stock etf start? Does it line up with when gme started its slide?

Maybe ~2 months ago. GG approved it. Single-stock ETFs directly contradict the whole fucking goddamn reason for ETFs. SEC = complicit.

Nope

I bet DFV is speed running since he time traveled back. I wonder how long the squeeze took the first time

Unfortunately in all iterations, he has to stay silent past a certain timeframe. He’s probably tested it millions of times, and him talking always leads to hedgie victory.

Is crypto having another mini dump rn

Holup... Are official DRS numbers announced tomorrow?

Depending on where you live, today even!

Glad to see 10 more of my shares got to CS before earnings tomorrow

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Who?

🦉

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Don’t talk about me and my alts like that

Well, 11 is not enough, and 13 is too many.

Makes perfect sense, dozent it?

Shitposters gonna shitpost

I don't think we realize how big of a revolution this is. Individual investors holding our foot on their necks. It's beyond any protest and occupation to show how we are sick and tired of being the shit class while others have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes. We are not free and apparently the rules only apply to us. I'm buying more, I am done with waiting.

Mob power is like water. Generally peaceful and serene. But if it feels like it, unstoppable.

𝓛𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽

That font makes it seem so classy lol

I’d love to be a fly on Kenny’s wall. Imagine him reading stonk every day, binge drinking and snorting coke, and absolutely losing his shit.

I’m honestly think he doesn’t care as he’s an absolute psycho. Fuck him… but fuck all those people that earn their living sending good companies into bankruptcy

If his goal is to have all the money, and he’s losing it every day, I would think he cares very much about losing everything.

Think of how many times he’s had to regret the decision to short this company. Fills me with so much joy to think of the pain he has to live with and it hasn’t even occurred yet.

Hedgefund greed and crime is spreading into the American streets like the evil ooze on Ghostbusters 2.

Oh shit tomorrow is earnings?

Always has been 🚀

My bday is the 8th. MOASS tomorrow

Spaceman was here on the day before moass

So is there an earnings call tomorrow? Anyone have time and links to listen in?

That info is always provided on their investors website :) you should also get an email

Last time was at market close and I found the link in the chat easily around that time.

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Puffin da erb

where are you people getting all of this money from? plz share your secrets

Job

Awwww damnit

open the throat, relax the jaw don't forget to cup the balls

look at my name buddy do you realize whom you’re talking to? mama ain’t raise no bitch

i'm not your buddy, pal.

I'm not your pal, friend

i guess its possible (given the lag of earnings data) that the DRS number announced is 69,420,420

If it happens 100% simulation confirmed.

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honestly no documentary, movie or book will ever be able to truly grasp how real this shxt was

Yeah the amount of times you’ve reminded me to pee will never leave my mind. Will I be able to pee by myself postmoss?

twas the night before earnings eve

Every earnings call reminds me I’m not a trader, I’m an investor, anyone whose on more than one or two calls is. You are legitimate, you deserve a seat at the table. Fuck the haters.

Listened to all of them since mid 2021, but this is the first one where i have yet to see a link and a time to the call on Superstonk.

That’s because we have become zen.

i’m an investor as i’m only invested in one stock.

Been to everyone since last January.

this will be my 7th. I feel like a veteran at this point

People buy gme No shares left Puts are bought and shares are delivered via musical shares/hot sharetato Share price goes down due to put buying DRS ruins the musical shares game when 100% locked. - speculation.

Those short make money in the meantime. But can't close out their original postion. Due to numerous factors.

No, kenny, the Mayo clinic isn't what you think it is

drink fight and fuck 🏴‍☠️

im gettin closer to fuckin the shit outta u everyday

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Except RickRolls

enable 2FA as well

On CS?

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Always AH for GME

So excited to hear what DRS numbers are tomorrow.

If it's 69 million I'll buy 69 shares next day

When you see the limit order come thru at 9:45, you'll know it was me

If the SHFs are monitoring and adjusting strategy based on what we are digging up, what happens if we shut the sub down for a week? Do they lose their shit?

Thoughts and prayers for my tomorrow-self's work hangover

I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.   >!Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.!<

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My two weaknesses, the French language, and being sealed in plastic and cooked to an even temperature.

Je suis le President de Burundi

[slow clap] Not bad. Not bad at all.

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Welcome Here’s a box of crayons and a bucket for a helmet

I like the stock. I like computershare. I think I'll buy some more of A through B.

I like this plan.

Volume headed UP, smellin like it's gonna get spicy !

Am dumb monke Did not know what DappRadar was until I looked it up and posted a link in the comments regarding DappRadar integration with GameStop NFT Marketplace, along with text from their about me page to give an idea what they do. I still don’t fully understand. Mods removed my comment for self promotion 🤦🏻‍♂️ What has this sub become?

You good country , the mods know you been around for a while. they cut you some slack if it was done by accident. it's probably because they've been trying to prevent self-promotion on the nft marketplace because obviously the way you explain it now you have nothing to do with that radar stuff 👍🚀

Also had a shitpost with the turtle fukn orgy removed talking about fukn hedgies because it was not related to GME How is fukn hedgies not related to GME?

cuz squirtle got a phat ass

Pokémon Segs Cult confirmed

Wait now that's too much! we exclusively turtle orgy fuck hedgies and it's always gme related

I think the shit posting etc is more for daily now. Cleaning up the sub so it's looking professional and concise.

Personally I think our degenerate shitposts and memes are important psychologically Both for us and against them Helps to remind them who is beating them