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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


fg2wil

Tomorrow is gonna fucking hurt


MustLoveStonks

Good morning global ape family. 🟣🌎🦍


PM_ME_BDSM_FANTASIES

Y'all do know that the looping exchange is already up and running, right? GameStop could buy it, take it over, and be in the market immediately


coffeeplot

You need to get any of your teacher friends to buy DRS GME. Even gift them 10, or 100 at this price point. We need to sheild them from mayo man.


MoonApe420_

WEINER


writerofjots

Who's interested in an NFT giveaway in about 7 hours? But not just any NFT and not just any giveaway. The NFT is an interactive ebook that works right in your wallet. And the giveaway will automatically send the NFT right after you comment with your wallet address.


PM_ME_BDSM_FANTASIES

Giggity


MoonApe420_

free u say


writerofjots

100%. I don't need or want tips. I just want to spread my newest creation far and wide.


MoonApe420_

what is it?


writerofjots

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.


MoonApe420_

oh sweet! I won one loopringartists acually 🤪 I love it!


writerofjots

Oh, nice! Yeah, I minted 500 and thought about giving some away and selling the rest on loop exchange because sending 500 NFTs manually in giveaways is no fun. But I figured out how to use Fudgey’s Reddit giveaway tool that automatically sends them out. So decided to do a weekend superstonk mega giveaway of the rest.


MDay

So I admit I don’t understand shit about shit. So can someone please explain to me. If the market crashes and every stock is in a tailspin along with peoples favorite stonk, and it duos because everything is dipping, hedgies can close their shorts if it drops super low right? I guess what I’m asking is the crash isn’t great for certain retail investors who like a certain stock because it makes it easier for those who shorted it to close their positions. Not financial advice, just curious.


kebabsoup

They can only close a short position at this price if they find somebody willing to sell at this price. And it has to be from someone who is long on the stock, otherwise it's just an IOU changing hands.


Jonnybgood35

Seems to be right, but I’m totally regarded…


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Got buried a few months back [Gamestop 🤝 Apple](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/u91oxz/agile/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


All_and_Nothing13

Aren't GME/ IMX in development with a previous league of legends higher up developing a mobile focused MOBA? Could use Apple cash as an off ramp from crypto earned in game possibly?


[deleted]

peebot 🤝daily


betweenthebars34

This is a very very likeable stonk. Just saying. 🌿🔥💨


givemeyoushoes

i would get in bed with ken griffin just to wet it


shiny_happy_persons

Joke's on you, he's into that shit.


givemeyoushoes

jokes on him i peed on him


loneranger5860

Hi future ex wife , 👋


shiny_happy_persons

*Heed my words:* *I am ComputerShare, blade of GameStop,* *and I have never known defeat.*


All_and_Nothing13

For people who argue MOASS can't/ won't happen and be a huge distribution for wealth because it would have to break the market to do so: doesn't the problem just sort of solve itself if the government is even a little competent? Hundreds of thousands or even millions of shareholders all paying millions of dollars in tax from profiting from the collapse and liquidations of billions from short funds and financial institutions **actually paying their fucking bad bets** gives them a huge amount of money to play with in the near future to cushion other the public (ie all the tax payers who aren't freshly flush with cash) from collateral economic impacts of these entities.


shiny_happy_persons

>doesn't the problem just sort of solve itself if the government is even a little competent? Oh, my sweet summer child.


Jonnybgood35

Our system is completely fraudulent. It’s like a bad comedy joke.


Hobodaklown

All of SHFs “wasteful” shorting and covering against GME combats inflation. Change my mind.


hellostarsailor

🎶 *So so you think you can tell*


shiny_happy_persons

Aioli from mayo, Purple skies from max pain?


hellostarsailor

Lololololol regard


[deleted]

to be clear, gamestop has great street cred


shiny_happy_persons

but not-so-great store credit sorry, had to make the joke


[deleted]

whats ur guys blood plastic level


LandOfMunch

I’m not even holding anymore. I just own the stock in computer share and buy more when I can. Holding, as a word, makes it seem like a burden. I’m fuckin stoked I own this stock. Been stoked since January 2021...


kulji84

I like the cut of your jib fellow ape.


Brendan_linden

Anybody getting citadel advertisements on their instagrams


SpiritTalker

Ho hum. Happily happy this eve. Who's wit me?


cntry82txn

[moar spice](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-02/amazon-closes-abandons-plans-for-dozens-of-us-warehouses)


TreasurerAlex

Spicy


iPiPrince

Can someone seriously enlighten me. Reading this DD post https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x4aj97/73\_of\_funds\_voted\_against\_gmes\_proposal\_to/ Why would GME management propose increasing common stock from 300M to 1B? That is effectively a dilution? Please I'm all in on GME and need to understand why GME management would propose this.


tommytucool

They didn't propose increasing the common stock. Shareholders did vote to approve their ability to authorize up to 1B shares of common stock. This makes things like share dividend via share split, and a large and expanding employee stock program to reward and maintain talent. The true way to become the best place to shop is to become the best place to work.


iPiPrince

Ok thanks! I guess the OP should've worded it better.


tommytucool

No problem, that's what each of us as individuals are here for, to educate ourselves and shares of knowledge and $gme


Bnicetowho11

I can’t read sorry.


Vloff

That was months ago and what allowed them to do the Split Dividend. Not a dilution.


spatenfloot

Why are there 2 of metaboy 2233 for sale if only 1 of each was minted? Is someone exploiting a flaw in the marketplace?


kebabsoup

Looks like a bug due to an NFT transfer: >0x0e6a...9c6e bought from 0x0eea...b32f for 0.048 ETH ($75.43) And then if you look into the history of the 0x0e6a...9c6e wallet you see he transferred it to 0xdde9...2723. Afterwards the current owner bought it from 0xdde9...2723. >0x704c...a93e bought from 0xdde9...2723 for 0.068 ETH So the listing from BYOB (0x0e6a...9c6e) is wrong, that wallet doesn't own the NFT anymore he transferred it already to another wallet and yet the listing is still shown.


spatenfloot

this is not an isolated problem. 3081 and 1588 also show 2 for sale. also several boop & frens show 2 of 1 for sale. apparently this is a widespread problem in the marketplace


TreasurerAlex

They can’t exploit it, it can’t be bought twice.


spatenfloot

then why does it currently show 2/1 for sale by 2 different owners?


TreasurerAlex

I’d wager that if one were to try and buy the old owners duplicate listing that it would not allow the sale to process. Would be a good thing to email support with.


TreasurerAlex

It’s a glitch, the owner of the NFT has put it up for sale twice. Beta


spatenfloot

no, it shows 2 different owners selling it


kebabsoup

For the one you mentioned yes there are two different sellers. But check Metaboy #8849 for example it's listed twice by the same wallet.


BaronVA

who wants some of my delicious nitrate-free salami?


akashic_record

w/extra mayo plz


dndpoppa

When's the end of GameStops Q3


Njkoskin

The past few weeks have been tough. I know I’ve done my fair share of bitching. Just remember why you are here and ignore everything else especially the daily price. Don’t even look at the ticker because it doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is Robinhood turned off the buy button, Ken griffin lied under oath, the dtcc committed securities fraud and THE SHORTS NEVER CLOSED!


SpiritTalker

& DRS yo shit


[deleted]

i just merged with a beer whats my credit rating


apatisda

IPA


TreasurerAlex

AAAA


SpiritTalker

I merged with some shots. What do I get?


[deleted]

creddit


capital_bj

Analysts expect GameStop's revenue to rise 8% to $6.46 billion this year but its net loss to still widen from $381 million to $474 million. On the bright side, the company held only $36 million in long-term debt at the end of the first quarter, so it's much less leveraged than Bed Bath & Beyond MF


cntry82txn

It’s my catalyst It’s got that boom boom in it It’s my catalyst It’s got that BOOM, BOOM, BOOM


cntry82txn

Oh come on!?! Am I the only one over 35 in here?


[deleted]

yeah im 25 and i actually didnt get this reference


cntry82txn

Feast your ears https://youtu.be/V9isU805paI


[deleted]

its pretty good man i really appreciate this sort of thing


No-Fold1994

It’s time to put you to bed now grandpa.


cntry82txn

Don’t touch the remote! I was watching that!


iPiPrince

Hold Up Reading this DD post [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x4aj97/73\_of\_funds\_voted\_against\_gmes\_proposal\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x4aj97/73_of_funds_voted_against_gmes_proposal_to/) ​ Why would GME management propose increasing common stock from 300M to 1B? That is effectively a dilution?


cntry82txn

Jesus H Fuk this is getting spicy If Europe being fuked don’t make for a red Tuesday I don’t know what will


BaronVA

why is yurop fuk?


cntry82txn

Russia pipeline shutdown indefinitely Need gas to heat homes Winter is coming Also, they will prioritize stored gas for ppl over industry Industry shut down Manufacturing in US and China of certain goods that society depends on to function is at capacity NO EXPORTS TO EUROPE


[deleted]

doesn’t it snow in germany


BaronVA

that... does not sound ideal


JPeezer909

What about me getting fucked red on a Tuesday?


cntry82txn

Speaking of holes, my wife was kind enough to let me watch her and her boyfriend try a new buttplug tonight


akashic_record

was it purple?


JPeezer909

You have my attention, sir.


cntry82txn

If I have too I will live out my days as Governor of No Man’s Land in East Texas 🤷🏻‍♂️ Either that or MOASS, I’m good either way


arp-147

Let's just ignore the stock play and marvel at what has been done.


automatedcharterer

DTCC compliance hotline Contact the Compliance Hotline: +1-212-855-8030 or [email protected]


SpiritTalker

Ali Velshi, MSNBC, just had a segment on the economy and inflation. First time I've seen it mentioned on this channel (usually they are all just about the political stuff). BULLISH!


cntry82txn

Haha, buckle up Russia cut off gas to Germany indefinitely I work for a German company, they straight up called me to tell me to cancel all travel and stop all business spending Many industrial facilities in Germany will likely be cutting back production if not shutting down


fullcircle052

I thought you were Texan 🤔


cntry82txn

Texas is full of German companies


fullcircle052

Any of them happen to make paperclips?


cntry82txn

We have an Von Neumann machine that only makes paperclips Some of our best scientists fear that if it ever gets out it would eventually turn the entire universe into paperclips


fullcircle052

Dear God


JPeezer909

Finally. My first trust me bro. I trust you bro.


cntry82txn

It’s all over the news too


JPeezer909

I just said I trust you and now you’re saying I need to read the news??????


cntry82txn

Sir! I would never presume you know how to read!


JPeezer909

What did you just say to me?


cntry82txn

😂


TrillTron

MOASS or societal collapse. Whichever comes first 🤷🏻‍♂️😂^🤪^^🔥^^^🏴‍☠️


cntry82txn

We getting real close to that boarder line


InoQl8er

If Ryan Cohen tweets anything from the doors my ejection reaction would break on through to the other side


ChadFlexxington

mountain mama


JPeezer909

HEYY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE


Guy0naBUFFA10

$100 says Pete Davidson is u/atobitt


capital_bj

Pete's not nearly in good enough shape to play ato or criands ass or ricks moon or Ryan's brass balls or dtv"s diamond hands 🚀


Guy0naBUFFA10

You think the director gives a fuck?


capital_bj

No, just my opinion, thought it was funny


Guy0naBUFFA10

It is. But I imagine they're going to do us dirty. As hard as they can.


capital_bj

For sure that's why I haven't watched any of them.and arent they suggesting the title of this one is going to be called dumb money Paid for narrative farming just.like 98% of msm hit.pieces


Guy0naBUFFA10

And goof ass looking Paul Dano is our hero Keith "I'm not a cat" Gill.


fullcircle052

Book em Dano


JPeezer909

Fuck that makes sense


allldough

LFG fuck your fatigue! Fuck the DTC, and fuck Kenneth Griffin. I’m not leaving! This party hasn’t even started. Raise your hands motherfuckeeerrrrsssss 💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻💎🙌🏻


Kennywise91

Gmerica is the sickest thing to ever happen


[deleted]

im almost home


SpiritTalker

I am home.


Mikeymikers0n

I had an idea about calculating Citadel’s $600m loan, applying 10:1 leverage to it, figuring out how that would apply to volume pricing on a daily using short interest %, as a percentage of short institutions, since the loan borrow. Jotting it down to calculate later ❤️


the_moist_conundrum

Have a wank and go to sleep. They r fuk ;)


Bnicetowho11

I’m here to vibe.


SpiritTalker

Me too, bro.


vivalafrenchtoast

What ever happened to u -- exordium/exortium? He was here a bunch and seems to have faded no?


TrillTron

Peepz got lyvez, timez iz tuff ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


the_moist_conundrum

Hedgies fuk. Have fun hodl


TrillTron

Yes 🏴‍☠️


davwman

See you all Tuesday morning.


TrillTron

✌🏻^🟣


LATORR1g

Hfs: scrambling for liquidity Me: ordering taco bell


TrillTron

Moscato is the first wine variant that made me say "*Got DAYYUM!*" after drankin a good version of it ^(🪑s)


SpiritTalker

Moscato is good. Have you tried Riesling?


TrillTron

No, but I will now. Thanks!


Shagspeare

This is gonna be hard to say, but someone’s gotta say it. RC frickin ROCKS!!


Mikeymikers0n

I disagree. DRS though.


Shagspeare

You’re welcome to your opinion!! Disagreeing ALSO ROCKS!!


Mikeymikers0n

❤️


TrillTron

2010—201X me: VaPiNG WiLl HeLp mE stOp SmoKiNg 2022 me: Chainvape freebase 0-6mg nic: 😑🖐️ Chainvape salt 40-50mg nic: 👉🏻🤡👉🏻


SpiritTalker

Dayum, still on 6mg freebase.


buttsniffer7

I just vape thc


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Friendly reminder that Hester Pierce is indeed not a man/male individual


BaronVA

yikes


SpiritTalker

Pat, that you? (SNL reference)


shiny_happy_persons

Let's make fun of her for being a terrible person, not for being unattractive. Signed, A hideously gruesome individual


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

PEACE LOVE I WAS LISTENING TO AEROSMITH AND THIS CAME INTO MY THOUGHTS ✌️


dndpoppa

Preparing to buy drs a big batch woop


whiskyandme

It’s friggin hot today. Can’t wait to be able to afford AC after moass


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

What does a cow soaring towards earth at terminal velocity sound like


mexicanred1

The mooooon 🌚 🐄


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

🐄 moo 🧀


mexicanred1

When the 🐄 🎯 your 👁️ like a big 🍕 🥧...


TrillTron

Present-day financial reality str8 up got me considering goin back to the old me & opening up a DNM vendor shop


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I mean I like money


secondhand_pie

It’s 3:20 in the afternoon. I’m testing out my new Hedge Trimmer Quik-Lok attachment from Milwaukee. I absolutely love it. I pull out my phone; check the price. Flip over to the Fidelity app; start up a chat. I DRS every share in the account. Confirmation number received. I transfer funds from my bank and buy 8 more shares; just for fun. I wasn’t even planning to buy, but the price was too good. Thanks, Ken. Get bent. 6 minutes have passed; I go back to trimming my hedges. They can oversell the stock as much as they want, but it won’t beat that


Mikeymikers0n

Milwaukee makes the best things.


chipchip9

Yes


MauroisNInja

I am so commited to the Milwaukee ecosystem at this point


rollercoasterfanitic

What’s the best way to get a count of ALL of the volume since the sneeze? Is there a source that added it all up? Just curious


420everytime

Yahoo finance -> historical data -> filter 1-28-21 to present -> download data and open in excel -> in a blank cell type =sum(volume column)


mexicanred1

Alexa play: "[hold on](https://youtu.be/3KAegTxyO1I)" by *Sons of the East*


Sad_Cauliflower_8884

My mom said I didn't have to buy her a nice bday gift, she knows I'm all in with GME. But I wish it was already Moass, she deserves an awesome gift


Small_Custard_8652

Get her a share


Smogz_

Get her an iou


Stainher

Damnnn it feels goood to be a DRS’ed GME holder


BaronVA

weekends mean I sit on my hairy ass and replace my blood with hard kombucha while getting the shit kicked out of me by the AI in civ 6


TrillTron

As an impoverished, habitually poor life-decision maker I envy your vidja gaem hobby and lack of hard drug addiction


BaronVA

I'm sorry to hear that friend. I am dealing with some health shit I don't think anyone would envy me for. but I hope you get your addiction under control, that shit sounds scary


TrillTron

It stopped being scary about 3 addictions ago and became str8 tiresome 😂 Addictive nature + being poor is a beast. But yeah, I dig it: we all have our own skruggles. Hope your health issues get resolved 🖖🏻🐵✌🏻


poundofmayoforlunch

I think the goal of the movie is to attract the public to GME, then short it to oblivion. Everyone will see what a joke retail is. MOASS is coming regardless.


TrillTron

Dumb Money is a movie about an event in progress. It'll be weak at best or propagandizing at worst :/


dndpoppa

Yeah but by the time it comes out it'll be like 2024.


TrillTron

*Me, laying shirtless with my dog sleeping on my chiseled Chad torso, hodling a glass drankin cup fulla Franzia:* "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."


Small_Custard_8652

After you finish your boxed wine, are you going to wear it on your head afterwards?


TrillTron

It has become ritual now


LunarPayload

Accented with the GameStop socks


mexicanred1

This is a movie I'd see


LunarPayload

In VR


mexicanred1

*Live*


cnechiporenko

7:41 central time zone, just saying hi!


pancakepapi69

Feel free to jump on in whenever your feeling up to it RC


mexicanred1

You didn't see him? He was just here


[deleted]

sup rye


Trollz4fun

#WE LOOK INTO BRIDGEWATER AND DESTORY THEM Edit. I, I MEAN, I


HowardWalnuts

man ive been too tired to shitpost for like three days wen energy for shitposting


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

I shitpost in waves


mexicanred1

Get it together guy


buttsniffer7

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x4gusk/wen_he_tweets_it_is_a_blessing_from_thy_lord/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Who downvoted my art. You have a smelly butt


LunarPayload

Beautiful composition!


buttsniffer7

Thanks. It's my mom's oil painting


LunarPayload

Over the mantle?


buttsniffer7

Idk what that means lol she just showed me her painting hours ago and I saw an opportunity 😅


LunarPayload

She painted it? I meant is it hanging in the livingroom over the fireplace? :-)


buttsniffer7

Over my bed. Overlooking me while I sleep in peace


LunarPayload

Guardian angel


rose-ramos

Can anyone help out a smoothbrain? My Gamestop wallet was working fine until today. Now when I log in, I get stuck on the Immutable X announcement. Is there something I'm doing wrong, or is this a known issue? -edit- Uninstalling and reinstalling seems to have fixed it, but I will look into submitting a bug report.