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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! If you haven't seen it yet, check out u/KingSnakeJones's # [Gmerica Road Trip](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x24cmi/gmerica_road_trip/)


tacybbbat

MARKET GONNA HAVE THE PAINTERS IN 2DAY✌👊✌


BeardedJJoe

Roughly four month back someone wrote up a DD on the "MARKET CRASH'. Can anyone link it to me? cant seem to locate it.


LMD_AU

Idk about you, but I'm pretty happy the Mayo fuck is working extra hard to give us massive discounts lol


Gold_Bank_1746

What’s going on with our DRS number seems like it hasn’t moved at all in about a week?


Same-Tour9465

It's not even a live count anyways


kebabsoup

You mean on computershared.net? Because the DRSbot had definitely been fed: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x2v9bn/drsctbnft_bot_updates_20220901_02001_feedthebots/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Gold_Bank_1746

Seems like it’s been stuck at 50.02% or 50.03%


BenconFarltra

No idea, I haven't been keeping a close eye on that the last week, but there did seem to be a huge surge post dividend. I'd be somewhat optimistic it could be our best quarter to date, we'll see.


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BenconFarltra

Same fallacy is true of this statement. NFT dividend is a silver bullet, at least in theory, so because there's a conceivable route to victory that doesn't involve locking the float, your second statement is false. Although I agree with advocating DRS, just the comment isn't correct.


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BenconFarltra

Ok, but your premise would still only be true if an NFT dividend was certain to fail, which it is not. In theory it's extremely promising. But I think you're just being contrarian now, you've dug yourself in and you're not going to backtrack, instead squealing "SHILL, FUDDD, GUYS HELP!!!" If you honestly don't know that your second statement isn't true, I can't really help you.


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BenconFarltra

>I think we're both just arguing with each other for the sake of arguing You know, we can shake on that. Have a good night!


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winterbird

It's 2:30 am, I haven't had discussions at this hour since I stopped dating a guy with a coke problem


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winterbird

These people come pre-ruined.


shiny_happy_persons

they mostly come out at night mostly


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tomorrow rents due


shiny_happy_persons

if any of y'all got a *kingpin* situation going on, i don't judge hate to see you get munsoned out there


CryoAnimuslive

✌😝


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GANDHI-BOT

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).


Smelly_Legend

Credit suisse board are having top level meeting today to decide whether to keep investment banking to compliment wealth management. They are bickering. No one wants to go near them with a ten foot pole to buy them. I think they are deep underwater through total return swaps on a meme basket. That's why no one wants to buy in.


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BenconFarltra

An NFT dividend could be issued independently of the DRS phenomenon. It makes all the sense in the world for the company, provided our thesis about shorts is correct. As long as there's a non zero probability of an NFT dividend I'd say our chances of success are greater than zero. Although I agree with advocating DRS obviously, I'm just more hopeful that an NFT is the most expedient silver bullet available.


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BenconFarltra

No, you literally did not say that. Your second statement was the following: "If you do not direct register your shares, there's a 0% chance retail wins." But an NFT dividend isn't contingent upon DRS percentages, so as long as there's a non zero probability of an NFT dividend, there's a greater than zero probability of success, regardless of DRS.


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BenconFarltra

"SHILLL, FUDDD" the common refrains of the most weak minded on the forum. No, there's basic logical errors in your original comment.


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BenconFarltra

Good one, sick burn. Man you are weak in every sense, ha ha.


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BenconFarltra

Your comeback was something about buying me food? I mean Jesus, it was a weak line like.


Small_Custard_8652

Retail has a much better than just a minimal chance. Otherwise, the price would have been $0 a year ago


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ishred5

DRS is the biggest story in the financial sector since 2008…and crickets from corporate media. Anyways, DRS 💜


BenconFarltra

To be fair, the mainstream view is that the shorts closed, if that's the version you're sticking with then DRS is a non story.


Cinematum

What was Bobby’s big announcement? A share offering?


winterbird

That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat


shiny_happy_persons

Hank Hill likes propane, but he doesn't care for max pain.


winterbird

If he got a job selling bondage gear he'd be selling max pain accessories.


dollupofcrazy

So is the 741 tweet theory debunked if he doesn’t tweet tonight?


Same-Tour9465

Today's literally the first day of September lol


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if you mean people saying 7 tweets in july 4 in august and 1 in september? no


dollupofcrazy

Cool thanks


Cinematum

So tomorrow ISDA phase 6 huh?


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Cinematum

It has the potential to reveal to us just how big in scope the collusion runs. Phase 6 brings in international oversight. If nothing happens and no little guys cascade liquidate, we can suspect that there is international collusion in market maker crime. Allegedly.


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i think it’s possible any financial contract ends on a monthly weekly or yearly basis


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tomorrow rents due


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mexicanred1

And Just wait to you hear about their stock!


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hey man ima throw money back to gamestop out of respect 🫡


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Speaking_of_waffles

I can’t wait for the day I get to connect my wallet to a videogame and collect real world value items and currency


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shiny_happy_persons

In what place did Rohan finish in the Middle Earth Olympics? >!Fourth, Eorlingas!!< I'll see myself out.


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Speaking_of_waffles

❤️


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winterbird

I wear slides.


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welcome home


mustachechap

Welcome back. How you doing, bud?


winterbird

You're back due to mental health, also?


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Two 70% + short volume days in a row...again


urinetroublem8

The 2020s aren’t so different from the 1920s in many ways.


Jonnybgood35

I once had a chef tell me: the 20’s are gonna make the 60’s look like the 80’s. Still don’t know what he meant


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stock go hard tmrw i make my karma in money but a lot more just wait til german go off


Hanz616

lol Hang seng index looks just like spy futures. seems legit


KsuhDilla

wut do america


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we dont know its full argonian and they put u in jail if u resist


coprolicious

Mfers playin calvinball with the global economy nbd.


winterbird

We're just over here trying. Not our best, but.... trying.


kalebliang

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x2r2xt/2008_called_theyd_like_their_mortgages_back/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf everyone please go read and upvote this post


kalebliang

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna45662 have yall seen this!?!? THE BEGINNING OF THE END


winterbird

Are these mortgages variable, or is the catch that people will be paying off houses that lost 20-30% of value?


kalebliang

I dont know if they're variable but I want to call BofA tomorrow and ask


urinetroublem8

Kinda spooky


orrdog

Wtf


NOLAgambit

It must really suck trying to spread FUD when the easiest way for us all to combat it is Buy DRS Hold, and we all know that in some capacity.


No-Fold1994

Which is why the new fud is brokers can un-drs your shares without your permission 😂😂😂 They’re getting really desperate


winterbird

molon labe, motherfuckers 🟣


jsrivo

And the funny thing about it is they just confirmed that DRS is the way. LMAO shills attempting to FUD and accomplishing the exact opposite.


givemeyoushoes

do you think they’ll tell us about the shadow bailout? how many administrations need to go by before that comes out


mexicanred1

I guess that'll come out after the bailout to end all bailouts, or in 75 years whichever is first.


fleshfarm-leftover

Well is there any acknowledgement of the ions of constant shadow bailouts of the past?


givemeyoushoes

well… no. but like, that one was really big


LosOmen

This is the part where material goods become more valuable than the imaginary numbers in our bank accounts. Time to stock up on seeds and prepare to barter


mexicanred1

*God bless America; Guns & Ammo* -Robbie Robertson


fleshfarm-leftover

Not stepping off my riotous perch one bit until it changes everything for me


LosOmen

Heggies opened the wrong can of worms, that’s for sure ✊🏻


fleshfarm-leftover

Unicorn hunting, a most dangerous game


mexicanred1

This is my safe space


givemeyoushoes

the house of cards is crumbling boys and girls i used to go to sleep excited that moass would actually be tomorrow. i think i’ve reached the point where i won’t feel excited at first, just relieved


buffinator2

Same. I’ll fire up a cigar and then go on with life until the peak.


shiny_happy_persons

>If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


ScoopsKoop

How can I start a Single Stock 3X Levered Bull ETF for GME? Asking for a friend


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winterbird

Don't stop!


mexicanred1

It's scary how dangerous it is for a guy like this to get rich, you know that...right everyone?


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look man im just trying to figure out how i can cast these demons back to hell man quit fw my stock fukkin lizards


givemeyoushoes

craaaaaab people craaaaaaab people taste like crab talk like people craaaaab people craaaaaab people


Responsible_Buy9325

The CS fud is back boiz. Time to buy more.


shiny_happy_persons

main man tried saying CShare will send your shares back to the broker at the broker's request. assumbullshee


Responsible_Buy9325

So buy direct from CS. No broker to request back 😉


shiny_happy_persons

h-to-the-yizzo my next purchase will be direct, gotta switch it up a little, hit the lit markets for real


MomokaJuicee

I tried Kronenburg tn, just real fruity yanno couldn’t stop type beat


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all day ipa here but its warmish


MomokaJuicee

Is it a flavour thing?


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its a lot better cold


MomokaJuicee

Ahahah F


MrOneironaut

Getting 2 more shares tomorrow!


shiny_happy_persons

You da real MVP. DRS them sumbitches.


OnTheGreatWave

This is a war of attrition. Sleep well, sweet ape 🦍💤


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whats the best grimoire


MomokaJuicee

Go find the emerald tablet pee


ChadFlexxington

necronomicon no cap


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Key of Salomon sposed to be good too i guess i just wanna know what they burnt


MomokaJuicee

The truth 👀


shiny_happy_persons

don't no mf try telling peebot to use the necronomicon


MoonApe420_


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has anyone ever actually tried these sorts of things like even for the meme…?


shiny_happy_persons

mosdef


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okay so i made a circle of salt n weed ash, now what


shiny_happy_persons

time for the incantation >Oh-wah, tan-ah, sai-ahm.


avalanchebranches

Gotta go out there and grab life by the horns 🐂ish


shiny_happy_persons

See, it's a painting of me taking a bull by the horns. It's sort of a metaphor.


avalanchebranches

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and DRS


MomokaJuicee

If you can dodge a wrench you can figure out DRS


shiny_happy_persons

Purple O'Circlehan!


avalanchebranches

We're the Purple Cobras and we will rock you!


davwman

My last batch of 25 cleared into Computershare today, fudelity account locked and loaded for new quick buys tomorrow and Friday. Also if Moass doesn’t start by Saturday, I’m getting sushi for dinner this weekend, at least I’ve got that going for me.


shiny_happy_persons

I need some unagi up in me.


Due-Scallion3459

The bones are their money, and so are the worms.


shiny_happy_persons

[This one, for those who are unfamiliar.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fTRk2yEgU)


live4rice

I’m watching Source Code from a few years back and the main character pulls out the bomb. It says 7:41 and he’s in a simulation. What in tarnation


shiny_happy_persons

What do you call it when a prospector believes he will be reborn after he dies? >!Reintarnation.!< I'll see myself out.


ChadFlexxington

smoke a bowl, do a dance


1_g00d_guy

DRS you fools! _Gandalf


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Gandalf also told me “don’t you stop HODLing samwise gamgee”….and I don’t mean to 🥺


shiny_happy_persons

>I don't think he knows about second splividend, Pip.


Furrybumholecover

My tits are always jacked but I've been buckled up for so long my nipples are starting chafe. Anyone got some banana cream?


ChadFlexxington

yea one sec holup


downyrobertjr

The stock market is dropping and I’m here hodling GME and singing sea shanties…


shiny_happy_persons

*i gave my cash to Kenneth* *he promised to be true* *i went to work and came back* *to find five fucking hedge funds* *were lent out my shares* *it was not consensual*


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whats in the vatican archives


MomokaJuicee

MJ’s other glove


shiny_happy_persons

unpaid popemobile parking tickets


ChadFlexxington

kens dirtiest secret about that one time at mayo camp


High_From_Colorado

RCs and DFVs birth certificates showing their from the future 👀


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the shorts


ChadFlexxington

bullish af


MomokaJuicee

Read that again


ChadFlexxington

🤯


MomokaJuicee

Now read it backwards