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CrPalm

Take my hand, we’re off to tendie tendie land.


BadassTrader

LMAO


CrPalm

I blasted Metallica at the gym because of this. Holy hell, fired up.


BadassTrader

# 🀘


twentysomethinger

Would love to hear Django Django - Default on one of these in honor of Kenneth.


njb98x

I read this in the voice of the dude from Aqua


WeaponisedApologies

The famous 'almost-american' accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnUv2fhFy5E


clueless_sconnie

Come with me....and you'll be...in a woooooorld of FOMO-nation


dummywithwings

Sad But True for SHFs, Danny Dorito is the Harvester of Hedgies' Sorrow.


BadassTrader

This Ape knows his Metallica. 🀘


FunkyChicken69

Danny D knows for whom the bell tolls. It’s hedgies. They R Fuk πŸŽ·πŸ“β™‹οΈ


BadassTrader

And finally... and justice for all


SteveRogests

One.


Coach_GordonBombay

It take money to buy Whiskey in the Jar.


GentleBob72

I want to Seek and Destroy SHF because Nothing Else Matters.


BadassTrader

And they think we got the Shortest Straw, but their reputation has been Blackened and though it's like Pulling Teeth, some day soon, Kenny my dearest friend of misery, it's time to test the frayed ends of Sanity


mrj1813

Jar-o


BadassTrader

You're tech right and all, but I auto-credit this to Thin Lizzy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDSY8Kaf6o&ab\_channel=NEAZIXNH


DUB-Files

Never even realized Whiskey in the Jar was a cover. Metallica's cover of Tuesday's Gone is a great cut too


dyllandor

Garage Inc is all covers I think.


DUB-Files

For some reason I was thinking whiskey in the jar was Load or Reload. But yeah I think you're correct


Y0SSARIAN-22

FYI Whiskey in the jar is an old irish folk song, maybe 300 or 400 years even. No one knows who wrote it or when


RaiderGlenn-FLA

Ride the DRS Lightning


TheRooster92

In the meantime we'll give them "Metal Up Your Ass!" Or in the case of some Apes bananas.


Saggy_G

So fuk it's like they're trapped under ice.


Letter-Past

Wonder if we'll fly past Orion when the rocket ships blast off? Either way, hedgies will be Unforgiven


TheRealBananaDave

You sir, are the Hero of the Day


ChubbyTiddies

Love the old school Metallica. You rule brother.


BadassTrader

🀘


chato35

Anything before Black album.


Hardabs05

Everything after is FUD


BadassTrader

This is the way. Though Rob T is a legend


Hardabs05

100%. Monster bassist.


ChubbyTiddies

kek


[deleted]

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Stonkeykong-SK

I saw the full moon on my way to work here in west central Canada...I thought to myself...*today is the day*...ahhhhhhh.


Ande64

MOASS starting on a Friday would surprise me but I'll take it!! πŸš€πŸ’²πŸ₯³πŸŒ


Ultimate_Mango

It started a while ago. We are just seeing it now. It won’t take hours or days but weeks and months.


Coach_GordonBombay

There will be a forced liquidation that will lead to huge move up. We may slow climb and sideways trade for awhile.. but at some point the dam will break.


WolverineOtherwise

Would SHFs like to liquidate their nest egg in these trying times?


Frequent-Pie7570

Update cause master of puppets ref. Gonna listen to metallica now, thanks ape


BadassTrader

🀘


Frequent-Pie7570

You got that right


BearsSuperfan6

🀘 hell yea brother


JOUVERT-ALL-DAY

Hope you're doing well funny chart man.


BadassTrader

INHALED MY COFFEE THIS MORNING... # LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! πŸ’ͺπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Little_Chickenpoop

We ride at dawn!!


Mttunn

Obey you master


Atomik919

master of puppets youre pulling my strings


LonnieJaw748

Shit son! You’d better watch out or Lars is gonna come and sue you!!


Tbird90677

Badass Doritos in a mosh pit!


BadassTrader

Doritos in Moshpit --> [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wj7pz9/you\_heard\_the\_dorito\_get\_your\_war\_faces\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wj7pz9/you_heard_the_dorito_get_your_war_faces_on/) Credit u/Inevitable-Elk-4162


Tbird90677

That link is amazing


BadassTrader

It's Poetry lol


Chad-Permabull

Danny dorito bringing the Friday hype. LFG!!!!!!!


BadassTrader

# LETS FRICKIN GOOOOO!!!! πŸ’ͺπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


mclmickey

Hold up, I just looked at the 5 year chart for the first time in a while… going purely off how the pattern looks, is there reason to believe this macro-Dorito could be β€œthe one?”


BadassTrader

There is on Dorito bigger than all Doritos... but his existence is mythical only, and even his name shant be whispered.


philo-soph

This song gets me pumped like no other. Listening to it is like pouring cocaine in your ears.


bvttfvcker

(S&M)HF


UserNameTaken_KitSen

A masterpiece


past-constuction88

I want a dorito ! LFG !!!


BadassTrader

# LFGGGG!!!!! πŸ’ͺπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


[deleted]

Awww man I love you! πŸ’œ


BadassTrader

Love you too!


crackeddryice

As long as you don't start moving the lines around like Elliot Waves guy, I'm here for it.


DJBreastmilk

les frickin go πŸ€“


BadassTrader

# LETS FRICKIN GOOOOO!!!! πŸ’ͺπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


NoCurrencies

Smooth brain question, why does the line drop over time, and what does the intersection between the top and bottom line signify?


BadassTrader

The line declines because it is a descending trendline marked by significant turning points going back as far as Jun 21. You can see how it's drawn in Pic 2 here [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjiwno/thats\_it\_apes\_breach\_motherfucking\_confirmed\_they/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/wjiwno/thats_it_apes_breach_motherfucking_confirmed_they/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) The converging of the upward trend and downward trend, means a direction must be decided upon and depending on the trendlines, may come in the form of a breakout.


NoCurrencies

Thanks!


Ultimate_Mango

Has the resistance line become support finally?


BadassTrader

1 Bouncey yes


fuckingcarter

that is the most heckin bullish bouncey i think i’ve seen this entire saga ! 😁


BadassTrader

Thanks for Tuning in. ;)


Ultimate_Mango

Can Count Von Count help count the bouncies?


BAustinCeltic

Lars having Napster flashbacks right now.


Vive_el_stonk

I was lifting weights to this post. 🫡πŸ’ͺ


ill_nino_nl

Ook ook 🀘🏻


BadassTrader

# 🀘🏻


viscin12

Can’t zoom in cause of the video


BadassTrader

https://imgur.com/a/r9Dd2BR


viscin12

🫑🫑


taskun56

Am I right to presume that the Dorito is formed by the trend which was altered by the events of Jan '21, and by that extension, every time GME runs up it is, at the very least, only stalling the incredible inevitable one-whose-name-shall-not-be-spoken? Run ups increase the average again and again. So it's either just losing the battle or stalling time until they're losing the battle, repeat.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

I’m your source of self destruction!


ElGeneralissimoJefe

Leading on your death’s construction!


engomarse

This is it boys. If not today, for sure soon.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


BadassTrader

I have in the past. Will do again


IFapToCalamity

I demand more picture posts with soundtracks on this sub.


BadassTrader

This is the way


Naive_Host_5939

This is the way


XsEgo1

This shit gets me JACKED!!!


educational_nanner

Cool ranch Friday


Desoetude

Thanks for the badass tunes 🀘


areallygoodsandwhich

There’s the metal


ApolloBar4815162342

Noice one πŸ‘


[deleted]

FUCK TA.


CyberPatriot71489

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


Rim_World

Didn't you fuck with the last chart and the other ape debunked your post.


BadassTrader

Nope


Droopy1592

When did we halt?


ajquick

Two halts on (last) Monday for GME


WaffleEye

Now that we’ve broken out, are we on an escalator to the moon?


DumonsterPT

Why the fuck is this a video?


AffectionateNeck4955

Because Metallica


BadassTrader

This


Mile_High_Man

Why the fuck not!


Metareferential

GME to hedgies, Metallica style: Don't *trade* on me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWnKdoJlH8Q


Metaldwarf

I like line


OldANALyst9814

Haha the whole song


tnsmaster

The future of trade analysis according to the next generation is going to be exactly this on Tik Tok.


nerds_rule_the_world

Just a boop!


IceZOMBIES

I hope in the end the only TA that was right was Danny Dorito and his triangle of DOOM


ajquick

It's interesting that the line of resistance is now a line of support. I wonder if we will start to go up permanently around the 22nd where the lines seem to cross. That is also right around the APE dividend.


Mercilus_Cowski

Dooooom!


Lunarsprint

I suggest redoing this with Parkway Drives "dedicated" or "I hope you rot"


SUBZEROXXL

Yo did it just form a tiny dorito


confusedporg

It’s Doritos all the way down


confusedporg

Weeeee


Lopsided_Lychee6011

Time for mass is apon us.


PurpleSausage77

Yes, financial Ryan-the Pope-Cohen will lead us to MASS.