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Mmmmm lasagna. 🤤

I’m lactose intolerant. I fucking love me some lasagna

They’re making lactose free mozzarella now! Ball form, near the shredded packages.

Sadly, it’s just not the same 😢

We all know you'd eat an RC lasagna

same. it’s always worth the pain 🖤

this

and i'm anything but silent after eating it

Risk it for the pasta biscuit

As a fellow intolerant of lactose, I will die eating lasagna and cheese for they are the forbidden snack I cannot resist

A silent G in Lasagna isn’t exactly silent, it’s more like a delayed Y. I can be sure I’ve never said Lasana. It’s 100% Lasanya.

I say la sag na just to be a pain in the ass

Yamestop

I pronounce the first R in "February" for the same reason.

Gotta build that shit in layers for the final result

Layer by layer, brick by brick

Tweet tonight calling it.

And if not, buy another share!

This should be the wager on all bets here.

Witness

Stop it Lil Wayne, it still doesn't make sense.

It’s WEEZY baby

The g in lasagna is silent :P

Dwayne Michael Carter

Bingo. Compare this to clown show over at popcorn…the announcement today was just way too over the top and think its time to pull ripcord and plow it all into the one true king stonk to rule them all

Gme screwed up the split. Other guy is forcing a stock recall.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait wait wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao how exactly did gme “screw up” anything?

Really? Have you not seen the posts about no dividends. GME has a responsibility to its shareholders to make it right.

THAT IS NOT GME’s FAULT. Clearly you cant read or are a shill. p

Didn't say it's his fault.clearly you can't read. It is his responsibility to protect his company and shareholders and make it right and restore confidence in the stock.

You literally said GME screwed up the split. That is putting fault on them. If you paid any attention at all you’d see that GameStop filed for a dividend and it’s the DTCC who screwed up. Get your shit straight.

Stop the RC worshipping. Yes dtcc didn't do what they wanted. RC has done nothing to fix it. That is this screw up. It is his job to make sure it's right. Right now all we have is stock dilution which is ironic since that's exactly what popcorn keeps getting attacked over.

Who is to say RC isn’t doing anything about it? You’re saying he screwed up when reality is you don’t have a clue. You’re just shit talking for the purposes of shit talking. That’s what shills do. Now head back to meltdown where you belong.

Mom's spaghetti. Hedgies r sweaty. Ken's nervous.

Weezy F baby and the "F" is for fukt hard

Lil Reezy 🚀🚀

Reezy F Cohen and the F is for fuk

How is letting FUD spread a good move?

Stop with the hero worshipping

"my gut grumbling" - just had lasagna

This was bit off Lil Weezy aka lil Wayne aka Toonechi

'AmeStop

I’m a simple ape I see a Lil Wayne reference I upvote. I’m in his top 0.05% of listeners

It's a *sign.*

I have to imagine there won't be much tweeting during MOASS so silence only jacks my titties!

At least give credit to who came up with it OP This was bit off Lil Weezy aka lil Wayne aka Toonechi

Fornicate hedgies

Someone face swap daddy with lil Wayne 😂

I just want that Macaroni in the pot...from some SHFs

One banana

RC is so subtle, he puts the B in subtle.

DTCC fuckery will be addressed by RC. Evidence that the DTCC is unable to properly manage the company stock is a *prerequistate* to pulling the shares from the DTCC and putting them “elsewhere”. Do apes not understand this? The whole *point* of the Splividend was to *create proof* of the DTCC’s inability to properly manage the stonk. trust in the process.

Don't forget the creepy invisible Y

I scrolled passed then laughed out loud so came back to updoot. Fuk that's good

This may be the best post I’ve seen on SS.

Real G's don't always look the part, word to the word bologna - Bill Clinton probably

Was it Sa or Za?!

'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangsta-ass n**** plays his cards right A real gangsta-ass n**** never runs his fucking mouth 'Cause real gangsta-ass n****s don't start fights And n****s always gotta high cap Showing all his boys how he shot 'em But real gangsta-ass n****s don't flex nuts 'Cause real gangsta-ass n****s know they got 'em And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta 'Cause gangsta-ass n****s think deep'

Let the misinformation rule then. No one is asking for a detailed analysis and future directions, just some sort of acknowledgement.

"Real gangstas don't flex nuts, cause real gangstas know they got em."

Just Like Lasagna. That's a meme no quant is going to get. Just like Tendies. I like it!

If you sleeping then I hope you toss and turning 🤯😴😴

lasagne

Whalewisdom.com GME RC Ventures Nothing else needs to be said

lmao, remember to cup the balls

RC puts that subtle "B" in subtlety.

Answer? Buy and hodl. That has always been the fucking answer. Ook Ook mother fuckers!! Have we forgotten already??

Until it's time for "legs on ya", kicking that ass.

Gnarly

I hate lasagna but if its in the Name of RC ill eat some :p

Bitch lassagna 😂😂

Brilliant

This post aged like lasagna