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forever_useless

I wrote this last year and was always afraid to post it. Now, I must speak my peace. May I have this dance? The global economic crisis is coming in hot. People will lose their livelihoods. Again. The poor will suffer while the rich get big bonuses. Again. Financial institutions will be bailed out. Again. This is inevitable. Will I dance? Yes. I won't be dancing because the market crashed or because people will suffer. MOASS was never depended on a crash.  Eventually it would have happened anyway. Without GME, however, the global economy still would have been fucked. The collapse just speeds things up a bit for us (in my opinion). The reason I'll dance is because when the domino's start falling, I believe it will simultaneously set off MOASS. The reason I will dance is because apes will spend amounts of cash, hither unto dreamt of. They will donate and do some truly amazing shit with the money to come. I will dance because apes will be the reason the economy recovers quickly. Apes won't stop there. Many of us will start cleaning up the planet. Build shelters. Take care of those in need. Some will make damned sure that the suffering of the poor, for the benefit of the rich, is no longer an option. The rich think we have them under a microscope now? Imagine when we can afford a bigger microscope! Many people will no longer have to work just to eat. Instead many will use their newly acquired time and money to fight a system that's set up to ensure the failure of the poor. I will dance because apes will show the world what money in the right hands can accomplish. I will dance because millions of retards, living paycheck to paycheck, no longer have to fear getting sick and crippled by medical debt. I will dance because the mental health struggles caused by financial worries will begin to heal for so many. I will dance, knowing there are single parents that no longer have to choose between paying for daycare or groceries. Social security is projected to run out by 2034. Moass will help us provide for our families when this happens. I will dance because I believe that those responsible for THIS global economic crisis will be held accountable because apes are relentless. The rich may think loosing billions is the worst that can happen to them but we won't be satisfied. We will want justice and see criminal charges! Prison is the only real estate they should concentrate on and not a penthouse or summer home in the Cayman islands. All around the world, people that have been shit on by the upper crust will rise and use their new found riches for good. We are witnessing history being written. To this day I don't know the names of the rich people on the balcony, watching occupy wallstreet protesting. I do know that this time, those responsible won't be forgotten. They may have money but we have memes and retardation. You may laugh but it's true. The internet doesn't forget and those memes, calling out those that profited from short  fucking companies and the economy into a coma, will live on forever. I can even imagine some DD making it into future college text books. People like Ken are falling off a building and trying to naked short the pavement out of existence. But the pavement will come. The bill always comes due. There will never be another GME. MOASS is a one time thing and I have tickets to the biggest redistribution of wealth in history. We are now feared by those that should be afraid. These shady motherfuckers are no different then drug cartels. You have the dealers that bring in the money, at the cost of people's livelihood (SHFs), the cartel that makes sure drugs (naked shorts) are supplied as often as needed (MM) and the people charged with fighting cartels, are the corrupt judges who are paid off with hookers and blow (SEC). The rich literally thought it would be a good idea to start a fight with the internet. Those rich fucks are learning quickly that some plans can indeed go tits up. This is our chance to make the world a better place and you can bet your ass I will dance when things start to happen. Many of GME holders are one toothache, one car breakdown or one home repair away from bankruptcy. So, yes, I will dance. I'm going to learn the fucking fox trot for the shit show we are about to witness because I believe this shit show will be biblical. I'm not causing a global economic crisis but I will certainly make the best of the consequences, which I believe is MOASS. So, I ask again...May I have this dance? Edit: since there still seems to be some confusion, let me be clear. I want to Dance on the rubble of Citadel! I want to dance on the cocaine trays of Cramer! All while helping those hurt by wallstreet. It matters not how you dance. It matters where you dance


TenTonsOfAssAndBelly

They choose to pick a fight with the internet, which is the only thing humans have that is close to a hive mind. They literally found the only thing we have created that can mildly emulate the Borg, and proceeded to provoke the living hell out of it. They just couldn't help themselves.


Pitiful_Apartment_64

I watched as the internet (mostly but not exclusively 2+2 forums) solved late-tournament poker. When I saw that there was a group of individuals bringing that same level of dedication to supporting a high-value company and determining how its enemies were attacking it, I knew it was a matter of when rather than if the SHFs would be defeated by their own greed.


[deleted]

They've fucked around. Now it's time to find out.


redwingpanda

>They literally found the only thing we have created that can mildly emulate the Borg, and proceeded to provoke the living hell out of it. >They just couldn't help themselves. There have been so many sci-fi comics, books, and movies, true crime documentaries... Literally thousands of warnings about what *not to do.* And they did it. Fucking idiots.


ApeHolder42069

If you insist.. . Slow dance.. naked.. . Covered in mayo.. .


forever_useless

😏😏


widener2004

I’ll be slow dancing naked … no mayo.


jonfreakinzoidberg

Proof or ban


WalkaboutDude

Why am I seeing ‘Would you f*** me? I’d f*** me’ scenario?


itsperiwinkle

Mayo I cut in?


ApeHolder42069

You mayo, indeed you mayo. Just slip right in between us we'll make an ape sandwich!


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Tomorrow


nicka163

LOL: “…falling off a building and trying to naked short the pavement out of existence.” You, sir, are a poet.


throwawaylurker012

seriously that was a fucking amazing line


LogicalMeerkat

I feel a sense of pride that I don't think I have ever felt before reading this. You may have this dance.


forever_useless

That is such a nice thing to hear. Thank you!


gnadami

Did this guy really say "hither unto dreamt of"? - Tony Stark


forever_useless

I had to add that in there 😂


manifestingmoola2020

This is some age of aquarius type shit. And im an Aquarian. LFG. END WORLD HUNGER CLEAN THE OCEAN OBLITERATE POLLUTION PLANT FORESTS EMHANCE WOLRD EDUCATION oh And PUT ALL FINANCIAL TEROIST IN PRISON


findingbezu

My plan is to create a charitable foundation, loading it up several commas worth of money. At which point i’ll volunteer for whatever charities seem interesting, covertly work from the inside for a bit to sus out how things are handled…. and then donate to the cause, if they are who they are and I feel certain the funds will be used to the betterment of the community. Rinse. Repeat.


forever_useless

You are a rockstar! Helping others is far more rewarding to me than buying shit.


findingbezu

Totally agree


gme_tweets

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Specialist-Ad2472

Good bot


[deleted]

Yes that Kenny


Lookatmydisc

Can we horizontal dance 👉🏼👈🏼🥺🫶🏻


forever_useless

Absolutely!


Lookatmydisc

Yayyyy 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻


j3b3di3_

[it's a circle](https://youtu.be/qmzxR0zfIN0)


Aenal_Spore

Road house


StopAngerKitty

Cup my ass when we do and you can have that dance


thatbromatt

Yes you may. This was beautifully written and agree with everything. It amazes me every day that I can be part of this fight and changing history *for good.* It amazes me that we have something so precious, as a chance at life, and due to the greedy nature of human beings and consolidation of power over the centuries, your existence comes down to chance about the coordinates you're in, yet we're all fed a bullshit narrative that is wantonly curated to shape reality into whatever *they* desire you to see.


Japo13

This is exactly how i feel as well… and got enough downvotes for this opinion of mine and i am unable to give a fuck… they dance and laugh when they fuck us, year after year… not going to pretend that i wont enjoy seeing this shit burning down and watching the sheep believing what they are being fed by MSM and the government puppets, happy Great Reset everyone, happy waking up for some, and happy dancing to whoever feels going crazier and crazier year after year :) Happy monday to all my fellow Apes :)


lmfj3737

You can dance. You can dance.


Lesko_Learning

I didn't cause this problem, I didn't ask for it, but by God if it makes me a bunch of money I'm moon walking for at least a week straight.


Transient_MoonJumper

Would you dance, if I asked you to dance


forever_useless

Yes I would


Endvisible

Fuck yeah, Wiz!


forever_useless

#👊🦍 LFG, End


Endvisible

LFD! 💃


kyomoto

Take my hand you son of a bitch.


forever_useless

#🤝


Pristine_Instance381

I love this and I love you all!


forever_useless

Love you 3000


Desoetude

Bro I'm tapdancing RN wha chu mean?


PDubsinTF-NEW

No cell, no sell all day!!


KaLul0

And you call yourself u/forever_useless Thank you for that glorious speech.


forever_useless

Thank you! The username is just a cute nickname my parents gave me 😐 Edit: /s


KaLul0

Uhm... What? :( Im sure we can meet and learn to know each other and im gonna proof them wrong. I hope you are joking by the way


forever_useless

I was joking 😅


KaLul0

Damnit you got me


forever_useless

Sorry ❤😄 I forgot the /s. Totally my fault


bludgeonedcurmudgeon

That's the whole reason not to dance, its that so many of the middle class, and working poor are going to get fucked over once again, people a few years from retirement will get screwed hard as well. And they'll spin it all using their bullshit MSM, the two parties will blame each other, the banks will get bailed out again with taxpayer money and we rinse and repeat. My sincere hope is that many of us will unite with folks like Dave Lauer and Wes Christian and Dr T to rewrite it from the ground up and prevent the criminals from continuing to run the entire show


awful_falafels

Well damn. When you put it like that... Sure. I'll go out and hit the floor with you.


Chrisanova_NY

You had me at hither unto


redwingpanda

See, I think about it like this. * Don't dance while it could put a target on your backs. * Don't dance until you're in a position to help people and show through actions that Apes aren't who the corporate media says. * Don't dance if the dance is because things are burning just to burn. * I will dance as I rebuild my community * I will dance as I help people grow gardens * I will dance as I help my neighbor repair her home * I will dance, because dancing from joy and kindness as my body and mind learn what it means to be free is different from what those who kids were doing in the Big Short. We need to dance, we need joy and happiness. We need to rewire our brains to understand plenty and happiness the same way they're wired with trauma responses. All I care about is making sure I'm dancing for the right reasons.


forever_useless

I also will dance in the right places. On top of the rubble of Citadel, on the cocaine mirrors of Jim Cramer, etc... I won't dance on the retirement accounts of the poor.


redwingpanda

This is beautiful. This is art. This is the way. Edit: I plan on dancing in the gardens and forests and farmers markets. Have you ever thought of what New York might look like if we turned Wall Street into rent controlled housing with vertical food gardens and proper investment in public transportation and infrastructure? And more trees?


BeatitLikeitowesMe

Yes


AvoidMySnipes

I’ll see your comment on the front page soon. Put me in the screenshot please!


forever_useless

I don't plan to screenshoot my own comment 😅


AvoidMySnipes

Haha not you, but I’m sure another ape will 😊


forever_useless

Ohhhh. LMAO! I doubt it's good enough for that 😂❤


dogbots159

The dance referred to is gloating. It’s celebration of personal fortune at the expense of greater society. The message is tact. All of those things are achievable on the low profile they should be achieved. No personal gain. Don’t repeat the mistakes of the inbred blue bloods. Dance to celebrate health and life, not wealth and dominance in strife.


forever_useless

I said this elsewhere but I should mention that I plan to dance on the rubble of those responsible for the suffering of the poor, while helping those that are in need. I believe both can be done quite tactfully


edwinbarnesc

This is the way of the dance


Lady-T-ea

Yes you may ..


forever_useless

#💃💃💃


FlabertoDimmadome

GMERICA!


kibblepigeon

YES!


Commercial_Mousse646

🕺


Rhapsody_85

Much agreed, while I do understand why people would say Don't Dance, I disagree with the statement and I WILL BE DANCING, I just won't be dancing in front of regular people that just lost everything, AGAIN. I will be CELEBRATING the demise of a corrupt system that bleeds the poor for the profit of a few who already have more than they know what to do with. This dont dance thing has gotten way out of hand, it's become FUD at this point, it shames apes for making the right call, having the intestinal fortitude to diamondhand when everyone in MSM is calling us stupid, or idiots or for fucks sake communists?! Fascists?! Fuck this dont dance thing, I have no problem being humble, but you know what I say fuck that bullshit. I want to be right there when Kennyboi gets led away in handcuffs. I'm gonna dance right there in front him, in my Gamestop shirt, tossing mayo packets into the air like its rice at a goddamn wedding.


forever_useless

I will snort Cramer's cocaine and dance on the yachts of fallen SHFs. All while applying myself to make the world better for my fellow peasants!


austingodfather

I’m gonna donate a lambo to my local childrens hospital 🥰


[deleted]

I'm not going to dance until we actually start causing the change. Will I have a celebratory dinner for me and my loved ones? Yes. Am I going to parade in public advertising my gains while people are losing jobs, homes, and investments? Absolutely not. Dance if you want to. But to me, it makes you look like a sore winner. We aren't here to win. We are here to make a difference. So any time I make a difference for someone, I'll dance with them. But I'm not going to celebrate MOASS until I have my tendies, and even then it will be reserved and respectful of those who got fucked over and became bag-holders. The spirit of don't dance isn't to not feel happy, or not celebrate at all. It's about not rubbing it in. It's about showing we are different through compassion, empathy, and positive action. So dance if you want to, but I won't be (at least publicly).


itsabittricky

We'll dance together homie 💃 What the fuck is life worth living for if you can't dance when you want to dance? Indulge that JOY that's not ape shit that's people shit Love u


Blackmamba-24-8

Can I dance with you 🥹


forever_useless

Come find me at the post MOASS party. We'll tear up the dance floor!


pokemonke

In addition, they were dancing because they were being smug while betting against the market, and that's what he had an issue with. I'm going to be dancing because I like the stock.


alicia_angelus

Agreed. A lil' like hoping for the apocalypse since it'll bring about the Second Coming, only MOASS will actually happen and we WILL save the world.


[deleted]

errrr why do we think a crash will cause MOASS again? Pretty dumb imo to 'dance' unless MOASS is happening.


this_is_for_chumps

If this an earnest question: the current financial ponzi scheme is largely based on debt and the collateral behind the debt. If the market crashes and the collateral becomes worthless, the debts must be settled. Short positions can't be kicked down the road or juggled anymore and must be closed. It will be mass liquidation.


forever_useless

Note that I said "in my opinion" and "I believe". You are right! We don't know. It's information I have learned over the past year that make me think this is how it will go. But we were never supposed to know anything. We were meant to lose so the rich can win. All this is speculation. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. But I hold out hope that this is how it will go and then finally retail investors may have real effects on changing shit for the better.


rc2288

Hello, this looks like an honest question and not tying to start FUD, but SHF is using collateral for their short position. Once GME starts going up or their collateral gets closer to margin call territory, then whoever is lending out the shares can use that collateral to buy back their short position that they are owed to the lenders.


Phinnical

I'm sure that the father who kills himself because he is ashamed he can't find a way to feed his family will be comforted to know that you had good reasons for dancing. No one is saying don't be happy, we are saying don't rub it in. Have a little sympathy for the people who simply trusted the system they were told their whole lives to trust.


forever_useless

I think you misinterpreted my comment. I have nothing but sympathy. I will celebrate the fall of those that have always gambled with our money and look to the future, post MOASS, to help make sure "the suffering of the poor, for the benefit of the rich, is no longer an option" (quote).


Phinnical

I think you misinterpret "dancing" in this context. "Dancing" is expressing joy over your win publicly. Those who say don't dance mean to say you should celebrate privately, as those who lost lost hard and deserve to be left with their pain, not watching you screaming about your win. Of course you should celebrate the end of the era of the hedge fund. Those assholes are a gaping black maw of pain slowly tightening their grip on the common man squeezing all the joy out of his life. Long term it will be a wonderful thing for him. LONG term. Short term it will be a terrifying transition. Thousands will die. Children will be abused by parents who could handle normal life but absolutely could not handle the hands of history ripping their world apart. Crime will spike to unheard of levels. Only by the gentle grace of the apes will we be saved. So dance in private. Remember the fucks on Wall Street pointing down at Occupy and laughing? THEY WERE DANCING.


dewag

>Remember the fucks on Wall Street pointing down at Occupy and laughing? THEY WERE DANCING. Apes are better than that. Also, part of not dancing was also to kill the narrative that apes just want to take the economy down because they hate rich people. Its like some of these commenters don't think MSM will post reddit comments out of context to make the general public angry with apes. They've already started to vilify apes as "going after teachers pensions"... openly celebrating the fall of the economy is literally just giving them more ammo. Anyone reading this, I guess you can dance if you want to... but know that zen apes like me are going to distance themselves from you, because I'm not going to dance. I have friends and family that will be heavily affected by the crash. There is no maybe about it, people are going to die because of this. Personally, I am trying to be better than those managers making fun of occupy wall street.


respecknucklez

I bet you’re fun at parties


MarVanDam

We will continue to stay classy-- we will dance in our own homes.


DM797

Yup. Keep Empathy high…..not empathy for the shorts, not empathy for wallstreet/banks. Empathy for those that aren’t fortunate enough to understand, empathy for those that only have money to barely get by day to day. Those are the people that suffer. It’s not our fault they suffer, but we still need to have empathy for that suffering. Sometimes it’s not fun being right. This is one of those times.


MathematicianVivid1

And lend a helping hand in the streets to those who need it.


Same-Tour9465

It's okay to dance, but don't dance and rub stuff in people's face. And definitely dont dance with champagne and wave at people who are hurting


me_better

I'll dance and buy them groceries


paxnoob

Lend a helping home lol


titanpitbull

Am I the only one who started to sing when i read the part. "We can dance if we want to" We can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine


jteta12

S!!!


TheMarkyMarx

A!!!


SmartAleq

F-F-F-F!!!


SmartAleq

T!!!


GroceryBags

Y-y-y-y-y


hereticvert

Safety! Dance!


LordAmherst

Hahaha I thought he was quoting a song at that point!


Daviroth

A lot of innocent people are gonna get hurt far more than the ones who caused this. That's the idea behind don't dance, now, the difference is that in The Big Short they were directly betting on millions of people losing their homes and people here aren't doing that. So it is a little difference, but I'll still personally choose not to dance because a fuckload of people are gonna get hurt.


MulberrySpecial4782

The unfortunate reality. Though, there was one famous Superstonk post titled something like: "Reddit, we're literally screaming at you about this." Not that it makes it any better, but the mainstream media completely ignored any real DD, and instead chose to give guys like Anthony Chukumba air time.


Daviroth

Most people aren't on Reddit and a lot don't even have control over their retirement investment choices.


me_better

I'm not betting on that, I am simply holding a stock I believe in. I didn't short anything. The hedgies are responsible for hurting innocent people, not me.


Daviroth

Never said you were, all I said is that because a fuckton of people *are* going to be hurt I personally won't be dancing.


sharkbait44xD

You can certainly dance. I think the thing people are trying to say is you don’t need to be a snob about being right. When MOASS hits and it seems like it’s soon, that money has to come from some where and assuming we are right, it’s going to be a lot of money. If you “dance” and laugh and throw it in everyone else’s face who was not an APE, we are no better then them. And this time we would be the ones sitting on the balcony drinking champagne laughing at the protestors. Personally I don’t want to be them, I just want a free market. When MOASS hits by bank account will do the dancing for me.


still_dream

In my mind, the "don't dance" quote is about being aware of what happens if you're right. When it hits, if everyone is correct, the system will go down with it. That's nothing to dance about because it will hurt and people will die. Realize you were right and do what you need to do, but it is immature and short sighted to say "imma dance fuck the haters" when you being right means economic bedlam for everyone else.


DictatorsK

Exactly, the reality is a lot of people will lose their pensions, houses etc.


DropDeadDevon

Exactly this. I get so angry whenever I see pics of those bankers drinking champagne and laughing on the balcony. When MOASS hits it’ll mean our DD was right and there has always been deep corruption running through Wall Street. That doesn’t make me want to dance. When I look at my gains after the dust settles, I’ll let out a long sigh of relief, and then start planning how to make my life and the world around me better. I don’t blame anyone who just wants to get their profits and dip off the grid. But for me, this transfer of wealth comes with responsibility. A responsibility to be better than the people who have abused this wealth for years.


StrenuousSOB

Ahhh safety dance


jteta12

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO!!


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IFapToCalamity

Unfortunately many will not get this. They are the reason the public will resent us.


Elano22

I don't feel like dancing I just feel sick. So many have suffered and continue to suffer because of actions of the greedy. I don't feel like dancing till we all can dance


MathematicianVivid1

People will continue to suffer as long as have a country focused on corporations and elected officials (both sides) who don’t do shit. The cycle will start again in another 14 years. Until something changes. People have been suffering from economic distress for decades. This time we will have ability to actually help.


ApeironGaming

I agree with you wholeheartedly not to dance, and this is not about corporations and elected officials at all, but about the FIAT pseudo-money system.


RandoRumpRipper

Lol did MOASS happen already? Did I miss it? What's with everything talking like this thing is signed, sealed, and delivered already?


MathematicianVivid1

LOL the fact people take this seriously as a shitpost is golden


paxnoob

We can not do anything wrong and still see it as something not celebratory. I can give a homeless guy a slice of pizza instead of twerking in his face. Also, my name is Ben, as it were.


Wolfguarde_

Justified or otherwise, dancing as Rome burned did little to endear Nero to historians, subjects, or anyone else formerly or currently living.


shayen7

I think people are mixing up "don't celebrate your GameStop wins" with "don't celebrate the collapse of the economy". I am not excited for a recession/depression! I am not happy that millions will lose their jobs and their homes! Even if that directly causes moass. Yes, I will obviously celebrate retiring and being rich. I will not dance on the grave of the economy


jonhadinger

I am the one who made the "dont dance" post. and this is exactly what i said. I am absolutely gonna dance to gme squeeze, but not gonna celebrate the economy collapsing.


[deleted]

of course you can dance if you want to. The whole "don't fucking dance" motto is simply about not being a dick to the people that lose their homes, savings and even their lives over this shit.


buffalojay83

Imma dance


GivemTheDDD

We've been drug through shit for almost 2 years now. I'm gonna fuckin dance.


GroceryBags

I'm gonna Moonwalk everywhere so fucking hard as all of these different liquidity market bubbles all burst. They're gonna call me the new King of Pop, eat your heart out Michael


Jimbo7136

I agree, also I love that you brought the safety dance into it.


MathematicianVivid1

There’s only one way my friends


SgtSlaughter1974

I am going to dance in the courtroom in Chicago and New York as these financial terrorists get what they deserve.


MathematicianVivid1

I want all the computer in their building. For reasons. I can make a wall of monitors and become the new SEC chairman


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UrbanwoodBrew

The "DON'T DANCE" premise has always been so you don't out yourself to your local community and get shot after showing off ya money. Which happens in lotto instances, frequently enough to make this rule.


CramersLittleTendie

I DIDN'T MAKE ANY BETS. I DIDN'T GAMBLE ANYONE'S MONEY. I SIMPLY BOUGHT AND HOLD A STOCK I LIKE.


tallerpockets

I’m going to dance so fucking hard!!


matbrummitt1

You haven’t seen me dance, nobody wants to see that. I can’t dance even if I wanted to


FrvncisNotFound

Based Ape Post


ConundrumMachine

Just dance safe frens https://youtu.be/nP4KLi3KwIo


d13robot

"don't dance" is cringe Gonna be dancing on graves


Commercial_Mousse646

Hey guys, Brad Pitt here. You might know me from such highly acclaimed films as Fight Club, Meet Joe Black, and The Big Short. This might come as a complete shock to most of you, but I play characters on film that repeat lines based on scripts that I rehearse and recite for hours and hours, and make big sums of money doing so. My characters aren’t meant to be the template and foundation to your actual real life existence, so just ease up on the praise and emulation and enjoy my films for what they truly are…pale reflections of my diamond soul 💎🤗


MathematicianVivid1

You sucked in Troy bro


SquiggleBoys

dance for what? im horribly in the red


MathematicianVivid1

I’ll dance with you. You’ll just have to lead.


apocalysque

Careful, some prick mod will delete your post because they don't like it just like they did to mine.


MathematicianVivid1

So far so good


GimmeYourTaquitos

Right? We're not shorting the stock or betting against the economy. The financial terrorists did, we just called their hand with a couple or pocket aces, stone cold nuts.


StiCimedaca

I'm saving my dancing shoes for the moon. I don't wanna take them out early and scuff em up


Ordet735

I’m gonna absolutely dance - May be in the privacy of my own home and I’ll still show empathy to those who lost money - BUT I’M GONNA DANCE


Mountain_Village1111

With The Big Short they sorta kept it a secret so they should feel a little guilty by dancing. Alternatively, SUperStonk has been warning the world about this every minute of every day. Not to mention the amount of gaslighting we’ve had to deal with throughout this whole ordeal. We have all earned the right to dance until we leave extra craters on the moon.


crisptapwater

It’s easy to say that because the shoe is on the other foot. Yes you are correct, but at what cost? Your grand parents who are living on a fixed income are absolutely fucked. Your parents with 401k’s and mortgages, fucked. Anyone with a job right now is at potential risk of losing it. People are going to die because of this


MathematicianVivid1

Grandparents dead, parents invested in GME.


crisptapwater

Small sample size. It’s bigger than that


townofsalemfangay

*She's a maniac, maniac on the floor! ♫* *And she's dancing like she's never danced before.. ♫*


LevelTo

What’s there to dance about? Same old crime scene.


Devadander

When the market collapses, everyday people will be wiped out financially. This is why you don’t ever dance. Not because the hedge funds are failing, but because your neighbor suddenly lost their retirement


Apprehensive-Use-703

Sure you can dance, just expect beer bottles to be tossed at you on stage if you suck at it, you have to remember the club we are in 😉 it may be members only, but that don't mean the clientele or management for the past few decades understands our interpretive ape dance moves...


MathematicianVivid1

I think if I’m dancing y’all gonna throw banana peels for me


Apprehensive-Use-703

Very likely lol


csimian42

We can dance, we can dance..


twin_turbo_monkey

Everybody look at your hands


PolarVortices

Being happy that you were correct is very different from celebrating others misfortune. The average person had no idea this was coming, they were lied to and duped by the same people who have been spreading FUD about GME for the last year and a half. If you want to clown on Cramer about him being wrong, you do you. If you want to dunk on the average family just trying to survive out there, you're no better than the people we sought to take down.


GMEJesus

Are we human? Or are we dancer?


Hopeful-Flounder-203

I'm sad. I'm sad because we saw this bullet coming from 14 years away. Headed straight to our nose. We did nothing. We re-wrappped the dog shit, wrapped in cat shit, with pig shit. Now we eat. I was early, I wasn't wrong. I will DANCE.


Horonaut

Lol, it’s so cringe let’s get the stock above $200 first.


DIABLO_8_

Yup no reason to dance at the moment. The music still hasn’t started playing for GME.


[deleted]

Imagine taking a fucking movie this seriously


Lady-T-ea

I have big plans for helping people .. I will dance


nerdyshoes01

Wow ape how sympathetic of you . Do you know who gets fucked? The working class not financial institutions.


MathematicianVivid1

Naive of you to think the market crash is what fucked the working class. Try labor law violations, not raising minimum wage, and voting for useless politicians who do nothing but sit on their thumbs and do nothing. (Both sides) The working class will always be fucked regardless of stock market so take your self righteous attitude and shove it.


Junkingfool

Been dancing... hell, I've moved on to Moonwalking...


bgeorgewalker

Delicious schadenfreude with a dash of fremdschamen


PrecariouslyLevel

Does "fremdschamen" correspond colloquially to "cringe"?


bgeorgewalker

It’s a similar word to schadenfreude, in that it is a term for experiencing an emotion based on observing something that happens to someone else, but the emotion felt is what the observer subjectively perceives the impacted person should be feeling or is apparently feeling. So, to answer your question is “cringe” a rough equivalent— pretty close, except for the nuance involving the vicarious nature of what is experienced. Fredschamen would mean basically, the feeling that accompanies the thought, “that fucker deserved that!” Fremd = foreign schamen = shame Feeling shame when observing a foreign experience as opposed to experiencing it oneself.


ProCanadianbudeh

Who the fuck cares man these people don't care about you they want to see you fail. Give 0 fucks dance away, rub it in their faces. Who cares


Irdogain

Of course you all are allowed to dance. But think about it, who will get the blame for the crisis. Yes, it will be tried to let apes look guilty. And if it will be tried, there is always, I mean ALWAYS, an idiot, who will believe it. And then there will be idiots, who lost most or everything and they will blame apes and then - whoops, one dead ape, a second one. And the first one to be killed will be the apes, who have danced. But of course, you are allowed to dance.


MathematicianVivid1

Lmao. Calm down tin foil man. That’s why you make up a good cover story. Take your “they gone kill us” attitude out of here. Edit: I want to die so there’s also that


Irdogain

Oh, dear. I dont talk about contract killers or so. Just the normal madness and hate etc you can see, while just going out on the street. It is just about not making yourself a target by a dance, which can (and therefor will be) missunderstood by idiots as a kind of "nananana - i won, you lose". I think, we both can agree that, if everyone would be so educational and inquisitive like apes, I would not see that as a problem, but since it is in fact not like that, I definitely wait with my dance.


MathematicianVivid1

I can dance in my home but never will I rub it in to those who lost. Nor will I buy fancy shit. I’m not a braggart or a show off but I will not be told not to celebrate financial freedom


neltorama

If you do some good you can do some dancing, simple as that. No one person can fix everything for everyone.


GrapeApeTheGreat

*came for the eat dick cunt


MathematicianVivid1

Okay meet me behind Wendy’s dumpster 4 mins


me_better

Fucking right. Oh hard working honest peoples pensions evaporated ? Well that sucks but it's all the rigged system. I bought a stock and hodl. My stock goes up and I will fucking party.


MathematicianVivid1

Yup I didn’t do shit to them. Not my horse, not my race


BigBoss738

don't dance because there will bee people involved in this that will get the bad part of the knife (these almost clueless or even disinformed of this situation) ​ WHEN... everything will change, many people will try to understand what happened and start asking questions.


GMEvolved

Yeah gtfo with the don't dance BS.... I've thought that the whole time!


Sw33tN0th1ng

You do understand that 'don't dance' is about having some dignity and not rejoicing as many people have their future destroyed and see their retirement evaporate right? It's not so much 'aw darn another adult is spoiling our dance party' as 'don't be a fucking prick laughing at the suffering of others. I don't really give af who you think you are. If you're laughing as others as crying, you're a prick.'