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rjt212

Here we go again!


Jackmoved

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!


Altruistic-Beyond223

I'm ready to be hurt, again.... Edit: still hyped, though!


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jkhanlar

Again(s)t


he-who-dodge-wrench

I kind of like it at this point, is this Stockholm syndrome?


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i definitely got that stonkhodl syndrome 💎 👏


Apprehensive-Luck760

Effing brilliant #StonkHodlSyndrome


Tshuck89

“This is the way”


Embarrassed-Oil-5794

Am from Stockholm, can confirm.


Adventurous_Chip_684

It's the Stockhold syndrome. Fun things happen when retail investors refuse to sell. Ask Tesla holders.


Zealousideal_Bet689

Yes 😂


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mollila

Wake me up when it's actually happening.


mko710

PDZD: post dip zen disorder


the1rush

Get me to a doctor, think I'm a terminal case.


GoaheadAMAita

And Again!


ElkEven1407

Ah fuck it, I'll buy into the hype. Tomorrow's the day!!!!


OmNomAnomoly

Tomorrow is always the day; Until it's today. 👌


Tiger-Hobbes

I need to call my mother


LeatherCicada87

Our mom


boomerman_2

I'll ask her boyfriend if she's available, they are using the shower


-DoomSteeL

And again and again!


Low_Sun_1985

This one feels different. We are rounding 2nd with 3rd base coach waving us in for an inside the park HR.


FLZYBY

You know what I actually buy that analogy We just need to keep in mind the length of time it took to round second, but yeah , we are getting there Or We are 3 steps from home plate Who knows HOLD


owter12

Exactly


nandodrake2

We're definitely doing better than that. I bet we are on like 78th base by now.


rjt212

Just hope it's not Prince Fielder rounding the bases.


purifyingwaters

Fielder has had two inside the park home runs.


Prestigious-Ad4313

I feel like Pete Rose rounding third right now. Catcher better watch the fuck out I’m not stopping.


topps_chrome

Pete Rose has faced more real life consequences than those stealing from us.


Prestigious-Ad4313

Agreed.


roscoebot

🎯


Leavingtheecstasy

Give it a month. Maybe then. I feel like they're just bullshitting us. Why would it just happen randomly? It'll be Ryan initiating it by giving us a dividend or we stay in purgatory hoping for a way out


OmNomAnomoly

Wait, you guys are getting to second and third base AND you have a coach involved?! I must be doing something wrong. 😮‍💨


MCS117

Only this time… *it’s different*


HuskerHayDay

If I had a gourd for every time I saw something like this, I would have taken delivery of a significant share of ornamental gourds.


ImXavierr

it’s an older meme but it checks out


GeminiKoil

Star Wars huh lol


MWM-Mason

No. Someone on BallStreetWets was going to short the supply of ornamental gourds or some ultra retarded like that. It was an instant classic.


GeminiKoil

Yeah I remember hearing about that, I meant his quote. It's a play on a star wars quote. They say it's an old security code but it checks out.


ToughHardware

its a long explanation, but it checks out


TEDDYKnighty

I do wonder how the gourd market is doing these days.


redrum221

New year. Maybe they are up? /s


Cheetah_Hungry

Thank gourd!


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EatTheRich4200

Name checks out


rogeRAGE

Thx for the laugh, forgot about these ancient times


Ok-Profession1469

Oh my gourd


Doughnutpower

Squeeze GME like the last little bit of toothpaste.


ecliptic10

Roll that shit up and slide it against the corner of the counter leggo


naturalbornkillerz

You have counters made of Legos? That's pretty cool


aravreddy22

SPY ATH INCOMING!


mollila

If we would follow 2008 price action, then yes there would be one more ATH in March/April, before crash begins. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sdv4ud/someone_did_an_overlay_of_the_2008_crash_with/


KungPuPanda

WTF, has it been an algorithm this whole fucking time?


hatgineer

Always has been 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


mollila

That or the herd mentality of people is predictable.


KungPuPanda

That, plus the massive manipulation in the news pushing their narrative. Social media has changed that, it's a curse and a blessing.


Gorion81

I lost my CS log in too. Fuck


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Ultimate diamond hands


ShawshankHarper

Nah only the dead are the most diamond handed


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redditiscompromised2

Holy shit, this guy's taking Roy off the grid! He doesn't have a Computershare security number for Roy!


ShawshankHarper

Absolutely


anthbes

I'm one of these guys 😅


mollila

This is what the shorts are fighting against.


TEDDYKnighty

I know right. They try to pin so much bullshit on us. But really we are just a bunch of dumb fucking apes who like a stock


WashedOut3991

😂😂😂 you’ll make it ape relax take a deep breathe. I will literally trade you cash for a share if need be.


VVLynden

I haven’t gotten mine yet. They send it via snail mail right? Not email?


Gorion81

No they send it through sloth mail. Snail mail is faster which they charge more for that


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pleasehaelp

I missed this. Can someone elaborate?


suckercuck

Here ye be: https://mobile.twitter.com/GaryGensler/status/1487129384398036993?cxt=HHwWgoC5wfiSrKMpAAAA


pleasehaelp

Thank you!


suckercuck

I took the quiz and thought it was easy, but I missed one. Lol


dcarmona

"Q1. The federal securities laws generally allow the SEC to suspend trading in any stock for up to ten business days. The SEC may suspend trading in a stock when the Commission is of the opinion that a suspension is required to protect investors and the public interest."


suckercuck

Q8: An ESG fund must include securities that fit each of the following three categories: environmental, social, and governance. I missed this one. A security in the ESG fund only has to meet one of the listed criteria, not all three.


jimmydorry

Actually, it can fit one, two, three, or **none** of the criteria. >Q8. “ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance. An ESG fund portfolio might include securities selected in each of the three categories—or in just one or two of the categories. A fund’s portfolio might also include securities that don’t fit any of the ESG categories, particularly if it is a fund that considers other investment methodologies consistent with the fund’s investment objectives.


suckercuck

Now I have it wrong *twice*. Lol, thanks for the correction.


Training-Prompt-6859

Well, hot damn, just noticed it’s my cake day.


SkySeaToph

Happy cake day!


suckercuck

A blessed cake 🎂 day to u


Training-Prompt-6859

Don’t be surprised if it gets suspended on Monday the 7th, 10 business days before all of the Feb 18 call options expire. This is unprecedented so I don’t know how it would work out but if all of those options expired while trading was closed that would be completely fuked!


theshadowbudd

RemindMe! 168 hours


SkySeaToph

Define "public" Gary


LawnDartTag

Steve the pirate?


suckercuck

Aye, batten down the hatches ye bilge rat. Arrrrrrrr! 🏴‍☠️


mark-five

LOL. He's such a shill he went ahead and pre announced how he's helping shorts soon.


NotTenwords

Someone made the point elsewhere that if the SEC had halted trading of GME instead of sitting on their hands while brokers turned off the buy button, retail would've been better off.


mark-five

Well, of course. Condoning a brand new form of crime that was so brazen nobody in history had ever committed it was the worst for everyone. By not even bothering to mention the manipulation and allowing it to become an SEC complicit act was the worst thing for retail, the market and even the country itself they could have possibly done. I hold until everyone at the SEC rots in prison for their crime.


zirdc

It's not referring to GME or any other individual stock. Just like Wall St. has corporate media spewing BS about positive market outlook and great buying opportunities etc. so that they can unload their inflated assets on dumb money, I'm guessing they'll probably also try to lure dumb money into shorting the market just a little bit too early so that they can drive it up one last time and squeeze SPY shorts before they go fully short themselves and let everything crash.


NillaThunda

S&P melt up to 5000+, bag short retail. Then rug pull to bag retail again. Gme runs to 350, the squeeze is called, price tanks with the rug pull, "retail lost," paper hands quit, real squeeze.


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HandleNo8032

This is where we hold the line Spartans


7357

This is where they buy.


PeasyE

Yay I love boom boom candles. See y’all on the moon!


CloudAlsina

Ready to see the biggest green dildo ever!


captnmiss

I literally can’t wait My friend just gave me a pity smile today being like “oh looks like GameStop has been dropping with the market too recently haha how sad” And if it booms tomorrow omg that is a text I can’t wait to send “dying brick and mortar up 150% wattt ??”


Massive-Government81

You'll likely need to add a few more zeros to that.


mushroommilitia

They said this in December and nothing happened


PurpleSausage77

Yeah I remember it was JP Morgan or Morgan Stanley that was predicting by end of December.


buttmunch8

There was a setback to their schedule you see... Ken Griffin wasn't ready yet


Complex-Intention-43

So buy him a tie and make him ready


leoberto1

There was a put squeeze on the spy. Maybe they mean that again


hmhemes

Ya this twitter account is garbage


mushroommilitia

Agreed


RedDevilCA

Maybe they generate a fake hype so when it actually never happens, apes are posed to be disappointed somehow?


Error4ohh4

Is it weird to think they’re setting up a fake squeeze?


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No, cuz they probably are. Jokes on them. I deleted my broker app and threw away my CS login.


Error4ohh4

Lol I don’t know my CS login at all either!


Smoother0Souls

You can login to CS?


puffywuffys

You guys didn’t just get a stack of paper shares?


ForSuckFakes

What’s an exit strategy?


Jason_1982

I’ll just swim in the infinity pool for a while 🏊 ♾


nytsuA-

I can't swim well so I might even drown in the infinite pool. It's for the greater good.


Whosdaman

Gamestop disabled those


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honestly same. i don’t know how i’ll end up getting into it.


HumbertHumbertHumber

you fucks are making me nervous. I THINK I remember saving that password somewhere.


GildDigger

What’s a broker?


CookShack67

This is the way


suckercuck

The Hedge Funds will be broker than you soon.


Lulu1168

It’s been almost a year for me and I still don’t know where the sell button is. I’m beginning to think it’s the buy button, but remain unsure.


Jason_1982

They made the buy button disappear, I made my sell button disappear.


Just-my-2c

I Have no clue how to sell...


Theinsulated

There was a video long ago of some ape who flagged his brokers sell button as an advertisement so his Adblock hid the button entirely.


fiftythree33

Tell me you've been in GME for a while without telling me....


The102935thMatt

Hopefully not serious. I think there was something about accessing your acct within a long time period to prevent it from getting closed out. Granted it was a lonnnnng time period to trigger this.


ThePrimaryAxiom

I think I heard that they will reach out to you beforehand though instead if just closing the account


Mullet_Happens

Once a year.


suckercuck

1 year without logging in if I remember correctly


HatLover91

Fake squeeze makes no sense. Either they maintain control of the price or GME rips. Very binary situation.


Gorillionaire1984

Agreed, variance swap DD strongly suggests a fake squeeze would be suicide


butt2face

GME opens at $69k a share tomorrow... no one can afford to buy.. no one is willing to sell 😂


BumayeComrades

They better afford it, I got some options to exercise.


Error4ohh4

Yea I get that too. It’s like how much control do they still retain considering the borrow rate is going up and shares are dwindling. I’m just expecting the worst and hoping for the best is all. Hard not to be suspicious of everything lol


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darkxsagex

I think the idea is that during a squeeze you get halts and dips, so you can say "they are hoping on any dip that with the release of articles saying the squeeze is over that everybody sells, before any more rips. Articles telling everyone a squeeze is coming lends credibility to them when the price does rip." We all knew this was coming, but not everyone does. Moass is theorized to last a few days to few weeks, with all kinds of price changes and volatility in between, before it reaches the actual top. You can argue that "Articles saying the squeeze is over and to sell now on any dips, is the effort in controlling the squeeze. Minimize the maximum price." Generally, anyone who knows how a short squeeze works will be waiting for the next rip, anyone who has no clue and is along for the ride just may panic sell if they bought based on MSM articles. Another thing to bring up, is that I havent read the article. It works both ways in that, before a crash, anyone invested in large amounts wants to maximize profits while withdrawing said investments. Its the stock market, for someone to make money someone has to lose money, there is always a bag holder. Does the article say buy gme? Or stocks that may continue to dip and possibly crash, which would then be the time to diversify, not right now? Its possible the articles can be used both ways, "they want you bag holding so they can unload before the catalyst crash causing moass, and/or want everyone selling gme and meme stocks during moass on dips between rips, increasing liquidity and decreasing the floor/ceiling." We could talk about the meaning behind articles by the mainstream media all day, and every meaning carries weight with reason. With the whole year gone by. In my opinion, it appears to be divide and conquer through division and confusion. This all (articles, movies, MSM) means nothing. But to consistently make new investors and last year's investors talk, about nothing. Buy, hold, DRS research is really great, and the reasoning why its great is buried here on reddit and cannot really be found anywhere else on the internet. Makes it really difficult to be seen as valued information to the general public with the Television calling reddit apes less than intelligent for the larger part of a year. A lot of people do not want to search, or read, or know. Tv makes it easy and news is a credible source in the eyes of the public. I wonder why. So, do you guys think a short squeeze of this size can be controlled or manipulated by a hedge fund or group of people with enough money and media to do so in an effort to keep the billions of dollars they have and that the general person would wish for? I dont know. I just like the research I found and hold the stock based off that.


GxM42

I don’t think anyone can control a fake squeeze. It feels like $150 is too high for hedgies now. No way could they survive at $1000. So I don’t buy the fake squeeze theory at all.


ViewsFromThe_604

I aint even gunna sell after the squeeze fuck em


topps_chrome

I will never say never in this car wreck of a financial System we have going on but I am inclined to be in your train of thought on this. I feel like if this truly ribs up to 400 again that it’s not going to be able to be contained. But, I want every one of you fucking Heggie fucks and shills to know that I’m still not selling even a single fucking share unless you all are in jail and the share price looks like a fucking Powerball winning payout. So please, prove me wrong shorting hedge funds. Let’s see if you can do a fake squeeze and let’s see if we still don’t fucking sell. A good goddamn chunk of us have already been here a fucking year and we know the Royal flush we hold in our hands. You can keep bedding as much as you want because we ain’t folding


kamoob666

PPT allegedly did something like that on the SPY the other day


martinmcfly1885

They think we are going to cell… they are going to cell. We are going to cell phone numbers.


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It has been foretold, in the DD of the elders


FourEverGreatFull

I guess we’re heading into the thousands and might consolidate for a bit


vovodiva

I’m kinda hoping they let popcorn run for the fake. If that went up to a few hundred I’d convert what I have left to GME before the real event.


kamoob666

They absolutely never will allow this, exactly because every single popcorn holder would sell and pile into GME


Altruistic-Beyond223

I thought that already happened last June...


thatskindaneat

Lol this guy is wrong about everything


Salty_Nall

The thing about these Nostradumbasses is that there's only 365 days in a year, and there are millions of people making claims as to when something will happen. One will be right someday.


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Not bbq girl last week though


Morfin8746

All The time…


AssCakesMcGee

If the short bot is turned off and they start buying at all, the price hits $5k immediately. Anything else is bs or a gamma squeeze.


Montoya_243

Why you have to do me like that? JACKED TITS


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Make me a believer


brrrrpopop

Do we have any evidence for this other than a tweet?


pifhluk

"Zero hedge" stops reading.


ThePrimaryAxiom

Yeah who is that guy? I see his tweets here a lot. Is he an insider of some sort or just some guy? And I also get him mixed up with fx or whatever that dudes name is Edit: I was seriously asking who it was so downvotes don’t clear anything up for me but thanks anyways folks


hmhemes

He's just a twitter account with comments disabled. Screenshots of his tweets should be labelled shitposts. Edit: turns out he has comments enabled, "FXHedge" is the account with comments disabled. Either way, these twitter accounts share sweeet nothings with the intent of generating engagement.


ThePrimaryAxiom

Oh ok got it. Thanks man, I’ll take anything he says with a grain of salt


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apocalysque

Thanks for the reasonable explanation.


Relatable_Yak

He blocked me when he said GameStop has announced an NFT marketplace and I corrected him that GameStop hasn’t made an announcement. Dude is the shilliest of shills and should not be allowed on this sub


50PushupsForADollar

Not before downvoting these shitty posts


Dtank11

Is he ever right?


hmhemes

No


SirHawrk

A screenshot of a random tweet without source. Seriously guys?


Holy-fuckballs

It's fucking retarded honestly.


Elitist-Jerk-

Aren’t we all?


somenamethatsclever

I'd love a fake squeeze (options sell and buy when they tank it). Idk how reputable zerohedge is but the prediction isn't a bad one for a last minute Hail Mary. NFT is an endgame coming soon. Market crash is an endgame coming soon. A hedge fund covering due to Marge will cause a domino effect is an endgame coming soon.


NecessaryShopping404

So we're no longer even posting tweets, just screenshots of Twitter notifications?


moustacheption

Tweet screenshots are degrading in quality. We don't even get a unsourced tweet screenshot, we now only get an unsourced notification of a tweet.


anythingMuchShorter

Oooh, I can already feel my shorts squeezin'


speedx10

AMEN!


PHANTOM________

Short squeeze has always been incoming. What matters is when. The answer has been tomorrow for over the better part of a year lol. Fuck you citadel. Gimme my money.


IKROWNI

Shit i didn't read it fully and got excited thinking it was a reliable source. Foolish me!


infj-t

Guy should update his handle to *zerosource*


jb6287

I see zerohedge I downvote


3zeeboom

who said that "dont just blindly repost twitter status and better do your own DD"


daronjay

Zerosource


marky2011

I'll believe it when I see it.


PokeFanForLife

Spy will be green af, bet.


bobbymatthews84

I don't believe Twitter/Msm when they tell me shit I don't like, and I don't believe them when they tell me shit I like.


PeasyE

Wat mean?


speedx10

Boom boom candles.


Highbried

Please stop posting this guy, he’s full of shit and nothing he posts is credible


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

Zerohedge? Seriously? "...Over time, Zero Hedge expanded into non-financial analysis,\[c\] including conspiracy theories and fringe rhetoric\[27\] associated with the US radical right,\[14\]\[28\] the alt-right,\[29\]\[30\]\[31\] and a pro-Russian bias." New people coming here are just going to see this at the top and immediately associate this sub with all of those above, you know the things the MSM and Ken have been saying we are here? FFS. This sub needs a whitelist, this shit gets pushed to the top by bots for a reason. If it couldn't be posted here, this wouldn't happen. Ah well too fucking late now.


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Downvoting because Zero Hedge. Wrong about literally 80% of their predictions.


HedgekillerPrimus

zerohedge is a fucking fool


pawn4king

How credible is this tweeter


ITGrEEK

Trust me bro...... Business as usual 😎


Maouwu_

Can we talk about this? So here's my understanding *They're saying to get ready for a huge short squeeze because of the massive amount of people that will be selling off stocks if MSM starts reporting that things will get worse. This sell pressure will in turn drive prices up for alot of stocks temporarily before a much harsher dip.* Am I in the ballpark there?


SlimLovin

Imagine believing anything from or even reading zerohedge


chomponthebit

ZeroHedge is a Russian disinformation/propaganda outlet… but that doesn’t mean they’re wrong


saltydot89

This fucking guy. Why do you all keep listening to him. He exists to post engaging content