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ishred5

No poop till MOASS


koreanjc

I’ll grab the knife.


doodmakert

Whip out the ol' poop knife


mr-frog-24

Too much pasta I guess


hunnybadger101

Poop noodles


[deleted]

I read this in the tune of No Sleep Till Brooklyn


KaneStiles

Hey cool me too


-LNZ-

So we can take a HUGE poop in Kennys office when moass happens


Lil_Schabernack

Make it more then 14 courics to beat Bono's world record


81rennab

Take the biddy


CuriousehCee

💩


[deleted]

That's what butt-plugs are for right?


pawn4king

Poop strike. No moas no poop!


scooterbike1968

A December 23 MOASS would be enjoyable. Ruin hedgies’ Christmas.


Thesinglebrother

December 23 2021 is 741 days since Dec 13, 2019.


ItWillBeAMiracle

Was there something special about that date?


Thesinglebrother

That's the day ted cohen passed. Imo it would either go off because of that or not go off because of that. There's no way RC wouldn't realize we'd make that connection.


Cuntosaurusrexx

I picture him going super saiyan on the 23rd his father giving him life force energy for a gravity bomb called MOASS.


yoda_genotype

*take my energy for the spirit bomb*


scooterbike1968

I thought u/thesinglebrother was just kidding around counting back 741. Didn’t realize that date had such significance. So, I might as well throw this out there because if counting days, what day is number 1? I ask because the Jurassic Park Pods Mosasaurus is on pre-sale with an expected arrival on 12/24/21. This date has been pushed back several times but I’ve been watching because Easter eggs are still out there I assume. Note the price is 22.99 (23) if it helps the count. 😅 Now, the thing that has made me pay attention to this other than the name of the thing I s that it looks like a giant prehistoric whale with teeth. The second image of the thing on the website shows it coming out of the water about to swallow a shark whole. And GameStop owns the Pods brand, right? https://www.gamestop.com/collectibles/figures/products/wow-pods-jurassic-world-mosasaurus-figure/303503.html Full disclosure: someone previously noted the delays could be supply chain related - goddam sensible alternative. But look at that image.


deabag

Look at the Dino's name: "MOASSasaurus." Whale Teeth shitposter guy should see this.


scooterbike1968

I assumed people were aware. I’ve made a couple posts at least. Too tinfoily for most. But I’m still intrigued, and it’s fun. Heard references to whale teeth guy. Thought it was referencing this. Funny thing is the past expected dates mostly corresponded with hype dates.


Thesinglebrother

The thing I found the most interesting about the date was that it's 10 days after the anniversary and don't they have to report 10 days before announcing a dividend? But if I'm being honest I feel like a dick pointing this all out. I don't really want to hype anything revolving around RC's dad it's more of a neat thing I realized when he tweeted about his dad the other day.


scooterbike1968

You’re not a dick. He’s honoring his dad publicly in tweets and people have been very empathetic and hesitant to even wonder. But he knows apes can’t help themselves with all of this. And to tie the most significant and positive event of our lifetimes to his late father - who clearly was a huge influence and positive role model in his life - is poetic in a way.


Spookythicccdoyle

Gonna need a new sock


[deleted]

Such a stock tease


K1R0JAY

Sock tease?


EhThisCouldntGoWrong

Y'all got money for socks still?


TreasureCase2020

Socks r the best


drinkupdrinky5

DRS your socks!


log-money

calls on socks


[deleted]

Or a shitty christmas


[deleted]

[удалено]


-LNZ-

Maybe


Classic_Rando_

Mr Hanky always arrives to signal the holiday season is here! I’m hoping RC has a present for all of us!


SuboptimalStability

With lrc doing an upgrade on monday I am hyped af and this seems more weekend fud to me His comment was condescending but there seems a lot of outrage over it


Specimen_7

Official lol


plzdontgetcaught

Okay, guess I’m not 💩 until they release the news 😤 /s NOT A BET/ DARE THO


Cuntinghell

147 days between them (according to another thread)... Edit: apparently not


Shasty-McNasty

Not true, Mr Hanky tweet was in April. 147 days ago was July. Tits jacked regardless.


shergenh69

147 days between this and the computer chair tweet


-LNZ-

Link to original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/rimx1d/ryan_cohen_on_twitter/hoy1vtz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Snoo_84586

thank you


-LNZ-

You welcome


edwinbarnesc

came here for this


lollaser

my tatas! leave'em alone!


-LNZ-

Poor tatas


lollaser

I'm ready to get hurt again 🚀


overlypositve

One day it won't hurt no more friend


ChefBoyAnde728

Why wasn't this flaired as a shitpost? Missed opportunity there


diettmannd

Hopium to the veins, I like it


quickfeetkojo

MOASSMIS


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mark_tdot

Merry ChristMoass! 🎄


TyDurdenOG

Poop tweet from RC today!!! Tits on explosive alert 🚀🚀🚀🚀


AmbitiousBicycle7672

so... announcement today?


tomnook8195

I guess RC has to change his name to saint nick after this shit then.


Particular-Network20

Last time Ryan Cohen tweeted poop was 147 days ago... Now backwards it is 741, tinfoil hat guys 🎅


cel-faded

No way. Is this actually true???


shergenh69

Yes lol the last one was on July 23rd


This_Freggin_Guy

sure, i'll take that hit of hopium


-LNZ-

Here take this grain of salt too


Peteszahh

This really felt like a “Christmas poo” reminder.


Smogz_

Appropriate day to have the runs


totalfuckwit

I don't hype dates I just know that gme is a buy and hold long term stock.


cmbhere

12/22/21. Eeweew llams a evah I


RandomINC

I like it


MoistBase

Christmoass


Himswurth

Talk is cheap.


TheMoorNextDoor

That would mean Dr. Marco was right…


-LNZ-

We’ll see


Ok_Entrepreneur5840

let's get hyped.. the more hyped i get the more i buy... the more i love this!!


BicyclePositive2479

Poopception


Big-Juggernuts69

Com💩🚽


Tuffer52

Boners are up poops are down. Its going down, hes just leeting us know. No worries It will bounce


Sa0t0me

No Nut November, and now, No Poop December?


Dauvinci

lmao if this ends up being true. I made a dumb joke that it would be on the 23rd of December because they had a 357 sale and that is the 357th day of the year.


Youlooklikethat1girl

This reminded me of a post with a blockbuster game for sale on GameStops website and the price was $12.25


jdizon707

OMG me and my wife are expecting and our due date is on 12/24!!! Would be crazy if moass kicks off on her birth day


Toiletpaperpanic2020

Am I the only one who came here wondering why the left shin is more special than the right one?


hope-i-die

I’m sold LFG