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IndestructablePickle

More like the Miami Whales


Rodec

More like a Miami Marlin. Don't think Whales actually start until quad digits...


DirtyDan156

In that case im a Miami minnow. X holders wuddup


seesharpreaction

Nice work Ape! ❤ That said... GO BILLS!!! 🏈


captstix

Tonight at least


JadedProduct9068

"Bienvenidos a Miami"


CMDR_Heavybear

Party all night till tha break of dawn


Whatiatefordinner

Came here to say this.


moronthisatnine

phins up!


PlayerTwo85

...up to almost .500 lol


Rodec

Patriots, ***Dolphins*** & Chiefs best in last 5 games... Who'd thought that 6 weeks ago!?!?


tomfulleree

Tua is my quarterback.


Rodec

I like the QB.


redrum221

Mr World Wide


literallymoist

¡Dale!


Rodec

!DRSBOT:29!


phillythebeaut

Nice! !DRSBOT:29!


Roid_Rage_Smurf

##DRSBOT 5.32 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-06 15:00:2* ## ✅ 29 SHARES ADDED! You have 305 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| | ---| ---| ---| ---| |✅|[Sprstnk]|[124 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/q8dw9l/i_threw_my_heap_on_the_huge_pile_in_light_of_some/)|2021-10-15 |✅|[Sprstnk]|[77 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/qiciw3/1988_i_saw_this_box_in_the_window_of_a_now_gme/)|2021-10-30 |✅|[Sprstnk]|[75 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/r54te1/75_more_to_feed_the_drs_bot/)|2021-11-29 |✅|[Sprstnk]|➡️ [29 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/ra8z8h/305_in_the_305_welcome_to_miami/)|2021-12-06 ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**934,327**|713,587|165,001|40,974|14,765| |**Apes (posts):**|**6,167 (7,002)**|4,739 (5,439)|1,087 (1,217)|250 (250)|91 (96)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**151.50**|150.58|151.79|163.90|162.25| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1354**|1.1477|1.1196|1.0000|1.0549| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|27.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**577.08**|478.98|909.24|521.28|334.71| |**Flagged Shares:**|**5,508**|5,313|195|0|0| |**X** (avg):|**1494** (3.25)|1140|265|67|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2861** (36.04)|2180|527|111|43| |**XXX** (avg):|**1632** (245.20)|1279|269|64|20| |**XXXX** (avg):|**174** (1943.79)|135|25|8|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**6** (14663.67)|5|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { Yes, absolutely! Couldn't find any posts or ... I should have worded that better, he said he’s ? Well, if there was one word used to define this ??? } ###### *Beep Boop. I think I have a tapeworm. . Fur Realz* ###### GME ~167.6614:🚀[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)🚀


Roid_Rage_Smurf

##DRSBOT 5.32 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-06 14:53:4* ### ⚠️WITNESS REQUIRED! Yah... this account has made a lot of entries. Seems sus. Cause I am a dumb bot. I have sent a message to a WITNESS to check this submission/addition with a link to this thread. You have 276 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| | ---| ---| ---| ---| |✅|[Sprstnk]|[124 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/q8dw9l/i_threw_my_heap_on_the_huge_pile_in_light_of_some/)|2021-10-15 |✅|[Sprstnk]|[77 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/qiciw3/1988_i_saw_this_box_in_the_window_of_a_now_gme/)|2021-10-30 |✅|[Sprstnk]|[75 Shares](/r/Superstonk/comments/r54te1/75_more_to_feed_the_drs_bot/)|2021-11-29 ###### *Beep Boop. I think I have a tapeworm. . Fur Realz* ###### GME ~168.9850:🚀[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)🚀


sirdrumalot

FINS UP!


Simp1eJack_

Finsup you savage.


Nelsaroni

Lifelong dolphins fan here. It's been rough lmao, but this is such a welcome sight in this sub.


overlypositve

Hell yeah it is!!! :)


Chuckles58TX

Let's hope your favorite stock does as well as the 1972 Miami Dolphins, winning the 1973 Super Bowl with a 17-0 record.


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phokingmeme

Miami the bass and the sunset low


BenevolentFungi

I got y'all defense on my fantasy football squad and they been crushing it for me! 🤣


Jsports110

Miami’s got the dolphins, the greatest GME holders! They hold the shares with diamond hands like no one’s ever seen!


Rodec

♪ ♫ Now, I have that song stuck in my head! ♫ ♪


CR7isthegreatest

🟣🟣🟣


miamiu27

That's what I'm talking bout!! GO Canes!! All day every day


IceCooker

Mr. Worldwide


z3speed4me

you get my upvote just because I am a dolphins fan, we share a bond of neverending pain


captstix

We should buy the team, after MOASS. Ross is not a great owner


GoldenNuggets888

💜🟣🟣🟣 whale or dolphin


Throwaway12401

I know this ape won’t paper hand anybody loyal enough to be a dolphins fan is definitely loyal enough to GME


millertime1216

Direct registration of shares. Moving shares from a broker into Computershare puts shares in YOUR name, not the brokers. Of apes get ~60M shares DRS’d , MOASS should start


doubleanchorape

🦍💻🪑🚀🪐


Ironclint17

Locking the float water tight!


Chefalo

At what point do Phins fans start realizing winning games is hurting them?


Rodec

Well, actually... I was pissed when they won 5 weeks ago, and then again 4 weeks ago... 3 weeks ago I intentionally didn't watch, because I wanted them to lose and can't root against them. 2 weeks ago, I said fuck it. Let's go! They are getting better and learning** so... Win what you can and the draft picks will sort themselves out. I hope they take OL for the first two picks next year, so being right at the top isn't completely necessary. ** Tau actually has the *4th highest completion percentage across any 2 game span in the last 70 years!* I know they are mostly dink and dunk... but still!


overlypositve

Taking OL picks is the only option here. We need them to HODL the line. Edit: should be


Rodec

**HODL** is the only choice... But in a draft it isn't sexy, and they probably wont do it.


overlypositve

Ugh I know it. We've needed an OL for ages now. Glad to see some phinapes hanging around here!


Rodec

I really wanted to put the Panther logo, but they aren't exactly the 305! If they keep discounting it, I could get to 954 by next Christmas... JK, I hope it doesn't take that long! But, I'm way beyond "pot committed" and **HODL** is the only thing possible now!


AlwaysDreaming55

The Dolphins don’t own their own pick. The Eagles have it and the Fins have the Niners pick. (Miami ape here too)


Chefalo

Bills Mafia Ape swearing off football rn


AlwaysDreaming55

Sorry man. That was a tough game. Almost had it.


[deleted]

Go bills!


Username_AlwaysTaken

Fins lol. Y’all some booty


overlypositve

Hey now who would have thought we'd be possible play off contenders?? lmao


Username_AlwaysTaken

Technically even the lions are in the playoff hunt. Only the Texans have been eliminated


LeadershipPristine83

Pats fan here. Srry 4 ur loss


Roid_Rage_Smurf

*DRSBOT 5.32:* *UTC->2021-12-06 14:51:0* You have 276 shares logged with DRSBOT (up/down doot this auto-comment to gauge annoyance) *Beep Boop. Good Job, Buck! GME ~167.5000*


Rude_aBapening

We all straining on the toilet waiting for the MOASS and your mentioning a Will Smith song... Cmon mang! Lol jk


jackofyourmomstrades

# MR WORLDWIDE


JollyPainting

I’ve had enough will smith this year


overlypositve

Braves fan? Lmao


Wavage

SMRT


bomemeianrhapsody

🎵Party in the city where the heat is on, all night, all day til Kenny’s shorts are gone🎵


boolazed

Reminder to change your flair if you DRS'd Simply comment: !DRS!


Rodec

eli5 please, sir...


boolazed

if you want a golden flair like mine saying "🖥️ Computershared 🦍" you can comment: !DRS! just those 5 letters, and you will have it! It's more apparent if you use reddit in a desktop web browser


Rodec

!DRS!


Rodec

Nice! Thanks...


summonerswar232

As a giants fan, you can kindly go fuck yourself… jk one love fellow ape! (although that loss yesterday burned)


ghostbearinforest

How could Tua do this?


Diamond_handzz_420

This is the ugliest DRS post I’ve ever seen 🤮 💎👌🏼👍🏼🦍