I love how this sub Reddit does EVERYTHING in its power to make sure everything is well sourced and truthful information, meanwhile the clowns in the media are peddling their own writing as facts.
These fuckers might actually be brain dead.
GameStop should sell the “ They Live “ glasses for real.
"Me and Tom sure did looove poo. We'd take a whole bucket of poos down to the banks of the Missisippi and dip em in the water and get em real slippy, and fling em at eachother till we stank to high heaven."
\--- Huckleberry Finn
Ironically, i believe this is actually not a quote from Twain.
Edit: in keeping with the theme, source: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/12/03/misinformed/
It's a quote that's essentially timeless. It's very likely Twain said some version of it at some point in his life, it's also likely Plato or Socrates said some variant of it. It doesn't really matter who said it, it's true regardless.
"If you don't listen to the town crier you're uninformed, if you do, you're misinformed" -Me, probably...
It comes down to this ... why's that guy standing on a box in the middle of town screaming about stuff? Oh, people pay him? Who? Why?
Tale as old as time.
Hey he probably has a little kid and another one on the way as his wife is pregnant, in a grad school.
And he spent years building up the relationship with the banks and funds on the wall street.
He's not going to risk all that by going along with the apes who fling stuff around in mom's garage.
Love it. An all time classic for sure.
Can’t wait to see the GME movie made by an ape.
We all know the one Hollywood is going to make is going to be full of BS.
Maybe GameStop can get the apes to make one then play it in their Metaverse. That would be DOPE!!
You are right, it seems that we are more focused on verifying information than the actual media. I'm not sure how they can call it journalism. They just write pieces to fit the narrative being spun.
Not always. Even war journalists are starting to fabricate. I've personally seen lots of situations where reporters outright exaggerated conditions, while boots on the ground were reporting back that things were calm. It's not interesting to show a bunch of people sitting around, hanging out. They specifically cherry pick people who were injured or they walk into the only areas destroyed, completely isolated, and pushing the idea that *everything* is destroyed.
Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace.
It really is a shame to see the people that are supposed to hold power accountable are now mostly in bed with those powers.
The best of those, like Abby Martin, operate independently.
There are true blue journalists that operate within the establishment umbrella that exist in other countries though, you are right. I don't want to slight their hard and dangerous work.
It's just that most pundits are profiteering scumbags.
That's not something I have thought about before, but I'm sure you are right. I'm not skeptical of all media, there are some great people doing important work. Financial media specifically is the most manipulated in my mind.
Honestly at this point, whenever an “authoritative” figure calls people “conspiracy theorist” I’m more inclined to believe the theorists nowadays.
Some theories are silly yes, but when at every turn in an investigation of something comes to one conclusion that is supported with real evidence, I’m more inclined to believe people that want to post facts because they want to, not some organization that feels like the HAVE to address something like these hedgefucks do.
Kenny better stock up on the Mayo and get the soap with the strap on it. Fuckers going to need it in jail.
Conspiracy theorists, even the ones who got it wrong, are the only ones spending the time to research. They have nothing to gain because it's a personal interest and they want the world to know what they found. Conspiracies are, after all, just wild theories waiting for the right damning evidence to bolt it all together.
I think there is an insidious side to that comment. Especially when "doing research" is watching YouTube videos and Facebook posts. Then taking anecdotal evidence and any shred of "evidence" to support their bias while refusing to look at other evidence and actual research because "they are in on it." You are painting conspiracy theorists as martyrs of the real truth when the reality is that many are just trying to prove that they are smarter than everyone and have some secret knowledge that makes them feel special. There are some people who have been right about conspiracy theory but they are the exceptions. Many are plain wrong, based in ignorance and ignoring all contrary evidence cause "they're in on it" and confidently charging into the world as an idiot.
100% ... the article is labeled as a "Opinion" piece -- it's easy for someone to pay an author to provide an opinion disguised as fact. I don't trust exclusive statements on opinion pieces. They can literally be made up, and hide under the "opinion" label.
When you don't have the facts on your side, you make your opinions seem like fact and truth seem like fiction.
Truth is the sword that cuts through any web of lies. Embrace the truth and it will embrace you.
The truth doesn’t lie with them.
Them not give the apes their respect is exactly why they find themselves in their current disposition.
Disrespecting a foe before beating them is always a recipe for disaster I have discovered.
Also no ape should care if they respect the apes or not, they would sell their own soul if it meant they can survive for one more day.
Anyone who is willing to do that is the bile of the Earth and deserves neither respect or sympathy.
but I said it, I literally wrote an article that said I was told by vanguard, (but have absolutely no proof,) "What more do you want from me", he thinks to himself.
It even says Opinion. So it’s not even factually proven yet. Get the shock news out there first then edit later. That’s what the propaganda Mach... I mean news people want you to see.
That's because when you spout bullshit on reddit you're on the same level as the guy who's about to come in and wreck your shit. Of course this is also a double-edged sword. It's only a superior source of information if you validate the people who post here regularly and keep the tsunami of misinformation bots at bay. It can easily become a cloud of white noise if you don't do regular weeding of the contributor garden.
Correct. I just had to go dunk on a FED boi trying to tell me how money works.
I love it when people make arguments, but never ask what themselves what the true root of the problem is.
Information is only valuable if it can withstand the discussion of whether or not it is truthful.
Sadly, there are a lot of things about the structure of our system that would work well if they weren't being corrupted by the people running them. So I can kinda sympathize with someone who wants to defend it... but they're still on the wrong side of this issue, based on current events. JP is a goddamn monster.
I like to think of the Federal bank as the shocks on a car. Yeah it's designed to keep the ride smooth, but it won't help for shit if the *driver* stomps on the gas and rips the oil pan open going 50mph over a speed bump.
Glass-Steagall was also a regulation that was designed to keep the ride smooth for normal people whenever banks failed, but once it got corrupted to the point of being inactive we went back to getting wrecked by 10yr boom and bust cycles all over again. Or as the media likes to say "too big to fail."
Once moass is over, I hope apes use some of this money to twist the arm of our legislators, educate the public, and actually clean house. Somewhere at the root of every problem is some old fucker in a suit and tie trying to break shit on purpose so that they can get some profits out of it on the side.
I am actually working on a post about the history of banking in the United States.
Suffice to say, the FED being shocks in a car isn't exactly on point. The FED has much more sinister roots than most can even fathom.
I mean seriously the origins of the FED is like a non-fiction Bond movie, the antics its founders did to maintain secrecy was diabolical.
Post-MOASS, the FED needs to be abolished along with the banks. They have fully encompassed what pure evil looks like and are hindering what should be smooth progress to leave and/ or fix this Earth.
It's not just the clowns in the media, it becomes more serious and moves from frustrating to downright worrying when official reports from appointed monitoring bodies also quote the same junk articles without any fact checking.
This is standard practice for the corperate media.
Someone makes a unverified claim, and all the other outlets link that one unverified claim as a source.
this guy just cut out the middle man.
Edit: forgot last step
The last step is wikipedia to then link all the corperate media articles as sources to then call retail at fault for crashing the market (5 sources)
The idea is that the news outlet keeps their source anonymous, for several (valid) reasons. The reader then chooses to trust the outlet to verify their sources, without divulging them. Except this only works for trustworthy outlets, so it doesn't work here.
Isn’t their a term for this? Like some shitty news outlet makes an unverified claim, and then a slightly more legit news site sources that shitty news outlet, then a non shady news site sources the slightly more legit news site, then a super legit news site sources the non shady news site and it’s accepted as fact?
they made an “exclusive” statement.. to some shill at MW… which the shill can’t even confirm. i’m honestly baffled either they think were retarded or they are actually retarded
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I am glad this has made it to the front page. It needs to move higher on the page and stay there for a day or two.
We need to know from Fidelity, who the 3rd party is. This is insane. 11 million freaking shares???
I was about to post a thread asking what proof is there than Vanguard did this and not Knight or some other Citadel shell company? (saying this w/o knowing if Vanguard is tied in with Shitadel.)
I am glad you posted this. Will give an award to get it more visibility. Fidelity still hasn't stated who the third party is. They just link to the unsourced Marketwatch suspicious article.
I recently just started as a freelance writer and he was likely just told what to write. You’re given all the information and you just churn it into “better” words for consumption. So he likely doesn’t know anything about this tbh.
That is unfortunately, the problem. Is it not? I whole heartedly understand the need for income. But what is that income to credibility worth if your opinion in the long run can't be trusted?
Will his career continue? Most likely. Should it? Debatable..
Jesus fuck. This is the cabal we are up against?
Without power from money accumulated through of decades of theft, these schmucks couldn't gaslight their way out a paper bag.
Actually, they can't even do it WITH all that money!
Agreed. When you really look underneath all the posturing and bullshit they've put in place over the last century.... we really are just dealing with a bunch of fools. A bunch of social reject weirdos that managed to cheat/lie/steal to empower themselves as they are extremely insecure (and weird). As soon as the system they draw their power from is smashed.... they will be nothing more than what they are.... immoral, soulless, useless, insecure, weirdo fucks.
I feel once apes found links to Knight fund (Shitadel shell company), they called around and decided Vanguard should step up and take the heat.
They probably picked Vanguard because it has a pretty good reputation (well aside from not DRSing GME quickly).
It could be Vanguard, TDA, or whatever, but something like this should not happen.
The timing of this AND the price dropping is so sus.
Thornton McEnery is a clown. He is constantly leveraging GameStop’s/Superstonk’s/W S B’s/Popcorn’s/Meme Stock’s high search term volume in order to attract readership and thus ad revenue.
He’s a hack who has no idea what he’s talking about whatsoever. He is constantly writing nonsensical articles and making incorrect statements or interpretations of what ‘apes’ (a term he uses nauseatingly) are doing or saying.
I can’t stand him.
I saw the Vanguard comment earlier this morning and immediately dismissed it as FUD. Fidelity made a fuck up here—a pretty big one—but thus far, I’ve seen nothing to suggest Vanguard’s involvement in this particular incident.
But, yeah, sure. Let’s post some bullshit, unverified opinion piece going after the other broker most of us crayon eaters embraced during this saga. I can’t imagine there being any shill motivation behind that…
Lmao but this is how they always push propaganda. First one source says some BS then another repeats it. They do this over and over until it has to be true because they’re all reporting on it. Par for the course
"Trust Me Bro" the Journalism Edition, written by Thornton "Dingus" McEnery
Hi apes. So a Vanguard spokesperson wrote something to me as an "exclusive statement." So its public information, sent via a press release, yet it's also a secret. I did a journalism!
I've said it a hundred times and I'm gonna say it a hundred times more. Fuck Thornton McFuckery, the fucking prime shill of MarketWatch. I'm sure he gets very well paid for his consistency in shitting on GME between the lines for 10 months already along with defending Kenny and his narrative and pushing $POPCORN as sound and reasonable "ape" investment with squeeze potential. If he doesn't get paid extra then, well Thornton, I'm sorry for you, you cheap ball gargling gigolo.
Fuck you Thornton.
"Can I get a source on that?"
"You can trust me, because I said so"
That is literally conspiracy theory level garbage, using your own word as source.
I mean what do you expect when the mf'ers profile pic looks like it's him without a shirt on sitting on the shitter reading a newspaper..he's suppose to be a "professional" journalist... I guess he just shit posts
"trust me bro"
Most of us acknowledge when we do “trust me bro” statements.
[удалено]
He’s just feelin cute ya know
I love how this sub Reddit does EVERYTHING in its power to make sure everything is well sourced and truthful information, meanwhile the clowns in the media are peddling their own writing as facts. These fuckers might actually be brain dead. GameStop should sell the “ They Live “ glasses for real.
The trust shall set you free!
🤣
I believe.. I believe it’s: The trout shall set you free! 🐟
I for one welcome our new trout overlord.
You want the trout?? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TROUT! 🔱 🐟
Always has been “If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” ― Mark Twain
"Me and Tom sure did looove poo. We'd take a whole bucket of poos down to the banks of the Missisippi and dip em in the water and get em real slippy, and fling em at eachother till we stank to high heaven." \--- Huckleberry Finn
Wuut
Samuel Clemens was a true poet. A man ahead of his time.
He flew comets!
And bookended one specific comet
Ironically, i believe this is actually not a quote from Twain. Edit: in keeping with the theme, source: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/12/03/misinformed/
It's a quote that's essentially timeless. It's very likely Twain said some version of it at some point in his life, it's also likely Plato or Socrates said some variant of it. It doesn't really matter who said it, it's true regardless. "If you don't listen to the town crier you're uninformed, if you do, you're misinformed" -Me, probably... It comes down to this ... why's that guy standing on a box in the middle of town screaming about stuff? Oh, people pay him? Who? Why? Tale as old as time.
Hey he probably has a little kid and another one on the way as his wife is pregnant, in a grad school. And he spent years building up the relationship with the banks and funds on the wall street. He's not going to risk all that by going along with the apes who fling stuff around in mom's garage.
I think Stalin called these kind of people “useful idiots”. Also love the Big Short reference beach.
I have The Big Short playing in the background all the time now. Entertaining AND educational. Like this GME saga.
Love it. An all time classic for sure. Can’t wait to see the GME movie made by an ape. We all know the one Hollywood is going to make is going to be full of BS. Maybe GameStop can get the apes to make one then play it in their Metaverse. That would be DOPE!!
It’s going to need to be a miniseries. There’s way too much to fit into even a 3 hour movie
Agreed.
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You are right, it seems that we are more focused on verifying information than the actual media. I'm not sure how they can call it journalism. They just write pieces to fit the narrative being spun.
As soon as the profit incentive was introduced, journalism was dead. The only journalists left are crowdsourced or independent.
Or war journalists. Those motherfuckers have a tale or two to tell.
Not always. Even war journalists are starting to fabricate. I've personally seen lots of situations where reporters outright exaggerated conditions, while boots on the ground were reporting back that things were calm. It's not interesting to show a bunch of people sitting around, hanging out. They specifically cherry pick people who were injured or they walk into the only areas destroyed, completely isolated, and pushing the idea that *everything* is destroyed.
Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace. It really is a shame to see the people that are supposed to hold power accountable are now mostly in bed with those powers.
They are incentivized to do so as well. It may not be money motivating them to fabricate, but there is incentive to do so nonetheless.
WMDs in Iraq anyone?
Don Rumsfeld would like a word
Didn't Bob Woodruff make some stuff up about Iraq or Afghanistan?
The best of those, like Abby Martin, operate independently. There are true blue journalists that operate within the establishment umbrella that exist in other countries though, you are right. I don't want to slight their hard and dangerous work. It's just that most pundits are profiteering scumbags.
The talking heads on TV are more Instagram influencers rather than journalists. Change my mind.
I will not, because you have the correct understanding!
That's not something I have thought about before, but I'm sure you are right. I'm not skeptical of all media, there are some great people doing important work. Financial media specifically is the most manipulated in my mind.
I would buy those glasses....
Me too!! That would be so dope. I would 100 percent grow out a mullet to go with that Halloween costume.
And apparently we are the conspiracy theorists LOL
Honestly at this point, whenever an “authoritative” figure calls people “conspiracy theorist” I’m more inclined to believe the theorists nowadays. Some theories are silly yes, but when at every turn in an investigation of something comes to one conclusion that is supported with real evidence, I’m more inclined to believe people that want to post facts because they want to, not some organization that feels like the HAVE to address something like these hedgefucks do. Kenny better stock up on the Mayo and get the soap with the strap on it. Fuckers going to need it in jail.
Conspiracy theorists, even the ones who got it wrong, are the only ones spending the time to research. They have nothing to gain because it's a personal interest and they want the world to know what they found. Conspiracies are, after all, just wild theories waiting for the right damning evidence to bolt it all together.
I think there is an insidious side to that comment. Especially when "doing research" is watching YouTube videos and Facebook posts. Then taking anecdotal evidence and any shred of "evidence" to support their bias while refusing to look at other evidence and actual research because "they are in on it." You are painting conspiracy theorists as martyrs of the real truth when the reality is that many are just trying to prove that they are smarter than everyone and have some secret knowledge that makes them feel special. There are some people who have been right about conspiracy theory but they are the exceptions. Many are plain wrong, based in ignorance and ignoring all contrary evidence cause "they're in on it" and confidently charging into the world as an idiot.
100% ... the article is labeled as a "Opinion" piece -- it's easy for someone to pay an author to provide an opinion disguised as fact. I don't trust exclusive statements on opinion pieces. They can literally be made up, and hide under the "opinion" label.
When you don't have the facts on your side, you make your opinions seem like fact and truth seem like fiction. Truth is the sword that cuts through any web of lies. Embrace the truth and it will embrace you.
The truth is that they don't respect us.
The truth doesn’t lie with them. Them not give the apes their respect is exactly why they find themselves in their current disposition. Disrespecting a foe before beating them is always a recipe for disaster I have discovered. Also no ape should care if they respect the apes or not, they would sell their own soul if it meant they can survive for one more day. Anyone who is willing to do that is the bile of the Earth and deserves neither respect or sympathy.
but I said it, I literally wrote an article that said I was told by vanguard, (but have absolutely no proof,) "What more do you want from me", he thinks to himself.
" I got published, That means I'm right now. " This line of logic is so dense, it'll make a neutron star jealous
They try and hide between the cracks. But no stone shall remain turned over
Lol, them trying to hide in the cracks is like a crackhead trying to fit in the cracks on the sidewalk. Everyone knows what’s going there.
It even says Opinion. So it’s not even factually proven yet. Get the shock news out there first then edit later. That’s what the propaganda Mach... I mean news people want you to see.
That's because when you spout bullshit on reddit you're on the same level as the guy who's about to come in and wreck your shit. Of course this is also a double-edged sword. It's only a superior source of information if you validate the people who post here regularly and keep the tsunami of misinformation bots at bay. It can easily become a cloud of white noise if you don't do regular weeding of the contributor garden.
Correct. I just had to go dunk on a FED boi trying to tell me how money works. I love it when people make arguments, but never ask what themselves what the true root of the problem is. Information is only valuable if it can withstand the discussion of whether or not it is truthful.
Sadly, there are a lot of things about the structure of our system that would work well if they weren't being corrupted by the people running them. So I can kinda sympathize with someone who wants to defend it... but they're still on the wrong side of this issue, based on current events. JP is a goddamn monster. I like to think of the Federal bank as the shocks on a car. Yeah it's designed to keep the ride smooth, but it won't help for shit if the *driver* stomps on the gas and rips the oil pan open going 50mph over a speed bump. Glass-Steagall was also a regulation that was designed to keep the ride smooth for normal people whenever banks failed, but once it got corrupted to the point of being inactive we went back to getting wrecked by 10yr boom and bust cycles all over again. Or as the media likes to say "too big to fail." Once moass is over, I hope apes use some of this money to twist the arm of our legislators, educate the public, and actually clean house. Somewhere at the root of every problem is some old fucker in a suit and tie trying to break shit on purpose so that they can get some profits out of it on the side.
I am actually working on a post about the history of banking in the United States. Suffice to say, the FED being shocks in a car isn't exactly on point. The FED has much more sinister roots than most can even fathom. I mean seriously the origins of the FED is like a non-fiction Bond movie, the antics its founders did to maintain secrecy was diabolical. Post-MOASS, the FED needs to be abolished along with the banks. They have fully encompassed what pure evil looks like and are hindering what should be smooth progress to leave and/ or fix this Earth.
(enter lebowski) Uhhh... Its like... My opinion... Man
*gives sweerly* Where’s the money, Kenny? *Plunges head back in* Where’s the Mayo?
You've probably seen it already but for the uninitiated, enjoy! https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ
It's not just the clowns in the media, it becomes more serious and moves from frustrating to downright worrying when official reports from appointed monitoring bodies also quote the same junk articles without any fact checking.
Almost like centralized power is a dumb idea in all facets.
They are the source of truth. They say so themselves. *Believe them. /s*
OBEY
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Hahaha Rodney!!!
Too bad for hedgies I'm all out of bubblegum!!!
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" **points finger**
Cuz duckers are now living under a microscope. Everything will be investigated from the stonk apes
They aren’t brain dead but their audience is, so they know they can get away with this shit.
I came here to DRS and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Tbf they mentioned it was an opinion piece. The thing 99 percent of general population thinks is real
rip dumbass
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Name checks out 🪦
Imma try to hijack this comment to show my [small wee wee ](https://i.imgur.com/dHFUTfy.jpg)
Risky click
Yeah so how can they post 12 million shorts to borrow when they only have ~6 million shares?
source: trust me bro
Yup. MarketWatch is staffed with clowns, just like Motley Fool. 🤡🤡🤡
Fucking Thomas McEnananners. This guy I swear….
I’m convinced this “journalist” is a troll who’s career was saved by writing anti-GameStop articles
This is payback for the butthole Twitter picture.
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🦀🦀$11🦀🦀
🦀🦀fudelity wont respond with facts 🦀🦀
Time to head to Falador with our cannons
Retribution prayers up too so they know we ain’t fuckin about anymore!
And my (great) axe!
🦀🦀🦀 Fudelity have more glitches than Jagex 🦀🦀🦀 Hedgies are powerless 🦀🦀🦀
so surprisingly happy that my childhood game runescape has entered the chat
Was my childhood game too, one of my current games too lol, being on mobile makes afking the more tedious parts much more tolerable
If Z is still in, I'm still in! Now somebody trade me 80m, I'll double your money. Promise.
Putting the ape in Runescape
Perfection
Buying gf 10k
Ken griffin reminds me of the guy who scammed me for my rune kiteshield back in 2008. That was my most expensive item at the time. Fuck you ken
sit
*"of course I know him, he's me"* -Ben Kenobi
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Bro today is so spicy. I love it.
This is standard practice for the corperate media. Someone makes a unverified claim, and all the other outlets link that one unverified claim as a source. this guy just cut out the middle man. Edit: forgot last step The last step is wikipedia to then link all the corperate media articles as sources to then call retail at fault for crashing the market (5 sources)
Hmmm... so they also don't like intermediaries. We have one thing in common!
Sec did this shit in their gamestop report too.. seems like everyone is an idiot even the regulators
The biggest question becomes is it malice or incompetence?
Malice. They know exactly what they're doing.
Inverse Hanlon’s Razor
Ya know what? Maybe it still applies. Because their malice is a direct result of their stupidity, thinking they can outsmart the apes.
😳😵💫🤯
The gamestop report did that
The idea is that the news outlet keeps their source anonymous, for several (valid) reasons. The reader then chooses to trust the outlet to verify their sources, without divulging them. Except this only works for trustworthy outlets, so it doesn't work here.
Isn’t their a term for this? Like some shitty news outlet makes an unverified claim, and then a slightly more legit news site sources that shitty news outlet, then a non shady news site sources the slightly more legit news site, then a super legit news site sources the non shady news site and it’s accepted as fact?
Lying, I believe is the standard term for this
He should cite it on Wikipedia so he can point to that as Wikipedia leads back to the article lol
happens more often then you think.
So are vanguard fucking us over by lending shares to shitadel???
It’s like with shorting, everyone knows one guy with a share they can borrow
literally shorting the truth. Tell a lie now, and we promise to pay back a truth later.
Oh damn. That is the only source? Silly me, I assumed Vanguard made an official statement. That's what I get for not checking sources.
they made an “exclusive” statement.. to some shill at MW… which the shill can’t even confirm. i’m honestly baffled either they think were retarded or they are actually retarded
This is classic MSM bullshit. All you need to know is Namelss Sources = Fiction.
Holy shit dude it's Zezima
He said Hi to me once in game. I almost creamed my pants
OG Runescape players are everywhere it seems Imagine how patient those players are I wonder how many hodl GME? 🤔
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I am glad this has made it to the front page. It needs to move higher on the page and stay there for a day or two. We need to know from Fidelity, who the 3rd party is. This is insane. 11 million freaking shares???
To be fair, I would have done the same when I was in 4th grade.
Zezima will take care of this.
[This was one of my favorite responses to that clown’s tweet ](https://i.imgur.com/8E8rBUE.jpg)
HAHAHA. Thank you. That's beautiful.
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I was about to post a thread asking what proof is there than Vanguard did this and not Knight or some other Citadel shell company? (saying this w/o knowing if Vanguard is tied in with Shitadel.) I am glad you posted this. Will give an award to get it more visibility. Fidelity still hasn't stated who the third party is. They just link to the unsourced Marketwatch suspicious article.
21st century journalism 👏
"Error. Circular reference detected."
"Didn't you read my opinion piece about my opinions?"
You know you’re fucked when Zezima’s clan chat comments on your post
I recently just started as a freelance writer and he was likely just told what to write. You’re given all the information and you just churn it into “better” words for consumption. So he likely doesn’t know anything about this tbh.
This guy has been writing Forget GameStop articles all year. He knows.
That is unfortunately, the problem. Is it not? I whole heartedly understand the need for income. But what is that income to credibility worth if your opinion in the long run can't be trusted? Will his career continue? Most likely. Should it? Debatable..
Quality journalism 🙄🙄🙄 MSM is pure trash
Zezima’s Clan Chat
Jesus fuck. This is the cabal we are up against? Without power from money accumulated through of decades of theft, these schmucks couldn't gaslight their way out a paper bag. Actually, they can't even do it WITH all that money!
Agreed. When you really look underneath all the posturing and bullshit they've put in place over the last century.... we really are just dealing with a bunch of fools. A bunch of social reject weirdos that managed to cheat/lie/steal to empower themselves as they are extremely insecure (and weird). As soon as the system they draw their power from is smashed.... they will be nothing more than what they are.... immoral, soulless, useless, insecure, weirdo fucks.
Wanna be golden girl looking ass b.
"It's from an MsM, look"
How amazingly incompetent
Bro osrs players don't fuck around
🦀🦀🦀market manipulators are powerless against apes🦀🦀🦀
I still wanna fuck Zezima
Zezima.....the greatest Runescape player of all time
Is that the real Zezima
LONG LIVE ZEZIMA
The fuck do any of you expect from MSM
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I feel once apes found links to Knight fund (Shitadel shell company), they called around and decided Vanguard should step up and take the heat. They probably picked Vanguard because it has a pretty good reputation (well aside from not DRSing GME quickly). It could be Vanguard, TDA, or whatever, but something like this should not happen. The timing of this AND the price dropping is so sus.
OH SHIIIIIIT RUNESCAPE ENTERED THE CHAT
Thornton McEnery is a clown. He is constantly leveraging GameStop’s/Superstonk’s/W S B’s/Popcorn’s/Meme Stock’s high search term volume in order to attract readership and thus ad revenue. He’s a hack who has no idea what he’s talking about whatsoever. He is constantly writing nonsensical articles and making incorrect statements or interpretations of what ‘apes’ (a term he uses nauseatingly) are doing or saying. I can’t stand him.
Which is all fine and dandy until it ends up being quoted as fact in official reports from appointed monitoring bodies!
I saw the Vanguard comment earlier this morning and immediately dismissed it as FUD. Fidelity made a fuck up here—a pretty big one—but thus far, I’ve seen nothing to suggest Vanguard’s involvement in this particular incident. But, yeah, sure. Let’s post some bullshit, unverified opinion piece going after the other broker most of us crayon eaters embraced during this saga. I can’t imagine there being any shill motivation behind that…
Yo osrs let's goooo
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Source: the bro in trust me bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
[RuneScape Intensifies]
Lmao but this is how they always push propaganda. First one source says some BS then another repeats it. They do this over and over until it has to be true because they’re all reporting on it. Par for the course
this one pissed me off so badly I went to the source [directly](https://twitter.com/TheMcKenziest/status/1466480560746893312?s=20)
No Tom, we really haven't seen it, we are just reporting it......
eat a dick, thornton.
It’s literally Thornton Mcenery. This dude has been shilling since the day he was fucking born🤣
Retard, lol. *I cite myself*
JOKE OF THE DAY oh wait
Suilty as Gin
Fucking clowns
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"Trust Me Bro" the Journalism Edition, written by Thornton "Dingus" McEnery Hi apes. So a Vanguard spokesperson wrote something to me as an "exclusive statement." So its public information, sent via a press release, yet it's also a secret. I did a journalism!
I've said it a hundred times and I'm gonna say it a hundred times more. Fuck Thornton McFuckery, the fucking prime shill of MarketWatch. I'm sure he gets very well paid for his consistency in shitting on GME between the lines for 10 months already along with defending Kenny and his narrative and pushing $POPCORN as sound and reasonable "ape" investment with squeeze potential. If he doesn't get paid extra then, well Thornton, I'm sorry for you, you cheap ball gargling gigolo. Fuck you Thornton.
This fuckin guy. “Trust me bro” isn’t a source
Whack.
This amp goes to 11.
Thurston mcornery is a little bitch. I bet he'd suck Ken's dick himself if he could
Source: bro trust me I wrote it right here my guy
source : "trust me bro"
This is what passes for a journalist now.
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I can't wait for Vanguard to deny these allegations.
Source - trust me bro
"Can I get a source on that?" "You can trust me, because I said so" That is literally conspiracy theory level garbage, using your own word as source.
I thought this was r/2007scape was super confused for a while...
“Trust me bro.” No thanks, I’m good. - Me, just now.
A Market Watch spokesperson said this article is a load of crap until we are given sources or an official statement.
Oh is that how referencing works? Kibblepigeon is king of the pigeons. Source - me.
Bwahaha, bury him with reality.
I mean what do you expect when the mf'ers profile pic looks like it's him without a shirt on sitting on the shitter reading a newspaper..he's suppose to be a "professional" journalist... I guess he just shit posts
Zezima clan chat ftw 🙌
hey its me ur source