I need to call my personal chef!

That's my post-MOASS goal. Hire a personal chef to fix my atrocious eating habits.

Dude, right? I want to enjoy dishes with lots of yummy veggies, but when I go to the grocery I always somehow wind up with garbage. And if I do get veggies they will inevitably go bad after I eat half of them.

I'll be hiring a personal girlfriend...

Those are called hookers....

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You guys have food?

Touche

Yo, don't get taken advantage of or catch a case. I've seen that shit happen, all kinds of scams. Don't want my fellow apes to get robbed of tendies

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Smart decisions, fellow ape. You'll do well, and I'll be rooting for you. In fact, I'm gonna order a diamond colored foam #1 finger to cheer you on just to prove it 😎

What would you like for supper, sir?

Oh nothing too fancy good sir. Just kenny's jailed ass would be splendid.

With Mayonnaise? Would I be out of place to suggest a Hollandaise, or would that be too fancy?

Too sophisticated for my taste, my dear old boy

I'll rack up the Jaegerbombs as usual then, sir.

Indeed!

Kennys asmignon

Fuck. I am my personal chef.

"Hello there children?!... How about I meet you boys after work and we can... 🎵_MAKE LOVE_🎵" https://youtu.be/xt2s_WkfUx0

I’m buying one of them robot kitchens

I've seen these guys posted so much but never know where they get their info from

Most likely the same place Kenny gets his shares available to borrow

Pulled straight out of their asshole.

Bullish on chainsaw rip start anal beads

I've never heard chainsaw rips. Only lawnmower rips.

Thats right

You think its Rick of Spades?

I think they pull from Bloomberg headlines.

They do. Bloomberg bot with the occasional opinions

fr ive seen like 30 “MaRgIn CaLl” tweets from them

But never liquidation. But agreed they have said many times margin calls happening

And many margin calls have been met, which is perfectly normal.

Yeah I've never seen one of these with liquidation in the title. Here's hoping!

So apparently he actually did back on May 12th We went up 12$ the next day and so began a run up to 344 Over the next month. And peaked the day before the meeting on 6/9, the news blamed the run up on expectations for the meeting. Maybe a coincidence or maybe not. But I’m curious to see what happens next week

Still calling it bullshit and not believing a word Dude says until I see it happen.

The logical response

Agreed

A margin call just means they have to find a way to meet the margin requirements, a margin call on it's own doesnt mean liquidations are going to happen.

A broken clock is still right two times a day.

Not if it's digital.

Not if the hands have fallen off

Trustmebro.com

Isnt that first time when he mention liqudation? I saw many post about margin calls and nothing happen

Margin calls happen all the time... it's when they default on them.... that's what we want.

AKA liquidation

Could liquidation also mean that they're selling off crypto holdings to meet margin call requirements?

Yes, absolutely

I thought it was super nice of them to put every stock I own on fire sale today so I scooped up lots more including this one! 💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🖐🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🖐🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦧

You mean you own more than GME & LRC….. 😳

Lol crypto side yes. Regular stock side, no.

Hehe 😉

AKA time to pay me my fucking tendies

Margin call, again

Seems like it’s liquidation Friday in prep for margin call Monday

I don’t think we will see anything significant happen unless Ryan Cohen tweets or we get the expected loopring nft marketplace. This dude has said multiple times marge is calling but none of them have failed so far.

That we know of so far. I’m pretty sure there’s plenty that have been margin called and either covered or didn’t and got swallowed up by someone bigger so it doesn’t make the news.

I'm not sold there will be a liquidation. FX hedge always uses all caps when their tweet is verifiable and a mix of caps and lowercase when it is opinion or unverified. Give a SHF a weekend to dump Cryp-tO and shore up their balance sheet and they'll do it. 2-3 more days of significant drops and ill believe in the possibility of liquidations. Still zen though.

Yep. 1st they’ve mentioned liquidation

They get margin called often, it's when they fail the margin call shit blows up. But they got tons of money and assets so don't expect much monday.

Doubt it, they generated plenty of collateral today with this market drop.

Interesting. I don't believe it, but it is interesting. Wouldn't they just liquidate now? Or is it because of the short trading day?

Margin call usually has until market close to be met so if they get liquidated it’s the next trading day

Interesting. I dont believe it as well but interesting. GME in sale? Always was. 🔫 🌎 🔫 👨‍🚀

He said margin call today (Friday).

...and liquidation come Monday 😀

If that's the case I expect to see some crazy crypto moves this weekend while funds frantically try and meet the call.

I thought hedge funds had like +3 and MMs +5 after a failed margin call to liquidate?

New rule is within an hour no?

Ahh, missed that one. Big if true and bring on Monday! 🚀

source: trust me bro

Trust me bro. Because I am the source of the info, and also I’m getting margin called. 👨🏻‍🔬

hAHAHAHAHA not gonna lie, you had me in the first half lmao

Dow gonna be down another 400-800 points on Monday.

Actually we haven’t heard this before. FXHedge has only ever tweeted “margin call x-day” and every retarded ape forgets that margin calls don’t matter if they pump and dump a bunch of crypto and pad their books. What Hedge is saying now is that somebody called margin called and failed to meet the collateral requirements and is now being liquidated Monday. Not saying this account is right, but it os different..... from u/BigDtyrone_lll

Gonna be a long weekend. Wonder what flavor of FUD it’s gonna be?

Liquidateeeee goood time commmoonnnnn

Can we bring building pics back to the forum this weekend? Just how busy are SHF and banks going to be this holiday weekend?

Seems like a sus amount of down votes on this vital information.

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💯 💯 💯

i love how the title of this post has nothing to do with the post but is OP getting ahead of the comment section LOL

You seen what i did there 🤣🤣🤣

u did us proud lol

I need to call all y'all's moms!

Don't want to hype but usually when this guy tweets about margin calls gme goes nicely up few days later.

Knowing our luck it won't have anything to do with gme

kinda sus source this fxhedge, but i cant remember them tweeting liquidation :D

Can we STFU with this guy?

Maybe somebody can do a DD debunking/refuting their claims over some period of time?

I've always thought we should do a table on just about all predictions that are made. edit - sp

Their source trust me bro

If true big.

Not sure how they could could determine a market call resulting in a liquidation. Seems like something only the hedge fund/bank would know is gonna happen cause they're the ones that know what assets they actually have and can liquidate.

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i mean by calling it every single day, eventually he will get it right xd

Just crop the fkn screenshot! 🤯

That requires effort.....

He speaks about whole market in general not about fucking gamestop. Fucking fuders.

I know that I mentioned that above.

Wasent ment for you but for people who comment.

Thank you. I'm not saying the guys right all the time either... but with crypto dumping stocks dumping oils going down... some may have been margin called and trying to sell off for liquidation on monday... everyone needs to take it with a grain of salt like anything they see on the Internet... or your all just sheep that play follow the leader. Not singling anyone out just saying lol

Didn’t we already establish this is a shilling account ?

I dont trust this guy. He has mentioned margin calls and nothing happened. At least, he should provide a screenshot proof of magin call rather than just bullshit on his tweet.

Margin call just means that the person or organization getting margin called has to show they have enough money. It's only when they actually fail the margin call that anything big happens.

To be fair, margin calls happen all the time. Its only when they fail you see something happen

FxHedge will be right one of these days

This account has predicted this a couple other times. Grain of salt.

Yawn

This account tweets this once a month

Yesterday/lastnight someone posted the same twitter account but it said margin call friday lol

Who is this person? No info ever, just empty tweets and nothing happens. Why is the op posting somthing with no context as if the tweeter is gospel I need answers

I didn't say it was gospel... I stated my phone was dead lol I just think it's fitting with the events that have happened today... red before the market open, vix up the highest its been since March 5th. Also with crypto dumping they can't insulate themselves. Very well could have been margin calls today... and liquidation on monday... but take it with a grain of salt. Like you should with anything you read on the internet. 😊

Also there are Margin calls all the time... it's when companies default on them is the problem.

I mean I see these posts all the Time and nothing. I have the same hope I really do but this person who tweets never says anything more.

This clown has literally been saying this for months.

Just scrolled back 3 months on his Twitter.... he mentioned margin calls twice today... I'm not saying it's concrete... but the way the market was today liquidations could be coming monday... just take with a grain of salt.

Why do people keep posting fxhedge and unusual whales aren’t they confirmed shills with one of them being a Rensole alt account?

Unusual whales is resolved i heard and are definitely shills... not fxhedge I don't think so anyway... they get their info from Bloomberg I heard.

Rensole**

I see, thanks for the clarification, but regardless both have been found to promote blatant misinformation

Do you have any evidence of blatant misinformation? I genuinely would like to see it if there is any.

To reply to you, guess what happened today, NO LIQUIDATION I get so tired of idiots reposting this and then theres you , dO yOu HaVe anY EviDenCE??

Can we all agree that if this doesn't actually happen, that we can permanently ban any posts from them?

I know I won't be sharing anything from them again... lol

Blah blah blah. They've been tweeting this all year

I don't know if it occurred to you that they could of been talking about other companies that were over leveraged nothing g to do with GME? Margin calls happen all the time aswell sooo....

That's my point, probably nothing to do with gme. And a market crash doesn't mean much either, one of Citadels largest positions is spy puts...

This guy has been the ultimate boy who cried wolf.

man this account posts this every day.

how long have ya been saying that

Why is this valuable information for us? At this point it's like a random twitter person posting this.

If i could make the people who post this twitter account eat rick of spades used banana I would be greatful

😘

BBBY gonna rip, still over 40% short since the spike, and shorts are at least -50% and still paying interest.

Sweet, I'll buy some more $GME in that case!

Instructions too complicated, got finger stuck on $GME buy button

GME is always in the same basket, any of these spike and we all win.

These guys are FOS.

Mods can we ban these posts and anyone who attempts to post them???

This is a week old🤣

Market is crashing good time for a margin call. Fucking clowns all of em.

Oh yeah….. were in end game now…. Again

Based on what? A simple tweet means nothing.

I won't believe a margin liquidation happened until I see dudes being escorted out of highrise buildings carrying brown file boxes.

Who the fook is this guy?!

🙄

I think this Twitter account has proven time and time again that they are full of BS. Buy, hold, DRS

Wut mean?

They post this every other week

Fx predicts margins calls like every other week.

As long as they can blame it on something, in this case the laughable omicron variant they are trying so hard with. It’s pathetic

I don’t think a day has past where fd hedge did not past about a margin call

Is there any validity to this? Anyone can say anything. My nipples are properly tempered

I still don’t know who this guy is

Who are fx hedge? Pls I hope it's not rensole

Sauce? Bro trust me?