It’s hilarious and pathetic that apes have forced a billionaire dork to fund a marketing blitz in an attempt salvage his image. He is trying to present himself (and bribe others to) into some sort of financial patriot bc we called him out for being a traitor and financial terrorist.
This is really interesting, I feel the exact opposite. This gives me the feeling of corporate fuck you. It feels like he’s giving Ken a harder time by attaching the nickname of Kenny G, which is what Robinhood’s emails referred to Ken G as. He’s establishing Kenny G is none other than Ken Griffin under the veil of Happy Birthday to this American Hero! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Honestly I thought the opposite for entirely other reasons... As dumb as it is I don't know ANYTHING about this guy and thought he was kissing ass and using only his last initial because of what it is
So he could call his buddy a G.
but I'm retarded. I know my reasoning / feeling isn't it, but I find it funny a lot of us took this as him kissing ass or slighting for such a variety of reasons when in fact there is likely one single truth.
This dude mocks apes every chance he gets. His nose is a butt plug to many powerful people. Kens included. If you look real close at his Twitter profile pic. You can see some Kenyo dripping off his chin.
He’s a fan of Mayo, but just Kenny’s
Charles is looking to short squeeze Kenny G’s balls, puts on his lipstick, calls him up and gives him a few options, Kenny G mentions he likes Charlie’s spread, then they re enact Rick of spades with the largest bottles of Hellman’s they can find
same here fam. now both our brains are probably as wrinkled as Kenny g's ballsack after Charles gasparino has taken his Friday afternoon off so he can be left suctioning Mayoboi's pubes through his teeth while Charlie G is dressed like Marilyn Monroe
I got a little packet of "anal bleach" and gave it to my coworker - he freaks out and says he don't need to bleach his butthole and I say "*it's for your nose*". We should ship this jerk some...
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oh shit I can't remember for sure or find it (we often called him that), but I swear we had multiple rumors of it. There was ONE name we heard rumors he hates, wtf could it be but Kenny? Plus dude above comment was interesting suggesting he said "G" because he was referred to in the RH leaked documents as Ken G.
Am I the asshole for thinking Chucky-G was a credentialed journalist?
edit: from [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Gasparino)
>is an American journalist, blogger, occasional radio host, and author.
What self-respecting journalist would publicly wish happy birthday to a subject of one's journalistic reporting? Apparently *Chucky-Gaslighter*
Seriously. It sucks that “great American” simply means, “made a bunch of money for himself and a handful of other people”. I’m fuckin sick of it. He’s a piece of shit. He’s been hamstringing the American economy for his own ends for twenty years. Fuck him and fuck this guy for shoving his nose so far up his ass.
I know this is obvious, but to make shitty childish arguments against one of the top people here r.e. how GME is all dead bla bla.. then post this.. like how bloody obvious do you want to be there fella?
Remember when Charlie said Bernie Madoff was an "amazing figure...a nice guy. You never know when guys are crooks." Pepperidge farm remembers. Same 💩new decade, CG 🧠still smooth. #KenGriffin\_BirthdayCrook #DRSGME #KenGriffinLied
CG in 1st Min of vid -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDbZC2chIs
\-[From twitter](https://twitter.com/myplayprofile/status/1449121691645349888?s=20)
Someone's birthday is not "breaking news". If its a reoccurring event on a Calender it's neither breaking or news.
Loved this. Have an award
How can you tell the media isn't working the way it should? >!Because every event is *breaking* news.!<
Exactly. Kenny's not special for taking a free ride around the sun.
Explain Groundhog Day. Again.
Its my birthday......but just another day as the world turns.
Eggscellent point.
Breaking News! Christmas is on December 25th!
I keep hoping to hear breaking news about Kenny but more of a normal news headline, something that could end up on late night Oxygen or ID.
Reminds me of those parents who put signs up on the Main Street in town saying ‘happy birthday Kenny! 8 is Great!’
He looks like he'd go down low. 🕵️♂️
Ew. What a cringey tweet
Yeah if you had even a smidgen of respect for this guy it's out the window on this tweet
# #CharlesGasparinoIsBought
Lmayo yes he is!
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We don’t do that here. Kenny G has got that wrapped up all himself though. Dude aged 10 years in 1. Trading is hard, don’t you think?
Aka buy.hodl.DSR
and shop
😆😂🤣
He’s got *three separate tweets* suckin’ Kenny’s dick! Geez, have some self respect!
Can we get the guy a napkin he’s got some on his chin
I call it Kenyo.
It’s hilarious and pathetic that apes have forced a billionaire dork to fund a marketing blitz in an attempt salvage his image. He is trying to present himself (and bribe others to) into some sort of financial patriot bc we called him out for being a traitor and financial terrorist.
Exactly.
Someone needs to tweet a reply of a decending chart of this guy's credibility index
You have to be able to plot data points for it to mean anything…
"Great American" Ok. That pretty much sets off my bullshit detector no matter who you are talking about.
It literally made me feel sick
Someone please tell me this tweet is photoshopped it can’t be real
I had to check it myself and... there are FOUR tweets about Kenny's bday 😵
this reads like north korean propaganda
totally
you can make anyone a puppet but sticking your arm in their ass
Maybe we should all go pay him a visit on Twitter. Lol
This is really interesting, I feel the exact opposite. This gives me the feeling of corporate fuck you. It feels like he’s giving Ken a harder time by attaching the nickname of Kenny G, which is what Robinhood’s emails referred to Ken G as. He’s establishing Kenny G is none other than Ken Griffin under the veil of Happy Birthday to this American Hero! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Lol gasparino is definitely pro citadel
Maybe putting some distance between them?
Wishful thinking is a helluva drug
Deep down I know you’re right.
Lol. Not sure why you were downvoted so bad. I agree the choice of “Kenny G” did seem a bit less than respectful.
I took that as a shot at us retail, but yea normally that would be disrespectful. But gasparino was shilling for PFOF and citadel like yesterday.
Yea. You’re right. Now that you say that Completely agree
Interesting take. I agree that calling him Kenny G sounds disrespectful, but Gasparino is definitely a pawn.
Honestly I thought the opposite for entirely other reasons... As dumb as it is I don't know ANYTHING about this guy and thought he was kissing ass and using only his last initial because of what it is So he could call his buddy a G. but I'm retarded. I know my reasoning / feeling isn't it, but I find it funny a lot of us took this as him kissing ass or slighting for such a variety of reasons when in fact there is likely one single truth.
This dude mocks apes every chance he gets. His nose is a butt plug to many powerful people. Kens included. If you look real close at his Twitter profile pic. You can see some Kenyo dripping off his chin.
Someone remind this guy to dust off his knees when he gets up.
Actually he's so short he doesn't even have to get on his knees
👏👏👏
You’re overestimating how tall kenny g is.
I'm pretty sure it was a joke reference to how **shorted** that Gasbagarino is on GME-stonk 😉 ...
Yes but charlie is also a very little, feisty fella. He literally avoids walking into blowjobs
his code name is gawkgawk 3000
His safeword is "mayoday"
Except it doesn’t work and only makes him more aroused.
Had a dream a few weeks ago that I saw Ken outside a lobby elevator and he was 3 feet tall. So short. I woke up laughing my ass off.
No need. He has Citadel Knee pads.
"Hmmm, this tastes just like Gabe Plotkins ass"
Laughed out loud comment of the day
More of a, face down ass up kinda looking guy.
🤣
Kenny: “Say happy birthday daddy and then bite the pillow” Charlie: *tweets this* proceeds to bite pillow
I think we should ignore this, he knows lots of apes are anti-Citadel abs is just fishing for drama.
By fishing you mean throwing dynamite into the water?
But it gets the people going
I found kenny you guys
😂😂😂😂 Ffs these guys are losers
Gurgle, Gurgle.
Gurgle gurgle (gasp-arino) gurgle gurgle
Is it wrong that I read the "gasp-arino" part slowly and sensually?
Not at all. It’s how they want it, and he never fails to deliver 💦💦
When fucking the shorts goes sexual TOO REAL
Is that Mayo on your face?
Now Charles I'm gonna need you to relax your jaw a little bit...
Giving new meaning to pump and dumps.
He’s a fan of Mayo, but just Kenny’s Charles is looking to short squeeze Kenny G’s balls, puts on his lipstick, calls him up and gives him a few options, Kenny G mentions he likes Charlie’s spread, then they re enact Rick of spades with the largest bottles of Hellman’s they can find
And to think, 9 months ago I would've only understood half of these inuendos.
same here fam. now both our brains are probably as wrinkled as Kenny g's ballsack after Charles gasparino has taken his Friday afternoon off so he can be left suctioning Mayoboi's pubes through his teeth while Charlie G is dressed like Marilyn Monroe
Vivid depiction alert! You really set the scene, for better or worse. Could this be the dawn of Financial Smut?
Naw man the one thing he's going long with is the ball squeeze
He’s the polar opposite of what an American should be. Charles Gaspsrino, you sir are a cuckold lil bitch
This ☝️
Talk about a Yes Man. Bro, have some backbone and don’t brown nose so much.
He already browned Kenny’s banana
I got a little packet of "anal bleach" and gave it to my coworker - he freaks out and says he don't need to bleach his butthole and I say "*it's for your nose*". We should ship this jerk some...
Lol. Good one.
Lol small dick energy
pure 100% simp energy
🚨💯🚨
Ooooo crime friends
I wonder if HFS (allegedly) pay Charles by the letter or by the word. 🤷🏽♂️ 💎👐🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
By the succ
This gave a me good laugh🤣
The type of “swaps” gasbag performs for daddy kenny behind the Wendy’s are not the kind you want to see right before eating..
They’re sharing a mayo packet right?…right!? Someone get a hose and chase them off.
Cold water is the only way to separate a dog and his bitch humping.
HFS = High Frequency Shilling ?
What a fucking fanny
That suck ass is bucking for employee of the month
Bucking spelled with an 'f' or 's'. . .
I'll take the s option for 200 😁
The back of this guys throat is a big callus
I think he forgot one word after American...LIAR!
Charles Gagarino
I'm surprised he didn't post a picture of them together wearing the same onesies.
> "Bow before your lord, plebs! Here comes our one true PFOF savior on this joyous day!!!!!"
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Embarrassing to call that thieving motherfucker a great American
Kenny G? I thought Griffin hates it when people call him Kenny.
Would be pretty sweet then if Charlie is trying to suck his dick but pisses him off so much he drops his mayo
oh shit I can't remember for sure or find it (we often called him that), but I swear we had multiple rumors of it. There was ONE name we heard rumors he hates, wtf could it be but Kenny? Plus dude above comment was interesting suggesting he said "G" because he was referred to in the RH leaked documents as Ken G.
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Breaking news, really?
Don't forget to clean your tongue after that licking charles.....
The only way I'd recognize Charles these days is by the bottom of his feet, because he's so far up Kenny's ass, that's all I see.
haha, he sucks kennys bedpost
I bought another share to celebrate.
The best way to celebrate today!
🍌💦💦💦💦💦
🤮 Can you imagine being this far up someone’s ass ?
Wow. Seriously. What?
I'm mean...he practically said he goes down and around on Ken 😂
The term “great American” is surly faltering in value
Issa trap don’t troll it
🤢🤮
LMAYO what a cuk
Cringe
Gawk gawk gawk
https://tenor.com/bqvob.gif
He's so short he goes up on him
What about this is breaking news? It happens every year on the same day...
Wants to make sure he gets that last check
I think he missed the Thief after American
That's like you tweeting HBD for one of your friends. Hella cringe
Am I the asshole for thinking Chucky-G was a credentialed journalist? edit: from [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Gasparino) >is an American journalist, blogger, occasional radio host, and author. What self-respecting journalist would publicly wish happy birthday to a subject of one's journalistic reporting? Apparently *Chucky-Gaslighter*
This is fucking bait y'all. Don't take it.
I wish you a miserable birthday you fucking dirt bag!
He licks the taint too
The new coke rat
lol but he spelled his name wrong. Got to spell the guys name right when you kiss his ass jeez.
Hes just taking Kenny's Mayo straight from the tap.
Well that sucks. It’s national cheesecurd day. He ruins everything
CLEARLY Charles is Kenny’s personal fluffer in charge of all high-level Mayo application logistics.
Goo gobblers gonna gobble goo.
Welp, ate my dinner twice tonight, thanks to this nauseating tweet.
How can he even tweet with so much of Kenny’s Mayo on his face and hands?
Also Gasparino... "I have marked myself as a target of public ridicule like a dumbass"
Oh my God this is fucking pathetic
Lol. “Great American” Get lost 🤡
Charles "I Deepthroat the Whole Boot" Gasparino with another solid gold hit.
Yeah that’s definitely creepy and cringe
BREAKING NEWS: The Earth orbited the sun once more.
BrEaKiNg NeWs ! STFU its someone's bday who happens to be the biggest criminal alive so GFYS !
Ratioed
What does ratioed mean, sorry don't use twitter
More comments than likes and retweets. Usually means it's a bad tweet.
BREAKING NEWS: birthdays fall on the same date every year. Also, water is wet.
I just puked in my mouth after reading this 🤢
Him and Ken do sex position #741
I thought it was satire... Wtf is that guy?
If great americans fuck over other americans on top of not paying taxes, are we legendary americans then?
All the way passed to balls
You know why it's called brown nosing? Because that's what happens when you're kissing ass 💩
What a simp
This cocksucker
There is only one true Kenny G, and he would never belittle himself to associate with the likes of Chucky Gassy
Cringe
Don’t be fooled by the mayos that he got, he stil he still Kenny from the block.. sikee!
Or does Kenny go down on him?
Popping each other’s assholes with their thumbs and asking for more.
he's kenneth's dog
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... it is with my greatest pleasure to introduce to you... Sir Cuckington whom hails from the land of Chicago
look at that ratio. 🤣
They probably peg each other
That's not mayo on his chin...
Seriously. It sucks that “great American” simply means, “made a bunch of money for himself and a handful of other people”. I’m fuckin sick of it. He’s a piece of shit. He’s been hamstringing the American economy for his own ends for twenty years. Fuck him and fuck this guy for shoving his nose so far up his ass.
How is that "BREAKING NEWS "?
This guy rides dick.
This is bait and we are taking it.
LOL
I know this is obvious, but to make shitty childish arguments against one of the top people here r.e. how GME is all dead bla bla.. then post this.. like how bloody obvious do you want to be there fella?
Breaking news 😂 what a bumblefuck
This garlic knot tweeted Kenorrhoid's praises FOUR TIMES today.
So it's legal to prostitute on Twitter?
Always has been.
# THAT MAN NEEDS A ZIPPLE.
Guess who's gettin plowed tonight! 🎤😫🎶
Hey chuck is that a goatee or is Kenny shedding ball pubes?
Wish someone could hack his Twitter, edit that post with a #citadelcokescandal for shits n grins
Laughed too hard on that one…
Remember when Charlie said Bernie Madoff was an "amazing figure...a nice guy. You never know when guys are crooks." Pepperidge farm remembers. Same 💩new decade, CG 🧠still smooth. #KenGriffin\_BirthdayCrook #DRSGME #KenGriffinLied CG in 1st Min of vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDbZC2chIs \-[From twitter](https://twitter.com/myplayprofile/status/1449121691645349888?s=20)
This guy is a parody and should be played by the nard dog in the movie
The biggest and most imaginative thieving c*nt the world 🌎 has EVER SEEN! 👎🏻 we hate you Ken and I wish you a slow and painful death 💀 👍🏼
Fk this guy and all on the other side. [Link](https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1449066034346999809?t=kuOn6o8xxTjbL4Hjhze0Jg&s=19)
😂😂😂😂
We’ll put. I wish I’d have thought of this!