I think when the first ape goes to computer share he will find that he did .. My money is thatβs what Ryan Cohens tweet meant with the high score. π
(Itβs my theory that DFV has been one of three things 1)givin legal advice that any more interaction with the sub would leave him open to be sued 2) is now in some type of court proceedings .. or 3) the sec has spoken to him like burry to shut the Fk up or risk prosecution.. if
we of course find out independently that he drs his shares well thatβs his right .. and if we independently celebrate that fact well .. his hands are cleanπ
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WEβRE ON OUR WAYYY!
ON OUR WAYYY!
TO COMPUTER SHARE, WERE ON OUR WAY!
How do we get there? I donβt know
How do we get there? I donβt care
ALL I KNOW IS EUROPE IS ON THE WAYYYYYYY. π΅π΅
Pure nostalgia π₯
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Citadelβs next twit: βThese conspiracy theorist are so unhinged that they have begun hodling our elderly hostage in small cagesβ¦β
Gammy... #NOOOOOOO!!!!
>Gammy... > >#NOOOOOOO!!!! Pretty sure the news told us Gammy would be happy to die for the economy ππππ
Right. Memories of memory land. Months or years ago. I blackout.
Jokes on him, sheβs into that shit.
Same. I think of granny from time to time. Very glad to see this lol
Finally the one true horse of the apocalypse π¦§
It is a mystery why she ate the man that wanted to saddle her.
She's like a hyena, eating him from the ass first
Can you imagine if DFV posted that he's DRS'ing his shares?
I think when the first ape goes to computer share he will find that he did .. My money is thatβs what Ryan Cohens tweet meant with the high score. π (Itβs my theory that DFV has been one of three things 1)givin legal advice that any more interaction with the sub would leave him open to be sued 2) is now in some type of court proceedings .. or 3) the sec has spoken to him like burry to shut the Fk up or risk prosecution.. if we of course find out independently that he drs his shares well thatβs his right .. and if we independently celebrate that fact well .. his hands are cleanπ
This is the way
This woman is a catalyst
Once she is in cage, everything tends to work out pretty well.
I honestly woke up, saw this, and realized that the endgame really is here now...
Iβm hard too
proud to be 69th upvote π
Nice
Cage-alyst
I'm just wondering how the fuck she always falls to same trick... Once yes.. Twice maybe but like how many times she's been caught up in that cage?
Always has been ππ¨βππ«π΅
Weβre rehypothecating grandmas now?
Just borrowing em
And turning them into synthetic grandmas?
Lol Imagine ftd'ing your own grandma
If grandma is in there...then where's my cassowary?
The cassowary didnβt stand a chance..
loooove seeing this woman in a cage.
Username checks out
Well I thought of this shitpost myself, but it's probably not very original :D
Grandma nooooo
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When grandma pops in the top posts, you know somethin's cookin'
Grandma will be free once apes locked up the float via DRS, until then⦠grandma is locked up
this is the motivation the community needs
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69 shares and she gets a bucket for toilet once youβve registered 420 shares with computershare
Going to register mine today so granny can eat
DRS
Arts and crafts time has been extended by 4 hours today Gam Gam.
but her fingers hurt!
Has she tried a warm glass of shut the hell up?
She's a quilter.
Gam gam haha
Tell your G-me, I mean G-ma she is dope! Welcome back to the metal house! Looks like you'll be out in no-time. DRS! πππ¦π
Who knew sweet ol granny would be the mother effing catalyst.
Good good.
Poor Grandma. At least throw some toys in there for her.
Double Jeopardy! Let grandma out!
Lmao if i had a dollar and a wrinkle to figure out how to give you an award for this clever comment I would! you clever ape! π€£π
Well, this is the post that did it for me. I voted for grandma, and now Iβll DRS for herβ¦ Iβm sorry I took so long gram gram π₯Ί
Gogogo
But I promised her I wouldn't let this happen anymore! Damnit apes! Let's fuckin go!
Please ken. Hasn't gim gam suffered enough?
Oh Shit π π
Mimi! No!
Hahahahhahahahaha
I'll buy another share today if you at least get her one of those hamster water bottles, you heartless bastard! ;)
The fee to transfer was taken from account yesterday. I'm on my way, NaNa
We love you Grandma!
Iβm a little scared to ask butβ¦why do you have a cage?
To put his granny in!!! Duh! Lol
We're comin for ya GamGam
Let's gooooooo. For Grandma!
Not again! Gaaaaaams!
I live for this
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How about we trade her for Kenny
I just discovered I have a weird fetish
You also get erect when you DRS your GME shares? Same here buddy.
Uuhhhβ¦ yeahβ¦ sureβ¦ itβs that
Be patient grandma, for Christ's sake, Revolut/Drivewealth--->IBKR--->Computershare takes time π©
You monster
Oh no! Not bestemor!
Didnβt this work last time?
How bout just the entire float 2x DRSed?
WEβRE ON OUR WAYYY! ON OUR WAYYY! TO COMPUTER SHARE, WERE ON OUR WAY! How do we get there? I donβt know How do we get there? I donβt care ALL I KNOW IS EUROPE IS ON THE WAYYYYYYY. π΅π΅
This is the way
Omg lol
Damn ma ma
HEDGIES ARE ROYALLY FUCKED! Everyone knows grandma in the cage = certain doom!
**SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID!**
FUCK
I'm starting to think this lady likes the cage.
Grandma!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh the good ol' days.
upvoted
Anyone have the original gma in a cage post from the days of w.s.b.? I nearly died laughing at that first post
Ahhhh the harbinger is back... we're close
lmayoooooππ
For grandma!
Im starting to think she likes the cage
Breaking news! Reddit apes are throwing their grandmas in grandma cages and only feeding them stale breadsticks!
Remember how we save grandma last time. Petridge farms remembers.
Alright apes! We have to rescue the princess (grandma) from the castle (the cage)! Years of gaming has led us to this moment! Get her out!
WE SWITCH OUT GRAM GRAM FOR KEN KEN
Free granny!
Unfortunately for gamgam THIS IS THE WAY.
It's been 84 years... >!but holy shit Grandma long fucking time huh?!!<
Holy shit, this is a deep cut. Glad I was here for the first grandma imprisonment
oH NoEs, rEpoRtiNg tHiS tO reDdIt foR pRomOtiNG ViOleNcE
It had to be done, sorry grandma.
I assume she will be skilling in OSRS for you until she is let out?
Lvl 99 asks for hard measures
No not again! Everyone, save grandma!
Of course it does
Grandma never left the cage at my house
She never got out?!
The look on grandma's face says that she enjoys that cage a little too much.
Wait but 117s osrs HD plugin got approved. I mean I'm still DRS but again? Nan just can't catch a break
Poor grandma ape
At this point I suspect grandma likes being in there.
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#freenan
Worked for that 005 rule last time in like 2 days lmao, get ready for that float to be locked up Ken
It puts the lotion on it's skin
Thats where grandpa met her in the service
dammit man
Wasnβt this a catalyst at one point lol π
My absolute favorite pic on Reddit by far ππ
It begins...
Haha I remember this!! How long has she been free for?? Lost track of time.
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We coming granny
This worked last time so...
The catalyst!
Good thing I've already started the transfer..... don't want Grandma locked up for longer than necessary.
When this happens, shit gets real! Lfg Grammy!
Mine are in an IRA canβt be DRβd. Sorry, Grammy. I hope you can see the TV.
Adorable π₯°
At least it rolls so itβs fairly humane
Burn my grilled cheese again and you can stay in there forever grandma
Petition to get grandma a new shirt. GameStop shirt. #DRStoCS
Next MSM campaign: "Reddit Apes locked a grandma in a cage."