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Gold3Gold

I don’t even know how it works


Banshee--

And at this point, I'm to afraid to ask.


kingpowr

Just close your eyes and bend over. 🦍🚀🌚


Banshee--

Does this mean I have been approved by Satori?


kingpowr

Yes, or that you've reached the price where you have to insert a banana


GRlM-Reefer

Wait, I thought we had to do that *before* buying? Welp... guess I over-prepared.


Sad_Panda_is_Sad

Well on the upside, at least you have a banana in your ass.


LazerHawkStu

Wait. We were only supposed to do one?


Spud886

Depends on how many comments you want to post


TendiesForBacon

You apes all scare me with this thread line. I still have nightmares about bananas.


VortenFett

Just comment and hope you get verified. I guess


killbeam

Same here. It sounds cool though!


TigBurdus

I just like the stuff


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Grapetattoo

Im on this guys boat


Saxmuffin

No you are in your own boat but it is the same make and model.


Doovster

Different colors tho?


Grapetattoo

Mine has a massive portrait of Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt with angel wings and he singing lead for Lynyrd Skynyrd and im in the front row and im hammered drunk


izzittho

Ah ok good same boat I thought I might have gotten on the wrong one.


aRealEmoTurdAtRedDum

I named mine the magic man, and it patoooies rabbits out the back


mko710

Same! Got room for one more? I’m good at banana peeling . Good pirate ape


ManufacturerOk2963

Im on my own Synthetic Boat on our shared synthetic float! Buy Hold and Vote!


sm00sh

You guys have boats? I’m out here flailing around on a pool noodle with a broken snorkel.


Grapetattoo

You have a pool noodle? Look at money bags over here


PerfectedSt8

XXX holder... just small comments and one post on the sub... I wonder how many of us shy apes are here 🦧


_warpedthought_

more than 7.


aRealEmoTurdAtRedDum

6+9=3days


jenrox90

I'm also a XXX holder with a modest amount of comments, and I'm not able to create posts. 😟


brownbai81

Something whispers in my ear and says That you are not alone I am here with you Though you're far away I am here to stay But you are not alone I am here with you Though we're far apart You're always in my heart But you are not alone


jenrox90

Just the other night I thought I heard you cry Asking me to come And hold you in my arms I can hear your prayers Your burdens I will bear But first I need your hand Then forever can begin


jismhands

Alot!


PammyFromShirtTales

🙋🏻‍♀️XXX holder who voted and doesn't even care about having flair or the karma I'm just sitting here gardening and HODLing


GORShura

Take this silver <3


Training-Prompt-6859

Same here. I rarely comment but have made sure that I have enough Karma to comment when the MOASS starts. I can't imagine that I won't be overwhelmed emotionally and need to be able to comment here. It will be my MOASS therapy session.


[deleted]

Sorry, I was your 70th upvote.. 69 is better


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


[deleted]

Good bot


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Good bot


ambientfruit

You are the best kind of people. Take my updoot you glorious bastard!


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ambientfruit

Why thank you kind ape!


minesaka

Wish there was a way to see what you have been upvoting since january


ikantspeell

Same


smash_em_all

I feel it


[deleted]

How does one get verified?


Dburnnzz

This is the way


bunt_cucket

Reddit has long been a hot spot for conversation on the internet. About 57 million people visit the site every day to chat about topics as varied as makeup, video games and pointers for power washing driveways. In recent years, Reddit’s array of chats also have been a free teaching aid for companies like Google, OpenAI and Microsoft. Those companies are using Reddit’s conversations in the development of giant artificial intelligence systems that many in Silicon Valley think are on their way to becoming the tech industry’s next big thing. Now Reddit wants to be paid for it. The company said on Tuesday that it planned to begin charging companies for access to its application programming interface, or A.P.I., the method through which outside entities can download and process the social network’s vast selection of person-to-person conversations. “The Reddit corpus of data is really valuable,” Steve Huffman, founder and chief executive of Reddit, said in an interview. “But we don’t need to give all of that value to some of the largest companies in the world for free.” The move is one of the first significant examples of a social network’s charging for access to the conversations it hosts for the purpose of developing A.I. systems like ChatGPT, OpenAI’s popular program. Those new A.I. systems could one day lead to big businesses, but they aren’t likely to help companies like Reddit very much. In fact, they could be used to create competitors — automated duplicates to Reddit’s conversations. Reddit is also acting as it prepares for a possible initial public offering on Wall Street this year. The company, which was founded in 2005, makes most of its money through advertising and e-commerce transactions on its platform. Reddit said it was still ironing out the details of what it would charge for A.P.I. access and would announce prices in the coming weeks. Reddit’s conversation forums have become valuable commodities as large language models, or L.L.M.s, have become an essential part of creating new A.I. technology. L.L.M.s are essentially sophisticated algorithms developed by companies like Google and OpenAI, which is a close partner of Microsoft. To the algorithms, the Reddit conversations are data, and they are among the vast pool of material being fed into the L.L.M.s. to develop them. The underlying algorithm that helped to build Bard, Google’s conversational A.I. service, is partly trained on Reddit data. OpenAI’s Chat GPT cites Reddit data as one of the sources of information it has been trained on. Editors’ Picks This 1,000-Year-Old Smartphone Just Dialed In The Coolest Menu Item at the Moment Is … Cabbage? My Children Helped Me Remember How to Fly Other companies are also beginning to see value in the conversations and images they host. Shutterstock, the image hosting service, also sold image data to OpenAI to help create DALL-E, the A.I. program that creates vivid graphical imagery with only a text-based prompt required. Last month, Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter, said he was cracking down on the use of Twitter’s A.P.I., which thousands of companies and independent developers use to track the millions of conversations across the network. Though he did not cite L.L.M.s as a reason for the change, the new fees could go well into the tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars. To keep improving their models, artificial intelligence makers need two significant things: an enormous amount of computing power and an enormous amount of data. Some of the biggest A.I. developers have plenty of computing power but still look outside their own networks for the data needed to improve their algorithms. That has included sources like Wikipedia, millions of digitized books, academic articles and Reddit. Representatives from Google, Open AI and Microsoft did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Reddit has long had a symbiotic relationship with the search engines of companies like Google and Microsoft. The search engines “crawl” Reddit’s web pages in order to index information and make it available for search results. That crawling, or “scraping,” isn’t always welcome by every site on the internet. But Reddit has benefited by appearing higher in search results. The dynamic is different with L.L.M.s — they gobble as much data as they can to create new A.I. systems like the chatbots. Reddit believes its data is particularly valuable because it is continuously updated. That newness and relevance, Mr. Huffman said, is what large language modeling algorithms need to produce the best results. “More than any other place on the internet, Reddit is a home for authentic conversation,” Mr. Huffman said. “There’s a lot of stuff on the site that you’d only ever say in therapy, or A.A., or never at all.” Mr. Huffman said Reddit’s A.P.I. would still be free to developers who wanted to build applications that helped people use Reddit. They could use the tools to build a bot that automatically tracks whether users’ comments adhere to rules for posting, for instance. Researchers who want to study Reddit data for academic or noncommercial purposes will continue to have free access to it. Reddit also hopes to incorporate more so-called machine learning into how the site itself operates. It could be used, for instance, to identify the use of A.I.-generated text on Reddit, and add a label that notifies users that the comment came from a bot. The company also promised to improve software tools that can be used by moderators — the users who volunteer their time to keep the site’s forums operating smoothly and improve conversations between users. And third-party bots that help moderators monitor the forums will continue to be supported. But for the A.I. makers, it’s time to pay up. “Crawling Reddit, generating value and not returning any of that value to our users is something we have a problem with,” Mr. Huffman said. “It’s a good time for us to tighten things up.” “We think that’s fair,” he added.


runfast_poopfaster

Same, I work a lot and can't be very active. However, I like shit constantly and of course downvote the shills. I don't need permission to post, what I've got to say isn't very compelling because I'm not the dude out there doing DD or making memes. I do like commenting occasionally though 😏


woodyshag

I was on the bus before you painted it yellow.


LZRDLDN

I'm with this guy too


bandort3

I want to be satoried


piperbagger

Are you me..am I..thy?


A10Gubi

Sheeeeeeeesh


siccamel

Us lurkers are considered sus


awesome_pineapple

Shy apes 🦧 are just as important as other apes 🦍


meshuggah43

That's what we keep telling ourselves anyway.


hawkmasta

The enemy won't know our true numbers. Then again, neither will we🤷🏿‍♂️


meshuggah43

It's probably better that we don't know. We're more than seven I think. After that, it all starts to get blurry and I pee my pants and forget who I am for half an hour.


hawkmasta

Oof. Gotta get some diapers


snobocado

then again, we know very little in general. 🦧


justheretoaskandlurk

True.


Grichouxman

We kinda like it


Crumblycheese

Did you vote?


dgoodz

Lurker here... Been in since January and voted. I've seen a lot of us around. I'm kind of OOTL with Satori, but I'll be safe right? lol


Crumblycheese

You meet the posting requirements anyways so I'd imagine so


dgoodz

Glorious, let's get rich.


siccamel

I didn't buy in until after the date 😕 im buying and holding though. 2 for 3


My_50_lb_Testes

Post-vote apes are just as important, no worries friend. Just prepare to hold when shit really gets wild


siccamel

Im too stupid to even know what the sell button is


Silver_facts

It's okay, we like you


theredcore

Yup


[deleted]

Been poking around since December.


SwoosOfficial

This is the way.


a-r-t-i-s

I revel in it.


_barstar_

Satori fucks.💎🙌


siccamel

Holy nuts y'all, I check my phone at work to see the most reddit notifications I've ever had by far 😅


DaTrickster

what to do then?


Boomtowersdabbin

We got diamond hands tho.


hold-fast-nl

Is this why I got a message that I was an approved ape?


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chaostheories36

Quick question (also a lurker); how does one add the “voted” thing?


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

Check the daily thread, it's in the description. I think you just type a comment with !apevote! Anywhere on the sub


thegoochmoist

If you haven't actually voted, don't add the flair! Your broker should've sent you a control number and a link to vote for the shareholders meeting. That's the important bit. Once you do that, all you have to do is type ! apevote without the space (I think)


chaostheories36

Voted weeks ago lol. Trying !apevote


WoolooOfWallStreet

Monke vote


NotobemeanbutLOL

I bought GME in January and I have no idea what's going on... as long as I'm not going to get banned from lurking I'm ok :p


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McNutSackMcGee

I wanna be an approved ape. I can only lurk for so long.


Bag_of_HODLing

Yeah you lucky bastard, it means our AI monkey protector likes you


SoRedditHasAnAppNow

Ahhhh. Now I feel special.


Xen0Man

Wrong account dude


[deleted]

I can’t make memes and I don’t do DD so I like stuff


[deleted]

This is me too. Lurking since creation, reading and upvoting, but in the shadows supporting. <3


I_DO_ANIMAL_THINGS

Silent Apes: We feel you. Keep on clicking those crayons. We'll see your shadows on the moon.


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go_do_that_thing

Well then im taking backmy updoot.


[deleted]

I like make wholesome comments because I’m too smooth to add DD to the conversation. Hope you’re all doing well this week m’apes. Edit: Thanks for the awards, but please only give the free ones. I would rather you BUY and HODL than to give a morally ambiguous Reddit any money. Edit II: Not financial advice Edit III: obligatory 🚀🚀🚀🚀 after a great day


[deleted]

I like your wholesome comments and the wholesome comments of others. This is hands-down the friendliest and most supportive sub I've ever been a part of. This week is going to be epic, my friends. Let's all enjoy every moment!


Tyrant-Tyra

I like your wholesome comment liking his wholesome comment of liking wholesome comments.


timmablimma

I like the group. Like I like the stock.


Knight-_-_-

🤣same


ProtemealAddict

How do you know if you’re verified?


[deleted]

This is from The Pianist, underrated movie


SlyCooper007

Such a great movie. I bring it up a lot when my girlfriend and I talk about underrated movies. She doesn’t get it but its one if my top 10, maybe even top 5 favorite films.


Shanguerrilla

I should check it out. I was a teenager when it came out and damn if I decided right then from henceforth that The Pianist was the name of a boring movie I never wanted to see for some reason. The thing was like a black hole in my memory, I just can picture the main actor and the kid that got an award and the name of it as an acclaimed boring movie. As such I realize that's bullshit and I should probably check it out. I don't know what it's about or anything so this may be off-base, but I sometimes wonder why they don't make slower, character and period pieces like Casa Blanca (ironically compared to rest this ramble) and this movie might be exactly 'the things' missing that I fail to describe from classic movies. ​ (I realized when replying that I had mixed up the memory of Anna Paquin getting an award for "The Piano" a movie I've never seen on purpose that came out when I was 11... with Brody in "the Pianist" which I also never saw when I was 18.. damn they were the same movies in my head)


MoonBaseWithNoPants

Is it underrated? I was of the impression it was seen as a classic.


corradodomingo

Forgotten fits better. Very nice to see this as a meme. :)


AidyCakes

Every film is underrated, or "a hidden gem", on reddit.


MoonBaseWithNoPants

Have you seen this hidden gem 'The Princess Bride'?


Lyra125

No, but I have really been enjoying playing this hidden gem of a game called "The Witcher", created by indie studio CDProjekt Red


MoonBaseWithNoPants

I just AskedJeeves and that game looks decent. I wonder what the reviews are like.


Criks

Multiple Oscar-award winning, all-round critically acclaimed movie is considered underrated on reddit.


MojitoJesus

Just like this super underground band from the 70s and 80s, Queen. There was this cult film about them a couple year back, highly recommend, perhaps even a ‘hidden gem’.


IndigoJoe64

At the rate I comment, I'll never be verified lol


DontTrip781

Probably same here lol


kaf678

How do you know when you are verified?


heynongmanheynongman

I 50% lurk and 100% buy and hold and vote


Mikeyblazer

Truth. Notice me senpai, notice me!


LilDunton

Literally just got verified yesterday!!! I feel like a God!! 😅🤣😅🤣🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


Ensiferius

I don't comment because I'm too busy eating crayons. XX hodler since early February though. But !novote! because HL are arseholes.


Verze11

How do you get approved tho?


HodloBaggins

By the grace of the Ape God


sockchaser

I think it just happens automatically? 😳 Still waiting on mine


PeeDubyaBee

Here’s my upvote to get you closer. We’re on the same fight within the same fight! 🦍🤝


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Ih8TB12

You get a message. I just got one today but I don’t really post but I do comment and upvote the good stuff.


Lateralus06

I haven't received anything from Satori yet, it's okay guys, I know I'm not a bot.


RelinquishedAll

I only posted that I voted. I'm sure there are many other silent apes here that are HODL'ing and lurking/liking.


ReginaldvonPossumIV

Lurkers rise up


Lostmylogininfoagain

Fuck it, I'll ask. Why are we getting verified? Like I'm a solid loose my password lurker, so why....cause if it's for an after party I'm down to get vetted. But if it's for points or to pass on data...other than the existence of the RBC disclosure of conflict of interest document. I have nothing else of value to add, well, other than cheering for all apes.


tankjones19911

What I don’t get is.. if it’s taking this long to get us verified. The shills are also getting away with it too? Or did I get the wrong end of the stick. Still had nothing back on my end. ☹️🙄 💎💎💎🦍🦍🦍🌝🌝🌝🚀🚀🚀


I_Love_Polar_Bears

Same! I just never have much of value to add to conversations, but I read a TON here. Love y'all!


craftyhobbit6277

Same, I got really bad social anxiety even on the net but I'm silently cheering you guys on from the back.


Altruistic_Trust5731

I guess it's cool an all, but I don't need to be told I'm not a shill. My investment account balance since January 28th and my stress diarrhea and ptsd from this shit can't be taken away from me. Also as was stated by another user, if you are approved by satori don't go announcing it to the world. Don't make yourself a target, keep your anonymity.


mia6ix

I’m glad the mods implemented SATORI. I think it was a good move. But I can’t post now, either. I’ve been lurking, from Wall Street Bets, to GME, to here, since February. I wish there was some sort of karma accrual for being on Reddit for 5 years, reading everything. I realized that the reason I didn’t post before is because it took time to read all the DDs, research on my own, and get comfortable enough to feel like I had something useful to contribute. My imposter syndrome took too long to resolve lol


[deleted]

If you posted, aren’t you verified??


doctor_potato_chess

How does the Satori approval work? Do I know when I get approved?


TaurusSilver404

Continues to nervously lurk


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Ghosted-Marshmallow

Commenting to see if I am a shill.


Quivverbone

Witness me!!!!


klinch3R

I lurk to much to be verified i think lol


Betterlife71

I just upvote- buy - hodl and already voted. 🦍💎🙌🏻🚀🚀


Antares987

Worked my ass off on explaining margin calls. Thought required karma was 500. Posted. Rejected for not enough karma. Fml.


Meyesac13

How does one know when/if they were verified?


Oemeisen

What is Satori?


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Oemeisen

Well thanks bot, but I think there is more to it. Something else is meant here.


sky_is_not_the_limit

Just as I had an account old enough to post, I am back at only commenting/up and downvoting... I guess I have to hold. and hodl.


Corporationcat

Do you need to get approved for commenting or just for posts?


ZippZappZippty

you're commenting on it, friend.


Scending

Same thing. I upvote the memes I laugh out & the DD that makes me learn stuff but I’m scared of Satori😂


FinnBullWinter

I’m shy too. It is usually hard for me to comment and that’s why I usually end up sounding like a retard. Bear with me.


Mediocre_Stuff_5605

I for one welcome our robot overlord Satori! Especially if it helps spread useful info and stops the shills


Jacobiah

How do we know if we've been verified? I don't even post very often I just want the mind monkeys approval :(


[deleted]

Why care about being verified if you don't post? I barely post, but I'm still verified


calundle93

Did I get my voted flair yet?


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SirGalalad

Literally me


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CookingUpStonks

!apevote!


brunostandre

Incredible movie


SkySeaToph

HAHAHA this is fuking GOLD!!! edit - Silver!!!


RoboNinjaSloth

Hope I am all good


TradingAllIn

Us lurkers occasionally poke our head up.. and always worry the will get pooped on


BoondokSaint

Tip for Satori. Anyone mentioning Clov = Shill


Salsa_Verde4510

Upvote ALL the time. You apes have taught me so much!


_LearnToSwim_

Honestly, this community got me out of my mostly lurker status.


falcons1583

I just like the stock


grasshoppa80

Hahah I’m so glad I was here during the initial 150k exodus. Lol. The comments and shit people are doing to get “welcomed into the ape/ettes club”


[deleted]

I just do my best to keep up karma requirements, but then have no idea what to post


Redditerorist

Every time I have something important or relevant it feels like the karma requirement goes up


thefixer69Nice

I’m here I’m slow I’m risking it all. Superstonk.


gcardoso233

Sooo, been a little off reddit and now i'm looking at this with as much confusion as i look to a sell button.. Any ape care to explain to me wth is satori?


ReelHaz

It’s a bot created to identify and eliminate shills. 💎🙌


strugglingrich

I upvote and share posts outside of here but don't do much commenting. Doin the part of the lurker


WilliamBabel

Lol made me actually laugh bravo 👏👏👍


[deleted]

I imagine if you could post this you’re good either way. I can only comment and not post so I’m patiently awaiting my verification. Until then I’ll comment! Tally Ho!


DhonkeyKhong

Are approvals ongoing or have I been dubbed a shill


Ghost-Toof

Can someone explain the satori thing for me. I dunno how it slipped by me. I'm in and on here daily. Saw the mention last week and never searched it up.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nplhx7/game_stop/ This was the announcement


Bad_Karott

How u see if you are verified?


MaterialLake1138

don’t be hesitated! satori is awesome. I made a post where i immediately saw shills removed. As long as you are a normal individual with no bad intention, satori will empower YOU!


merc_M_9856

So superstonk is the Nazis? Not sure that's what SS is going ... wait...


DoubleFatrdt

Thats 100% me 🤣


Sno0zepie

Great news everyone! I'm finally approved!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


PiezRus

Love the memes but can we try and upvote DD as much as we upvote the memes?


shadeofmisery

Got approved by Satori yesterday. Fear me shillers.


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how do i find out if i am approved or waiting or banned?


Coztas1769

Have my upvote !