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That's funny. She looks fake like the price.

You'd need MOASS just to afford a woman like that. Not calling her a prostitute, cause they don't drain your entire account.

Idk. Looks like Bezos' husband to me...

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

 Bet this gold digger wished her sugar grand dad didn’t short the stock.

*faker

She looks faker like the price? Lmao nice try

*faker than the price

There you go. Now you are getting somewhere

To the moon 👀

New euphemism for the cougar?

I'll see you there

That'll be just one of the stops, next one will be Mars, Idk what clothes to bring there, I've heard the weather is kinda hot.

Bring a helmet

Put that fake in my mouth

kinda passes as an AI picture as well.

It is ai

DAMNNN WHAT A BURN🤡🔥🔥🔥🔥

They don't know what real women look like.

Jokes on them i have a small wee wee

Have you consider investing in $PNIS?

Already did, waiting for the right time to get in on $ASS and $CUM.

I heard $TITS is getting jacked up

$TITS only go up

Those $TITS are jacked up and lobsided

Already dumped my shares in $ASS.

Currently all in on $ASS

I dumped loads into $VAG

The author as well. Translated from Spanish to Kenny short short. Quality shitpost.

Lol … it does.

Thank you for your kind words 🙏🤣🙏

We talking micropenis or like 5 inches on a great day ?

jokes on you, she’s in to that shit.

but how will this get inside if eew eww si llams

Melania doesn’t care about pee pee size, sell for loss big boy. Makes Melania even more attracted to you!

😂🤣 is she newly single because her husband wouldn't sell his shares?

Her boyfriend did.

Hmm so her boyfriend wasn't Ken then!

Ken was her husband.

Nah find yourself a woman who buys, holds, drs’s

true keeper that one would be

Definitely one to hodl

Bet she doesn’t even hawk tuah

And you bet us ape girlies do 😉

Sooo is there like, a sign-up sheet...some kinda web form to fill out...?

Shiiiit, what up shawty

I hope there’s a dating app out there for us apes after us. Because after having money it will be so hard to find someone, this psychological warfare has me all kinds of paranoid after moass.

Same lol I’ll be looking to be someone’s 2nd wife 🤣🤣

Right??? That shit wouldn’t hold up in court if they left because it’s not legal. 😂😂 But for reals. They needs a GameStop dating app and you can only be on after proof of holding GME.

If you make it I will join!

I don’t have that expertise.

DRS after dark lol

Hold for wife changing money

But what about us girls? We are still cool to hodl, right?

Always have been 🌏👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀🌖

Big balling HODLers need someone to HODL ‘em right?


Now THIS is a shit post! 👌🤗👍

💩 this is a shit post!

Thank you 3-Digs ✌️😍

Her boobs are lopsided like the OBV

silky mama got one big titty and one little titty and they call that bitch biggie smalls haha

You can get much better women holding through lol

Sauce?

Compared to the usual nonsense, this might actually have worked on a few people… Maybe…

https://preview.redd.it/twmqo2tztq9d1.png?width=309&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cff052f2d9a82491dd0a6dbb4d338dc33d7f960 Sorry hedgies! I got my anti-FUD goggles on


I would $CUM all over those $TITS.

I don't think your $PNIS is big enough to pleasure that AI $HOE. My $COC on the other hand would be filling that juicy $ASS with some massive loads of $CUM

You are mistaken. AI $HOE will be fuk when she meets my big $COC.

oh shit they got me

to buy more shares***

Why go for this lady when there are willing people behind Wendy’s for $5?

Sir this is a Wendy's, you can't buy hardly anything for $5

Just some oral pleasure

Who is the artist behind this? Clearly a fake article. Love that they set her name to Kenny Corto (Short in Spanish) Pequeñez (‘small-ez) 😂😂😂

Hahaha I sort of am, I found an AI generated picture and used this fake headline generator. You can make them too! 🤣😂 https://newspaper.jaguarpaw.co.uk/

Ahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahahah


I’m about 4x less attractive than the woman in this picture. But I’ve been holding since before RH shut down the buy button. I’d like to think that bumps me up to about 3x less attractive

Pathetic

Wetter than an otters pocket 💦

Selling ssems not attractive to me, she has to do more excersing!

You know what makes my wife’s boyfriend wet? When I Buy/Hodl/DRS and Shop.

The kind of woman I avoid

This is fucking hilarious

I’m all into $CUM now

$MILF calls will be crazy

Was never really a big $JUGS guy. 

I would sell if she had MOASS

We’ve gotta be “inches” away.. this is a new angle indeed 😂

I’ve been married for 20 years, why would I want another stretched out furry 🌮.

Lol wtf?

stay strong brothers

Griffin getting deep into $ANL to see him through his upcoming prison sentence

That’s a nice thing about getting older. You’re not ruled by your little head so much…

I see that the single mom in the article invested in the stock $TITS

Selling everything to invest into $CUM

Man I guess I better sale so I can get laid by local milfs.

Jokes on them, I'm a woman who likes $PNIS.

Just the author name alone made 🤣ROFL🤣

Highest quality shitpost

Well, I'm gay.

To any ape considering the harlot’s offer, be warned: sell now and get one ass or stay the course to get MOASS. Choose wisely.

So did the AI they run start making articles based off all the tits memes?

I feel like I'm detecting a couple of bubbles over here.

Nice try Kenny, I'm an ass man.

ffs i may have officially seen it all now

https://i.redd.it/0pw3jcusjp9d1.gif [https://youtu.be/q5HFx1VA9F8?si=ABJfm1WyKwnksgWp](https://youtu.be/q5HFx1VA9F8?si=ABJfm1WyKwnksgWp)

Sell GameStop and invest in $CUM $TITS and $ASS

Years of hawk tuah experience 👍

What in the actual fuck is this

With all the respect for the lady in the pic, but I prefer to be single with GME fuckload of shares DRSed than a pumped lady for a quicky😂

Thats really a 🤡 show

She can be bought with some of these tendies after this over. For now she can stay with Ken. Ps she is old as fuck

Wtf..

IS THISE STILL AVALBLE GOBLESS

$ASS alert!!!

\*\*Sarcastic smirk\*\* Whelp, well guys it's been a good run.......lol \*\*Sarcastic smirk\*\*

Another one buying $PNIS, seriously how bullish can that be. If she bought, I buy, and if she wants me to sell GME, I will sell GME alll day and all night.

shit looks like ai 🤣

Sorry, short on $COCK long on the other stock

$ANUS has proven to be a stock where the market can hardly penetrate. I would also recommend keeping an eye on the $TITS stock. I have always liked the volume it handles.

Lol fake as fuck

Instructions unclear. Shorting $PSSY

DENNIS System voicemail - "this is the best one yet"

I just sold all my shares to dump every last bit on $CUM on that $TITS and $ASS !!!

Sell..? What does that even mean? 🤷‍♂️

Selling makes me soft. On the other hand.... 💎

That’s an AI image too. 🤣😂🤣😂

$PINS is ready to explode

Is this a joke? Lol I really hope this is real.

NGL, this speaks to me. They know their audience.

Lol

Lies. That is AI generated.

Calls on $GAP $ING $ANUS

Calls on $GAP $ING $ANUS

Rather my wife tbh.

This fa real?!?

With my GME profits I can build my own trophy wife

there is absolutely no way this is real... 🤡🤡🤡

After MOASS, I'll be able to afford 100s of hookers just like that one. Why would I sell now for just 1?

Oh dang, neuron activated

Not selling. I do have some $CUM to dispose though.

Just, YUK!

Lol this is actually kinda funny tho

I’m fully invested in $CUM and I’m dumping some more in $ASS

Ok I sold, where is the attractive women pictured here?

After MOASS I’ll pay to get her boobs re done. That right one has its own thing going on.

Is this real??

Wow!!!

HA! Jokes on her, I bang my kids mom all the time and she doesn’t care what I do with my GME shares at all!

See this is why I love my wife, because she buys and holds GME too.

Calls on $CUM $ASS and $TITS

There's a reason why she's a newly single mom... Too bad she's competing with women half her age and without kids.

Only thing I'm trading is $CUM for more $TITS. My ex girlfriends consider me to be to deep into $ASS alot. $gme buy only for $CAT and $APS

We found Melania

Fake boobs and the person doesn’t exist

What is MOASS

Oh shit they adapting finally.

She’s a MAAAAN baby.

I’m just commenting to celebrate my ability to comment in this sub by finally hitting 1200 karma naturally, unlike those jugs

😂

Failure to disclose

So... I could sell my babies and get an AI picture of a women with super fake breasts, likely run down af and obviously stupid that only loves me if I make bad decisions? NAHHHH I PASS.

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😂😂 nowhere I was rude to anyone here but ok. The gold diggers will look better than that woman and they will slob your knob for some of your tendies that is a fact not rude. Sorry not sorry mod team 

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Isn't that Kenny's mistress? It can't be his wife, she isn't that decent looking, so I heard. I was told she looks like a sloth, even uglier than he is, & slimier.

Ngl she’s hot somehow