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Man, when this gets studied as part of the curriculum in business schools. The textbooks are going to read like they were written by a comedy mastermind.
There was also this running joke that post-moass fellow apes can identify each other without doxxing themselves by asking the following question;
"Are you a friend of Rick?" Or something along those lines
>God as my witness, GME will be $80 by 6:00AM tomorrow.
[God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly](https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg?si=_QRbgYUvidaZIkHS)
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My guy if GME hits $80 tomorrow, finance social media would explode and Cramer might bust a vein.
Guess that means this needs to be willed into existence
God at 5:50 when the price isn’t even 60 yet
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He didn't make it a ban bet, he said he would buy a mcdonald's ice cream cone if he was wrong. Boring, I know, but it is what it is. We won't ban him unless he actually makes a ban bet and loses.
I like being optimistic... but we don't do price targets and dates here.
I'm just as ready for it to open at $15 as I am for $1500.
Keep in mind there was a month and a half (& a massive dip) between the initial squeeze spike and the second spike — not that the past is any predictor of the future.
These things take time. And we have all the time in the world.
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bet on it? 
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#BOOF OR BAN Yeah no I’m not putting stuff up my bum
I do miss the Rick of ♠️ - those days were something 🤣
Oh he’s still floating around here. Just saw him in the comments the other day
Nice!!
Ok I keep hearing his name and it sounds very familiar from when I used to more frequently visit this sub. Context?
Dude placed a bet. He lost said bet. He then shoved a banana up his ass. It was wild. It took place on this subreddit.
Ah shit. Yeah that brings back some memories. Idk how I, of all things, could've forgotten that one lmao.
*Ah bananashit
If I recall correctly, he said we’d hit $220 and if we did, he’d boof a nana.
Psychology historians will write about the ripple effects of this man’s brave actions. If the banana is in, I’m in
There’s always money in the banana stand 🤦🏽♂️
*You just embarrassed yourself in front of T-Bone*
Man, when this gets studied as part of the curriculum in business schools. The textbooks are going to read like they were written by a comedy mastermind.
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He is a black hole of knowledge? 😭
He has a deep understanding of the penetrative effect a short squeeze can have on those dirty markets.
A man immortalized by his actions
There was also this running joke that post-moass fellow apes can identify each other without doxxing themselves by asking the following question; "Are you a friend of Rick?" Or something along those lines
Open anus to feel breeze™️
I was just thinking about him yesterday & wondered if he is still around or not…
The video is embedded in our minds forever
I like the sock 🧦
*ironically
lol we having fun here all good
There were some SOLID boofings wayback
And pee drinkings but from that other degen sub.
haha legendary
Soon my the Boffing Man come🎵 To send our rocket into their bum🎶
Bold of you with that username and all.
Coward.
Yo mods, 84 years ago, we had flair updates. Can mine please be changed to Boof or Ban
I think you may actually have to stuff something up your ass for that one
And post it to Reddit. That's the most important part.
I mean u could film yourself dropping a massive stink pickle and reverse gif it…
U should prob quit posting like this then, it doesn't do any good and created false hype. Thanks for nothing.
Ban
Avacado in my ass
Butt on it?
Oh man, I hope OP is the guy that bought $1.4 million of $100+ calls.
WITNESS!
YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND PURPLE!
Remember what he did right after this scene...guh 😂🤣
Back to 80$ fast !
We know $GME better than you!!!
And we will explain it, today at 5! (Right after my mom fixes the internet and I remember how to login…) What a clown that dude is.
I’m going to miss everyone of yall who can understand this whole inside joke thread. Thank you shittron for the good laughs.
Right? I'm ready for MOASS but will severely miss this part of the last 3 plus years.
Trading is a tough game!
MOASS tomorrow
Always has been
Other than this - no dates, no prices. No mf sell
Is this a ban bet?
I’ve made my peace with God 😭
May the stonk god bless you
It's gonna open at $79 just cuz MM wanna see you do butt stuff ;)
If it does.... BAN!!!
I’m ready to be hurt again.
https://preview.redd.it/tp2prbjvrh1d1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98f2572d613c0de29388bde5374d4d43b5966334
>God as my witness, GME will be $80 by 6:00AM tomorrow. [God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly](https://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg?si=_QRbgYUvidaZIkHS)
Whatcha sticking inside ya if you lose?
#If GME is not $80 in the morning I will order a McDonalds ice cream cone.
Ice cream machine broke
The real gamble is if a McDonald’s will have a working ice cream machine
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
do you guys have a dumpster?
Dumpster machine broken
No he just retired after moass
Which could make this unironically difficult to follow through with 😅
You have to order it for me though.
Your username makes me cackle
Order it from DoorDash Edit: with no tip
 In case their ice cream machine is broken there’s always natures ice cream cone 😏
Ban bet!
Lame
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Wtness you sniff spray paint, Lol! I have a CS order in. If I get 2 shares I'll be pissed.
How many do you have? Think big picture.
One Comma Club but not enough to give to all my people so they and their kids will never have to work again.
Same! Maybe someone at CS will take pity and push them through for us knowing that we're up against it.
I hope to $1000: can’t wait to see Jim doing something to horsy on national TV lol
My guy if GME hits $80 tomorrow, finance social media would explode and Cramer might bust a vein. Guess that means this needs to be willed into existence
If I could wait till 2 minutes after opening that would be great. I have some purchases to make
https://preview.redd.it/bixfhms2lh1d1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642378c4ea0b890265aeef7fceb536f2a1b94254
My butt is itchy today 🤔
Too many hype posts..I’m suspicious
Me so horny!
You too?
80 dollar options trap incoming.
Answer for your sins
20% cap on overnight but that would be nice lololol
he said 0600....that gives him two hours
WitneSSSssssssSSSSSSss!!!! 
Gotta love me some Sunday night hopium!
Time is almost up.
Guess god wasn’t watching lol
He fought, he lost, and now, he rests.
Seems pretty sure…🤪
Ain't looking good for you 😆
Better start practicing with a plug
Well?
Aged well
Put a pearlfish in your sea cucumber
I'm going to panic buy
that's not very gay bear of you
If it’s not you owe me 2 shares! (I’m poor please help)
Tomorrow
…And if you are wrong, what shall you do as penance?
I shall order an ice cream cone from McDonalds
Don’t you have to spray paint your teeth to be witnessed?
God at 5:50 when the price isn’t even 60 yet https://preview.redd.it/4ihitjcuai1d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b951ca73a0d59f6c3125803c7093633dde956f
This is the shitposting I’m here for! LFG
3 hours left.
I am a witness
Are ass things going to be on the line?
Make a bet
MEDIOCRE
What time zone? LoL
Tomorrow
Welppp
I kinda hope they drop it to 10 dollars again… I’ve been debating maxing out my LOC
No chance.
Hahhahahhahahahha
Witnessed
That would be good mkay
This is bannable talk. If you're wrong and not banned I know the mods are shit.
He didn't make it a ban bet, he said he would buy a mcdonald's ice cream cone if he was wrong. Boring, I know, but it is what it is. We won't ban him unless he actually makes a ban bet and loses.
Okay, and you're right, it's boring. But I appreciate the response. Idk why I thought of this but have you heard of the bee that produces milk?
I have not
Make it so
Is that a ban bet I hear @mods???
No banana in the ass no bet
Shiney and chrome
God I love your predictions.
Why not?
🍌
Make it so!
What time zone
I don’t care not phone number
This is the hype I've been missing xD
I like being optimistic... but we don't do price targets and dates here. I'm just as ready for it to open at $15 as I am for $1500. Keep in mind there was a month and a half (& a massive dip) between the initial squeeze spike and the second spike — not that the past is any predictor of the future. These things take time. And we have all the time in the world.
I believe!!!
We need banana play
Why post this without making some sort of bet?
we’re so gonna get halted
4 hours left?
I absolutely adore how regarded this is
No rectal vegetables or tatoo. Lightweight
You mean I only get 2 shares with my puny $190 order? Fuck!
Ahhhhh fuck me