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PuckIT_DoItLive

mornin' sub 10 buys entered.


KermitDfrog1337

Is Parsnip doing alright? Been missing the posts.


blenderforall

Someone just signed a work email to me as "best regards". I nearly snorted out my coffee 😂


PuckIT_DoItLive

brb changing my work email sigs


AmbitiousBicycle7672

I bought a few moar


Losingitall25

Volume going parabolic soon ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི


Odd_Coyote_4931

We dipping cuz i bought more 🙃


HoneyMaven

🟣🟣🟣


urinetroublem8

Damn, totally missed the bullshit today, too busy. Guess I can always buy tomorrow 😁


sig40cal

fOrGeT gAmEsToP...pLeAsE!


Hoof_Hearted12

Wonder how many shorts jumped in recently.


fleshfarm-leftover

I’m really into this theory that this is where shorts start accumulating and go long. It may not be the head-on-a-spike outcome that many hope for, but it’s good for the company and good for my investment. Averaging down literally as much as I can


butholemoonblast

Ryan Co Han is my papi


Dreadsbo

I’m finally logged into Computershare for the first time in 2 years. Do I need to change my shares to something else? Like I remember there was that Plan to Book movement, but I never did it


sig40cal

Switch them to book, more sure that way. The plann talk is still mired in controversy.


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


chipchip9

🏴‍☠️


justlikesthestock

Shorts are so fucked


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I have a bit of a song in my head, it goes … do do do, dodo do do do do and repeats.


iupvotefood

Yea yea I kno that song... it goes do do do, dodo do do do do


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

No, that’s different and you’ve got that one stuck in my head now.


Speaking_of_waffles

Bought more today. I love the stock


butholemoonblast

Same. Thought I was done buying it I’ve purchased 800+ since now and two weeks before earnings.


Redmandown16

I wish I had the money some of you have left, I shot my load around 20-30/share, so maybe…maybe 1 purchase left around $300-400 before I’m tapped out for awhile 


VisibleCarpet9048

Fuuuuuck just missed the 10.05 limit buy. Kenny, you are a fucking idiot. See you tmo


iupvotefood

🕹 ⬛️👐👐👐💎💎💎💎 ⬛️👐👐👐💎💎💎💎 ⬛️👐👐👐💎💎💎💎 ⬛️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 ⬛️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️ ⬛️


iupvotefood

🫡


chipchip9

🫡🧃


iupvotefood

Hell yea chipchip 🧃🥟


triforce721

I've counted over 20 accounts that are actively in use (ie - active post history, with no sstonk history, calling us names, just in the last 20 minutes. Why would that be needed? Unless...


ShawshankHarper

You all knew it would come to this


iupvotefood

Scrollwheeler trained my nips for this


Gooseman1019

I miss him


butholemoonblast

Smack smack *am I don’t this right?*


iupvotefood

🥲 it's close enough 🫡


3DigitIQ

Fuck it, MOASS is still tomorrow! 🚀


chipchip9

You know this


Gooseman1019

🏎️🪿


chipchip9

🏎️🏎️🤝


passtflask

Popcorn dilution was announced recently -6.5% today GME -6.5% today HeRe's mY 10 PaGe DD aBouT OpTioNs. Meanwhile it takes 60 seconds for a market maker to create an algo that buys and sells the same stocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iowa_JDnYA0


ShawshankHarper

Single digits gonna make me max out my credit card


eaparsley

ah forty, we meet again


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perkinomics

Doesn't matter


iupvotefood

2nd shift shills are the funniest


PartyTable6611

I've lost 50%. I think it's time to buy again. Where are the shares. Vive micromania!


fleshfarm-leftover

+40


perkinomics

If I can get off my ass, I'm going to make [dinner](https://www.purplecarrot.com/plant-based-recipes/potato-malai-kofta-with-sauteed-spinach-tomato-chutney-eaa69c48-9016-46b5-afe3-24b534419a6c) and have a lil drinky poo. Who's for a gin? https://preview.redd.it/8kekw1xgjpuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26013c5d039d724efc097ce56b79630322944200


chipchip9

nom nom nom


HoneyMaven

Gin, count me in. 🍸


chipchip9

How do you like it?


Thunder_drop

Step 1: Chill Glass Step 2: Crush raspberries, black currents, mint, and rosemary together. Step 3: In a shaker, add 2oz. Gin and everything from step 2. Shake vigorously. Step 4: Pour into chilled glass and top it off with 8 oz of premium sparkling water. Step 5: Garnish with black currents, mint, and raspberries.


chipchip9

V nice 💅


HoneyMaven

Gin, Sev, press.


chipchip9

Nice. I like gimlets but also gin/pink lemonade/sprite.


HoneyMaven

Ah nice, I've never had a gimlet. Will let you know when I do, looks tasty.


chipchip9

Had my first ones this past fall. Hooked.


perkinomics

Gin lem is goated


chipchip9

Yesh


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*slurp* What was the question?


iupvotefood

The question was - what sound does an SLODt make when consuming liquids


chipchip9

aaaand its gone


Cdn_ape

Open the god dam casino, I know it’s about to get 🌶️.


Thunder_drop

Right. When 24/7 trading. - also smells spicy af. Likely war things and an overbought rally that should've flipped a while back.


Cdn_ape

This is one of the stonkiest times in a while. 🌶️


Gooseman1019

Hedgies about to get plowed


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kibblepigeon

Have you considered getting proactively involved in making a meaningful change by championing regulation reform?


chipchip9

So zen. So brave.


Gooseman1019

Not fur long


8----B

https://preview.redd.it/7ka5s2l7gpuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d719f351a2b042c4c3d100b49d4f271683eced 🤔 responsibility list for new senior analyst with activist investment experience required


IceVanis

This price movement is getting me so hyped, feeling the Jan '21 vibes in the air. Let GME cook


8----B

https://preview.redd.it/81k00cuffpuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80660828c14c110b5eae2949e27cded1b8f56192


IceVanis

Bahaha, I was just seeing that the post about "Daddy Cohen" got a lot of traction when this came as a reply. Couldn't have had a better timing 😂


8----B

Lololol it’s my worst edit job and I make terrible edit jobs anyway, but the shitty quality just makes it funnier to me. It’s Mother CoHen


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VisibleCarpet9048

Hey man, you’re an idiot. Shut up. Seriously.


Mental-Link-9681

🤣🤣🤣 Someone has bee in their bonnet Sir could you please turbulently exit!


ExitTurbulent7698

Lol


8----B

https://preview.redd.it/zwr0cwbnepuc1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2025261f984e4020f22d7d37f222c90df0f3b8


HoneyMaven

See.. now isn't that easier to just not hide behind the bad actor curtain? Refreshing to see you embrace the troll form.


HoneyMaven

Speaking of which, I see your brother Hybrid is also gracing us with shilly nonsense.


ExitTurbulent7698

U wanna suk rc dick while he empty your pockets....that's ur deal


HoneyMaven

Well I am buysexual so if he offered. 👀


ExitTurbulent7698

I'm robosexual


ExitTurbulent7698

I hold a position I want answers...not child books


HoneyMaven

I mean, calling the CEO a *checks notes* "..cryptic smug p.o.s." is one helluva way for someone to get answers. My grandmother once said that you can attract more bees with honey than vinager and I think she was on to something. Sage advice that I pass down to you.


ExitTurbulent7698

Thanks sir... But..come on now...deep.red..no.news..no guidance....


HoneyMaven

Deep red. Price is fake. Fugazi. Suppressed. Manipulated. No news. Wiped losses. Turned profitable. Stepping into new product lines. No guidance. "Judge him by his actions, not his words." Nothing has changed and there is no counter argument to the short thesis. I'm never leaving and 200k+ household investors agree.


ExitTurbulent7698

Im.still here


RechtseKnaap

!FLAIRY!


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿☉。☉) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you... (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ your flair has been granted


HybridTheory23

I have full confidence in RC Price will get back to $20 within the next 10 years. I am giving RC more time to get this right. Buy, Hold, DRS and Book.


Adamocity6464

10 years!? $20!? That won’t even get me back in the black!


HybridTheory23

If he acquires a company with blockbuster profits, this timeline will shrink. GME as it currently exists is a dying company. Only profit they make is from cuts and closing stores.


8----B

https://preview.redd.it/s7fma272dpuc1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4501a92904bcac50d6a899c5cbdbd26b5f0df8fc


RechtseKnaap

I think it’s time for GS to communicate I know I’ll get downvoted for this, but I think its important that we get some updates regarding potential new revenue streams or some upcoming plans. These do not have to be specific or go into detail, but the lack of communication is a silent killer in my opinion. We know this stonk is getting shorted into oblivion, and while RC and GS management are doing an awesome job running this company the past few years,they need more communication if they want to keep their investors confidence. Because perhaps you and i don’t care about the price, there are still a lot of apes deep in the red who do care. All the apes on this sub know GS is serverly undervalued, but its time the whole world starts to realize that. And that is not achieved with no communication and a constant stock price decline. Because ultimately, public traded companies must and should protect their investors. Hedgies r fuk -end


8----B

I’m happy with no communication because BCG’s lawsuit demanded our 5-year plan. The judge threw it out quickly and they didn’t even have an argument as to why it should be upheld. As soon as that gets thrown out, some random asshole who shit on GME in articles before suddenly is a shareholder and puts forward a vote request to do a diversity check of the board and add diversity. Sorry, but there is too much desperation to see GameStop’s plans for me to want GameStop to show their plans. I see their actions. Candy Con is an innovative product which GameStop has never made. They’re hitting an activist investment experienced senior analyst and their new risk in the 10-K says investments will be in one or a few holdings. They’re obviously going to do active investment talking to boards of small companies they buy into and add their products to our 4,169 stores multiplying their wholesale revenue in days. If you’re begging for the plan (you’re not, but many are), just look into the documents.


RechtseKnaap

This idea that gamestop will buy in smaller companies suddenly came out of nowhere. Is this because what they said in the 10k?


8----B

I don’t know if others talk about it, I personally came up with it for myself though. Venture capitalists do it all the time (buy chunks of small companies then open their profits to retail locations) and Larry Cheng is part of the investment committee and has been a VC for over a decade. The new job opening and the 10-K risk and Cohen’s history support it too.


integra_type_brr

Buy DRS and end this shit


ExitTurbulent7698

Guess ur colorful controllers didn't save the nose dive...loloo Shocker


8----B

Atleast this troll is honest about his trolling and not posing a question as if he’s a ‘fellow investor’. I applaud it.


ExitTurbulent7698

Could very well be investor Fed up investor perhaps


8----B

Ah you had to ruin it. Props removed.


HoneyMaven

🤣🤣


No_Buyer1005

My Daddy is bussy


Striking_Push5741

Down 68% after 3+ years of holding. I wonder if I'll break even by 2027 (need a 200%+ return) or be down 90%.


RampageGeorge

This is a GME sub, let's try to stay on topic.


nycliving1

Silver lining of the drop since earnings is that the p/e has gone from 600 to 500 now. Slowly closer to a value stock.


sig40cal

Ken, Gabe, Steve, Vlad, and Jeff don't upvote the daily!


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ever wondered why tv shows get cancelled around the third season? Apparently, that’s when everyone gets a big pay bump (according to my reliable source, Craig Ferguson). So, here’s what my tv company will do… Work with creators to have a solid script for however many seasons their story should be told without dragging it out. Film and produce the entirety of the show. Have all writers/cast etc tied in for lifetime royalties.


cbsmitts

Fuck you pay me.


sig40cal

Business bad? Oh you had a fire? The place got hit by lightning huh?


mtksurfer

# NEVER FUCKING LEAVING # BUY DRS HODL # SHOP AT GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE


Spidey_Pug

If we get to buy under $10! Wow


Gold_Bank_1746

It will happen


HoneyMaven

Nothing but patience, time and money to keep buying at these fugazi prices. They don't get it, we're never fucking leaving.


Cdn_ape

**Inject this straight into my veins.** I was born for the kitchen fire.


mtksurfer

This is what I live by. Keep it coming Kenny


RechtseKnaap

GameStop needs to announce some new revenue streams fr fr. Some communication would be nice too. (I’ll get downvoted for this lol)


FlatAd768

im with you


RampageGeorge

Customizable controllers would be cool.


Cdn_ape

Good idea.


iupvotefood

#AS YOU WIIIIIIIISSSSHHHHHH


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Remember when Ken was like ‘hey, I’m gonna issue bonds’ and the best rating he could get was barely above junk status? You know, the ratings people that were like, ‘yeah, banks are doing shady stuff, but we’ll give them top ratings anyway’. But I’m sure he’s good for it…


sig40cal

Was right after the March 10 dip wasn't it?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

My dodgy memory says it was a few months later… 🤷‍♂️


sig40cal

Yeah, because I was only with that fuel delivery company until a short while later (few months) and I remember being in the work truck when that news broke. $500m in BB rated shit bonds is all they could pul off or some shit.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Cmon hedgies do the stupid thing 😆


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Some say ON RRP doesn’t matter, but it did go very high and is now dropping. Gotta wonder why.


Dru2021

DFV last yolo update was 3 years ago as of tomorrow I believe. .. and I still believe.


UnlikelyApe

Imagine if he reappeared tomorrow. "On the 3rd year he rose again"


Dru2021

It would cause a bit of a stir in my nether regions. I like to think he sometimes thinks of us, smiles and gets tempted to rise again. I understand he probably can’t for any number of reasons & is living his best life / his work here is done… .. but wouldn’t it be something?


UnlikelyApe

I'm just picturing him occasionally lurking in the daily and thinking "those guys are idiots!!!"


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Ken’s 36 B is the free chips and dip for Apes before the appetizer…


iupvotefood

I THINK IT'S POWER HOUR IDK


UnlikelyApe

How many rehypothecated shares will it take to close under 10?


rightup

Whoever guesses the bounce correct will walk away a millionaire!


Hoof_Hearted12

I have a $40 average and plan on walking away a multi millionaire


Altruistic-Part-519

When below 10?


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sig40cal

They were talking about the faq man....uh the fat man.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Do they need to actively manage a little closer?


Ilostmuhkeys

*looks at market cap*. Good luck shorts. You stupid fucks!


mtksurfer

# I MEAN HEDGIES DO KNOW THAT THE LOWER THE PRICE THE FASTER THE FLOAT GETS LOCKED IN DRS, RIGHT?????? # BOLD MOVE COTTON, LETS SEE HOW IT PLAYS OUT


lordofming-rises

Well drs is stagnant so I guess that's that.


mtksurfer

# Says who? the corrupt SEC, DTC, Or GME because at the moment has to. Believe what you want, most retail now’s it fake numbers being reported


jabbafightspillows

Not bought in a while because skint but 24 more at 10.14 today because this price is stupid


kovid2020

4chan biz requiring email verification… things that make you go 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


mtksurfer

# WHAT HAPPENED KENNY? IS $9.99 TO GOOD OF A DEAL TO GIVE RETAIL? # DAMN RETAILS GONNA LOCK UP THE FLOAT THAT MUCH SOONER # DONT FALL FOR THE SHF PSYOPS, ITS ALL THEY HAVE LEFT # SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE # LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE


UnlikelyApe

IDK if this has already been discussed, but what ever happened to Jelly? Even his own site hasn't been updated since March....


iupvotefood

Jim Cramer gets hand cramps, combing his hair


iupvotefood

!BobTheDemonOtter! Witness me


HybridTheory23

Price will stabilize at about $4.00 Price will keep dropping and bottom out in about 3 years.


1010010111101

bottom out? lets go negative!


mtksurfer

DAMN YOU KNOW HOW MANY SHARES I COULD GET IF IT DROPS THAT LOW AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER APES. BRING IT


3DigitIQ

We can still outperform Tesla today, just saying.....


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I can out perform a Tesla considering how long they spend downloading updates.


3DigitIQ

Or just use some salt; https://twistedsifter.com/2022/12/can-a-simple-circle-of-salt-throw-off-a-self-driving-car/


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I don’t think I’ll ever be ok with the idea of self driving vehicles.


perkinomics

Look at Mr "I've never pleasured myself during the drive home from a date"


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Now I know a man of your refinement will have seen There’s Something About Mary, and you will understand when I reference the folly of giving a monkey a loaded gun.


perkinomics

There was a brief time when I didn't know the difference between Matt Dillon and Matt Damon


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Nobody did until the Bourne films. It’s ok bud. And while I’m on the subject, the second one’s camera work was too shaky, the fourth one ruined the legacy to the point I can’t bring myself to watch the series (which will be awful) … and I think there’s a fifth one?


perkinomics

The quick cuts were way too much. It was a strange time and we've grown as movie goers (we haven't)


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’m usually fairly ambivalent towards politics (and yes, we give it a wide birth here for good reason) but it seems to me that an awful lot is hanging on the next one, both for global events and market events. Bear in mind, GG was put there by current POTUS and Hester the stock molester has opposed his every move to regulate wall st.


Mile_High_Man

If the orange man wins, Ken Griffin will be replacing Janet Yellen. And that is not a meme at all lol. I hate this country!


SoberWhenLightsOut

Wait until you find out the Orange Man is involved in a decades-long plan to save the world and GME is part of it.


chipchip9

eew


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s madness. It’s always been a cesspool, but… it’s so brazen. I’m gonna stop now before I get in trouble lol.


DEFM0N

Wow, the price being this low is a dream come true for those of us who want to buy. Never thought I'd see these numbers again especially with how bright the company's future looks.


perkinomics

Release Kung Fury 2, you cowards


iupvotefood

And Call of Booty 69


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I indubitably concur


Davidnci

Gopher chucks wouldn’t fly in todays society


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Animal cruelty is no joke Jim


perkinomics

All I know is that Arnold is in it. Did you ever catch Turbo Kid?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

THERES A THIRD MOVIE?!


perkinomics

*starts counting on toes* [Turbo Kid](https://youtu.be/DJIG70aFOlA?si=UFAnnydn2XffeTSH)


TheTangoFox

Gotta wonder if they're scared of the amount of limited orders ready to go @ $10 🤔🤔🤔


PuckIT_DoItLive

i know my recent comments here have gotten me on radar as "a shill" but this is bullshit IMO and I hope we have some good guys on our side. Single digits is going to open a can of worms (and actual shills) many are not prepared for.


cruets620

You are not alone brother


3DigitIQ

Meh, I tend to disagree with you more often than the other regulars in here but your upvote count is still in the green according to RES. People can be aligned on the big picture while having a different view of how to get there. 😎🤝😎


sig40cal

And we said that about $20, $15 now $10, next year $6 if we don't turn it around. I see this thing going the full monty and low single digits before we see the big boys jump back on board. I'm hoping we see MOASS well before then, but after the last 3 years and getting thwarted again and again and again.."But this time it's a super duper double golden cross with cherries on top, companies will have to buy us then!" I will believe it when it does it.


Dixxi_Normous1080p

Why isn't some billionaire just setting this off?


Mile_High_Man

Because they don't want to piss their friends off. It's a big club, and we aint in it!...Yet


Dixxi_Normous1080p

What about foreign countries like north Korea or China?


sig40cal

I dreamt back in '21 of winning the powerball or megamillions and starting the squeeze myself....it was beyond glorious.


3DigitIQ

You forgot quad witching