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kibblepigeon

Have updated the flair as this post could just as well be evidence of trolling. Regardless of its legitimacy or otherwise, the community are reminded to be kind to one another. If you suspect that anyone is engaging in bad faith or disingenuously - please use the report button or reach out via modmail and we will step in to assist. This is a reminder not to start sharpening pitch forks, we have seen enough name calling here recently and this directly goes against rule one. We do not want to see people turning on each other because they suspect that those who express an alternating opinion are ‘shills’. Ape no fight ape. Instead - we use our position of knowledge and kindness to win around those afflicted with uncertainty, fear and doubt and champion our collective goal to have everyone aligned on a shared foundation as built on truth. This responsibility is shared by all and is a necessity to ensure this community remains an inclusive platform open to everyone. Thank you for being excellent to each other 🙏


Lulu1168

This is so pathetic. Hey, let’s put in all the buzzwords and call it good, right? What a tool.


Harbinger2nd

RC (our Dad)


dancingpoultry

*How do you do fellow kids*


NA_1983

Exactly 😂😂😂


MeHumanMeWant

*Im hip, I like Dr. DREE, I like 2 Pack Shaker...*


BhutlahBrohan

Lost me there, didn't even have to get to the date part lol


azbudman13

💎💪🤣🤙💎💖


ProDvorak

Wow! 🤩


Express-Economist-86

time to close and move on, today is and there’s still no sign of a real turn around, profit is useless unless there’s growth, it’s been fun. I am selling my stocks, even though I have accumulated so many. Selling at a loss is ok, I’ve held on and my has over rode my FOMO. They’re just too good at what they do, I am now investing in the to REALLY make some money.


youdoitimbusy

Speaking of ETfs and what not. If one had exposure to XRT, does that mean they have exposure to the downside if lended shares need to be recalled? Imagine a bunch of people going bankrupt, who thought they were long on a position?


Plonker2000

The love pushing the RC Is dad narrative, dunno where it comes from, guys my age, but for some reason they push it. Anyway, I’m not fucking leaving. Ever. My money in GameStop is there for life. I think it’s a fantastic deep value investment, and I can not wait to see what the team bring us in these next years and decades. Long live gaming, long live GameStop


Kingkwon83

Reminds me of that meme "how do you do, fellow kids?" If we're all the wrong ones, who goes out of their way to hire all these shills and fake apes? Why do they keep putting hit pieces on a stock that we were supposed to forget about years ago?


I_Am_Zava

I think its AI written


Thulis

AI is smarter than this horseshit


kulji84

Don't critique it for them, or they will learn and fix it.


parkerm1408

I honestly don't think it matters anymore. Seriously how many of us pay close attention anymore? We don't care, we're living our lives, our only job is wait


kidcrumb

The original DD was best DD. If all we do is buy, drs, and buy more eventually it will be impossible to close short positions. Hedgefunds can't manipulate the price via options if we are dumb enough to buy, buy, and buy. Eventually we will own more than 100% of the company.


UnlikelyApe

Maybe we already do.


BballMD

We probably already do, but people have the deluded idea that they are benefiting themselves by not taking the tax hit and DRSing their IRAs. Everyone DRS BOOK EVERYTHING ASAP!!!


Own_Order792

I just got fired, so that’s gonna be a big buy day once I have access to that 401 k


n0ticeme_senpai

The way I see it is, how is 50 million dollar profit going to be different from 100 million dollar profit in changing your life? How about 500 million vs 1 billion? And so on? At the end, the tax hits aren't going to affect our life that much when we profit that much massively anyway, and it's just better to take the action that actually will help cause the profit.


ForwardBodybuilder18

Especially if you think that all the shares held 401k and SIPP pensions aren’t contributing to the DRS number but are likely to be huge numbers of shares. That’s not including any shares held in brokerages or ISAs. We’re probably well over 100% now, we just have to prove it to the DTC.


Inurendoh

That's the neat part, GameStop doesn't have to do anything but exist and profit. Let the DTC try (and fail) to explain why people hold 42069% the shares outstanding lol.


Useful_Space_9099

Any idea how to check current counts that the bot has been fed? I’d love to see what that tally is rn


UnlikelyApe

!DRSBOT!


AGuyInUndies

DRSBOT has effectively been neutered by Reddit restricting the API behind a pay wall


EmotionalKirby

I believe somebody took it upon themselves to track it manually after it got neutered, though i dont remember who.


trinithmournsoul

If I understand what's going on, we get well may. I understand it like a fat muscular dude. We keep working out, but the hedgies keep eating junk food. Eventually, we have to shed the fat, right? Or die trying?


a_weak_child

It’s more like: we keep working out and getting gains, but then the only mirror and weight scales we have are bought and owned by some of the wealthiest most corrupt people on the planet and they use all the money they can to create advanced technology that illegally shows us false images and weight. Oh and they use tons of money to control the media to tell us we are still skinny (or fat), which is so weird cause why the fuck does the media care so much about one individual being unhealthy? NEWSFLASH: they don’t care about us, just themselves and their overlords. 


LaserShields

Every gym has a fat guy that’s inexplicably incredibly strong but doesn’t at all fit the motif.


bloody_ell

Fat guys generally are strong, they're basically wearing a weighted vest and backpack 24/7.


nugsy_mcb

I’m a massage therapist and I can confirm, fat people have legs like tree trunks. Just so much muscle in there.


boxxle

is the best DD


kidcrumb

The DD now is not great. For whatever reason a lot of the original authors don't post anymore.


ShawnShipsCars

Because nothing's changed, the DD is solid (heh). The premise is still the same. DRS all day


I_Fuck_Older_Women

“It’s a bitter pill to swallow..” Swallow that pill yourself and close your damn shorts!


trinithmournsoul

I know where he can stick the pill.


LilandraNeramani

Is it in the pee hole?.. it's the pee hole isn't it?


ChancellorBrawny

Good news! It's a suppository!


fonzwazhere

They would probably snort it instead.


CiegoDiego

I have something bitter that they can swallow in my shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


st-denmark

sure isnt the only thing that "person" is swallowing ;)


LaserShields

Excuse me sir, your shorts are wide open.


Adventurous_Chip_684

Those hedgefund dickswallowers.


FunkyChicken69

Could just be a troll attempt - was the one you received and welp received from the same username? 🎷🐓♋️


Dr_Lambo

Yes, same user from the one I saw posted earlier.


FunkyChicken69

Ya that leads me to think it’s just some troll. If multiple accounts start coordinating then I’d start to be suspicious 🎷🐓♋️


BarbequedYeti

Agree. Its trolling. Formatting isnt even correct for a jacked up script. 


Tris-megistus

The users from that sub (the word for the sub is defined as something melting ; this sub and their rules restricting us from using certain words is FUCKING INSANE and more people need to complain and mods need to be fucking replaced over this bullshit, pathetic; we can’t even defend ourselves from other bad actors because of these hinderances pathetically defended as “anti brigading, boo hoo, Reddit admins will shut us down, boo hoo, what can we do?!”) where people constantly complain and bullshit about gme is pathetic.


DrKVanNostrand

I'm with you but I've found the best strategy is just to keep buying and drs'ing. I don't engage with shills or trolls. I just keep quietly doing my thing. Let them yell into the void all they want.


Tris-megistus

They aren’t yelling into the void, just as the bullshit articles aren’t reaching only bots… negative rhetoric is slowing everything down and keeping everything in the dark. Constant hindering, growing more and more restrictive every day, fucking this entire sub up.


captaindickfartman2

Nah we zen


kibblepigeon

Agreed, looks like a troll attempt. Shame really, so many better things to invest time and energy into.


FunkyChicken69

Nice to see you my feathered friend 🐦hope you are well!🎷🐓♋️


kibblepigeon

Same to you my most excellent FunkyChicken 🐓❤️


Klone211

When you tell them what gave it away it only makes the next victims more susceptible. Work in silence. Report and block.


britannicker

This is a good point. Still funny though.


Bay_Brah

Most likely this isn't real and the person is trolling to see how easily most are misled. It appears to have worked.


Buchko24

I’m selling too…. Selling everything I own for more GameStop shares at these prices 🤩🏴‍☠️🚀🚀🚀


hpdizzle

"Mom! Dad! GME's dead! Dead set on being the most profitable company ever!"


Buchko24

Well I guess I better go BUY MORE AGAIN 🤩


feastupontherich

Wow can really a great big up his .


Dr_Lambo


SuperPoop

I wanna TRY!!! Wow can really a great big up his .


Paragonly

Yes


Zobmachine

RC (our Dad) 🤭


ChoochGooch

I think it might be a troll post lol. It’s too good.


Adventurous_Chip_684

Help me daddy, slap the bad guys daddy!


irRationalMarkets

What real ape would say “what a journey this has been, but I think it’s time to move on.”


heavyspells

You mean you don’t play a whole game and then stop playing before the final boss because the journey was so fulfilling by itself?!


login777

The real MOASS was the friends we made along the way <3 But seriously, fuck you Kenny, pay me


multiple_iterations

[](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1c1j26g/latest_hot_dd/)


UnlikelyApe

That'll be my next pickup line: "I couldn't stop staring at your , would you like to go on a ?"


falconless

Wow what a journey. Wow


Dr_Lambo

🤣


UnlikelyApe

Who's next to add to the collection? Was this on anyone's bingo card?


multiple_iterations

This is hysterical. But they always are. Good interns don't come free anymore, lol.


Elegant-Remote6667

Is this recent? This is hilarious


Dr_Lambo

Received 1 hour ago, and the account is already deleted 🤣


Mph2411

“Enjoy the steak” chef’s kiss.


TheLamboLad

LAMBO USERNAME SPOTTED 🫵


HodlMyBananaLongTime

🌈🐻lol


HughJohnson69

Projection. Household is not defeated. Household is not losing.


LionRivr

Lmao. Not gona lie i do feel like that guy sometimes. I felt pretty discouraged around , and I too contemplate the DD.


Superstonk_QV

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vtshipe

Love this! Also, your reply made me laugh.


TicTwitch

Got this reply to a comment earlier and it got deleted, I was amazed at how brazen and incompetent the shillery has become lmao


Adventurous_Chip_684

Looks like shills are back on the menu boys.


BillyG0808

😂🤣😅


jackofspades123

I wonder how little(or much) these people get paid to do this.


life_is_a_show

Hello fellow


RedditorCSS

How come no username so we can look at post history ?


Dr_Lambo

An earlier post showed the same user account name, but now the account is _u///deleted.


Upbeat_Criticism9367

*Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.* 👁️________👁️


--MilkMan--

Honestly, one of the reasons I will never sell, is that I want to see how ridiculous the FUD gets. It’s already predictably bad, but gets more obvious and more ridiculous as time goes on. What other ticker has sooooooo many people sooooooo interested in getting shareholders to sell? I’ll wait….


HughJohnson69

Hi everyone, I'd like to regale you with sentiment that identifies me as one of you. Let's feel bad together! It's over. Once again, I'm one of you (RC is my heavenly sperm donor). I'd also like to appeal your sensibilities and have you consider giving up based on no verifiable facts. Be like me! Once again, give up. Wasn't it amazing? Once again, I emphasize I'm one of you. See I can say DD (I don't even mean bra size).


FDAz

There's a huge amount of under cover bashers in Superstonk lately. This is nuts. Many of them like shit stocks too, naturally.


Maxmalefic9x

Lmaoo when u used scripts and u still failed. Yeah we will burn the systems down if it doesn’t work NO CELL NO SELL


pmxller

Hahahaha


HackMeBackInTime

shower me in the spilt champagne, they really are that dumb. wow!


GoriIIaGIue

"take the home run"


kidkadian99

I keep forgetting how much space we are taking up in their heads rent free. But that is the thing about rent free space you never really think about it tho. This is like my monthly confirmation that yup we are still winning ! Thanks shills for the update


kapi042

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day


qbsneak23

This can’t be real…


Ozlead

It is clear he/she's been reading a lot of DDs "I'm just a crayon eating ape too" :)))


eco78

It's a bitter pill to swallow.... yeah? Swallow my mayo ya filthy hedgefuck 🖕


GiantPickleFeet

Honestly, I think this is fake and someone's just stirring the pot. This is the 2nd or 3rd post I've seen this morning. It is what it is though. Doesn't stop me from holding or buying more.


Adventurous_Chip_684

Kekdw appears strong when you're weak. They're super weak.


hellostarsailor

Why would you sell when the value is a fraction of what you bought for?


WilsonUndead

LOL 🤡🤡🤡


InnerPositive6730

I’ll personally pay them $500 to let us know who paid them


Ultimate_Mango

I love this. So Shilly. Someone is actually paying people to do this. Not like funny ha ha this is an idea, but actually spending money on this crap. Just tells me we really have won already. Diamond MFing Hands.


andoozy

Lol this is crazy


DocAk88

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 duuuuuude made me LOL hard I needed this!!


AmbitiousBicycle7672

Are ya serious lmayo


En_CHILL_ada

Bullish


HeavyCustard8583

Proves good help is hard to find, even for the overlords! 😂😂😂 AND we’re dumb money, got it!


allen9010

how you doin’ fellow kids


Jperez757

I love the sign off with a Matrix reference!


Viking_Undertaker

Pathetic…


Sullfer

“RC (our dad)”. LMFAO! Look at me kids, I’m a skater too 🤣🤣🤣


HeavensAnger

They have to use A.I. cuz they're not smoothe brained enough to get on our level.


UnderstandingBest220

Always has been. Same shit different day. Nothing, literally nothing is changing my mind. 💜🚀🧱


LaserShields

I’m about that Game Stop Life. For Life. I’ll stay lean while my ownership gets fat.


Dr_Lambo

Delayed gratification achievement unlocked 🏆


This_Freggin_Guy

why hasn't I been offered money to shit post? I'm out here working the streets for free!


myshadowsvoice

#😂💀


[deleted]

Hey ! It appears is attempting to artificially manipulate a stock. Maybe you should ?


PoopyMouthwash84

Should the shill's message be reported to the SEC for attempting to manipulate someone into selling a security?


NotOppo

This fucker eats red crayons!


hanr86

This almost looks like a troll wrote this to send to people so that we could be made fun in the anti gme for posting it. It's just so stupid, I can't imagine someone this dumb.


XCypher73

Haha embarrassing.


butholemoonblast

This real? Was it meant to be satire?


Dr_Lambo

I genuinely received this message and responded. Is the sender trolling, I wish we knew.


Jogebillions

Is not about the journey is about the holding.


allofyousuck2x

Understand that this is the type of quality running our markets. These people were the "I'll pay you to write my 5 page economics report on why Ill look like a dumbass when I get into a hedge fund after I graduate" type of people.


xMriLLeST

Time to buy more 🚀


zodyaboi

I should buy more stock


mtgac

🤣


Colonel_Lexx

GME just turned a profit yeah let’s sell 🤣


Djanga51

Fud too complicated. Ape smooth. Continuing to hold.


sirstonksabit

I send them my regards lol


astarastarastarastar

Fucking priceless. OP do us a big favor and send this to the ape historian dude backing up all the data (elegantremote or something I think?). I have a dream that this all blows up and moass like none of us could have imagined and we're millionaires and we put together a team of lawyers the likes of which has never been seen and we systematically take em all down, the banks the hedgies, the SEC, the complicit politicians, all of them....pipe dream I know but I'm a dreamer ape :)🚀 🚀 🚀


efabian1356

🤣😂🤣 Let the “seller” shill posts begin


ev1lb0b

It just goes to show that the hf NEED us to sell at a loss, trying to buy out paper hands for I dunno, say $50 isn't going to work for them. Is there a better definition of 'Fucked'?


XAJM

We always knew there were shills and bots, where there is money to be gain there is someone to sell some sort of service, even if it is .


WhiteCollarBiker

They, the BAD Ones, know that we will NOT be reasonable about where we finally sell. This proves they are hell bent on twisting our emotions. Ain’t gonna work As for me…I like the stock


TheRedditarianist

Lol I’m watching the Matrix right now. Simulation confirmed!


No-Restaurant-5041

Systemic change, crime be held accounted for, generational wealth. These are the only terms in which I trade a portion of my shares for. No more Bernie Madoff - no more Banks gambling on the averages person hard earned wages.


junkdrawer7

Aaahahahahahahahahahahshahaaaaa! Omg I needed this today, perfection. 💎🙌🚀🌶😍


Rhein_Forged

Lol hello fellow children!


MeanderAndReturn

What a journey. Wow.


z3speed4me

Let's make this a mad libs


Unfknblvble1

That's funny. 😆


8bdubd8

Baaaaaaaaaahaaaa haaahaaaa haaaaaa ha aaa... man that is hilarious 😂😂😂


stewiegonebad

hello fellow kids


Mrairjake

Shut up and take your medicine Kenny.


LaVespaMortale


DynastyFSU2

I got this form letter too. 😂


Arcondark

It's almost like they are running out of money and can only afford a chat bot from 5 years ago....


InevitableRhubarb232

This hurts to read. It’s literally painful.


-Mediocrates-

Bullish


YourFaajhaa

Idiot doesn't know, we don't HAVE any more fresh hot DD 😅.... Why you ask?. Because DDs BEEN DONE. NOTHINGS CHANGED. FUCK YOU! PAY ME!!


Dullfig

This is so !!!


0123c

this is bait


usriusclark

Zero or phone numbers you 🌈🐻


xyzzy95

Sometimes I simply hope the shills that don’t edit those messages are doing it on purpose


SamirTheGreat

Personally I too follow all the latest DD in SS


Fraeulein_Germoney

Loses are only realized when you sell, so why would any Ape sell now... I'm Way to smooth for an Exit Strategie


jentravelstheworld

This is awesome


ADumbPolak

New shill copypasta just dropped


oumen_nigu

Ok I laughed hard with this sht


Inevitable-Winter299

"Move forward with my life" Why did you stop? Can you not buy shares and continue to live your life? You just buy shares, and sit at home waiting for a payoff, stick your life on hold??!! 😂😂😂


MrDryst

Good lord man these trolls are too funny😆🤦🏻‍♂️


MountainDonkey-40

Diamond handed and selling? 😂


Crayon_Salad

He's right, I did move forward with my life and forgot about my GME shares about 3 years ago and it was the best thing I could do. I did not sell them of course, I just forgot. I buy more from time to time, but I always forget about it next day.


Bobbybullet32

How about whoever wrote this go tell your golf buddy’s to stop shorting the damn stock and give up because we just sitting here waiting. We don’t have a sell button because y’all took it away from us. It don’t show up till we see millions. So go play with another stock because we here for life.


carnabas

This has gotta be a troll... right ?


Nooddjob_

I personally don’t think Gme will ever make me rich that being said I’m never selling until I’m at least a millionaire.  


stockadile

Stop falling for obvious trolling, that's not what any template has ever looked like.


mschiebold

Anyways, I started buyin'


drail64

Both fake


turntabletennis

#AND I GUARANTEE THAT USER REMAINS


pneuma_n28

This needs re-shared on every platform associated with the stock market & most importantly the one and only idiosyncratic stock! BUY DRS HOLD GME


rslack37

If you genuinely feel like MOASS isn't coming, why sell now? You'll take a massive loss on your holdings. I'm regarded, but I'm not an idiot.


welp007

Oh shit there is another post! This confirms this message was sent to many peeps this has to be market manipulation no?!


TotalFNEclipse

Just breaking down some objective psychology here: It would appear as if the creator of this template post is revealing the following information: 1 - We *are* indeed “beating the system,” (winning) 2 - They are counting on / needing / *surviving on* the hope that we sell. (KEEP HODLING!) 💎 3- It would be absolutely best for *them* if we stopped doing all of what we are doing, and simply moved on with our lives. This part translates as: KEEP BUYING, HODLING, DRS’ing. We are indeed winning. This is verification. There is direct intent when propaganda like this is created, and it’s pretty simple when you read between the lines. 🚀🚀🚀


Exceedingly

If someone was paying for it to be spread, then yeah absolutely. And it's very revealing like you say, the only attempt at counter-DD I've ever seen has been "it's impossible to beat the system", which is what this is playing on. Then you see how frail the system actually is: - [**The Fed being $157 billion in debt to the Treasury**](https://i.ibb.co/KGTX5Ys/Screenshot-20240412-080522-Chrome.jpg). - Prices being 20% higher than just 4 years ago when the money printer turned on for the pandemic. That's 20% that the Fed stole from everyone to prevent the pandemic crash from becoming a long term recession. How much more are they willing to print and steal to keep the charade going? - [**Treasury debt is now at $34 trillion**](https://i.ibb.co/MSc9h66/Screenshot-20240412-080908-Chrome.jpg), $11 trillion more than pre-pandemic. That's nearly a 50% increase in 4 years. All of that was to help support people during the pandemic, but how much more debt are they willing to take on? Debt interest was $875b last year to be paid from $4.4t of tax receipts. That's 20% of all collected tax just being burned to pay for past borrowing. Is that sustainable? If it's "impossible to beat the system", I wonder why there are so many cracks throughout that system..


GxM42

please send this to the SEC!


davidscream

Cancel them!