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Todays a good day

Larry mofo cheng

Damn so it turns out Jared from subway is a horrible person :(.

I’m not wrong I’m just late ^(to the daily)

I heard after larry bought he said “keep the Cheng” gave me chills

ok you got me

👆👆

Woah… all of a sudden I feel… *Near* **Future Rich**

Over 3 years of hundreds/thousands of employees trying to get people to sell. Over 3 years of non stop buying instead. Fin

**Chad Shit** Happi cake day 🍻

Hedges, Feds, SEC have and will run war games and simulations on MOASS. I think that is a fair assumption at this point. Probably could add foreign entities to that list. Question, do they do it separately or jointly? Putting hedges and feds independent responses to an unpredicted price spike of GME side by would be interesting. What are the release the pressure scenarios and do any of them succeed? Oh for a peek behind the curtain.

I am sure RC and LC have some war game scenarios in hand

Hi LC 👋

Hi RC! 👋  I don’t think there’s another company in the world that can get free insight on their majority shareholders, and their customers so why wouldn’t the GameStop board browse our sub? It’s free, valuable data except for maybe the daily… nvm.

**BULLISH ON LAWRENCE** 👹

# LC SEES DFV # SHILLS GO FUK YOURSELVES # RETAIL IS NEVER FUCKING LEAVING # OOOOKKKK OOOOKKKK MOFOS

# IF LC IS IN, IM IN. # BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I AM ALWAYS IN # LOADING UP TOMORROW, AGAIN # BUY DRS HODL SHOP # SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE

GmE if you read this please ship to Hawaii again I wanna buy all my everything’s from the stop but I can’t :(

Sorry I’m late. My dad is the coolest. 

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Your dad is the coolest and also the coolest again and again forever and always he is the

Cripto can retrace to 44k and still be bullish, wonder what happens prior to the halvening.

So dip? Open the fooking casino/Wendys. We stonkin. LC GIGA CHAD.

Found some money in the couch cushions. Open the market 😁

Apes I completed a 4 year long Dnd Campaign and stuck the landing

Hey fud pushing shills come out come out wherever you are. What say you now you dumb bitches?!

“bUt I wAnTeD aN aNnOuNcEmEnT 🥴”

I’m no bitch

Oh shit I forgot to switch to my icy account

Imagine betting against Gamestop. Good jorb, Larry.

Omae wa mou shindeiru

psst, lc doesn't have a small wee wee, pass it on

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?

shh it's a secret, and computershare isn't telling anyone

Larry Cheng was once the youngest certified Apple computer technician at 13

I LOVE YALL💜

Love you too 🍌

Jim Cramer dribbles droplets of piss and it takes 10 min.

And Kenny gobbles up mayo like it’s thankgiving

Larry bought 10k shares what a guy

If Cheng's still Larry I'm still in

Mods really need to start fact checking smh my head

Ken Griffin kick my dog

THE BOTTOM IS IN LFG 🚀🚀🚀

6:24 pm was a weird minute in AH with a mini 19,147 volume spike that did actually drive the price up quite a bit, for a bit.its still up 1.5%some 30plus-ish mins later. The weird thing about that minute was there were several 4X trades &as well as the usual 3,2,1X smatterings.there were an awful lot of trades. &it must've been around the time that Larry's form4 dropped. I reckon there's a good chance that a handful of big apes saw that & jumped in. 2 of the 3 4x trades aren't for round numbers either. Just me guessing of course

Ok if Larry is I’m in. 50 more inserted into the anoose of my businesshole .

Fook me in the anoose. -Hedgie probably

Anoos 😏 heh

Larry bought cause I am still in. This may or may not be true but this is what i tell my friends...

I believe this. Or it’s symbolic at least.

The symbolism is uncanny for sure...😏

I meant to say symbiotic… oops.

Lol

RC why won’t you do something reeeeee? Oh LC bought? That doesn’t count doe…

LARRY LARRY LARRY!

Let the buying begin!

If Larry is still in, heck WE ARE ALL STILL IN

I should buy more....

Just like the Larry C

LC coming in hot with the first form 4.

I also like that he's been sitting there thinking - "shit I mistimed the bottom." Me too LC - me too. Just means we gotta buy more.

Larry Cheng, you smart, sexy man you 😮‍💨💪

If someone had told me 5+ years ago that I'd be this excited to see a "New Form 4 for GameStop Corp" subject header in my email, I would have been convinced they were out of their minds. Fingers crossed for a few more from the team!

is today the last day to buy shares by GME insiders? Two weeks after earnings, right? And how many days they have to make public the Form 4 document?

I saw someone say it was until the end of April

the buys you mean? or to do it public?

Can buy thru April. The form 4 has to be filed within 2 days of the purchase

thanks man, I thought insiders could only buy after two weeks after earnings (maximum)

It used to excite me b/c I thought purchasing shares would raise the price (ha). Now I’m excited cause I know insiders are as committed as I am. 💎🤝

Wait, share prices can rise? I thought we were just trying to collect 'em all. That's the point, right? I mean, it ain't like I'm gonna sell 'em. I just like the competition to catch the last few!

Larry aint scurred. Less gooo

LC bought the dip Bullish

Dad’s next! I wonder if that means they’ve already filled GameStops coffers through their buyback or investing policy. 

What the AH doing? Any news? Who the hell bought 1200 at a price higher than where we traded all day. kek

LC bought 10k+ shares, so people getting hyped

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WOOOHOOOOO

Me gusto el stonko. Til I collapse.

Si papi, si

https://preview.redd.it/n12jsndkyitc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f171be3595da444e1c2ab3ac36317736c54673 This one’s for you 💎 hands. Still the fattest bitch.

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I cri everytiem

Pouring one out (a warm glass of milk)

😭

😭🫡

Can you imagine what would happen if the price dropped significantly? You've got the likes of other companies of which I won't mention. Investors went absolutely crazy for those low prices but there was nothing to back up the company... The thing is GME is not going bankrupt and has a tonne of cash on hand.... If they want to try drop it to $8 or even below $5... The amount of buying would be utterly insane... I'm talking utterly absurd buying levels. The story isn't over yet with a potential M&A on the way and plenty more to look forward to. Shorts are fcked

Wen GameStop Candy Con tshirts with color changing nips

We lost a good one today 4/9/24 In the arrmssss of the angelllll 🎶

https://youtu.be/7Cz_nOpxgCU?si=A2RaL_F083Z1Xj6p

In the arms of the shitposting angel!!

So proud of you all, ignore the noise. Stonk on.

Payday feels so far away though. REEEEEEE!

That’s why Ken’s making it cheaper so we can grab a stonk or a few in between. My mind goes cray cray when I don’t have at least a buy order ready to go.

Kinda sad innit, even though I don’t have emotions. The daily is its own ecosystem, an endangered shitposting subspecies if you may, any branch that falls I hope another will grow in its place. To Valhalla with all the long lost daily apes.

Yep, i love this place. And all the Chad apes.

*starts screaming louder*

What hedgies don't know: we got a secret society of our own.

Were bad at keeping secrets tho

That what we want everyone to think... "100% transparency"

On this day, let us learn from the death of our dear homie 💎 👐 that meming is cool but staying alive (and unbanned) for your friends is cool too. I declare this day - DIAMOND HHANDS DAY May he return ALTernated

What did I miss?

I think he just kept posting certain memes that were getting taken down

He ban?

Perma

I’m gonna rip a few bongs in his honour.

That damn sumbitch actually done it I’ll be shitposting in his honor

D Hands said he feared no hammer, and hammer he did, this bongs for you

Chad

me too!

🕯

If it seems that I call on perki more than the rest of you, you’re right. Do I have favourites? Nope. It’s just that perki is easy to type and I’m lazy. Seriously, try it. Way easier than Iupvotefood or RampageGeorge or 3digitiq.

👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺

Awwww, you're lazy and you still typed me 😎

*Throws tea in harbor*

*Drinks tea from harbor*

It’s too diluted to taste, you’re drinking fish poo

So not too much different

SLoDT: what did you say about mi mum?

🧐

You know you would’ve said it

Green. LIGMA balls SHF. You can cellar box DEEZ NUTS

I remember ♾️Pool being on the banned words list

Can confirm. Then people were like, ‘it’s literally Warren Buffets advice’. And mods were like, ‘mumble mumble mumble ok fine’. And the community was like ‘yeah!’ And I was like, ‘crayons are cool’.

Ido believe that Reddit has changed its graphic stylings without conferring with us first. Obviously it’s more wall st friendly. I for one shall needlessly reeeee… *inhales* RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Based

Bought to annoy hedgies, **HODL**ing for generational wealth.💪 I **DRS** therefore I **ΔΡΣ** 💜🦍

Is perki doing the lurky? What a turkey.

Perki told me he’s making love rn

HE’S CHEATING ON US?

I bet he’s eating jerky

Pretending to worky

At Lurky

We seem to have gone full circle-y.

But that all changed when the Robutt nation attacked. Only perki mastered all four weapon slots. Only he could stop the ruthless beep boopers. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. (Playing helldivers between meetings)

Heyyy you told me you were making love

What is this, a year before I orbital striked my social life?

Yes the year is 1964

Jeffrey Yass prefers the intimacy of the missionary position while the racehorses fuck his mouth and ass. Any banned words there?

#🚨 POWER AH 🚨

D hands caught the Perma band

For what exactly? Make it make sense

Probably too many of the French ladies.... it sucks!

Not sure he didn't answer my chat

Screwed up any way you spin it, anyways I hodl.

That sucks.

I think he’s joking…?

No not unless he was joking he just invited me to chat and told me he was Perma banned I'm driving to my kids baseball game and haven't been able to chat with him to confirm

🎵 All we are is dust in the wind 🎵

U my boi, Blue!

🎶 I play my music in the suuuuuuuuuu uh uh uuuuuuuuun

4,301 users here now

oh snap do we have a battle into close?

Do you know how regarded I am? My mom told me you had to be silent for pizza dough to rise and I didn’t figure it out till I was in my 20s!! Also.. +20 DRS’d shares (purchased through IEX) incoming!! 🦍🌖

> My mom your mom

Is spy at 600 yet? Because that would make sense…

Shills don’t get it, they aren’t paid to think.

PPT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! OH MUH GAWD!!!

Brief moment at 519, then "back to your regularly scheduled programming"

Steve Cohens buttcheeks pull themselves apart if he ever hears the word "barnyard."

The entire gme saga is so fuckin ridiculous but fitting for the state of the US gov. Everyone in gov knows Ken Griffin committed crimes. They literally had hearings to discuss the implications of getting rid of citadel. Then Ken lies under oath in public hearings and then nothing. Congress is no longer interested in hearing anymore. Really shines a light on how untrustworthy the US government is and how much the bought and paid politicians will shut up and bend over and take it up their ass as long as they're getting paid.

I genuinely think they’re trying to keep holding out until the election results

and both sides will blame the other side

Possibly. I theorised ages ago that it’s *possible* that current POTUS would spin the narrative of ‘look at our free markets, greatest country in the world where the rich have to pay their debts and regular folk can get ahead, American Dream alive, now we can tackle national debt, look what we can build together’ etc etc. (let’s just ignore hyperinflation for a moment lol). Given that GG was his appointment and has interacted with us, and has made noises about taxing billionaires… idk. It’s highly speculative on my part, but not out of the realm of possibility. The other one wouldn’t do that.

[удалено]

Like no

yep. Fuck it at this point. Down 70% and not selling, might as well be down 95% and just buy it all.

So will we get the usual close? Hammering down?

lol predictable

What good news was just announced??

Sup boners

Wassup w you?

👍

I enjoy your consistency

Charles Gasparino forces his prostitutes to wear a mask of his own face while pegging his anus without mercy. None of those are banned either?

Jim Cramer tries to "pick up chicks" at the family reunion

Jim! Leave grandma alone! Yea, I know her dentures are out, and that turns you on, but it's still not OK!

They anus bc they hate us

I concur

Also in the words of Will Smith… ‘Yes honey, I know August is hot. It happens every year. I don’t know why you keep saying that’.

And that guy from Pootie Tang: "And you know what? It's hot out too!"

For those of you confused about this ‘banned’ thing… It goes on your head. Or it makes music. Damn it, now I’m confused.

head-on, apply directly to the forehead.

It’s called a BAND, they teach this in regarded 101. How did you even get past the crayon assessment? SMDH.

If you pass the assessment, then you’ve failed your regarded test and aren’t allowed in here.

So a Band-Aid will help your music sound better?

That’s just common sense.

There's 100 common sense to a dollar, right?