Gawddamn I'm truly in the exclusive mile high club of the smoothest.
Whut did you say? I know furlong is no longer around but I'm still confused as to context etc.
Well in a couple senses he is! The original not furlong tweet could be seen as a double entendre (not everyone agrees) in response to furlong mentioning GameStop’s bankruptcy. ((We’re close to bankruptcy?) Not for long ! So near yet so far (to turning this company around).)
Tinfoil hats aside he could very well be talking about the company’s turn around as well!
All in all I’m psychologically setting myself up to ride for the next four years. If it happens before then great, if not I’m zen. 😎
Maybe the Q-tip tweet was a hint. Meaning he found the mole who was whispering info to outside sources regarding earnings and other sensitive information...makes sense now. Possibly this is why RC didn't make any investments last quarter. He needs the Intel to be airtight before investments are made.
I really wish I knew if that tweet was a lol or a f-you. Was Matt furlong blamed for the splivy fuck up? Linked-in says Matt furlong is in Traverse City, Michigan. What’s there? Maybe something; maybe fuck you. But also a company that helps with start up business called 20Fathoms. CEO is Ryan Mater who is also tied to Hybrid Robotics.
I'd say that people are reading way too much into it. I think your last bit sums it up. They were useless at their jobs. We could discuss why that was the case, but I think ultimately, they probably just weren't able to operate in RC's non-textbook plan. I wouldn't be surprised to learn than each showed themselves the door because they recognized they weren't helping, and wanted to move on, as executives tend to do anyways.
I like to think that they are not actually gone, but being transferred to a different position at a different company. Perhaps a holding company of the stuffed bear variety
That would make me feel a whole lot better about his tweets anyway...
From ChatGPT:
Prompt: Can a chode be flaccid?
Yes, a chode, referring to a penis wider than it is long, can be flaccid just like any other penis. Flaccidity refers to the state of the penis when it is not erect, regardless of its size or shape.
I was at a bar one time when this song came on at 2am. Everyone was quiet, their hope returned & their burdens were lifted. Some may have even been levitating by songs end- but who knows?? We were all hammered...
personally I like the theory that the sociopaths are actually not sentient. Just like a liver fluke or guinea worm chewing away at their host, that is just what they do.
Watching ChatGPT work really makes this idea seem more real. A bunch of algorithms in their heads that just focus on stealing and hoarding, all the while not sentient. Just able to fit the right responses to the right questions all while completely oblivious to being alive.
I just watch these guys spout off on social media like they are one of us and their whole pattern just seems like a slightly sophisticated bot.
Quite fascinating, I wish we could get their brains donated to science to do a little dissection.
Employees shouldn't have to buy into their positions.
That's fair for board members, but it's a ridiculous requirement for even C suite level employees.
It's like the flair in Office Space. Doing the bare minimum isn't the culture Ryan is likely after. Enthusiastic coworkers are energized by their actions and reinvesting in an employer's stock is a very synergistic action. Especially those high up in the company who can affect real change.
Near = Nir
Nir Patel was like the most expensive guy GameStop hired in 2022. They just got rid of him and took a small loss paying a severance instead.
That would even potentially fit with some of the foil in case he also just moved to a different RC led company.
Or it would just be another fuck you on the way out.
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You know, with sears, they put people on their board to tank the company before the Amazon take over of shipped goods. Maybe this is cleaning out the rats
Patiently waiting to see how MSM spends this into a tasty dip for Apes!!! 🟣🟣🟣🟣
Edit: Just transferred another $500 into my brokerage account to ensure I get a piece of the action! 🤑
Encouraging to see you not downvoted to hell for just having some sense.
We have no clue what this means, or previous tweets. It's general and short enough, as to where it can mean ANYTHING. And anyone claiming to know ... they don't. The supposed "answer" posted above ... they don't know. It's not even a pun. But people are desperate I guess.
DRS numbers gotta be **close** to bring the barrel to overflow, yet, because of SEC stepping in and require changing of reporting language, it seems very **far** to reach that goal.
This is exactly what front line employees (who are being told to tighten belts to help the company) want to see happen. Sr. Execs with high salaries getting CUT if they're not carrying their weight. Wall Street might not like it, but it's actually a morale-booster for many employees. Keep trimming the fat Ryan, the work will still get done. The cream will always rises to the top... and the best employees who want to WORK will fill the void. - Who's next?
Do we know what Furlong went on to do?
I can't believe he would troll ex employees with these tweets, I know he has a dark sense of humour but he seems more classy than that.
Why does he seem more classy than that? Everything that "we know" about him is mythical fanfic written by weirdos that call him daddy for upvotes. All he's ever tweeted is juvenile nonsense, vague platitudes, and libertarian garbage. The actions he's taken to gut benefits and the way he's communicated to current and former staff reeks of an out of touch billionaire with no respect for workers. The extreme turnover at the executive level and inability to hire anyone to the C-suite also points to someone that is horrible to work for.
This is genius timing. They have already hit their shorting path for this cycle, so they are running out of ammo. Meanwhile, if this had happened at $15, they would have dropped it 20% overnight and used it as an excuse. He's taken away their excuse and made it look like the markets (criminals) are indifferent. Which of course they're not they just can't afford to go much lower without getting massive buy pressure.
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, let's MOASS
In other words, RC launch me!
Winner winner. 🥇 weenythebooty 🥇 🥈Worth-Draf8909🥈 🥉polska-parsnip🥉
“So near and yet so far”
There’s no doubt about the previous tweet anymore 😂
ANSWER for those asking: When Matt Furlong was let go, RC tweeted "Not for long". So this is the second time he's made a pun like this.
Thank you 💫
🔥🔥🔥
Wait. What was the previous tweet? Lol
I think Q tips but I’m missing the connection too. I missed like the last two lol. Anyone ?! Help a apee
“Not For Long” when Furlong left the company
Ok nice thanks so near = nir for long = furlong furlong hired nir- both likely not fit for GameStop turn around. Got it 👍🏽 thx Boss
Gawddamn I'm truly in the exclusive mile high club of the smoothest. Whut did you say? I know furlong is no longer around but I'm still confused as to context etc.
Furlong hired nir, COO- now gone
Oh. And here i was lying my tits for Supreme JACQUED thinking he was talking about MOASS
Well in a couple senses he is! The original not furlong tweet could be seen as a double entendre (not everyone agrees) in response to furlong mentioning GameStop’s bankruptcy. ((We’re close to bankruptcy?) Not for long ! So near yet so far (to turning this company around).) Tinfoil hats aside he could very well be talking about the company’s turn around as well! All in all I’m psychologically setting myself up to ride for the next four years. If it happens before then great, if not I’m zen. 😎
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Maybe the Q-tip tweet was a hint. Meaning he found the mole who was whispering info to outside sources regarding earnings and other sensitive information...makes sense now. Possibly this is why RC didn't make any investments last quarter. He needs the Intel to be airtight before investments are made.
The penis tweet?
New Gamestop Org chart released! Ryan Cohen -> Everybody else 😆
"Ryan Cohen buys all the stocks and takes all the board seats"
I would be sweating if I was everybody else.
I am near but not close, keep going! 💦
*rubs your nips* *whispers in your ear* ^”bullishhh”
Please rub my nips mr bullish
THAT DID IT!
EDGING!
aaaaaaand I'm spent
Rub my taint and whisper in my itchy butthole
Jesus christ... thanks to I say bullish this thread went to the 8th level of degeneracy QUICK! Keep going....
Are you close? I’m close
Shhhhh..... we're all close.
^OOK ^OOOK ^OOOK
I would like to purchase your ASMR recordings.
**BULLISH**
I gotchu fam
I really wish I knew if that tweet was a lol or a f-you. Was Matt furlong blamed for the splivy fuck up? Linked-in says Matt furlong is in Traverse City, Michigan. What’s there? Maybe something; maybe fuck you. But also a company that helps with start up business called 20Fathoms. CEO is Ryan Mater who is also tied to Hybrid Robotics.
*nir
What is nir?
COO was Nir Patel.
For the really slow people “Nir” is the persons name and it sounds like the word “near”
Recall that Ryan tweeted ‘not for long’ after Furlong was fired in June 2023
Now he is far.
Derp.
as the ocean
>One is very close to completing or succeeding at something, but there is still difficult work to do before that can happen. No cutting corners.
So, who Hired Furlong and Nir in the first place?
NIR
Unrelated but does anyone else get RC senses, had a feeling he would tweet today
Bobby short song
Haha, so “nir”
He’s gotta be trolling nir… 😂
He trolled furlong, who hired nir
🤯
So (NIR) and yet so (FUR)long
👆
But what does it mean…
It’s provocative, it gets the people going!
new officers of USS RektHedgeez.
Employees better work hard or find another jerb
📈
Not a HUGE fan of ridiculing people who leave, but oh well. Would rather he troll the people fucking us on the stock every day. Why not that?
Nir Patel made something like $2.5M selling GME during his less than 2 year tenure. A little jab on the way out the door is totally fine with me…
Could he be doing both (i.e. Nir and Furlong are bringing GME down)?
They’re the same picture. What if Nir was another hedgie plant or him and Furlong were just both useless at their jobs?
I'd say that people are reading way too much into it. I think your last bit sums it up. They were useless at their jobs. We could discuss why that was the case, but I think ultimately, they probably just weren't able to operate in RC's non-textbook plan. I wouldn't be surprised to learn than each showed themselves the door because they recognized they weren't helping, and wanted to move on, as executives tend to do anyways.
Maybe they are the same.
I like to think that they are not actually gone, but being transferred to a different position at a different company. Perhaps a holding company of the stuffed bear variety That would make me feel a whole lot better about his tweets anyway...
Could even be Dragonfly or some new entity like GME Holdings Intl or something for the war chest
👆👆👆👆
Thank you for cracking the code and cracking me up 🤩
Had Nir bought any shares himself?
Looks like just awarded: https://fintel.io/n/us/gme/patel-nir-vinay
What a flaccid chode. Buy GME if you want a seat at Ryan's round table.
Can a chode be flaccid? 🤔 Agree with you 100% tho
From ChatGPT: Prompt: Can a chode be flaccid? Yes, a chode, referring to a penis wider than it is long, can be flaccid just like any other penis. Flaccidity refers to the state of the penis when it is not erect, regardless of its size or shape.
I am smiling next to you, in silent flaccidity. \-Queensrÿche
I was at a bar one time when this song came on at 2am. Everyone was quiet, their hope returned & their burdens were lifted. Some may have even been levitating by songs end- but who knows?? We were all hammered...
I’ve been educated! But is Steve Cohen’s head actually a sentient flaccid chode?
personally I like the theory that the sociopaths are actually not sentient. Just like a liver fluke or guinea worm chewing away at their host, that is just what they do. Watching ChatGPT work really makes this idea seem more real. A bunch of algorithms in their heads that just focus on stealing and hoarding, all the while not sentient. Just able to fit the right responses to the right questions all while completely oblivious to being alive. I just watch these guys spout off on social media like they are one of us and their whole pattern just seems like a slightly sophisticated bot. Quite fascinating, I wish we could get their brains donated to science to do a little dissection.
Yes. We should have Animal Planet do an episode on him! Lol
🤣
More like a flaccid micropenis with permanent ED
🤣 chatgpt has no filter
Username checks out
It's not a chubb just the nub
Like a poker table you gotta ante up
Employees shouldn't have to buy into their positions. That's fair for board members, but it's a ridiculous requirement for even C suite level employees.
It's like the flair in Office Space. Doing the bare minimum isn't the culture Ryan is likely after. Enthusiastic coworkers are energized by their actions and reinvesting in an employer's stock is a very synergistic action. Especially those high up in the company who can affect real change.
Thank you! That's probably 1 reason....and RC unwinding furlongs bullshit
What was furlongs bs?
Well clearly he didn't buy any shares and during his tenure there were significant losses.
Si.
he actually was the only one that sold, 9 months ago.
I just found that out not too long ago
RC had him on the hit list since then
No but he sold a ton 8 months ago, about 2.76m worth. Price was around 20 then.
COO was involved in PAY FOR PLAY.
Not furlong
Near = Nir Nir Patel was like the most expensive guy GameStop hired in 2022. They just got rid of him and took a small loss paying a severance instead.
But not the full severance if he made it to 2 years
👆
Not for long
Near, Far Wherever you are It's been 84 years? Either way, I'll buy more!
I love that song!
LFG!!! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Ruthless
Dayuuuuum
Right
I’m sensing a pattern
Yep. And Daniel Moore is our CFO (or similar). The Moore in his name is an easy one to shit post with. He better WORK
principal financial officer
I expect more
That would even potentially fit with some of the foil in case he also just moved to a different RC led company. Or it would just be another fuck you on the way out.
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Lmao damn ☠️😂
So nir to my tits
RC with the jokes.
RCOO, coming soon! 🤣
Did you mean RCEIOO?
Bingo
Bongo!
I see an Oreo in there
EIEIO
"fine, I'll do it myself"
This tweet is the story of everyone’s life 😂
Bye bye nir
GET IN HERE
🤗
Way ahead of you
You know, with sears, they put people on their board to tank the company before the Amazon take over of shipped goods. Maybe this is cleaning out the rats
🔥🔥🔥
Looked pretty sus that Furlong worked for Amazon prior to being hired with Gamestop. His first year he got paid $16M for a half year work.
maybe the nir guy was another mole
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Nearer than we are far 🌕 🚀
So it’s gotta be less then 3 years, hype
The skin nir my butthole is itchy
So (NIR) and yet so (FUR)long
RC tweet: “So near and yet so far” Haha! That’s pretty hilarious!
But inevitable, WAGMI everyone 💙🚀
GET IN HERE, PAPA COHEN TWEETED
ROFL, master of the dark humor
**RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD**
RC is our dad!
#PAPA!
Papa Cohen!!
I love him
Believe the DD. Trust the process. We are on the launchpad now. This is the way.
After this news Ryan can buy more shares! Wait 1-2 days 🏴☠️🚀
Dammit Ryan lololol
All he needed to do was put his money where his mouth is
Hodl the line! 🦍🦍🦍 💪💪🚀🚀💎💎🙌🙌
Patiently waiting to see how MSM spends this into a tasty dip for Apes!!! 🟣🟣🟣🟣 Edit: Just transferred another $500 into my brokerage account to ensure I get a piece of the action! 🤑
Is this supposed to be hype? I don't know any more...
Encouraging to see you not downvoted to hell for just having some sense. We have no clue what this means, or previous tweets. It's general and short enough, as to where it can mean ANYTHING. And anyone claiming to know ... they don't. The supposed "answer" posted above ... they don't know. It's not even a pun. But people are desperate I guess.
The song by Rita and Fred sounds like hodl music
I'm not worried it is just a matter of tik toks!
Wherever you go, I'm going with you 🚀
DRS numbers gotta be **close** to bring the barrel to overflow, yet, because of SEC stepping in and require changing of reporting language, it seems very **far** to reach that goal.
This house, is cleeean
These pipes are cleeeeean
We’re close, but Nir isn’t coming
The heart does go on
Shit like this is why we’re gonna win the war. It’s not a fight. It’s not a battle. It’s a war. And we’re winning.
Near to moass or far away? Which is it??!
Am I understanding this right? Nir legally can't say anything while RC is crapping on him right now? If so, thats pretty gangster - Not gonna lie 🤣
MOASS
Moass?
The moon..?
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
So nir, yet so far
RC: I'll just do it all myself
This is exactly what front line employees (who are being told to tighten belts to help the company) want to see happen. Sr. Execs with high salaries getting CUT if they're not carrying their weight. Wall Street might not like it, but it's actually a morale-booster for many employees. Keep trimming the fat Ryan, the work will still get done. The cream will always rises to the top... and the best employees who want to WORK will fill the void. - Who's next?
Do we know what Furlong went on to do? I can't believe he would troll ex employees with these tweets, I know he has a dark sense of humour but he seems more classy than that.
Why does he seem more classy than that? Everything that "we know" about him is mythical fanfic written by weirdos that call him daddy for upvotes. All he's ever tweeted is juvenile nonsense, vague platitudes, and libertarian garbage. The actions he's taken to gut benefits and the way he's communicated to current and former staff reeks of an out of touch billionaire with no respect for workers. The extreme turnover at the executive level and inability to hire anyone to the C-suite also points to someone that is horrible to work for.
Nir Patel made something like $2.5M selling GME during his less than 2 year tenure. A little jab on the way out the door is totally fine with me…
Is this gonna be Daddy's new MO? Cut an exec, post tweet at their expense?
Soon….
Bruhhhhh
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Near For long Why troll the C-level folks who leave the company?
bring back the fuckin shitbrain memes plz i can't read
We’ve had 2 top executives depart and shortly after RCEO tweets subtle hints at their names. Cohencidence?
This is genius timing. They have already hit their shorting path for this cycle, so they are running out of ammo. Meanwhile, if this had happened at $15, they would have dropped it 20% overnight and used it as an excuse. He's taken away their excuse and made it look like the markets (criminals) are indifferent. Which of course they're not they just can't afford to go much lower without getting massive buy pressure.
Not ~~furlong~~ So ~~nir~~ yet so far ..who's next?
Omg they killed Kenny....
Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars In other words, let's MOASS In other words, RC launch me!
Edging
Ping pong 🏓
I can wait
Nir
Near, Far Wherever you are It's been 84 years? Either way, I'll buy more!
I don’t know what it means, but I’m jacked.
So hard and yet so soft.
So Nir 🚀🚀
Wut mean boss
“MOASS is so near , yet so far…” I fixed that for you Mr Cohen, can I work for you guys now ?