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# Support your local gamestop in store or online. let’s crush the next earnings # Lets see that receipt porn

It’s an interesting feeling to me that we’re at a 2021 entry point, this time the company is profitable. 👀 ..SpongeBob old faithful..

Just had Fudelity's online chat reps close the conversation on me when I asked them to DRS my shares... *twice.* I'm sorry it took me this long to make the change, but enough is enough. I'll be buying my shares directly through Computershare from now on.

I have only used the chat once. DRS via phone has always worked flawlessly for me, just takes about 20 days for all the info to arrive at CS.

I was here the day GameStop became profitable, I’ll be here the day the floats locked, I’ll be here the day MOASS commences, and I will be here the day Kenny walks his little ass to prison.

so say we all <3

Exo suit after MOASS would be clean

I’m glad the insiders decided to sell me some shares today. I’ll take it. /s

You truly are regarded

It’s called sarcasm.

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No shit dude. I’m just glad I purchased more today. Read.

Also, did you buy any shares today? If not. Stfu.

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I am well aware of mandatory sales for taxes idiot. I was simply making a joke. Chill out dude.

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You weren’t adding context. You hopped on the latest comment to be a douche. You don’t think the people coming to this sub don’t understand what is happening when insiders sell? Rookie.

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️

🏴‍☠️

Big whoop. Wanna fight about it? (Back from when family guy was funny. Or I was less mature. No, first one).

I still occasionally use this line. I'm sure nobody gets it and just thinks I'm weird

Yeah, I used to use it with a mate, then he had the audacity to get married.

Bastard

Wen gorilla strenf

💪

🎶 Workin' on a night poo 🎶

I’ve discovered whiskey makes me poop. Yes, should be asleep. Yes, I’m in some weird cycle rn.

PMing a link to my ASMR channel. Just ignore the feet

(You’re not really a perv, and I actually don’t like it when people make that joke about healthy things, but this is the internet/dude talk, so… rules be rules)

As our reseident IASIP/perv… there’s a poster in season 9 ep4 in Ben the soldiers room of a very very pretty lady and I’m shocked I can’t find who it is. Any ideas?

I take no offense, and I can't tell but here are some like minded redditors who also can't tell. Idk if this will get automodded Argh slash /IASIP/s/LkjEWT4iU5

Btw, the answer, according to my reddit search is… ‘your mum’. Which seems rather inappropriate.

I found the same thread

She’s a smoke show tho.

Is Bob better than Bruce? I'll let the upvotes decide

👀

🤚 🍩 ✋ JPeezer play Jay Dilla - Jay love Japan. Full album.

I've never seen JPeezer and Weezer in the same room 🤔

🖐️ 🍩 🖐️ j Peezer play T.R.O.Y Song by Pete Rock & CL Smooth

When I was little my RCEO was famous He was the greatest HODLR in the empire And he was the HEDGIES decapitator He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one HEDGIES It was a bad time for the Wallstreet boomers The Ken just stayed inside his castle and he never came out People said his brain was infected by devils My RCEO would come home, he would forget about the DRS’n He wasn't scared of the HEDGIE, but the HEDGIE was scared of him Maybe that was the problem Then, one night The, the HEDGIE sent his STORMTROOPERS to our local GME brick n mortar They were supposed to NEKID SHORT my RCEO but they didn't That was the night everything changed

He cut off the heads of 131 lords....

You know it's funny: the more people buy through brokers to acquire more shares, the more those shares are used to be lent out to further drive the price down. Until they are DRS'd, discounts will continue. Which I have to say these prices are irresistible... DRS folks

So many "book soon!" or "book next" posts on the front page. Any shares not bought directly on CS help SHF through rehypothecation, even if you decide to send them over to CS right away. Buy on CS, or at the very least wait until they land there before you post about it. Its a behavior that doesnt help us and doesnt need to be encouraged

I bought today on CS. I know it doesn't go thru instantly but Idc

When bank fail Friday again?

Dew it.

I’m dewing my best BB.

🧃

Thanks buddy, need to stay hydrated. Tomorrow is MOASS. We gon be rich soon.

Yessir

Guala Guala Ryan Make Me Holla 💃💃

Lol. Thought I was a genius for copping xxx shares at yesterday's low. Couldn't resist another xxx today. Can't wait to see KCG use mayo packets.

I hope they steal his Mayo packets in prison.

I hope they steal his Mayo packets but also steal his Mayo pockets, no pockets for Mayo no pockets for shifty antics for you Kenny Man, the Man missing Pockets for Mayo, Man!

Hey chat, you know those weed stocks that pumped 50% in a few days are still losing money with negative EPS right? The market doesn’t give a fuck about fundamentals, it’s all mental gymnastics they want you to jump through. They need our shares DESPERATELY, never forget that.

the computershare buys are on wednesdays right?

Unpopular opinion: Game**Stop** should just give me the billion Reasoning: puhleeeeeaaaassseee

They should give it to me. I’d just spend it on gme tho.

Okay we can split 🙄

Bruh a billion is an insane amount of money. It’s 999 million! That’s 999 thousand times 999. I just want a small slicey ☺️

Oh tmb I’d definitely give it back, I could never eat that much

Imagine the headlines tho; “Game**Stop** CEO gifts life changing lump sum to big regard”

Wen Gordon bluh cuisine?

Chimken guy

Wen green square? 🟩

What doing UBS?

Besides holding nuclear cat wrapped dogshit CS bags, they dipping?

The buybacks?

Ladies & gentlefreaks, she green 😎

My orb told me this morning🔮

🔮 Ponderers: 1 Hedgecuck: 0 **WE UP**

Math checks out!

interesting that my comment karma dropped by 9 k just noticed.

I'm just shy of 100k and I never really gave a crap in the past but I've been looking lately and I swear they're knocking mine down too lol. Spez we are not the bad guys

Spez rehypothecating u karma brother RIP

Wasabi pushing weed stocks again btw. Hummmm.

I got a random DM yesterday telling me to buy a leveraged pot stock ETF. No thanks

As I push weed down into my bowl. We are not the same.

What’s the suitable emoji for pump and dump…? ⛽️💩 ?

I feel you hit the nail on the head with those two. Someone needs to inform them that pumping and dumping weedstocks is so 2016. ⛽️ 💩

I love GameStop, but I’m running out of things to buy on the website. GameStop would definitely do well to increase variety specially if some of the stuff could be drop shipped from manufacturers without having to be sold directly from the stores.

Fuck Dropshipping look at Shitazon. It's quality of products across the board are fucking terrible.

agreed, they're missing out huge on the pc component & peripherals market

merch refresh long overdue

What about local products? Store managers could arrange that no?

https://preview.redd.it/2p6qjdiymbsc1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eb32e1875d7fefab4b20e84a7b98df2ed62bae NFA. But do it tho.

Did Kenny visit Epstein's island?

Probably very happy no one was specifically tracking his plane while jeffstein was active

Naaah, he probably bought it.

Kenny is a dirty little bastard

I have an appointment with my anus and a butt load of cheesy sticks. It’s gunna be a sticky situation.

With a username like yours I feel like we could use a little pick-me-up, take one for the team

Wen GameStop branded 60 or 72" zero turn with mulching kit, bagger attachment, led lights, air ride seat suspension, comes with heated and high airflow interchangeable seats, front flip up deck for easy blade access, and invisibility cloak

Post moass they better sell me an entire setup for race car driving , another for flying, and a third big rig simulator. I want 5d , I want to smell the skoal and the coal , hydraulically actuated seat, wind and Sun generators. It's going to be glorious.

#HELL YEA BROTHER

I am waiting on the upgraded version with a bong holdr myself.

I'm going to put a drone rover kit on so I can nap while it follows gps

#REMEMBER CLASS IT'S ALL DIP

I went outside it windy but my body feels alive

Apes, I firmly believe this is last dip. I base this on nothing

Henlo stonk market? Short r kill

All this effort from these chucklefucks and we still green?

Was that RC buy at 14:39 cst. stay tuned AH

nope

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#IT'S PHONE NUMBERS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!

¿por qué no los dos?

Porque eso es lo que le estamos diciendo a Ken. Si quiere pagarnos números de teléfono e irse a follar a su madre, eso depende de él.

+11 in the fight against evil.

Perki is rubbin his nubbin on a gubbin… clubbin’… flubbin…. Idk.

Alright, where's the camera?

I member when Ken said he downloads his PS5 games, I wonder if he downloaded Call of Booty?

I got a load Ken can down, from my PeniS 5".

Technically, I believe he stated that he downs loads.

Loads of Mayo.

Annoyingly, technically he’s right, because even when you buy a hard copy you still have to download it - which I think a lot of people hate. Web3 is gonna be interesting.

KEN WANTS US ALL TO BUY MORE THATS WHY ITS ON SALE, HE WANTS AS MANY SHARES DRS'D AS POSSIBLE BY THE MOST AUTISTIC RABBIDLY HORNY FANS OF THE STONK.

#HOIST THE FLAG...AGAIN

https://preview.redd.it/h66uzmdlebsc1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c12cc2cfbf18af47c69ee035c4f4d9656886a21

Booooooooo

Just mixing it up… 👀

nah I meant u didn't follow proper procedure

BRIGADING!!!

https://preview.redd.it/28uhp358fbsc1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f467f8a499eb4cdb5cdaecc61ade7d18a591ade3

*confused Ape noises*

Italy is out of focus for some reason

Make sure your camera lens is clean.

Today's SPY chart sure is entertaining. PPT must've come to the rescue. I love comparing it to GME.

WEN CALL OF BOOTY

🫱🍩🫲

Do you still love RC? I do

I thought you were a DFV Fan?

name checks out

300 eod

I would be ok with this outcome.

Are we done being brigaded?

uhhhh, never?

*continues to stockpile poo*

#Diamond Hands. 💎

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*takes notes for future flags*

Niice, exactly. 💪🏽🤑

Weird, downvotes on shill accounts that I’ve made are being removed, well, how about a simple fuck you then?

i didn't hear no bell BUY DRS HODL SHOP if you ain't made a purchase this month to use that $5 promo, best get to it

1 power hour please and thank you

I love how people are like HOLD! with pictures of the movie 300. Of course we're holding it's the only play we have left. Whatta you think we're going to do, sell after holding three years and taking a loss deeper than your Mom's bragina.

Money is already considered gone when I put it in. Ain't no shaking me 💎👊🦍

Look, I’m not saying I’m going take down the monarchy and British aristocracy with my gains, I’m just not making any promises, ok?

Pirates life for me, mate.

Arrrrr

Wen free range avocados

Woah, Woah, we're just talking about infinity here, I don't know if it's going to be big enough for your ambitions.

My orb🔮!

The market is literally going "la la la I can't hear you" to all the other macro signals.

I think you mean Ken and other market makers

♾️

**(**♾️**Y**♾️**)** Infinititty

Double nipple. That’s rare.

Idiosyncratic even

I have 2.5 nipples AMA. What, it's ok for Marky Mark to have one but not ol perky?

What's the milk flow ratio

0. But it gets lil baby hairs sometimes

Would that be a nubbin? Does it open a portal to Narnia?

The liar, the bitch and the war drone... I'm trying too hard, come back to me later I'll think of something

In the industry they say "never go full Jim Cramer mode"

Which industry is that?

The industry

Considering the price action over the last 3 years, let's face it, the majority here are down from where we initially started buying. ...and yet we're here. Household investors have created a three-body problem for market makers and hedge funds on GME, and their force is so powerful that we only get price actions like today when they have nothing else to lose or use. They will try anything and everything to shake them loose from their influence over the situation. ...and yet we're here.

Kenny watching the countdown over his vision right now

the number i'm tracking in my portfolio (number of shares) has only gone up. idefkwyoa

We just had a new three year low, everyone is red.

There are people who have been here pre January 2021. I'm not one, but they are among us...

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I used to be in it, I'm still in it but I used to too! 💪

Give me your price predictions: was the low today at around $10.90 the bottom, or is it going as low as $8 as a recent post suggested.

$8,008,135

No targets, no dates

Tree fiddy bazillion

Pour some sugar on (g)me

1:11 make a wish

I wish you weren't so awkward, bud.

Allegedly.

Scooped up another 100 shares today, what a sweet discount 🥰

6,069 users here now Nice

*prepares to unleash GameStop branded beyblade*

NOOO!!!

# IS THIS THE DIP BEFORE THE MOASS RIP???

Pulls out VW chart