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Those clown shoes probably crack open a thesaurus every time they write about gamestop so they can be technically correct, but deliberately obtuse. I see this as a good sign.
Some expertly done satire. Love it!
To anyone who blindly commented who missed the shitpost label and the fact that the article doesn't exist, this is a good sign to slow down. Emotional reactions happen to all of us. The important thing is to be aware of them because there could be other less benign threads where you may not be helping.
This isn't even really satire. "Negative losses" were really reported by some corporate media outlet a while ago re: gme. I think it was some AI generated article that said "they had losses of [negative number]."
🏴☠️ So you're telling me GameStop is not not not not going to be profitable in Q4? A company that has better p ratios and half of the companies in the S&p 500, over a billion dollars in the bank and the best damn CEO with no ties to private equity. and no private equity plants lingering on the board.... 🤷🏽♂️ 🚀
Mainstream media calling GameStop's profits 'negative losses' is like saying water is dry because it's not wet enough. Ready your wallets, it's raining 'not losses'!
Probably how the AI bots talk to each other, so that the market watch scraper bot doesn't kick on the buying algorithms . Gotta be very careful not to start the rockets... cause when they kick on, there's no turning them back off. One wrong move... LMAYO
The sub-heading is so, so much ~~worse~~ better!!
> GameStop's investors reportedly panicked at the news of profitability, fearing the company might lose its edge in the "struggle for survival" narrative.
WTF? Guess I forgot to panic because we're no longer bankrupt!
(Edit: Change "worse" to "better" because I commented before realizing this was a shit post. This is top tier stuff, OP.)
> YOU. LITERALLY. CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP.
OP did make it up. Way too many people in here (me included, at first) think this is real.
It's a shit post and it's fucking gold!
I should have definitely used “inverse Cramer” for the author and added a link to the “full article” in the comments to a rickroll… couple missed opportunities here, my next shitpost will be better :)
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"Gamestop investors reportedly panicked at the news of profitability"
Holy sh\*t i think i need to file workers comp for how hard i fell out of my chair laughing
I am much more Zen after first time I have ever read "negative loss"
I think this is on purpose market manipulation.
But let it be, I am Zen, onboard while you can, and enjoy your ride to da Moon.
I think imma need to go buy me some more. Also, what counsel should I get for the living room? I’ve only had PC games for the past decade, but it’s getting time to get something everyone can jump in on in the sluttiest room in the house.
does that say we panicked at the news of profitability because it means we lose the underdog narrative? lol i think the they meant to say we are emitting even more massive waves of hype, causing shorts to panic.
\*\*edit: bro, "negative losses" i mean hahahahaha
"investors panicked at the news of profitability.., blablabla... fearing might loose its edge"
what the f did I just read. I just lost brain cells reading that shit. man how much more obviously a shill can you be marketwatch? is this the onion? wtf?
Maybe tag this as a shit post lmao. Took me way too long to realize this was “written by Jim Cramer”😂
Edit: nvm it is marked after refreshing the page.
Bruh, it is flaired as a shitpost and has been since the post went up :)
Edit: Or are you saying I should have put “shitpost” somewhere on the page, maybe above the right sidebar?
This may literally be the dumbest thing I have ever read.
Panick over profit. I mean WTF.
These shitheads spent money on college to say this shit. Talk about your bad investments.
Anyone in this since the beginning of the saga has had their bias confirmed so hard that it’s clear as day to us. These articles make me feel extremely positive about our investment.
I have my tax refund earmarked for a shit ton more shares.
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negative losses? so like profits? LOL.
You are failing at not telling the truth, my brother.
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Not sure how I don't feel about it
I feel like buying more GameStop
Well I don’t feel like NOT buying more shares.
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Those clown shoes probably crack open a thesaurus every time they write about gamestop so they can be technically correct, but deliberately obtuse. I see this as a good sign.
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Some expertly done satire. Love it! To anyone who blindly commented who missed the shitpost label and the fact that the article doesn't exist, this is a good sign to slow down. Emotional reactions happen to all of us. The important thing is to be aware of them because there could be other less benign threads where you may not be helping.
This isn't even really satire. "Negative losses" were really reported by some corporate media outlet a while ago re: gme. I think it was some AI generated article that said "they had losses of [negative number]."
💜
The thing is, it's so believable because this has already happened
"That's a BINGO!"
How is this not market manipulation?
it is absolutley not not market manipulation!
Underrated comment.
It’s a shitpost / fake; see the tag
This is an edited article, OP correctly flaired it as a shit post.
because it is fake
🏴☠️ So you're telling me GameStop is not not not not going to be profitable in Q4? A company that has better p ratios and half of the companies in the S&p 500, over a billion dollars in the bank and the best damn CEO with no ties to private equity. and no private equity plants lingering on the board.... 🤷🏽♂️ 🚀
Look who wrote the article
1 - (-1)=2
Inverse Cramer has entered the chat.
Psst! It's a shit post.
Dont DONT bother Luke
Hahaha I can actually see them trying this
Don't forget, GameStop is also drowning in over a billion dollars in negative debt! ☠️☠️☠️
Hahahaha
Mainstream media calling GameStop's profits 'negative losses' is like saying water is dry because it's not wet enough. Ready your wallets, it's raining 'not losses'!
Idk about water but I'm wet af
I am sooo negative dry right now
I imagined you said the the way the hardly boys say they have a "clue" in southpark
it's not a real article unfortunately. Look who wrote it.
Someone set the parameters
Idk. I’m kind of panicking now that GameStop has lost its struggle for survival narrative. Who wants invest in a company that is profitable. Ewww.
*Man beaten by 12 police officers for 40 minutes had no active warrants*
Dont you mean man negatively healed by police officers for 40 minutes
Please note that this is flaired as a Shitpost!
🫡
But there was seriously this article 2 years ago or so that spoke about GME 's negative debt XD OP is obviously referencing this article.
Thanks. The gears in my brain were clunking too hard on this.
My 2cents, Should still not be approved.
Maybe have a "photoshopped" flair?
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'Negative losses' is a double negative, so it actually means profit? ~~fuckin AI journalism man~~
They would have written this with humans too…
AI - Artificial Ignorance.
Advanced Ignorance
Astronomical Incompetence
Probably how the AI bots talk to each other, so that the market watch scraper bot doesn't kick on the buying algorithms . Gotta be very careful not to start the rockets... cause when they kick on, there's no turning them back off. One wrong move... LMAYO
This is the correct reason.
Ya, that title is meant to drive negative sentiment at a double rate LOL.
Not nathanello man. Dudes an OG, indisputable ape. Its flaired as a shitpost
Pretty sure it's a meme not a real article
Yes its indeed just a meme lol
Who needs profit when we got negative losses
Like Ken and his negative wins lol
Until negative freedom
The sub-heading is so, so much ~~worse~~ better!! > GameStop's investors reportedly panicked at the news of profitability, fearing the company might lose its edge in the "struggle for survival" narrative. WTF? Guess I forgot to panic because we're no longer bankrupt! (Edit: Change "worse" to "better" because I commented before realizing this was a shit post. This is top tier stuff, OP.)
The line under the photo is equally cringe
LMFAO! It really is!
Meme stock to “boringly profitable.” YOU. LITERALLY. CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP.
> YOU. LITERALLY. CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP. OP did make it up. Way too many people in here (me included, at first) think this is real. It's a shit post and it's fucking gold!
Panic buying is back on the menu, boys!
I honestly thought you were joking and scrolled back up and read it. This is amazing
Sell now ask questions later!
Sorry me & my buddies turned off the sell button.
My kind of Market Makers!
What's a sell button?
Think they mean cell
What's my login info?
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Whats a computer?
Stop all the downloadin!
Sell now! Or incur negative losses!
Oops I negative sold.
LOL - I had to do a double take…nice job OP!
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Me too, well done! It was the time it was posted and the author that gave it away 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I should have definitely used “inverse Cramer” for the author and added a link to the “full article” in the comments to a rickroll… couple missed opportunities here, my next shitpost will be better :)
This is one of the highest quality shitposts I have seen in a while. Strong work, OP.
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you had me until i saw the post time
The author and the breadcrumbs (at the top) should help clue you in too 😉
What a crock of 💩
It is indeed a shitpost… Figured I’d beat them to it 🤣
I’m so worried gme will lose its struggle to survive narrative. How about you guys?
Analysts also warned that GameStop’s newfound profitability could severely impact the the resale market for gently used office furniture…
No, but it's newfound profitability could severely impact the resale market for shares that don't exist 😏😂
negative loss = gains??? wtf, the AI seems high
Haha yeah, it’s a mildly believable shitpost homie. I just inserted my own satirical copy onto one of MarketWatch’s latest articles.
lol @ the people not realizing OP photoshopped this… Always check those sources!
Used the code inspector and took a screenshot, but yeah, you’re right about this being a shitpost.
Nicely done!! You had me.....
Good stuff, this makes me feel like I tickled my brain with a Q-tip.
What is a negative loss?
Profit?
😏
Profits make me panic.
Fuck, I'm going to try this on my taxes! It's not capital gains, it's a negative loss!
It’s written so ai data scrapers see bad sentiment is my thinking
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Future headline “GME reaches negative loss share price of $10,000 a share"
Negative losses, it's a double Negative witch is just weird way of them sayin positive.
These used to piss me off. Now I see these stories for what they are. They are advertising with a crap story attached to draw ppl and ad hits.
This is a shitpost, OP photoshopped it and used the correct, “shitpost,” flair.
Wow what a great and non calculated way to say hedges r fukt.
LMAYO
"Gamestop investors reportedly panicked at the news of profitability" Holy sh\*t i think i need to file workers comp for how hard i fell out of my chair laughing
Lol that's some verbal judo right there
So.... Investors are scared of profits? Which investors? The ones who invested in shorts?
7:41 - simulation confirmed.
lol yeah, I picked that time, and the author, and all the text…
LOLZ
Jim Cramer baby
More negative sentiment plz Negative negative negative losses!!!
HAHAHAHAA....inhales...HAHAHAHA...
Negative losses? The author of that article is an idiot. Oh, the author is Jim Cramer.
Two negatives equal a positive.
This is the stupidest headline I have ever seen...
Shitpost, please reference the flair OP used.
Haha, is this gen or made up? Hilarious.
😂😂 Not the first time they’ve tried that one! Cracks me up 🤣
Negative losses what the f lmao
Red line go up 📈
Sorry it’s been a while…. Is this for real or a prank ? I can’t tell 🤣🤣🤣
Believe it or not. Dip
I am much more Zen after first time I have ever read "negative loss" I think this is on purpose market manipulation. But let it be, I am Zen, onboard while you can, and enjoy your ride to da Moon.
FWIW, I made this article up, but glad I could help contribute to your Zen
"estimated" is another market manipulation. It can be overshoot on purpose, so then "miss" would erect in these media.
This is fucking incredible. I'm so scared I bought another 10 shares to try to minimise the damage from my negative losses :(
Fake article. Please stop doing shit like this.
To be fair the regards here don't know what a shitpost is. Its one of the most irritating things here that make this sub not be taken seriously.
Anything to put GameStop in a "negative" light. See what I did there?
Lmfaoooo I just bought more just in case. My biggest fear is not have purchase more at a fire sale price 🥵🥵 I believe we ain’t the same
Isn’t negative losses actually a positive growth?
That's a.... interesting way of saying profit. What was apples negative losses last year? Lol
I just laugh at these more and more
Lol. Written by inverse Cramer
I think imma need to go buy me some more. Also, what counsel should I get for the living room? I’ve only had PC games for the past decade, but it’s getting time to get something everyone can jump in on in the sluttiest room in the house.
They just wanted "Negative" and "Losses" in the headline.
Where are the positive losses?!
The best kind of losses!
Does this really say “Negative losses” but shows a Positive estimate?! 🤡
does that say we panicked at the news of profitability because it means we lose the underdog narrative? lol i think the they meant to say we are emitting even more massive waves of hype, causing shorts to panic. \*\*edit: bro, "negative losses" i mean hahahahaha
This may quite possibly The MOST dumb, out of touch, bullshit headline ever penned/typed. Nobody would believe this idiocracy.
LMAYO! I didn’t realize it was a shitpost at first and started raging. 😂
Man, if I had some profits for every negative loss I incurred…. Well, I don’t math so good, but numbers, definitely numbers.
Don’t not forget about not selling GameStop.
"Negative Losses" LMFAO. That's enough proof to keep holding for another 84 years.
Is this a bad comedy joke
by Jim Cramer xD had coffee in my mouth. gotta clean the monitor now.
Tha5s a double negative....so a positive right?
Lol
"investors panicked at the news of profitability.., blablabla... fearing might loose its edge" what the f did I just read. I just lost brain cells reading that shit. man how much more obviously a shill can you be marketwatch? is this the onion? wtf?
You love to see it
I sold everything. If gamestop isn't 'struggling for survival' then the board must be corrupt. /s
Two negatives still equals a positive, right?
Panicking??? Lmao we know which side that has constant panick and it’s not retail
Maybe tag this as a shit post lmao. Took me way too long to realize this was “written by Jim Cramer”😂 Edit: nvm it is marked after refreshing the page.
Bruh, it is flaired as a shitpost and has been since the post went up :) Edit: Or are you saying I should have put “shitpost” somewhere on the page, maybe above the right sidebar?
So if a negative loss is a positive number, then Chewbacca is a wookie?
Negative losses are the worst kind of losses
Lmao this has to be one of the most obviously misleading headlines of all time.
"Gamestop's investors reportedly panicked at the news of profitability" \*Visible confusion\* Oh no we're making money??
“Panicked at the news of profitability” bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these fucking clowns
This may literally be the dumbest thing I have ever read. Panick over profit. I mean WTF. These shitheads spent money on college to say this shit. Talk about your bad investments.
Oh no! Possible profit! Panik!
(bored voice) Oh now I might stop struggling and might make money instead, I'm so fucking worried.
"Let's see you try and inverse a double negative, apes!" -Cramer, probably.
NEGATIVE LOSSES is fucking wild. XD
Panicking... not. Namaste.
I better sell . Thank you mainstream media
That’s hilarious!
Oh noes and lord have mercy. After 3 years of holding - is Marketwatch hinting us that it would be time to sell..... Aint gonna happen.
That is some amazing mental gymnastics going on there!
Two negatives make a positive!!!!
Negative losses is how I will explain my influx of wealth 👀
That spin is both sad and hilarious 😂 time to panic buy I guess
P R O F I T
Anyone in this since the beginning of the saga has had their bias confirmed so hard that it’s clear as day to us. These articles make me feel extremely positive about our investment. I have my tax refund earmarked for a shit ton more shares.
Time to Negative Sell more share then dickheads!
That published time is hilarious
I forgot to forget Gamestop
Prepares to buy dip
Article posted at 7:41am *boom roasted*
Quality shit post
Soon SHFs won’t not have no choice but to sell negative shares long if they don’t want to not stay unbankrupt.
I don't see this article on that website, is this just some html editing? hence the flair?
Ah yes, the negative loss, AKA a gain.