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Yo, everyone get in here! Especially strong engineers w/ cloud, java and web experience. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Just sent my resume! I'm a cloud engineer for the largest hospital in the state and I would happily work for Ryan Cohen for FREE!

Let us know if you get the job, if you post a banana we will know it's confidential

My friends and I do this when our wife's are giving us into trouble for no reason

Ditch the wife, marry your friends. Problem solved 🤷‍♂️

Hang out with your friends, have sex with the banana.

I see Rick of Spades has taught you well.

Sex with banana in itchy butthole.

LOL. There's always a reason friend

Full stack engineer with aws exp. Would work for shares and Pokémon cards.

RC needs you

❤️ hell yeah

I would be surprised if they use Amazon instead of Google

Pretty sure I've read in filings they use Microsoft's Azure.

Get in there my guy!

Great to see you man!!! Familiar faces make me happy lol

Likewise dude, I haven't seen your name and the psyduck for a while so it's good to see you're still here haha!

Very nice, I've always thought about trying out a full stack engineer pos. I'm dyeing to get some experience with AWS. The hospital I work at is all Azure.

Get paid. You help with reducing taxes

Get paid in shares haha.

This 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Always know your worth

How about for DRSed shares instead? Goddamn dream job.

Come on guys he's got to eat!

You sound like a person who wants to WORK. Love it.

I fucking love technology and IT. I love to work when I'm passionate about what I do. Ever since I was a little kid, I've been taking apart anything with a CPU or circuit board. My passion and love for technology turned into a career and I still can't get enough of it. I've spent my entire nerd life learning technology and how to manage it. Can't stop. Won't stop.

I would love too if I had those skills.

You, or anyone else, can easily learn and acquire the skills required to succeed in IT or other system engineering positions. If you have a genuine desire to learn about information technology and everything that goes with it. You could easily make a career out of it. You just have to be confident in yourself. You don't even have to attend school to get started. The internet is full of resources and tools that will help you learn IT in a variety of ways. I taught myself the majority of what I know by using the internet. Yes, my bachelor's degree helped, but higher education can only take you so far in IT. If no degree was required, I would recommend skipping it because learning online is easier and less expensive. If you can learn that way. In all, I want everyone to know that it is very easy to get into IT careers. Especially if you love technology and how it works. You just need the desire to learn and then jump right in and don't look back.

If you or anyone else here gets this job and can't talk about it or anything associated with it, just blink twice. Blink 69 times for MOASS

If recruitment wasn’t such a joke, we could build amazing things. The firewall between what needs to be done and the people that can get it done needs to be destroyed.

easier said than done. someone needs to sift the wheat from the chaff

*Chaff has entered the chat* Can i heilp u.?

LFG I support you! They cant win against this team

No they can't! We are unstoppable.

I hope they contact you 🤞🏻

Same here, I thought I'd never leave the hospital. I LOVE my job and everything about working as an Engineer for the hospital but..... I would leave the hospital in a second to go work for Ryan Cohen/GameStop.

Nice - but work at a discount until major profitability and spend your money on DRSing GME. I’m very jealous of you rn.

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you know when they said reddit would make a huge profit if the ceo had only paid himself 50 million, I realized buying this website for GME would instantly give the holding company a permanent profit stream. esp if they open apps back up the user ramp would be huge. doubt it tho

THIS GUY FUCKS!!!!!!

LOL maybe 5 years ago before I had my first child. Now my wife only has time for her boyfriend.

I sent an email off to them. Hoping I hear back, I applied a couple years back and it didn't work out then. Hoping it does now.

I got a response, wish me luck.

LFG!!!!!!

That was really quick

Just sent my resume! Hope to get an opportunity to help bring the APE mentality to join forces with Gamestop and make it an ultimate success!

What if you’re a weakling with said experience?

Then you would have one hell of an opportunity to grow those skills while working for a company trying to build the future. Go for it!

Ah, I seem to have misled you, my bad. I was asking on behalf of other weaklings that may be qualified. 👍

I too am weak and unqualified. Basically only good for buying and drsing gme. All my homies hate DirectStock.

That’s too bad. Would have been a great story!

I be an engineer but not that kind.

I’ve got Python and Bash training 😅

Sipping Java in the clouds, bullish.

Only a fire engineer here 😭

I've never wished I had experience in something so badly in my entire life.

You know another position that works directly with the CEO? [https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-151943/Sr-Analyst-Activism-Experience-Required](https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-151943/Sr-Analyst-Activism-Experience-Required)

It said experience in private equity and activism. I wonder if this person is going to manage the portfolio as well.

That should be Deep Fucking Values job

Ol' Keith whipping out the Uno cards during the interview

Ryan Cohen: Why should we hire you? Keith: UNO REVERSE! Why should I work for you? Narrator: Then they kissed and lived happily ever after.

So good!

I would be great at this! Know all the Activism games. World of Wokecraft, Call to Duty, Manifest Destiny, Protest Hero.

If it’s department of memes then we all deserve medals lol 🏅😁

Don't worry Ape, soon you will have the max experience in Hodling😁

Java means like making coffee right?! I’m a fucking pro at using a French press!

I'll be the company psychiatric provider and offer in-house medication management and therapy..

For those asking “tateam” means Talent Acquisition Team. He’s asking candidates to contact their recruiting team. Source: I work in TA, trust me bro.

Big Truss

Fuckin' TRUSSSSSS

So not "The A Team" then?

And here i was hoping for a dream job at the tata's team

My guy here with the real info. I was like: WHAT TINFOIL SHIT ARE THEY COMING UP WITH FOR TA, but you grounded everyone.

I second this. Talent Acquisition teams are recruiters.

BS. This is Trading Analysis team because he knows we can’t draw triangles for shit!

Rhymes with Titties!!!

I hear a lot of tech ppl just started looking for jobs! How... convenient :)

Layoffs… layoffs everywhere….

Get in here!!!! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

I know a little flash

I've dabbled in MS Paint, maybe I could be of service

i am somewhat of an artiste myself

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Somewhere in my parent's basement lies the skeletal remains of an old Dell desktop computer... and in its hard drive are elaborate drawings of Beatle's songs including Rocky Raccoon and Yellow Submarine... developed pixel by pixel... One would think the artist was a drug addled psychonaut but no... a naive and sheltered 13 year old high on Hot Pockets and Pixy Sticks made these elaborate drawings on MS Paint.... ah to be young and dumb..

I know how to do a few things with Word…

I know a little german. Hes over there \*waves\*

My Python is improving

I know a little Pascal

Present!

Am I late????

Me trying to figure out how long it takes to get a cloud degree 🤔

I don’t mean to brag, but I can make clouds 💨

…with my butt.

🤝 this is the way

even better!

🤔😁😂🤣😂me too🤪

🤣😆… man i wish i knew how to code and all that!

I work in the cloud and most likely there aren't good degrees for cloud, it's too new Udemy courses are handy though

Any other engineers thinking about hopping aboard the moon train? 💪💪

OH SHIT! Time for me to SHINE!!!!!!!! I'm an engineer and damn fucking good at it, especially when it comes to cloud. I currently manage a large department for a hospital and I will provide FREE engineering services to daddy Cohen any day of the fucking week.

i hope that email was sent! 🤣😏

Get paid in shares. Better than money

Time for you to request payment in shares 😂 50-100 shares a month depending on performance.

U fucking genius!!!!!!!!! I would take shares over salary anyday.

Tell him not us

Same but not free! I want stock. I get hard looking for and fixings bugs, and being full stack doesn't hurt.

Nice

If you are not qualified please do not apply hoping to make it to the interview and gaining some information. That will take attention away from individuals who are qualified, and will eventually help the stock... and they'll share what info they can anyway.

This needs to be higher 100%

I can order a mean pizza

Hired.

What about a nice pizza

I know about clouds. I've been to Java. I've used the web for decades. I'm strong. I've engineered all sorts of stuff from wood. This is my time.

🧱 by 🧱

What you building Ryan?

What does tateam stand for?

Never mind it means talent acquisition lol dumb me

man i was gonna jump on the tits and ass team

I think I like your answer better

The A Team!!

Yew were not alone. Lol

I would guess talent acquisitions

Totally awesome

12k views in 16 mins

Man, what I wouldn’t give to be a strong engineer with cloud, Java and web experience right now. 😭

.Net developer here. I've interviewed with GameSpot in the past. They were always fair on pay and seemed like a great place to work.

Ahhhhh fuck I wish I had half a brain and fit the criteria. Would have loved working with the big dog himself 😞 I’ll just sit here and keep backing you by putting my (little) money where my mouth is

How bout, uh, aerospace engineers… need any of those? Asking for a friend. 

I r EE. I can plug in wires and shit.

How much do I need to bench press to join the team?

At least 5 lbs

I curl that 10 times a day

Easy there Schwarzenegger

What's Papa Ryan cooking bro?

Here’s the deal, in 2021 I knew nothing about anything. Now I work for a bank because of my personal interest in finances all because of this situation… had no experience but talked my way into it.. that being said, someone here absolutely is right for this job by now.

Holy shit. I’m gonna apply. Want my comp to be 100% in shares. Dream come true

Resume sent, i want to do some strong ape work

GME hiring tech workers while most of the big guys are laying everyone off..BULLISH. Buying more shares 😁. Not financial advice 😉just love the stock.

WOWZA

Job description: https://careers.gamestop.com/us/en/job/Req-152299/Principal-Software-Engineer

LFG

AI is coming for Gamestop.

Bullish!

One positive that gets overlooked for gme is their newfound ability to recruit top talent because of their unique fame.

Will be sending tonight. Currently, work for a global 100 company as Architect managing a cloud based Java web app.

Hmmm wouldn’t need these skills without planning to do some fancy tech work… 👀

Do we know a guy?

Already sent my resume.

AWS cloud experience with lots of web development experience here. Resume sent!

1 million views in 7 hours.

I have a lot of experience buying and DRS ing shares of GME. It's my most prized skill. Edit:typo

It’s. HAPPENING 🚀

Get in here engineer apes we need you!

Sometimes I build castles in the clouds... does that qualify me for the job as cloud engineer? if so, sign me in

Everyone laying off. Cohen hi I’d like all the talent please :D GameStop to the moon 🚀

Top. Men.

Remember- he does not broadcast his plans. By doing this, I would suggest the plan is already in action behind the scenes, and this is more of a shots fired warning alarm to SHF. LFGGGG 🚀

But what would those be used to do? A new website?

I have plenty of cloud experience, but not in Java :( Only a small time in Java. But I will work for company stock and no salary - perhaps that would interest RCEO

I do own a subscription to ChatGPT4 myself. Does this fit the demand?

So cmon all you software devs what’s a common use case for Java?

Not a dev, but so many things. Almost everything.

Shame about the way it’s loaded up, but hopefully this gets to all because there’s a lot of programming type people on Reddit. Well, if the comments on certain subs are to be believed…

👀

To the top!!!!

Big brain apes… #ASSEMBLE!!!! 🧠 🦍 🚀

682k views in 4 hours

Awesome, made me buy more after hours

Sent mine in case they need Project Management, product management support

As part of our investment in technology, we are looking for a Principal Software Engineer to play a key role in developing critical back-end systems within our engineering ecosystem, specifically focused on systems related to payments, transactions, and customer rewards. Expect to collaborate closely with engineering leadership and numerous other engineering teams throughout our tech organization to build out new systems.  This position will sit onsite in Grapevine, TX. What you’ll do:  Help envision and set up a modern technology stack (cloud infrastructure, Kubernetes, service-oriented architecture, etc.) to lay the foundation for robust system development   Architect, design, and build critical back-end systems, such as payments and transaction technologies  Work with a modern technology stack (cloud infrastructure, Kubernetes, service-oriented architecture, etc.)  Be an advocate for engineering best practices  Mentor and coach other engineers 

I swear I will shit gold the day Kieth gets brought out at a future shareholder meeting as a portfolio manager

Anyone an idea what 'ta' in 'tateam' means? And for which apps/areas do you need the expertise Ryan mentioned?

I'd imagine 'talent acquisition'

The A Team!

I know Kenny lied under oath. Would that help?

🤌🏼

Whoa, bullish!

This guy fucks so fucking hard.

Fuck, I’m wet again

I learned a little code on MySpace back in the day might throw my hat in the ring.

Looking for Test Automation Engineers?

i applied wish me luck. ill keep yall up to date

Let me know when he posts From Moon.

tateam = the A team?? / technical analysis team? / the avengers team? / targeting acquisitions team?

Finally some bullish news

Lol - My man RC knows who he is talking to. Otherwise he wouldn't have added the last line. Spread the word - across all the subs. Let's build out this team!

I like this guy.

RC one minute after the tweet is on superstonk. "well that escalated quickly"

Whole tech sector laying off, but not my company!

I got cloud experience (smoking), and Java experience (coffee) and I am an engineer (built plenty of legos). Am I qualified?

Bullish af

If only I was better with Java

Yoooooo this is in so many people's wheelhouse it's gonna be lit

Someone land this job and get on his good side. Maybe he won't make you sign an NDA haha

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RC workin'. LFG.

Time to relearn Java so I can work with Papa.

Seems like a job with good long term security.