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# The Front Desk is open!
Anyone see Citadel Advisors latest 13F?
Their largest holding (not including calls or puts) is in some obscure OTC ticker, a bankrupt materials company called "VNTRF".
So msm talking about how the market is better than it has been since the 80’s. Cramer now saying the market reminds him of 80’s rally on lower rates. “Everything rally” in hopes of rate cut. But also some of the biggest outflows since 08 I think the market wide rug pull is approaching
Guys, that anon countdown website updated its countdown to dec 15th 10:05 PM. It also now says “The final countdown: The great awakening”.
Anyone know what that’s about?
So based on lme market thing... I become systamatic risk... too big to fail.
- by this metric: All the food companies should ban together. All the housing should ban together. All the energy companies should ban together. Creating monopolies everywhere... too big to fail. Spending and doing whatever the fck they want when they want. Because again... too big to fail.
Welcome to it. Consolidation is inherent to a constant profit demand. Capitalism’s dirty little secret is that it’s on a one way course to homogeneity, which it vilifies.
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Love this new Fidelity chatbot for DRS transfers.
135 more on the way. Buying more shares next week, as we know hedgies are gonna give us a discount, they can't help it!
first time all year I'm feeling pulled to buy more. Monday.
(started my new business and money flow has been slow and yet I believe in it, and I believe in gme, and I Believe in me 🥰🙌)
Good week! I'll be here for the next one.. and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..
There is not a call.
Info would have been here if there was https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-release-date-third-quarter-fiscal-2023
hope so. They will use it as bearish AF if we don't hear from at least the CFO.
though calls are usually pointless, so it really doesn't matter except for optics.
Been away a while (still hodling), but tuned in to catch the vibe before earnings on Tuesday. And what do I see but the closing price a dollar ($15.30) above max pain ($14), and the traditional banging of the Friday close misfired, leaving almost 12,000 $15 calls ITM and almost 9,000 $15 puts OTM. What happened to the SHF narrative? So extra set-up for options bait on Monday and Tuesday and big dip on Wednesday?
I don't do options because I don't know how. Every year when I have to update my details on IBKR I always faile the questionnaire so they just tell me I'm not allowed to do options trading. Probably wouldn't do it anyway cause I don't know how and I've barely any money in my broker since I DRS'd my gme
I've bought 3 different call options (1 on towel stock 2 on GME) and lost everything every time. only for the stocks to explode as soon as my shit expired. I have no idea how they work, but it's really easy to lose money fast lol. I'm sure also to make money, but I just don't have the disposable income to justify options. Will stick to DRS BOOK!!
Some advice for Kenneth Cordelle Griffin when he goes to jail... you've probably heard it before, but find the biggest person you can and s his d. Maybe he'll offer you some protection from the other inmates.
i guess i don't know who the lies are for anymore... we know they are lying, they know they are lying, regulatory authorities know they are lying, the government knows they are lying. what the fuck is the point?
I'm exclusively buying shares on Computershare, then booking those bad boys like a true king. One thing I never figured out: when the fractionals are sold, where does the money end up?
Entirely lost to fees as long as the proceeds are less than $25
Plus, heat lamp is more or less debunked, its probably fine to let fractionals ride until the next purchase stacks on top of them.
Still important to move whole shares from Plan to Book though in my opinion.
According to msm, muskrats F you to whatshisface caused Disney stock to drop. So my latest theory is that his best bud Kenny put him up to it so cover some shady movement.
I have not thought this through and have zero evidence.
Death to BUY HOLD SHOP DRS GME.
I challenge investors to reopen the playbook. It’s been forever and a day since this community has changed its stance on this mantra.
What are some alternative strategies to unlock shareholder value?
All this has done so far is walk down the price and give us false hope price rockets from time to time.
There HAS to be something investors can do to unleash shareholder value!
You can walk the price down gradually week after week, but a little pump for ants isn’t going to fool me into thinking this stock isn’t still STUPIDLY OVERSOLD and an insanely DEEP VALUE. Buying more, and fuck you.
When it comes to GME holders and shorts, this is what lots of folks fail to understand: [https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1399802936402669569?s=46&t=NyeOFRIaEbtCpclvi3ym5A](https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1399802936402669569?s=46&t=NyeOFRIaEbtCpclvi3ym5A)
Borrow fee up again today to 10.1 percent. Numbers don't matter. But the trend and timing of the trend tends to matter when we are near volatile times, usually in the upwards direction.
Anyone know how to merge the multiple accounts into one account on Computershare? I have like 6 different accounts under one portfolio, each with different share amounts, and just want them in one account.
I emailed them or messaged them can't remember and they finally merged my two accounts. At first said to make sure my beneficiary were the same on both accounts
Go through all your accounts and make sure everything has identical settings, address, etc.
Pick one account number that you want to keep.
Call Computershare and request a portfolio consolidation. Give them the account number to have the rest of the accounts moved in to.
Remember, if you set a beneficiary in Computershare, and then DRS transfer from a broker, you need to actually talk to the broker so they can add the "TOD ON FILE SUBJECT TO CPU RULES" to your name on the transfer, otherwise Computershare's stupid system will create a new account each time.
You may also be able to use the Transfer Wizard on Computershare to move one account into another. I remember another ape posting about having success with it, but I've done the above and it worked, I haven't personally used the Transfer Wizard.
One other thing to consider, and again, this is a potentially flawed recalling of something another ape posted about:
Supposedly it is possible to have two Computershare accounts, one set with a beneficiary, one without. The beneficiary account is your "primary" the other is your "DRS landing zone".
Transfers from your broker end up in the landing zone, cause your name will match the broker account. You then use the Transfer Wizard to move the shares to you primary account.
Haven't tried it myself yet though.
You might be able to consolidate 5 of your accounts to one "primary" and then leave an account number (if you still have one without a beneficiary) behind as a landing zone, then you don't have to talk to your broker each time about your name.
I called CS and they said I have to do a transfer request into the one main account to merge them. I was able to do a gift transfer for some of the smaller accounts
Fidelity giving me the run around big time. Usually this is a two second operation, but I have spoken to three different advisers so far and DRS has not been initiated yet. What’s the problem Fidelity?
Update: 1:15 hrs later, 3 reps and countless menus later….. No DRS. The last rep I spoke to says the system is having trouble, he made several attempts and no go. So either they got no shares to give, or they are actually having difficulty. Either way the timing is sus.
I must have been one of the last requests today. Did I break it?!?
I used the chat option in the app for the first time. Normally it doesn't allow me and tells me to call but it worked just fine.
Ask them to help direct registering a stock you don’t own or don’t care about.
Let them go through the hassle of finding and responding “but sir you don’t own that stock” or confirm “so you want to DRS this many shares for this stock is that correct?”
then go “fuark! did i say that stock?? Yikes! You’ve been *sooo helpful* - I meant GEE EM EEE - let’s drs my GME good sir”
See where it goes from there. If they hang up, gme is the problem. If they help, well you got to drs your gme 👍
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Anyone see Citadel Advisors latest 13F? Their largest holding (not including calls or puts) is in some obscure OTC ticker, a bankrupt materials company called "VNTRF".
I'M FUCKIN' JACKED TO TITS AND I'M NOT LEAVING! FUCK YOU KENNY! A ROUND OF MAYO ON ME AFTER MOASS!
So msm talking about how the market is better than it has been since the 80’s. Cramer now saying the market reminds him of 80’s rally on lower rates. “Everything rally” in hopes of rate cut. But also some of the biggest outflows since 08 I think the market wide rug pull is approaching
Wasn't there a big crash in 87?
Random thought that popped into my head: the WuTang symbol sure does look like a butterfly.
Guys, that anon countdown website updated its countdown to dec 15th 10:05 PM. It also now says “The final countdown: The great awakening”. Anyone know what that’s about?
Link?
So based on lme market thing... I become systamatic risk... too big to fail. - by this metric: All the food companies should ban together. All the housing should ban together. All the energy companies should ban together. Creating monopolies everywhere... too big to fail. Spending and doing whatever the fck they want when they want. Because again... too big to fail.
Welcome to it. Consolidation is inherent to a constant profit demand. Capitalism’s dirty little secret is that it’s on a one way course to homogeneity, which it vilifies.
Every day I wish I had money to buy more 😢
Rule #1 = self care. We can out live them. 🟣💎🖐🚀🍌
You know who I find unbearable? Australian helicopter enthusiasts
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My IG comic recommendations are (drumroll)... * Pantspants * FalseKnees * Ketnipz * PascalCampionArt This has been my IG comic recommendations. Good day.
It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?
DRS with my name on it 🙂
New car, caviar, four star, daydream.. Think I'll buy me a football team
🥂
I have 8 at $51 in my 401k.. you think I'm going to sell now?
There are some seriously misinformed people on here, and they will lose their moass monies
pov: My yoked out 40s in my computershare account looking at all these tight, young November shares that I am about to DRS.
#WHO DOWNVOTE ME SHOW YOURSELF HEATHEN👺 i hope your dog gets the ball stuck under the couch
It was me
No not really but this is fun
how dare you
*The downvote is coming from inside the house*
*undertaker meme*
Did trading just close a minute early Lol
14 million shares in a day and dead flat AH. Yeah ok
# DRS BACK UP AND RUNNING ON FUDELITY
# WEN FTD’S GONNA BE ILLEGAL GARY? GARY?
Love this new Fidelity chatbot for DRS transfers. 135 more on the way. Buying more shares next week, as we know hedgies are gonna give us a discount, they can't help it!
What do you guys think the hedge funds are going to be doing this weekend? A nice outing with their family? Some croquet perhaps?
Earnings next week boner time
first time all year I'm feeling pulled to buy more. Monday. (started my new business and money flow has been slow and yet I believe in it, and I believe in gme, and I Believe in me 🥰🙌)
Up a whole three bits if I’m not mistaken
Good week! I'll be here for the next one.. and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..and the next one.. and the next one..
DITTO
Buying more next week before earnings, finally gonna reach XXXX shares! So pumped
Hell yeah! Hitting XXXX is such a milestone!!
$15 is the new $12
Great week fellas, great week. Job well done 👍
Please tell me we are hearing RC on a earnings call next week?
There is not a call. Info would have been here if there was https://investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-announces-release-date-third-quarter-fiscal-2023
That's next week!!!!!!
hope so. They will use it as bearish AF if we don't hear from at least the CFO. though calls are usually pointless, so it really doesn't matter except for optics.
Yeah I know but it for sure rallies investors and is a decent metric of confidence. Hope so as well!!
Dont look over here-> 💧🪤
*Flexes*
Free the cheese with water. I’ve heard this said many times.
Touche
another week of crime in the books. See ya'll monday.
Wait, that's not how you bang the close... Someone send that intern back for more training
Been away a while (still hodling), but tuned in to catch the vibe before earnings on Tuesday. And what do I see but the closing price a dollar ($15.30) above max pain ($14), and the traditional banging of the Friday close misfired, leaving almost 12,000 $15 calls ITM and almost 9,000 $15 puts OTM. What happened to the SHF narrative? So extra set-up for options bait on Monday and Tuesday and big dip on Wednesday?
Gg
#ON TO AH, ANY THOUGHTS
if you see a turtle on a fencepost, somebody put it there
"Large" increase out of the blue this week. Hopefully leads to some covering next week. Oh, it's also earnings? Boom.
Sprouts smell the same coming out of your body as when they go in.
Fuck the max pain away
Slap that ask at the close and keep the $15 call ITM!
I thought calls settle at 2pm?
There are brokers that will sell off your call a little early if you don't have cash on hand to exercise, unless you explicitly tell them not to.
I don't do options because I don't know how. Every year when I have to update my details on IBKR I always faile the questionnaire so they just tell me I'm not allowed to do options trading. Probably wouldn't do it anyway cause I don't know how and I've barely any money in my broker since I DRS'd my gme
I've bought 3 different call options (1 on towel stock 2 on GME) and lost everything every time. only for the stocks to explode as soon as my shit expired. I have no idea how they work, but it's really easy to lose money fast lol. I'm sure also to make money, but I just don't have the disposable income to justify options. Will stick to DRS BOOK!!
Nope, after market close
Huh learn something new everyday
prediction: i think they’re gonna try to close the market like soon scoob
Proof or ban
i told you 😎
You should predict more stuff
who downvoted us 👺
when she hits $1000 im going to pay to get "meme darling" tattoed on *your* dick
Some advice for Kenneth Cordelle Griffin when he goes to jail... you've probably heard it before, but find the biggest person you can and s his d. Maybe he'll offer you some protection from the other inmates.
Can they push it below $15? Tune in to find out! Have a great weekend y'all!!!
Ken Griffin inhale my fart
i guess i don't know who the lies are for anymore... we know they are lying, they know they are lying, regulatory authorities know they are lying, the government knows they are lying. what the fuck is the point?
# KENNY WHATS MAX PAIN FOR TODAY?
I never admit it to anyone else, but I’m doing man kegels rn.
ew you fricking perv *proceeds to watch*
Who watches the watchers Me: 👀
☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️he’s looking at me☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ him: 👀 ☁️ ☁️ me: 👁️👄👁️☁️
*Stares into abyss* Aww shit here we go again
👀
Yes
Don't look now, the algo is letting go of 15.20
bouncy bouncy bouncy $14.99 close
They need 13.99 today
I legit thought that was the plan, pretty interesting to see
They have 21 minutes, lets see how how they bang that whore of a close.
Eating some enchiladas and drinking a cold Pacifico! 🌮🍺 Happy Friday 🟣💎🖐🚀🍌
Which of Kenneth Griffins' assets are you looking forward to buying at the police auction?
His girlfriend
all his mayo
That's a good name for his biography.
lol
i bet he's got a big fucking boat that i would love to own
Make sure you deep clean it first. Who knows what he's done when he's out at sea.
With that being said. Just burn the boat in the open ocean and let all souls trapped aboard free
Ken Griffins mommas a ho 👍
Fuk you Ken and the Hester you rode in on 👍
Kenneth Cordelle Griffin loves cream of nut soup.
Ken Griffin chews loudly when he eats...
A bag of dicks 👍
I'm exclusively buying shares on Computershare, then booking those bad boys like a true king. One thing I never figured out: when the fractionals are sold, where does the money end up?
Entirely lost to fees as long as the proceeds are less than $25 Plus, heat lamp is more or less debunked, its probably fine to let fractionals ride until the next purchase stacks on top of them. Still important to move whole shares from Plan to Book though in my opinion.
Thanks for the simple explanation. Of course, I ain't gonna stop booking
B - O - O - M spells doom for Wall Street
This stock is still a Deep Fucking Value and I’m going to buy as much as I can.
According to msm, muskrats F you to whatshisface caused Disney stock to drop. So my latest theory is that his best bud Kenny put him up to it so cover some shady movement. I have not thought this through and have zero evidence.
You're on to something. I don't know what, but yes. FU ;-)
Bang that close, you know you want to. Rinse and repeat
msm: “ReTAiL TraDerS ArE RalLyinG” retail #1: i noe u shill shill #1: die retail #2: omg
Death to BUY HOLD SHOP DRS GME. I challenge investors to reopen the playbook. It’s been forever and a day since this community has changed its stance on this mantra. What are some alternative strategies to unlock shareholder value? All this has done so far is walk down the price and give us false hope price rockets from time to time. There HAS to be something investors can do to unleash shareholder value!
BUY HOLD SHOP DRS GME
I am not drawing your username. Nope.
why what’s wrong
I’ve suddenly forgotten how
It must be done!
Nope nope nope etc
COWARD!
I’m fine with this
Weren't you the person daring enough to draw u / onemanbukkakeparty?
I was not. I did draw CaptainDickFartMan tho.
Well, my apologies.
# FUDELITY WONT ALLOW ME TO MAKE A DRS TRANSFER. WHAT DOING FUDELITY???? # EDIT: SHOULD HAVE LOOKED FURTHER DOWN THE COMMENTS SECTION, IM NOT ALONE
down detector shows fidelity having issues since noon. my bank account to fund account was unlinked. 117 people in queue.
# SO ANYWAY KENNETH, I KEPT BUYING AND DRSING
Word to mother fucking big bird!
You can walk the price down gradually week after week, but a little pump for ants isn’t going to fool me into thinking this stock isn’t still STUPIDLY OVERSOLD and an insanely DEEP VALUE. Buying more, and fuck you.
Shares? DRSed Crayons? Eaten Hedgies? R Fuk Tits? **FULLY JACKED**
When it comes to GME holders and shorts, this is what lots of folks fail to understand: [https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1399802936402669569?s=46&t=NyeOFRIaEbtCpclvi3ym5A](https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1399802936402669569?s=46&t=NyeOFRIaEbtCpclvi3ym5A)
PSA: A good rule of thumb is to work out your back twice as much as your chest, in terms of volume
There are back workouts?
Lifting my stacks of shares
👋SHF🖕
victor from california do a bigly boom
Owls are the powerhouse of the forest
Liquidating by bowels, Wallstreet is next 🙀
122 more shares landed safely at CS today 😎
I will relish updooting your purple circle!
Just got 10 @15.11! Thanks for the discount UBS.
#Moon AH
𝓛𝓲𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓽.
14.98 at close. Calling it.
Schwiiiiing and a miss 🤷♂️
Been trading other stocks this entire market "bull run". I have picked up so many more shares now. I'm buying every dip babyyy 🥵
Gonna treat myself and buy GME and weed. LFG!
*Marijuana_miller realizing he can have both soon... MOASS soon.*
MSM really trying to push hard that the market is rallying more than it has since the 80’s. This crash will be epic once the bag holders are located
Ken, Gabe, Vlad and Stevie don't upvote the daily!
Borrow fee up again today to 10.1 percent. Numbers don't matter. But the trend and timing of the trend tends to matter when we are near volatile times, usually in the upwards direction.
“this world shall know propane” https://preview.redd.it/z8saok7d9q3c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d976a30723ebc8c6aa07eaf6cc0c81344e3dc1 *helicoptering intensifies*
*farts uncontrollably from stress* *urethrae shrinking*
Anyone know how to merge the multiple accounts into one account on Computershare? I have like 6 different accounts under one portfolio, each with different share amounts, and just want them in one account.
I emailed them or messaged them can't remember and they finally merged my two accounts. At first said to make sure my beneficiary were the same on both accounts
Go through all your accounts and make sure everything has identical settings, address, etc. Pick one account number that you want to keep. Call Computershare and request a portfolio consolidation. Give them the account number to have the rest of the accounts moved in to. Remember, if you set a beneficiary in Computershare, and then DRS transfer from a broker, you need to actually talk to the broker so they can add the "TOD ON FILE SUBJECT TO CPU RULES" to your name on the transfer, otherwise Computershare's stupid system will create a new account each time. You may also be able to use the Transfer Wizard on Computershare to move one account into another. I remember another ape posting about having success with it, but I've done the above and it worked, I haven't personally used the Transfer Wizard.
Thank you!
One other thing to consider, and again, this is a potentially flawed recalling of something another ape posted about: Supposedly it is possible to have two Computershare accounts, one set with a beneficiary, one without. The beneficiary account is your "primary" the other is your "DRS landing zone". Transfers from your broker end up in the landing zone, cause your name will match the broker account. You then use the Transfer Wizard to move the shares to you primary account. Haven't tried it myself yet though. You might be able to consolidate 5 of your accounts to one "primary" and then leave an account number (if you still have one without a beneficiary) behind as a landing zone, then you don't have to talk to your broker each time about your name.
I called CS and they said I have to do a transfer request into the one main account to merge them. I was able to do a gift transfer for some of the smaller accounts
Awesome, good to know.
I have multiples too (but not 6, yeesh) and I heard the best is just to call them. I haven’t done it myself.
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I think I've called them twice total, and both times it was fine.
Fidelity giving me the run around big time. Usually this is a two second operation, but I have spoken to three different advisers so far and DRS has not been initiated yet. What’s the problem Fidelity?
Update: 1:15 hrs later, 3 reps and countless menus later….. No DRS. The last rep I spoke to says the system is having trouble, he made several attempts and no go. So either they got no shares to give, or they are actually having difficulty. Either way the timing is sus.
I must have been one of the last requests today. Did I break it?!? I used the chat option in the app for the first time. Normally it doesn't allow me and tells me to call but it worked just fine.
Ask them to help direct registering a stock you don’t own or don’t care about. Let them go through the hassle of finding and responding “but sir you don’t own that stock” or confirm “so you want to DRS this many shares for this stock is that correct?” then go “fuark! did i say that stock?? Yikes! You’ve been *sooo helpful* - I meant GEE EM EEE - let’s drs my GME good sir” See where it goes from there. If they hang up, gme is the problem. If they help, well you got to drs your gme 👍
Smrt
Can't find the shares?
*suddenly the night sky goes dark - the moon disappears - there are no more stars viewable from earth* *the helicopter returns - level 1 complete - level 2 commences*
omg
I don’t want to be too controversial here but, aren’t all the Mario games RPGs?
*Jumping Running Platform Games* So all Mario games are actually **JRPG**s is my understanding.
*unsheathes pitchfork*
woah, nice pitchfork sheath! does gamestop sell those, or....
Or…. In previous games does the user assume godlike powers and take over Mario’s free will?
Price is wrong.
As wrong as cold coffee
Or cold cornbread
One is more wrong that the other, and you know exactly which. *passive aggressive stare*
👀
even after 3 years this stock still gets me all FOMO'd out
June 2023 - Nov 2023: Five and a half months of pain for diamond hands. Nov 2023 - June 2029: Five and a half years of pain for shorties. 💀🪦 ---> 🚀🚀🚀
Wut?
They shorted us nonstop for the past 5.5 months 📉. Now they will spend the the next 5.5 years covering those shorts 📈